Pay strict attention to what l say

because l choose my words carefully and l never repeat myself.

I've told you my name. That's the "who. "

The "where" could most readily be described as a prison celI.

But there is a vast difference

between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison.

The "what" is easy.

Recently I planned and set in motion events to execute the perfect bank robbery.

That's also the "when."

As for the "why, " beyond the obvious financial motivation,

it's exceedingly simple.

Because I can.

Which Ieaves us only with the "how. "

And therein, as the Bard would telI us,

Iies the rub.