we wanted to find out all the differences

between Oreos in the UK and the US.

This is "Food Wars."

Hey, everyone. Joe from "Food Wars."

I will not be partaking in this episode of Oreos

because me and the team are busy shooting

a new season of "Food Wars" with a new country.

That's right, coming soon to you

it's going to be "Food Wars" US versus [beep].

While we're working hard on that, Irene, of course,

is going to step in over there in New York.

I will, however, stick around for this episode

and make smart-alecky comments because that's my brand.

In the UK, Oreos come in four serving sizes.

As a lunch-box pack of two,

as a standard pack of 14,

as a twin pack of 28,

and as an open and share pack of 36.

In the US, classic Oreos come in six serving sizes.

As a two-cookie snack pack,

as a six-cookie snack pack,

as a king-size 10-cookie snack pack,

as a classic pack of 36 cookies,

as a family-size pack of 48 cookies,

and, finally, as a party-size pack of 63 cookies.

The cookies themselves are supposed to weigh

the same amount in both countries, 11 grams.

We're going to weigh one and find out if that's true.

12.4 grams.

We're going to do the scientific method.

We're going to test a second cookie

in case there's any disparities.

Yeah, 11.4.

You know what, I bet it's the frosting.

This one's 11.8 grams.

Yeah, this one's 11.5.

So the average weight is 11.8 grams.

So, our UK Oreo weighed 11.09 grams.

Pretty much spot on what they promised us.

The portion sizes aren't the only thing

that's different between our Oreos.

The US also has more Oreo size options.

There are the mini Oreos,

then five stuff options:

Oreo thins,

classic Oreo,

Double Stuf,

Mega Stuf,

and then The Most Stuf.

I didn't know The Most Stuf existed.

I thought we ended it at Double Stuf.

We kept going.

I have an idea.

I don't know why they haven't done this,

'cause the Stuf is what everybody wants,

at least in America.

Oreo needs to invent Just Stuf.

It is a sandwich cookie: Stuf, Stuf, Stuf.

Check it out!

Just Stuf Oreos.

Perfect. That's all I want.

Whereas our options are minis, thins, classic,

or Double Creme.

For some some reason we call them Double Creme over here

and not Double Stuf.

How much Stuf are we actually getting?

Let's dissect a classic Oreo.

2.52 grams.

We're committing to 3.2 grams.

Is a Double Stuf Oreo actually giving you

double the Stuf?

Let's find out.

Oh, look at that precision.

Earlier was 3.2.

So this is 6.

That came to 6.13 for us.

They got a little bit more. That never happens!

[gasps]

So, in the UK, Double Creme Oreos

actually give you 143% more filling than the classic Oreo.

While a US Double Stuf has 87.5% more Stuf

than a classic Oreo.

I want to know how much the Most Stuf weighs.

Oh, wow.

This is excessive.

So, the Most Stuf weighs 11.2 grams,

which is a 250% increase from the classic.

It's very stabbable.

I'm gonna DIY my own giant Oreo.

I don't know if it's gonna fit in my mouth, but.

Harry Makes the World's Largest Oreo -- ASMR.

11.

It is about 3 inches. Ish.

It's falling apart, much like me.

You know what has to happen now.

I mean, come on.

"Had to happen"?

"Had to happen," Harry?

This had to happen?

I'm gonna squeeze it down.

There we go.

Yo!

[crew clapping]

God, you need the biscuit, really.

Yeah, as you can see, maybe,

maybe all that stuffing at once is not a good idea.

Here are all of the UK Oreo products

that you won't find in the US.

Here are all the Oreo products in the US

you won't find in the UK.

Oreo lends its brand name to a lot of products.

So we're going to split this into sections,

starting with the cookies.

That's nothing compared to us.

We have 20 exclusive Oreo cookie flavors in the US.

We have two exclusive classic Oreos in the UK,

starting with these ones, which are strawberry cheesecake.

Can't figure out --

ooh.

It's very good.

Then we have this one,

which is a chocolate brownie batter flavor.

The flavor of the chocolate filling

kind of gets lost in just the chocolate cookie flavor.

Peanut butter flavor cream. Creme?

I do think some people put peanut butter on their Oreos,

so maybe that's where this came from.

The Mega Stuf.

'Cause Double Stuf was simply not enough for us.

Like, honestly, though, I can appreciate this,

'cause I always want more of the frosting.

But this is kind of ridiculous, isn't it?

We have gluten-free Oreos.

Lemon flavor creme Oreos.

This seems like a golden Oreo with lemon filling.

It has the Oreo structure,

but it's like a whole completely different flavor profile,

so it tastes really good.

[beeps]

[screams]

Oreos are too popular in this country.

We don't need this many flavors.

[beeps]

As we move through this section,

you're going to notice a bit of a Cadbury theme,

because Cadbury and Oreo seem to have partnered up

on quite a few products.

The first one we have here is a Cadbury-coated Oreo.

Now, these are just basic Oreos,

but then covered in Cadbury chocolate,

which, as we all know,

is much better than American chocolate.

They're so good, but so bad for you.

Then, after that, we have these little bags

of Oreo crunchy bites.

These come as either classic or as dipped versions.

I'm not really sure how they differ

from just classic mini Oreos,

so I'm gonna open a bag and find out.

Is that not just a mini Oreo

that they've rebranded?

In my left hand, I'm holding an Oreo crunchy bite.

In my right hand, I'm holding a mini Oreo.

The only notable difference is maybe

that the mini Oreo has slightly more filling.

I feel like this is just an excuse to sell you

maybe even less stuffed mini Oreos

at a more expensive price point.

Companies can't get away with this anymore

now that "Food Wars" exists.

Chocolate hazelnut.

This is basically like if you put Nutella in an Oreo.

Caramel coconut.

I think you would like this if you like caramel.

Chocolate marshmallow.

Ooh, I think this one does have something on the biscuit.

That's different.

Oh, it's on the inside.

I thought it would be on the outside.

That'd be more fun, but.

Yeah, you get the chocolate flavor,

but I don't think the marshmallows really come through.

[beeps]

Is anyone even eating these?

I have never seen a single person

buy any of these flavored ones.

So this feels like a conspiracy.

[beeps]

We have the java chip.

Supposedly there'll be little chocolate chips.

This is good. This reminds me of, like,

a Starbucks java chip Frappucino, honestly.

Dark chocolate.

The original was just simply not chocolaty enough for you.

It matches the biscuit.

OK, I'm actually really excited about this one.

They're Olympic Oreos!

Aah!

I'm one of those people who is like,

I could have been an Olympian

if my parents had just loved me enough to, you know,

make it my entire life and forced me to do it.

You know, as if that's all it takes.

"Red, white, and blue layers of cream with popping candy."

Oh, these layers are so uneven.

It's funny.

You see this? It's like ...

A while ago, they had special Fourth of July ones

that had, like, sparklers or something,

and it was basically the same thing, the popping candy.

I feel like they're kind of just reusing this.

Oh, wait, this is cool too.

It has the Olympic circles and the American flag.

You know, the best part about the Olympics this year

has just been all the Olympians on TikTok,

and then also how funny it is that everyone's like,

"We're only patriotic about how funny and hot they are."

If any Olympians are watching this,

I am in fact single. Thank you.

When did "Food Wars" become Irene's dating app?

She didn't say which Olympians, though.

So, like, the Canadian curling team's coming after her.

So watch out.

The next one, which is still kind of a cookie,

are these Cadbury Crunchy Melts Oreo Creme.

Now, these are kind of big,

more traditional chocolate chip cookies,

but then filled with a layer of Oreo creme.

I will say the packaging made me expect a lot more

of the Oreo creme in the middle there.

It's a very, very thin layer.

I'm really disappointed by that.

I was -- I had high hopes for these.

The texture of the cookie is way off.

Ooh, salted caramel brownie Oreos.

They're really just turning every possible dessert

into an Oreo at this point.

But, again, I have never seen a single person

buy one of these.

If you are someone who buys these, please let me know.

'Cause I think it's a conspiracy at this point.

Ooh, this one also is a double layer.

We have a light brown layer and a dark brown layer.

Ooh, and then there's salt on the biscuit.

They really elevated this one.

It's like a gourmet Oreo.

I actually really like the salt on the biscuit.

It comes together really nicely.

Again, this is weird.

Carrot cake. Who thought of this?

Carrot cake's hard to get right.

Tastes like ginger with just, like, nice icing.

So I actually like these,

but that's 'cause they don't taste

like the advertised flavor.

[beeps]

I'm doing really bad, Shirley.

I'm trying not to cry, I think?

I'll be alive.

I don't think the Oreos will kill me.

Actually, the Oreos might kill me!

I can't believe this is what's gonna take me out.

It's gonna be the Oreos.

[beeps]