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  • one tablespoon of garlic powder.

  • I don't have a tablespoon but I do have this table shovel.

  • Yeah.

  • Whoa, This recipe is super serious.

  • Yeah.

  • Sorry, I didn't quite get that.

  • Uh sorry about that.

  • Sometimes Siri gets activated when people say words like serious and serial.

  • Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

  • Sorry, didn't quite catch that.

  • No, I'm not talking to either of you.

  • False alarm.

  • Okay.

  • I'm just a guy trying to charge his battery in peace.

  • Yeah.

  • Leave the guy alone.

  • Would you seriously?

  • Sorry.

  • I didn't quite catch that.

  • So what's your name?

  • Stranger iphone and I orange.

  • Nice to meet you say, have we met before?

  • You know, I want to remember that your breath is well, I'm just gonna come out and say it.

  • It smells like Freddy Krueger looks whoops.

  • Sorry.

  • No, I definitely remember meeting you.

  • Oh and I remember how you died.

  • What?

  • I died.

  • No, I didn't.

  • Yes you did.

  • You totally died and it was all because you got wet.

  • Oh no, my soup is boiling over.

  • Dude, take it easy.

  • You must have met my predecessor.

  • I'm an iPhone 13.

  • Water doesn't do anything to me.

  • Whoa.

  • So you like came back from the dead?

  • Are you invincible?

  • No, I'm not invincible.

  • Ow.

  • Hey, your screen didn't crack my seats.

  • Always crack the screens of mere mortal phones.

  • I'm not immortal.

  • Okay, I'm just a regular old phone with above average ceramic shield.

  • What The Oh I know you're immortal.

  • I am not.

  • I just happened to see those anvils falling towards me.

  • So I moved out of the way.

  • Really?

  • You saw all three of those?

  • Well, I kind of have three cameras also.

  • What are we even talking about right now?

  • You just tried to kill me.

  • Good luck proving it.

  • Iphone.

  • You have no eyewitnesses get it.

  • I look.

  • Would you just leave me alone?

  • Your soup smells awful.

  • Your jokes are terrible.

  • And honestly your teeth are the most haunting thing I've ever seen.

  • Hey, So what if I got yellow teeth?

  • At least I don't have Bluetooth like you look dude, we're both trying to do the same thing.

  • Recharge you with your disgusting food in me with electricity.

  • You know what they call an iphones battery, don't you?

  • Yes, they call it a battery.

  • Uh they call it apple juice.

  • Get it.

  • Apple juice.

  • Like juice for an apple.

  • Yes, I get it.

  • Oh my God, I am so leaving.

  • But there are so many other ways I wanted to try to kill you.

  • Well, they're not gonna work.

  • Dude.

  • Apple thought of everything short of drilling a hole through my memory chip.

  • You're never gonna do it.

  • Orange, what does that rub do?

  • Why are you pulling it?

  • What's gonna happen with you?

  • Wow, That's a whole lot more gruesome than I expected.

  • Wait, I'm okay, wow.

  • Maybe I am immortal.

  • Yeah.

  • Although you're probably gonna want to cover up that hole.

  • Might I suggest an eye patch.

  • Dude, that joke was seriously terrible.

  • Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

  • Oh, would you shut up?

  • mm hmm.

one tablespoon of garlic powder.

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Annoying Orange - Eye for an i-Phone!

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    林宜悉 に公開 2022 年 01 月 06 日
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