THIS NEW CAR COMMERCIAL WITH MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?

[cheers and applause]

ALL RIGHT, HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE NOT SEEN IT?

JUST A FEW OF YOU?

IT'S KIND OF--

IT SURPRISED ME THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT.

I THOUGHT, "OH, THAT'S INTERESTING."

AND YOU'D THINK THAT IT'S AN INTERESTING CHOICE

FOR HIM TO DO IT,

AND IT IS.

AND IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, HERE IT IS.

[atmospheric music]

- THAT'S A BIG BULL.

I THINK THAT'S OSIRIS.

TAKE THE LONG WAY, HUH?

THANK YOU, OSIRIS.

[cheers and applause]

- OH, I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

[laughter]

BUT MY BIGGEST QUESTION IS,

I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY CUT ME OUT OF IT.

THAT'S MY BIGGEST QUESTION.

I WAS IN THE ORIGINAL VERSION,

AND I THINK IT MADE MORE SENSE WHEN I WAS IN IT.

[atmospheric music]

- THAT'S A BIG BULL. - I DON'T SEE IT.

HEY, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER YOU PUT IN THESE BROWNIES--

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE, BUT, BOY, THEY ARE DELICIOUS.

MMM.

- I THINK THAT'S OSIRIS.

- OH, NOW I SEE IT.

HELLO, OSIRIS.

MAYBE--MAYBE WE SHOULD ASK HIM TO MOO-VE.

MOO-VE IT ALONG.

[chuckles]

HEY, IF WE'RE IN HIS WAY,

MAYBE HE SHOULD USE HIS HORN.

THESE ARE GOOD. MMM.

MAYBE HE FELL ASLEEP.

MAYBE HE'S BULL DOZING.

[laughs]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR FINGERS?

WHAT'S THAT?

YOU WANT, LIKE, A WET ONE?

YOU WANT, LIKE, A-- SOMETHING?

LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE A PEST,

BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT DINNER BY 5:00,

AND I DON'T LIKE TO BE LATE.

- I CAN RESPECT THAT. - THANK YOU.

YOU KNOW, I THINK

YOU MIGHT'VE TAKEN THE WRONG WAY.

- TAKE THE LONG WAY, HUH? - NO, I SAID THE WRONG WAY.

THIS IS WEIRD, THIS GUITAR MUSIC,

DON'T YOU THINK?

- [singing] TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?

[pulsing hip-hop music]

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?

[pulsing hip-hop music]

- PASS ME ANOTHER BROWNIE.

[cheers and applause]

I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THAT.