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  • But first, let me take a selfie.

  • SHUT UP!

  • (My strange addiction)

  • My name is Anthony

  • and everyone keeps telling me I'm addicted to taking selfies.

  • They must be addicted to being stupid

  • because I hardly ever take selfies.

  • Anthony's life partner, Ian, is the only one that knows the full extend of Anthony's problem.

  • He invited us over to see if we can help before Anthony's addiction goes too far.

  • First of, I'm not Anthony's life partner.

  • Just get that out of the way.

  • But anyway, yes. He is definately addicted to taking selfies.

  • I mean, everyday he's taking shirtless photos of himself with his cat.

  • And when he is not at home, he's taking shirtless selfies of himself with, just, other random cats on the street.

  • Yeah, gotta get my cat selfie!

  • IT'S NOT EVEN REAL!

  • My pussy...

  • Anthony spends 17 hours a day deciding which filter he's going to use.

  • That's over 6000 hours a week.

  • That's almost the same height as a Brontosaurus.

  • I'm just afraid of this problem spiraling out of control.

  • #IanTalkingSmack

  • He's even taking part of the stupid new selfie trends.

  • #AfterSex

  • #AfterPoop

  • #AfterWorkoutButt

  • #AfterMurder

  • In an act of desperation, Ian has listed Anthony's girlfriend to help with the intervention.

  • My mom is not Anthony's girlfriend.

  • If I've said enough, it might come true.

  • #AfterMarriageYouWillBeMySon

  • They've asked us to leave the room, so they can have a heart to heart with Anthony.

  • But we stayed in the room anyway.

  • Come on, man. Please stop taking a selfie.

  • I mean, both of us are here because we want to help...

  • Fine. I won't take any more selfies.

  • Give me the phone then.

  • Thank you.

  • And that one.

  • Anthony has taken 565 gigabytes of selfies.

  • If gigabytes were hamburger bites, you could feed 7 million midgets in New York City.

  • Hamburgers aren't made of ham and that really confuses me.

  • Anthony's rehad is going kinda

  • like shit!

  • All you have to do is take a picture of the food just like any normal Asian would.

  • I can't.

  • #AfterIEatThisImGonnaTakeA #AfterPoopSelfie

  • So I just need to take a picture of you with another person, alright?

  • #ICantStop

  • As a last ditch effort, Ian has decided to offer 6 US dollars to make Anthony stop taking selfies.

  • I like taking baths with 6 naked Persian m...

  • God damn it, Garry. Don't write that shit!

  • My mom doesn't know yet!

  • Alright, I cleared out my entire college...

  • What the hell are you doing?

  • I'm gonna cut my body off and take a selfie of my head just rolling around.

  • #AfterCuttingMyBodyOffSelfie

  • Stop! If you don't do this,

  • I'll actually be your girlfriend.

  • REALLY?

  • FUCK NO!

  • Hey, Anthony. This time you've taken it too far.

  • #ILoveYou

  • #NotTheGayWay

  • All I ever wanted was someone to love me.

  • #NotTheGayWay

  • Promise me you'll never take another selfie again.

  • I promise.

  • #ImTellingALieIWillKeepTakingSelfiesForever AndIanCantHearMeBecauseHisHearingSucks

  • What?

  • #Nothing

  • You know. I'm so glad Anthony finally got rid of his addiction.

  • Maybe now he can actually contribute to society

  • like I do by...

  • taking pictures of my balls.

  • Alright, here we....

  • Who put these freaking balls in the way?

  • There we go!

  • Perfect.

  • If you know someone who's addicted to taking selfies, please send them this video before it's too late.

  • Or just tell them to stop being such a narcissistic asshole.

  • Captioned by HCHS63rdWilsonZombie

But first, let me take a selfie.

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