of an Uncle Roger video.

I'm at the coffee shop, VCR right now.

You can hear a lot of noise

because we still haven't started shooting yet,

and we got the script ready.

I'm really excited to start shooting this one.

I think we have a lot of funny ideas in here.

Making fun of people with allergies, as usual

and making fun of how hipster this coffee shop is.

Uncle Roger is never gonna come to a coffee shop like this,

so I think that's where the humor is gonna come from.

Fuiyoh, I told you, making like this better.

- [Employee] It's so uneven.

- That make life more interesting.

Do people actually roast coffee in woks?

Have you done it before?

- [Employee] No!

- Coffee in a wok?

- Definitely not. - No?

- [Employee] But I've seen it before.

- Fry this.

(beans clatter)

All right, slo-mo, slo-mo, closeup.

(bright music)

You get it?

- All right. (laughing)

- Okay.

Great, I'm back to normal.

(laughs) All right, great.

That's it, we got it, people, thank you.

(bouncy music)

- It's horrible. (laughing)

(talking over each other)

Look at this!

- What, it looks like coffee, right?

It looks like coffee.

- (laughs) It looks like very, very burned coffee.

- Yeah, I was filming stuff.

I had to do multiple takes, you know?

(employee groans)

Not bad for a first try, right?

- What?

Uh. (laughing)

(energetic music)

- This coffee shop so many people using laptop.

I'm gonna just unplug the Wi-Fi.

Haiyaa.

(bouncy music)

See, now people come here just for coffee.

(router crashes) (energetic music)

Where's your router, can I unplug it? (laughs)

(employee talking distantly)

Where?

- [Employee] Right behind you.

Here.

- Oh.

Can you get this shot of me? (laughs)

- Can't turn it off. - Yeah.

No, no, okay. (talking over each other)

I'm gonna just unplug it.

- Okay. - Yeah, it looks nicer.

See, now people come here just for coffee.

(router crashes)

(laughs) Yes, all right, thank you.

Thank you, we got this, we got it.

All right, sorry, somebody plug it back, please.

(all laugh)

- [Crew Member] Do you want me to cut that?

- No need to cut, that's funny.

Did we get the people laughing?

Let's keep it rolling for, yeah.

- [Crew Member] All right.

- Well, this is, I just unplugged the router,

so Kenneth here has to put it back. (laughs)

- Gonna get fired anyway.

- No, don't you have better business

if there's no internet here?

- No, people wouldn't come

because people come for internet anyway.

- But everybody has internet on their phone, right?

Why do they, you know?

- It's sad.

- Yeah, I know.

They buy one coffee and they get to stay forever.

- Yeah, forever.

- Do they get to use the printer also? (laughs)

- No, I get they use the toilet for sure.

- (laughs) Let's ask, does the Wi-Fi work, people?

- No. (chuckling)

- No, okay. (laughs)

It's fucked, it's fucked.

(jaunty music)

(phone rings)

What's this, the phone?

Who calls a coffee shop, you know?

Hello, can I reserve? (laughs)

Let me answer, let me answer.

Let Uncle Roger answer the phone.

- [Employee] Cannot find the phone.

- Can't find the phone, haiyaa.

(customers laugh)

Cannot fix Wi-Fi, cannot find phone.

I answer, let me answer.

Hello, hello, what you want, what you want?

You don't get what I mean, haiyaa.

What?

- [Employee] He's angry.

- He's angry, the phone guy?

- [Employee] So angry.

- Really, who is it?

How long you been wee-gan?

- Six years.

- Six year?

- Yeah.

- When was the last time you felt joy, seven year ago?

- You have anything vegan with butter?

- Vegan with butter!

(energetic music)

Okay, I'm vegan, but I'm okay with butter.

Any takers?

(bouncy music)

Yes, let's do it.

- I'm actually vegan, but can I not say the butter part?

'Cause I don't eat butter.

- Oh, really?

- Yeah. - Okay, okay, let me think.

You're vegan.

That's fine, we can have two vegan people.

We can have this one first, okay.

- I love tempeh!

- You love tempeh? (groans)

See how nobody cheered for tempeh, you know? (laughs)

All right, we've got one vegan.

Let's do another pretend vegan

that say, "I'm okay with butter."

Can we do that, anyone?

You don't really have to be vegan, you can just say it.

(laughs) Yeah, just act, man.

You don't have to. (laughs) (talking distantly)

- [Customer] You look like a vegan.

- Yeah. (laughs)

Hello, hello. - Hi!

- What you want?

- Um...

- I want someone to come and threaten to leave a bad review.

Maybe they can ask me for something first.

Just come as, oh no, the wee-gan again? (laughs)

Why, is the salad not leafy enough?

(all laugh)

No, it's good, I think it'll be funny.

People love making fun of vegan people.

(customers clap) Go do it, do it.

It's okay, we all go back home

and leave a five-star afterwards, balance it out.

All right, let's do it, let's do it.

(microphone rustling)

Kenneth keeps fucking up his mic.

What'd you do to your mic?

- I don't know. (talking over each other)

- Stop moving.

- It's rustling. - Is it?

Haiyaa, boss even can't wear your mic properly.

(both laugh)

Where were we, where do we start?

(talking over each other)

Oh yeah.

All right, so apparently, during the main sequence

of the filming, I forgot to actually serve a single coffee

to anyone, so this is after we filmed the whole outro

and everything, and now we're just doing pickups

of me actually serving coffee to customers.

So this is Rita, the first one

who ordered the super floral coffee, okay.

(customer speaks distantly) Haiyaa.

Can they drink it, can they actually drink it?

- [Employee] No.

- That's a no?

Why? (laughing)

I guess everybody's touched it, right?

All right, thank you! - Cheers. (chuckles)

- I thought you microwaved it, you didn't microwave it?

- No. - It still looks very okay.

- [Customer] Looks pretty happy.

- Yeah.

Can you make it look worse?

(all laugh)

I'm trying to make the salad look as bad as it can.

Make it look soggy.

- So sad.

- This actually works, you know.

I used it on the coffee earlier.

- I like your mask.

- Ah, thank you, I've got a few more. (chuckles)

I sell this at merch.

- Really? - Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, it looks sadder now. (sizzling)

- Oh my gosh. (laughing)

- Can I just...

- [Customer] It's like, steaming.

(all laugh)

- (chuckles) Let's squash it a bit, yeah.

(cackles) - Wow.

- All right, make sure we get a closeup of this, yeah?

(bouncy music)

Okay, here your wee-gan salad.

Here you go, haiyaa, looks so sad.

Just like your face. - Wow.

Oh, thank you, thank you so much.

(bouncy music)

Everybody you see in this video, they're not actors.

They're all unpaid and probably unemployed

because it's Wednesday morning and they're all here.

Do you guys not have to work?

Pan the camera, show them.

Unemployed people. (laughs)

Do you not have to go to work?

If you need to go, you can.

Thank you so much for your help, people.

(all cheer and clap)

Really appreciate it.

Hope it's gonna be a good video when it comes out.

(bouncy music)

All right, let's see.

That looks good, that looks good, I like that.

Okay, I think this is all right, you know?

And this is okay.

I think Kenneth in the picture makes it look really nice.

I think this is really good.

I think I really liked my expression on there,

but Kenneth is a bit too far away from me.

Yeah, I think just me by myself,

this is maybe a good Instagram post, so yeah.

Behind the scenes for YouTube video.

Hope you guys enjoyed it.

Let me know if I should post more stuff like this.

Let me know, leave a comment.

And if you like the behind the scenes stuff,

I'll post more behind the scenes of Uncle Roger videos.

All right, see ya.

Bye bye!

- [All] Goodbye!

(all laugh and chatter)