Mr. Krabs, I have an idea.

What in the name of money are you waiting for, boy?

Tell me.

Okay, Mr. Krabs, prepare yourself.

Don't bother sitting down 'cause you'll just stand up

when you see this!

- Tada! - Great barrier reef!

That patty's spoiled!

[laughing]

Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted meat.

It's painted meat.

Pretty Patties. Available in six designer colors.

Hiya!

We've been shrinking for years!

But this is ridiculous.

Everything's too big!

I've got it!

Tada!

Since I couldn't make you big, I made the city small.

And now only one more thing to shrink.

Cheese.

I guess this is okay.

Yeah. What's the difference?

Good idea, SpongeBob.

[cheering]

I wish I had a buddy to play with.

I know. I'll make one!

Stick buddy!

Nah.

Rock buddy!

Nope.

Sink buddy!

Almost.

I've got it!

Bubble buddy!

This... is... great!

In honor of employee brotherhood,

I present to you a gift.

Tada!

I heart you.

Try it on, Mr. Squidward!

It's got you written all over it!

[laughing]

I wasn't sure how big to make the hole for the head.

So, I used the watermelon for size.

[grunting]

Do you love it?

It's a little itchy.

What's this thing made of?

Eyelashes!

[laughing]

Wait. I've got another idea.

This'll be the ultimate prank.

I'll draw me

and when Squidward answers the door,

it won't be me.

[laughing]

Aw. Look at him.

Ain't he a doll?

All he needs is a tie.

Ready for action!

[mumbling]

[laughing]

He's going to the door.

He's knocking on the door.

Squidward's answering the door... and...

Oh! Ow! Ow!

He's beating up Squidward!

[laughing]

Ow!

Doodleboy! Stop!

Oh! Ow.

[mumbling]

He's got the pencil.

What have I done?

Are you done yet?

All set. Close your eyes and get ready to sparkle.

One, two, three.

Tada!

What do you think?

I don't know, SpongeBob.

What will my friends say?

We shall see forth with.

Are you sure?

Shhh! Trust me.

Pearl, we're here to pick you up for that...

Wow! Girl, you look amazing.

I do?

Well, no, actually not amazing.

Sparkling and shinny and amazing!

Wee!

Wait. I have an idea.

Hold on a second. That's me corkboard.

It's for all me... memos.

Mr. Krabs.

Think of it now as a bulletin board for the community.

place where a yearning populist

can express themselves freely.

My Krusty Krab meal was delicious.

I cannot recommend it enough.

Huh. Well, I was just going to loiter,

but now I think I'll get a Krabby Patty.

Hey, everybody, a community bulletin board is here!

Tell your friend to come on down

and use it for the good of me business.

Big wallet!

[mumbling]

I mean, the community

Oh.

Community,

Hmm. Bananas, cherries... boring.

Ah, here we go. Onions. Ready, Gary.

[meowing]

[crying]

Just one more thing!

Pea...nuts!

Gary! Our peanuts jar is totally empty!

[belching]

Hmm.

Wait. I know one other place we can find peanuts.

Good thing I still have these peanut plants

growing in the window sill.

A little texture never hurt.

There we go.

This sundae is gonna taste great!

Aren't you gonna help me, Gary?

Gary?

Oh well, more for me.

[sighing]

You know what they say, Gary? I'm easy like sundae mor...ning.

How do the people in that magazine get all that money?

They're entrepreneurs.

They sell thanks to people.

What kinda things?

How should I know? Things people wanna buy.

Now, keep your paws off my mail.

That's it, Patrick. We gotta become entrepreneurs!

Is that gonna hurt?

Quick, Patrick, without thinking.

If you could have anything in the world right now,

what would it be?

More time for thinking.

No, something real, an item.

- Something you would pay. - A chocolate bar?

That's a great idea, Pat!

We'll be traveling chocolate bar salesman.

Fancy living, here we come.

Make way for a couple of entrepreneurs.

[meowing]

What is it, Gary? What do you have?

Hey, Gary, this magazine gives me an idea.

Long...

and...

mmm...

handsome.

Okay, Gary.

Wait til Pearl gets an eyeful of this!

Hello.

What do you think, Pearl?

Cleans up pretty good, doesn't he?

Well, at least no one will recognize you.

- SpongeBob, look. - What is it?

- It's a liquid! - No, it's a solid.

It's a solid!

It's a long squid.

Alright, what's going on in there?

Hey!

That looks like a sandwich to me!

But not just a sandwich! It's a... tongue-wich.

Mmm. Now, that's a sandwich.

Aw. This is it.

They're all gonna find out I'm a fake.

I can't give up. I've got to try.

I can do it!

I've got anchor arms!

I'm no wimp! I'm a jerk!

Yeah.

[straining]

Huh?

[straining]

Ooh.

[straining]

SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

[grunting]

[growling]