​​​ ​For me to open up OBS,​ ​​

​​​ ​OBS開いて​ ​​

​​​ ​realize that the Scene was​ ​​ ​​ ​never set up in the first place,​ ​​

​​​ ​画面の設定をしてないことに気づいて​ ​​

​​​ ​throw everything in there​ ​​ ​​ ​ten minutes beforehand,​ ​​

​​​ ​開始10分前にあれこれ詰め込んで​ ​​

​​​ ​create a room, get you guys in here,​ ​​

​​​ ​部屋作って2人を招待して​ ​​

​​​ ​crop all of us, arrange us...​ ​​

​​​ ​立ち絵だの何だの…​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh man, I feel great.​ ​​

​​​ ​最高の気分だね​ ​​

​​​ ​Except I don't.​ ​​

​​​ ​最高に…​ ​​

​​​ ​I feel like ass.​ ​​

​​​ ​疲れてるよ​ ​​

​​​ ​Just so you guys know,​ ​​ ​​ ​I don't feel very good right now.​ ​​

​​​ ​私の調子はこのようにイマイチですが​ ​​

​​​ ​But that's okay because I have​ ​​ ​​ ​my two beautiful co-hosts​ ​​

​​​ ​そこはこちらの美少女2人が​ ​​

​​​ ​to have fun with all of us today.​ ​​

​​​ ​番組を盛り上げてくれるでしょう​ ​​

​​​ ​IRyS, stop touching Calli's butt!​ ​​

​​​ ​IRyS、カリのケツ触るな！​ ​​

​​​ ​I see you right there.​ ​​

​​​ ​見えてるぞ​ ​​

​​​ ​I see what you're doing.​ ​​

​​​ ​バレてるぞ​ ​​

​​​ ​No, no, no, no!​ ​​

​​​ ​違う違う！​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm not doing anything!​ ​​

​​​ ​何もしてません！​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm not doing anything right now.​ ​​

​​​ ​なんにもしてませーん！​ ​​

​​​ ​Alright, I'm gonna let you​ ​​ ​​ ​get away with it just once.​ ​​

​​​ ​まあ一度だけなら見逃してやろう​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh mah gawd!​ ​​

​​​ ​おいおいおいおい​ ​​

​​​ ​'Cuz you're lookin' extra cute.​ ​​

​​​ ​IRySはかわいいからね​ ​​

​​​ ​I wanted to use my new hand movements​ ​​ ​​ ​for something productive.​ ​​

​​​ ​手が動く新機能を有効活用したくて…​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh yeah.​ ​​

​​​ ​なるほど​ ​​

​​​ ​I wanna see those hand movements...​ ​​

​​​ ​手の動きは私も見たいけど​ ​​

​​​ ​Just not, you know,​ ​​

​​​ ​ただ私の…​ ​​

​​​ ​around the general vicinity of my ass,​ ​​ ​​ ​if at all possible.​ ​​

​​​ ​ケツ周りで動かすのはやめてくれるかな​ ​​

​​​ ​If you wouldn't mind.​ ​​

​​​ ​できればね​ ​​

​​​ ​Your, your, your...​ ​​

​​​ ​だ、だって…​ ​​

​​​ ​Your buttocks just happened to be there.​ ​​

​​​ ​カリのお尻がそこにあるんだもん​ ​​

​​​ ​Do you talk with your hands?​ ​​

​​​ ​喋るとき手が動くタイプ？​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh yeah.​ ​​

​​​ ​あー​ ​​

​​​ ​You know how some people​ ​​ ​​ ​talk with their hands​ ​​

​​​ ​いるでしょ、説明するときとかに…​ ​​

​​​ ​when they're trying to explain something?​ ​​

​​​ ​手が動いちゃう人​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh yeah, big time.​ ​​

​​​ ​私もやっちゃう​ ​​

​​​ ​That's a different move entirely.​ ​​

​​​ ​いやその手の動きは違うって​ ​​

​​​ ​It's the Italiano!​ ​​

​​​ ​イタリア流だね​ ​​

​​​ ​It's the Italian Underworld there.​ ​​

​​​ ​イタリア冥界流さ​ ​​

​​​ ​They talk with their hands!​ ​​

​​​ ​クセで手が動いちゃーう​ ​​

​​​ ​That looks so wrong, IRyS!​ ​​

​​​ ​それまずいってIRyS!​ ​​

​​​ ​IRyS!​ ​​

​​​ ​IRyS!!!​ ​​

​​​ ​You are very unlucky, Calli,​ ​​ ​​ ​to be sitting next to me today.​ ​​

​​​ ​私の隣に座ってしまうとは​ ​​ ​​ ​ついてないねカリ​ ​​

​​​ ​What do you mean "unlucky"?​ ​​

​​​ ​「ついてない」だと？​ ​​

​​​ ​I gotta say, it's actua—​ ​​

​​​ ​あのなあ…​ ​​

​​​ ​You know what? I counter your move.​ ​​

​​​ ​こっちも反撃できんだよ​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh!​ ​​

​​​ ​ああっ！​ ​​

​​​ ​Now what?​ ​​

​​​ ​どうだ​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh, that looks...​ ​​

​​​ ​手の位置が…​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh my goodness!​ ​​

​​​ ​ちょっと！​ ​​

​​​ ​Where-Where are you...​ ​​

​​​ ​ど、どこを触って…​ ​​

​​​ ​Where are you touching?​ ​​

​​​ ​どこ触ってんのよ！​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh!​ ​​

​​​ ​あっ！​ ​​

​​​ ​I don't know. Where does it look?​ ​​

​​​ ​どこを触ってるように見えてるかな？​ ​​

​​​ ​Yabai!​ ​​

​​​ ​ヤバい！​ ​​

​​​ ​The fact that I'm​ ​​ ​​ ​underneath your model.​ ​​

​​​ ​私がカリより奥にいるせいで…​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh my goodness!​ ​​

​​​ ​ちょっと！​ ​​

​​​ ​Oho!​ ​​

​​​ ​おほっ​ ​​

​​​ ​My turn!​ ​​

​​​ ​私の番だ！​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh!​ ​​

​​​ ​あっ！​ ​​

​​​ ​Yeah, you think that—​ ​​

​​​ ​どうした​ ​​

​​​ ​You think that you can play this game?​ ​​

​​​ ​まだやるか？​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh, Bae left.​ ​​

​​​ ​ベーが消えた！​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh yeah, Bae left the room.​ ​​

​​​ ​帰っちゃった​ ​​

​​​ ​Is this too much for you to see, Bae?​ ​​

​​​ ​お前には直視できないか？​ ​​

​​​ ​Is this hurting you too much?​ ​​

​​​ ​耐えられないか？​ ​​

​​​ ​Come back, I'll stop.​ ​​

​​​ ​戻ってきて！​ ​​

​​​ ​I'll stop, I'll stop.​ ​​

​​​ ​もうやめるから！​ ​​

​​​ ​I'll stop!​ ​​

​​​ ​やめるから！​ ​​

​​​ ​Bae! Come on back!​ ​​

​​​ ​ベー！戻ってきて！​ ​​

​​​ ​Aww look, she's sad.​ ​​

​​​ ​あーあー、悲しそう​ ​​

​​​ ​C'mon, I respect the​ ​​ ​​ ​relationship between you two.​ ​​

​​​ ​キミ達2人の関係を​ ​​ ​​ ​尊重するからさ​ ​​

​​​ ​Why're you sad?​ ​​

​​​ ​なんで悲しむのよ？​ ​​

​​​ ​It's OK.​ ​​

​​​ ​大丈夫​ ​​

​​​ ​You'll be next to IRyS for the next one!​ ​​

​​​ ​次回はIRySの隣にしてやるから！​ ​​

​​​ ​It was just...​ ​​

​​​ ​今のは…​ ​​

​​​ ​It was just hand holding!​ ​​

​​​ ​手をつないでただけ！​ ​​

​​​ ​Yeah, come on, Bae!​ ​​

​​​ ​そうだぞ、ベー​ ​​

​​​ ​Come on, Bae!​ ​​

​​​ ​ほらぁ、ベー​ ​​

​​​ ​Get back here.​ ​​

​​​ ​戻ってきな​ ​​

​​​ ​I-I-I was doing a bit.​ ​​

​​​ ​冗談のつもりで逃げたけど…​ ​​

​​​ ​But I hate to say this,​ ​​ ​​ ​but I'm stuck in the door.​ ​​

​​​ ​ごめん…扉に体が挟まっちゃった​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm gonna force—​ ​​

​​​ ​じゃあ私が…​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm gonna force you over here!​ ​​

​​​ ​ムリヤリ連れてきてやる​ ​​

​​​ ​She's stuck in the door, guys.​ ​​

​​​ ​挟まってる！​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm gonna force you.​ ​​

​​​ ​こっちに来い​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh, now there's...​ ​​

​​​ ​なんか…​ ​​

​​​ ​There's only like 10% of​ ​​ ​​ ​Bae sticking out now.​ ​​

​​​ ​ベーが10%だけハミ出てる​ ​​

​​​ ​Oh, there we go.​ ​​

​​​ ​あ、戻った​ ​​

​​​ ​Hello.​ ​​

​​​ ​ハロー​ ​​

​​​ ​Hi.​ ​​

​​​ ​ハーイ​ ​​

​​​ ​I'm back!​ ​​

​​​ ​ただいまー！​ ​​

​​​ ​Hello, little one.​ ​​

​​​ ​やぁおチビちゃん​ ​​

​​​ ​We're humongous​ ​​ ​​ ​compared to Bae, aren't we?​ ​​

​​​ ​ベーに対して私達がデカすぎない？​ ​​

​​​ ​Well, I think Bae, like,​ ​​ ​​ ​truly is just tiny.​ ​​

​​​ ​ベーって実際小さいし…​ ​​