♪ THEN SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT ♪

♪ SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION ♪

♪ IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT ♪

♪ LIKE, MAYBE ♪

♪ BUILDING A ROCKET OR FIGHTING A MUMMY ♪

♪ OR CLIMBING UP THE EIFFEL TOWER ♪

♪ DISCOVERING SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST ♪

HEY!

♪ OR GIVING A MONKEY A SHOWER ♪

♪ SURFING TIDAL WAVES, CREATING NANOBOTS ♪

♪ OR LOCATING FRANKENSTEIN'S BRAIN ♪

IT'S OVER HERE!

♪ FINDING A DODO BIRD, PAINTING A CONTINENT ♪

♪ OR DRIVING OUR SISTER INSANE ♪

PHINEAS!

♪ AS YOU CAN SEE ♪

♪ THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF TO DO ♪

♪ BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS THIS FALL ♪

COME ON, PERRY!

♪ SO STICK WITH US 'CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB ♪

♪ ARE GONNA DO IT ALL ♪

♪ SO STICK WITH US 'CAUSE PHINEAS AND FERB ♪

♪ ARE GONNA DO IT ALL ♪

MOM!

PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING A TITLE SEQUENCE!

SO, FERB, WHAT SHOULD WE DO TODAY?

I MEAN, BESIDES GIVING PERRY A BATH.

[SNIFFS]

[CHATTERING]

[ENGINES ROARING]

WHAT IS THAT WONDERFUL NOISE?

AWESOME!

FERB, I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TODAY!

OOH! I'VE GOT TO TAKE A NEW PICTURE OF MYSELF FOR MY BLOG.

I DIDN'T REALIZE MINE IS ALREADY A WEEK OLD.

THAT'S BETTER.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MOM'S CAR?!

WE TRICKED IT OUT.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.

WELL, DUH. THAT'S WHY FERB BUILT THIS REMOTE.

[ENGINE STARTS]

OH, YOU ARE SO BUSTED.

MOM! MOM! MOM!

[DOORS OPENING AND CLOSING]

UM, WHERE'S MOM?

SHE'S PLAYING BRIDGE AT MRS. GARCIA-SHAPIRO'S.

THEY WON'T GET AWAY WITH IT THIS TIME!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

OH, CANDACE, DEAR. BUBELE, HOW GOOD TO SEE YOU.

WHAT A COINCIDENCE. DO YOU KNOW YOUR MOM IS HERE?

YEAH, I DO, MRS. GARCIA-SHAPIRO.

I NEED TO TALK TO HER, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

OY VEY, LOOK HOW TALL YOU ARE NOW!

YOU MUST HAVE GROWN A COUPLE OF INCHES

SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU.

THAT WAS LAST WEEK, MRS. GARCIA-SHAPIRO.

WELL, YOUR MOM'S INSIDE, DEAR.

WHERE ARE YOUR BRACES? I THOUGHT YOU WERE WEARING BRACES.

YEAH. MOM! MOM! MOM!

WHAT IS IT, CANDACE?

YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE WHAT PHINEAS AND FERB ARE DOING!

HEY, FERB, WHAT'S THE RED BUTTON FOR?

[ALARM] MOM!

WHAT IS IT?

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SEE?

LOOK QUICK!

HI, MOM!

HI, BOYS! WELL, IF THAT'S ALL,

I'LL JUST BE GETTING BACK TO THE GAME.

GOOD THING WE BEEFED UP THE SUSPENSION.

WHOA!

WHAT ELSE CAN IT DO?

HI, PHINEAS.

OH. HI, ISABELLA.

WHAT YA DOIN'?

WE'RE ENTERING THE SWAMP OIL 500 TODAY.

AREN'T YA GONNA NEED A PIT CREW?

DO YOU KNOW A PIT CREW?

WELL, I KNOW A FEW PEOPLE WHO WORK WELL TOGETHER.

GREAT! YOU'RE HIRED. SEE YA AT THE TRACK.

HEY, FERB. WHERE'S PERRY?

[SPY MUSIC PLAYING]

GOOD MORNING, AGENT P.

THE EVIL DOCTOR DOOFENSHMIRTZ IS UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS.

FOR REASONS COMPLETELY UNKNOWN,

HE'S PURCHASED A GIANT AIRSHIP, OR BLIMP, AS THE KIDS SAY.

YOUR MISSION IS TO FIND OUT WHY.

AND, IF NECESSARY, PUT A STOP TO IT.

♪ DOO-BEE DOO-BEE DOO-BAH ♪

♪ DOO-BEE DOO-BEE DOO-BAH ♪

♪ PERRY ♪

HI, PHINEAS.

I GOT YOUR PIT CREW.

COOL. SEE YA IN THE PITS.

OK, GIRLS. WE'RE DEALING WITH A 426 CUBIC INCH FULLY-BLOWN V-8

WITH HYPO LIFTERS, RADICAL CAM,

AND A LIMITED SLIP DIFFERENTIAL.

WOULD THAT BE ELECTRONICALLY FUEL-INJECTED?

PHINEAS! PHINEAS!

PHINEAS!

HEY! I CAN'T HEAR THE CARS!

HEY, CANDACE.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A RACING FAN.

JEREMY.

WHO, ME? OH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M A BIG FAN OF THOSE...

THOSE, UH-- THAT RED ONE IS CUTE!

OH, THAT'S BILLY RAY DIGGLER'S CAR.

HE'S GREAT.

YEAH, HE'S THE BEST. THAT BILLY ROY.

BILLY RAY. BILLY RAY.

I--I LOVE IT WHEN HE TURNS LEFT AND THEN

HE TURNS LEFT AGAIN, AND THEN...

Announcer: AND IN THE 3RD LANE, THE NEWCOMERS, TEAM PHINEAS!

NOW, IS IT JUST ME, OR DOES HE LOOK A LITTLE BIT YOUNG

TO BE BEHIND THE WHEEL

OF A 700-HORSEPOWER RACING MACHINE?

YES. YES, HE DOES.

AND LOOK! HE'S ALREADY GOT HIS OWN SCREAMING FANS.

PHINEAS!

HEY! CANDACE IS ROOTING FOR US.

CANDACE, YOU'RE ON THE BIG SCREEN.

PHINEAS!

AND YOUR LITTLE BROTHER'S GONNA BE ON TV.

PHINEAS? ON TV?

TV! THAT'S IT!

THEY ARE SO BUSTED.

CAN YOU WAIT RIGHT HERE FOR A SECOND? THANKS.

WHAT IS IT, CANDACE?

I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A 3 NO-TRUMP.

TURN ON THE TV!

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, CANDACE.

THIS BETTER BE GOOD.

Candace: WELL? WELL? DO YOU SEE IT?

JUST A SECOND, HONEY.

TURN ON THE CABLE BOX FIRST.

HMM, ALL RIGHT.

WAIT. OK, THAT'S NOT IT.

UM, IS IT THIS ONE?

NO, THIS IS ANOTHER PHONE.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

OH! I TURNED ON THE STEREO.

MOM! HURRY UP!

OK, JUST A SECOND.

Announcer: ARE YOU EMBARRASSED BY FLAKING, ITCHING, PEELING?

CANDACE, THIS IS A DANDRUFF COMMERCIAL.

IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME?

[ENGINES ROARING]

OK, FERB. ARE WE GOOD TO GO?

Announcer: AND WITH THE RACE ABOUT TO START,

THERE'S THE DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED BLIMP.

♪ DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED ♪

AH, PERRY THE PLATYPUS.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE, ACTUALLY.

I WAS JUST GETTING READY TO SERVE

SOME PLATYPUS UNDER GLASS!

YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO WITNESS MY LATEST INVENTION.

MY DEFLATINATOR RAY!

WHICH I WILL DEMONSTRATE BY DEFLATING ALL THE TIRES

AT THE JEFFERSON COUNTY MOTOR SPEEDWAY!

AFTER WHICH, I WILL DEFLATE EVERYTHING

IN THE TRI-STATE AREA!

THAT WAY, IF ANYONE WANTS ANYTHING FLATED,

THEY WILL HAVE TO TALK TO ME.

PHINEAS, YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER!

[ENGINES ROARING]

CANDACE, YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE--

Man: SMILE!

SOUVENIR PICTURE? ONLY $1.00.

AAH! WAIT A SECOND!

HEY!

NOW I GOT YOU!

HEY, HEY, MISSY, 2 PICTURES, 2 BUCKS.

OH, YEAH, UH, I'VE ONLY GOT $1.00,

BUT, UH, I JUST WANT THE ONE.

YOU CAN JUST TEAR THE OTHER ONE UP, OK?

I'VE GOT HIM NOW! [CHUCKLING]

Announcer: AND PULLING UP FAST ON THE INSIDE LANE

IS NUMBER 42, TEAM PHINEAS!

HEY, FERB--YOU THINK WE CAN GET ANY MORE POWER?

I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S JUST A BATTERY, BUT I WAS THINKING--

LET'S OPEN IT UP AND SEE WHAT THIS PUPPY CAN--

[HORN HONKING]

UH, FERB,

WE'RE ACTUALLY SLOWING DOWN NOW.

FERB?

HELLO?

OH, YEAH! NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HEY, FERB. WE SHOULD BRING PHINEAS IN FOR A PIT STOP.

ALL RIGHT, FIRESIDE GIRLS.

LET'S MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!

THAT HELMET LOOKS SO MANLY.

THANKS.

HIT IT, FERB.

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU GIRLS.

AND THE BOW IS A NICE TOUCH, GRETCHEN.

Doofenshmirtz: HEH, HEH. LISTEN TO THOSE FOOLS,

AS THEY WORSHIP THEIR CANDY-COLORED RACE CAR MAN.

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION

OF MY DEFLATIONARY PROWESS?

I GOT IT!

AAH!

Announcer: THE TEAM PHINEAS CAR IS AVOIDING EVERY OBSTACLE.

IT'S LIKE HE CAN SEE THE WHOLE DARN TRACK AT ONCE!

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

All: ♪ GO, PHINEAS, GO, GO, PHINEAS ♪

♪ GO, PHINEAS, GO, GO, PHINEAS ♪

OH, YEAH!

♪ GO, PHINEAS, GO, GO, PHINEAS ♪

♪ GO, PHINEAS, GO, GO, PHINEAS ♪

All: WE'RE OK!

Candace: WELL, MOM, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?

YOU'VE LOOKED BETTER.

HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

[SCREAMS]

ALREADY THEY FEAR ME! LISTEN TO THEIR SCREAMS, EH?

IMAGINE THE MAYHEM

ONCE MY DEFLATINATOR RAY IS FULLY CHARGED.

RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND, MY LITTLE INDENTURED RODENT,

AND I WILL GIVE YOU SOME CHEESE!

HEH. I KNOW I HAVE SOME AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

THERE USED TO BE SOME ROQUEFORT IN THE BACK HERE. I DON'T--

[MOUSE SQUEAKING]

HUH?

[SCREAMING]

AAH! OOF!

HMM. I SUPPOSE I SHOULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING.

Candace: BUT, MOM, YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME!

WAIT A MINUTE!

I BET IT'S STILL ON TV!

THAT'S GOOD, CANDACE. GO WATCH A LITTLE TV.

Announcer: AND LOOK AT THIS AMAZING FINISH!

[STAMMERING] MOM, QUICK! QUICK! QUICK!

ALL RIGHT, I'M COMING.

[LAUGHING]

Announcer: OH, NO!

A BLIMP IS ABOUT TO HIT THE BROADCASTING TOWER!

OH, THE HU--

[STATIC]

UH-HUH.

MEEP.

DEAL ME BACK IN, VIV.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

HMM, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE WALKING.

[SCREAMING]

"WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK HOME, CANDACE?"

"I'M BUSY WITH MY BRIDGE GAME, CANDACE."

SHE HAS NO IDEA!

[CRICKET CHIRPING]

[CANDACE GASPS]

GOTCHA!

AAH!

[ALARM]]

MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM!

OH, CANDACE, HELLO. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE GROWN SO MUCH. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

MOM!

MOM, YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS.

IT'S ABOUT YOUR CAR.

ALL RIGHT.

Candace: COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!

CANDACE, YOU'RE WEARING OUT THE HEELS OF MY SHOES.

SEE, MOM, LOOK, LOOK! I TOLD YOU!

[GASPS] BUT... WHO DID THIS?

PHINEAS AND FERB.

YOU MEAN--

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

THEY--

UH-HUH, UH-HUH, UH-HUH.

THEY WASHED MY CAR?

YES! NO. WHAT?

[CHATTERING]

Mom: IT'S BEAUTIFUL! I GOT TO ADMIT,

I THOUGHT YOU WERE EXAGGERATING A BIT,

BUT THIS IS REALLY WORTH GETTING EXCITED ABOUT.

HI, MOM! WE'RE HOME.

HEY, BOYS. I SAW WHAT YOU DID TODAY.

YEAH? HOW'D YOU LIKE IT?

Mom: I LOVED IT.

NOW, WHO WANTS SOME SNACKS?

Phineas: THANKS, MOM.

HONEY, CLOSE YOUR MOUTH.