字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - Maybe you should spend less time conditioning your hair and spend more time buying one wok. Hair so silky, but no wok. So sad. (beeping) Good news, niece and nephew. ExpressVPN back to sponsor Uncle Roger video. They are so impressed 50 year old uncle like me know what VPN is. If you don't know what is VPN, think of it like MSG for your internet. Uncle Roger, I use express VPN to unblock content. Niece and nephew, if you live in the US, Netflix block all the Studio Ghibli film. All the Asian culture cartoon you cannot watch. Haiya! How you have culture if you don't watch Studio Ghibli? How? But with ExpressVPN, all you have to do is change your country. Changed from US to UK and refresh the page, and now you have all the Studio Ghibli film. Now you can go watch "My Neighbor Totoro," no problem. That's why ExpressVPN is the MSG for your internet. Use it to give Netflix more flavor. Find out how you can get three month free by using link in description below, or go to expressvpn.com/uncleroger. And now we start video. Hello, niece and nephew. It's Uncle Roger. Few week ago, Uncle Roger make video with Ozzy Man Review. We watch all the cooking fails. So satisfying. So Uncle Roger wondering are Australian people better than British people at making egg fried rice? So today I found this cooking YouTuber from Australia. His name, Nat What I Reckon. Let's see how good his egg fried rice skill is. Before we start, niece and nephew, I want you to smack like button. Smack like button now like how your parents smack you when you fail your test. (upbeat music) Oh no! Packet rice to start, oh! (slide whistle whistling) Oh, wait, what he doing? (vacuum whirring) Oh. (upbeat music) (sighs) Uncle Roger, I see packet rice, I feared the worst. Nat What I Reckon, don't start your video like this. You almost gave Uncle Roger heart attack. (vacuum whirring) Uncle Roger think packet rice is so bad, vacuuming packet rice is showing too much respect to packet rice. The rice go into the vacuum, even the dirt inside the vacuum going, who the hell is this? Why you vacuum this trash next to me? (whistling) - What's goin' on, la champignons. Let's have a bit of a chat. - This guy, so many tattoo. Hmm. When Uncle Roger going up, I see people with so many tattoo, I assume they are gangster. But now a day when you have so many tattoo, I assume you make latte. Uncle Roger think this kitchen look too clean, too minimalistic. I think this guy Nat, he hate clutter, except on his skin. This is like white people kitchen. In Asian culture, the messier your kitchen is, the better your food. Uncle Roger see tidy kitchen like this, I don't expect to eat egg fried rice. I expect to eat avocado on toast. - Anyway, we're here to cook fuckin' fried rice. This shit on this shit. There's the fuckin' ingredients. Get fucked. - Haiya, why he cuss so much? Every two word is F bomb. Nat, you cooking egg fried rice, not getting divorced. Why you say F word so much? From now on Uncle Roger gonna bleep out the F word with Chinese sound. (Chinese string music) YouTube, please don't de-monetize Uncle Roger. I am family friendly channel. Is Nephew Nat right here saying all the F word. He put ingredient on screen. Let's see what he have for his egg fried rice. Oh, shitload of garlic! Oh my God! Okay, that is only time cursing acceptable. You can use curse word to describe garlic. Only other time you can use cursing is when your ingredient list, you list out fuckton of MSG. - Right, so here's the big trick with fried rice. You can't just (Chinese string music) some rice and put the hot rice in with the hot ingredients and expect it to be awesome fried rice. - Correct, correct. Never use hot rice for your egg fried rice. - If you don't know how to cook rice, don't worry about it. Here's a flashback from the other week. (bell dinging) For each cup of rice, it's one and a half cups of water. Wash all the stupid shit off the rice that makes the rice stick together. Use cold water. Don't use warm water or you'll cook the rice! Put it in the pot, bang it on the stove. Put a pinch of salt in it, bang the lid on. Bring it to the boil. Once it's boiling, turn the heat down. Keep the lid on it until it's (Chinese string music) cooked. Right-o, champ-- - Niece and nephew, you ever notice when you ask white people how to make rice, they give it this long explanation full of mathematical formula. One cup rice, one and half cup water, put on stove, simmer 10 minute. Haiya, too much, too many instruction. You ask Asian people how they make rice, they just tell you, you put in rice cooker and press the button. What are you stupid? Just buy this thing. World War II is over, use technology. When Uncle Roger tell my white people friend to buy rice cooker, they always tell me, "Sorry, cannot buy rice cooker. No space for this single purpose appliance. Rice cooker is single purpose appliance." But then I go to their house and I see toaster! Toaster also single purpose appliance. Why you have that, but not rice cooker? Rice cooker is better kitchen appliance than toaster because rice, you can have for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Toast, you can only have a breakfast. So not versatile. If your parent make you toast for dinner, they don't love you. That is their way of telling you you adopted. (laughing) Sorry, adopted children. (static buzzing) - While the rice is cooling down, cut all this shit up, but keep these aside with your eggs. (knife chopping) - Okay, okay. The cutting quite pro. - Get your two eggs. Crack 'em into a bowl. Eh. And gently whisk them together, champion. Right-o. Right-o. - I don't like how he throw shit around, haiya. You need to treat your kitchen appliance with respect. If Uncle Roger throw shit like this around my parent would beat me. Because Asian parents respect their kitchen appliance more than they respect their children. Uncle Roger so, so much respect for my wok.