- Sell this pair of Air Jordan Dior.

This pair of sneakers is around $10,000.

- $ 10,000.

This is UK eight. - I'm a UK six.

- Haiyaa, it's okay, you're still growing.

You'll grow into this.

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Hello niece and nephew, it's uncle Roger.

Uncle Roger, I got fired from so many jobs before,

so today I can find a different job.

I gonna work at this shoe shop Stealplug established 2017.

Haiyaa, maybe finished in 2021 after I work here.

This is my boss for today, Charlene.

Charlene tell our viewer, what is Stealplug?

- Stealplug is the exclusive

and premium sneakers and apparel store.

So we sells items for customers,

from clothing to shoes, to bags and accessories.

- Exclusive and premium. - Yeah.

- That just means she hate poor people.

What the difference between your shoe

and regular shoe I find in Chinatown Market?

- So our shoes are either limited edition ones,

when it's released in store it will be instantly solar

in the few seconds to minutes.

So usually these limited edition stuff

will range from $300 to like 500, 1,000, $2,000.

- What? - Depending on--

- $2,000 for a shoe? - Yup.

- Who buy $2,000 shoe, haiyaa, a PS 5 only $500.

- There's a lot of people that wants

to be hypebeast uncle Roger

- Hypebeast is wasting money.

Niece and nephew, remember to smack like button.

I think people who buy shoe from this place

need to be smacked by the parent more, $500 on shoe, haiyaa.

My mom disown me immediately.

The store look okay,

but why are you on 20th floor foot lock on ground floor?

That means you're not doing well.

(Charlene chuckling)

If you have to take lift to a shoe store,

that mean the shoe store business not good.

Why only one lantern?

Haiyaa, make this place look like Chinese prostitute house.

- It's the Supreme lantern uncle Roger, it's different.

- So your prostitute hypebeast also, okay.

So boss, Charlene, what I supposed to do here today?

- The ultimate task for you today,

is to sell this pair of Air Jordan Dior.

(upbeat music)

- Uncle Roger sold bubble tea, sold chicken and rice,

I can sell shoe, no problem.

How much is this?

- This pair of sneakers is around $10,000.

- $10,000?

Haiyaa, why so expensive?

- Because it's a collaboration

between Jordan and Dior brand.

- It just shoe.

- So uncle Roger, you need to dress up a little bit

because this is not gonna work for you.

- What do you mean?

Uncle Roger, orange polo, so iconic,

more iconic than your Air Jordan Dior bullshit.

- You need to dress like a hypebeast uncle Roger.

- Haiyaa.

- [Announcer] A few minutes later.

- No, no, no,

Uncle Roger looked like I'd go into midlife crisis.

What do you want me to do next?

Buy escape pod?

That orange shirt make uncle Roger feel too fancy.

♪ Too fancy ♪

But What I will do, I will take this Supreme sticker,

and just put it on my uncle Roger polo.

Do you like uncle Roger trip?

Make this brand so lazy usually brand logo,

they have picture, but Supreme, they just use texts.

Uncle Roger can come up with logo like this also, see.

- Instead off your belt full in case,

you need to wear the Supreme bomb bag.

And here is a Supreme phone for you.

- This phone?

When did this phone come out?

1845, okay.

Uncle Roger use this now.

Is this what they were on Bling Empire?

Asian uncle like me, we love our bag phone case.

Many people say phone go in pocket.

But uncle Roger say pocket supposed to be for receipts.

See all my receipt right here.

This one from 2014,

this receipt lasted longer than my marriage.(sighs)

Hello, hello, how you're doing?

- Wagwan man.

- Wagwan?

What is wagwan?

- Wagwan is like you're all right, man?

- Why you sound like this?

- I heard you're from the UK and get me.

- Uncle Roger live in UK but don't I sound like that.

- (speaking in foreign language) Get me.

- Stop cultural appropriation, haiyaa.

Uncle roger don't want to get canceled.

Are you looking for shoe today?

- Am looking a shoe today.

- Okay. - Will you recommend me?

- Why don't you buy this?

This uncle Roger favorite, Air Jordan 1 Dior.

You'll get all the woman

even when someone who speaks so weird like you.

- Really? - Yeah.

- I'm not interested in any other woman.

I only have one only one--

- Only one woman? - I'm loyal and that--

- You need get the four, you know.

(both laughing)

- Yeah, did you get?

Four wives you know that. (both laughing)

Can I touch it? - No, stop, stop.

Haiyaa. - Can I touch you?

- No, no, I don't consent to that.

I noticed look like Chinese prostitute shop,

but uncle Roger not for sale,

for Charlene maybe you'd talk to her.

- Well, any Off-Whites?

- All this here is Off-White.

How about this one? - Whoa.

- Converse Off-White collaboration.

- Thousand dollars of them you can't do any lower.

- No, no, no selling shoe to Asian people.

They always come and haggle.

Just take the shoe for the price.

- No free fright rise?

Fright rise, haiyaa, no uncle Roger shoe salesman today.

- I'll take it. - You'll take it?

- I'll take it, 100%. - Okay, any now then else--

- I'm looking to buy another shoe.

- How about this one?

This is Nike and Ben & Jerry collect.

Do you know what Ben & Jerry's is?

- Come on, of course, I know, look at me.

- Haiyaa, I don't fat shame yourself.

- Can I touch it? - Okay, sure.

- Is it hala. - Haiyaa of course it.

This not make from pig skin.

This make from cow skin,

pig for eating only, is so delicious.

Why we want to make shoe from pig?

- Oh, well, it's definitely hala.

- How do you know it hala?

- By touching it, I can feel by my hands

that it's not thick skin.

- That is worse super power ever.

- Do you have any chance to Travis Scott?

- Travis Scott-- - Jordan 1?

- Why so many people like Travis Scott?

Travis Scott rapper, he not even shoemaker.

Buying shoe from Travis Scott

is like buying painting from the Rock.

Here, this another Travis Scott shoes.

- Oh wow. - What do you think?

- What do you think?

- Why is the Nike backwards?

Is it fake? - No, no,

this is just the design uncle Roger

don't sell fake shoe here. - Really?

- Yeah. - But then on this side

is backwards, on the other side it's the right way.

- That's why I said Travis Scott not shoe designer.

He fucked up.

Don't come to uncle Roger's store and ask if my shoe fake.

I don't go talk to your mom and ask if a tit fake.

(bright music)

Okay, we got a lot of customer.

Hello, hello. - Hi--

- How are you doing? - Am here to pick up

my shoe from

- Are you gonna pay by card or cash?

- Cash please? - Cash?

Haiyaa. - I only have cash, sorry.

- This is pandemic time, who still use cash?

This niece like shoe and also COVID.

Haiyaa, okay give uncle Roger the cash.

This is your stuff. - There you go, thank you.

Uncle Roger feel like drug dealer right now.

Boss Charlene, not around.

So maybe I put it in my own pouch.

Are you sure that all you want?

- I'm on a budget so this is good enough.

- You are on budget, who needs budget?

Budget for weak people.

Life's too short for budget.

Listen, this shoe is the best shoe, the Air Jordan 1 Dior.

Look at this. - Oh wow, it's--

- This shoe can solve all your problem in life.

- (chuckling) Really?

- Yeah, yeah, what your name?

- I'm Joey. - Joey, niece Joey,

are you single right now? - Yes.

- Because you don't have this shoe.

You just wear it, you go out, get boyfriend instantly.

- I don't think I need a shoe to get a boyfriend.

- Haiyaa, she definitely overestimating her own beauty.

What are the problem you have in your life?

(Joey chuckling) Your family life okay?

- Yeah. - Your parents still together?

- Oh no, they're divorced.

- See, because you don't have nice shoe.

(Joey chuckling) You buy this shoe,

they remarry each other again.

Boss Charlene, what is?

- So uncle Roger, a customer made an order on our website.

So you need to pack the shoes and ship it to them.

- Pack shoe?

Haiyaa uncle Roger trying to be salespeople, not postman.

So what I supposed to do?

- So you need to take the bubble wrap

and wrap it around the shoes and then pack it in a box.

- Okay, so easy.

You just do this, see, is it okay?

- No uncle Roger, it's too ugly.

- You sent this to people.

First thing they do is rip off bubble wrap,

who care for pretty?

- Here I'll show you. - Okay.

(upbeat music)

Not bad, not bad.

Niece and nephew, always use protection.

(both laughing)

Sorry children, how much is shoe?

- This is around $1,000. - $1,000.

- Yeah. - And you trust random postman

to ship this?