Name: Therapist Reacts to LABYRINTH（Therapist Reacts to LABYRINTH）
Uploaded: 2024-04-26T23:06:53.000Z
Duration: 20 min 28 s
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Alan: I'm gonna make some [beep] up, cause that's what this movie did so far.

Jono: She's got a baby to save. She's got a codpiece to fight.

Jono: I found almost everything about this to be deeply unpleasant and ugly.

Alan: You do not understand how much this man loves all things that are movies.

So to have him reacting this way just fills my soul with glee.

Jono: Okay. I'm feeling mildly traumatized just by...

You can learn lessons from the movie this movie should have been.

I just think this movie is playing on a loop in hell.

Alan: Hello and welcome to Cinema Therapy.

My name is Alan Seawright. I'm a professional filmmaker who needs therapy. That guy...

Jono: Jonathan Decker, licensed therapist who loves movies.

Alan: I'm going to have you react to a movie, as I often do. You're a therapist. Jono: Okay.

Alan: You're going to react to 1986 classic. Beloved.

This was actually a selection by our Patrons. Jono: Okay...

Alan: Whom I will never forgive. Labyrinth.

There are many, many people out there who love Labyrinth.

But we want to hear from you why you love it, as we go.

Jono: Because we... we heeded the call of our Patrons. Alan: We sure did.

And we might make it through this. Who knows?

Step-mom: Well, don't stand there in the rain. Come on.

And I ask you to babysit only if it won't interfere with your plans.

Sarah: Well, how do you know? You don't know what my plans are.

Step-mom: Well, I assume you'd tell me if you had a date. I'd like it if you had a date.

Step-mom: You should have dates at your age. Jono: Should you, though?

Alan: I don't know how old she's supposed to be.

Dad: We were worried about you. Sarah: I can't do anything right, can I?!

Alan: Apparently, she's supposed to be 16. Jono: Okay.

Alan: Sure. You hang out with friends, go on dates, whatever. Maybe not.

Just have ill-defined single player LARPing practice.

Jono: It's showing how self-centered she is.

It's not that big a deal to babysit your baby brother while your dad and your stepmom go on a date,

and especially your stepmom is like, We only do it if it's not going to interrupt your plans.

Alan: We don't care about interrupting your single player LARPing.

You could single player LARP in the house.

Jono: She's upset that her parents are divorced and that her dad's remarried and that he has spawned,

and now she's just wishing that she were the only child again.

Sarah: Someone take me away from this awful place!

Alan: You are reading a lot into this. That is not in the script, by the way.

Jono: Here's the thing about fairness. It's a completely subjective construct. Alan: Yeah.

Jono: That you can't measure. I mean, maybe if we each get one cookie...

But even then it's like, okay, well, then you get down to deserve.

And how do you measure who deserves what?

I mean, it's it really is, do you have what you need. Right?

And she does. Did you see that house and her dog? It's like four dogs in one dog.

Jono: Yeah. She could literally say Yip, yip and fly that thing around the neighborhood.

Like, she's good. She doesn't have any friends, it seems.

And it doesn't seem like she wants them. So I don't know what she's complaining about.

And that's an issue I have with the movie, is she starts the film as an unlikable, spoiled brat,

and she ends the film as an unlikable, slightly less spoiled brat.

Jono: Thanks. You made me dislike Jennifer Connelly, which is really hard to do.

Jono: Jareth wants to keep Sarah and others in ignorance in order to keep them under his control.

Alan: But Sarah realizes that avoiding reality is not the key to happiness.

Jono: Ground news is all about this idea.

Alan: Ground News exposes readers to diverse perspectives on current events,

and advocates for informed decisions based on all the facts and the angles.

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Therapist Reacts to LABYRINTH（Therapist Reacts to LABYRINTH）

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