Yeah.

So anyway, today I'm hosting the try not to say, wow, hey, what the heck was that?

I believe you just got spanked bro.

Yeah, like a little bitty baby.

Okay, Yeah, but like why did I get spanked?

Well, I don't know all the rules yet, but I'm pretty sure it's because you said the W word, the W word you mean wow right in the pickle, you know, I will admit, I didn't expect the rules would apply to you.

It was seen as you're the host and all, but I do appreciate you demonstrated for our benefit.

This is nuts.

You can't expect Owen Wilson to not say the word, wow hey, it's what I do, it's like asking me to not breathe or not go kiteboarding kite boarding, I had no idea.

And Nilsson, Oh yeah, nothing beats kiteboarding when you're out there with the waves, the sun, freedom of it all.

It's just like wow dang, it Owen really should have seen that coming.

Anyway, let's cover the rules up so I can go ice my pickle.

Um why does he keep referring to himself?

Pickle as if he isn't a pickle.

Alright, let's see here.

So apparently I'm supposed to list off a bunch of incredible but true facts that you guys and you have to do your best to not respond by saying the word, wow, oh hey, what the heck is going on?

I believe it has to do with rule number two, if you say half the W word, you get a half a spank weight.

So even if I just say oh I still get, I guess that answers my question but I gotta say that seems unfair because those half Spanx still kind of sting.

Yeah, so the faster we get this done, the faster I can go back to making millions of dollars.

So let's do it to it.

This is to try not to say the W.

Word challenge.

Very nice.

Yeah, he's learning.

Okay, so here's your first incredible but true fact sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins can.

Oh man almost got me to say it.

That is a mind blowing fact though.

Yeah, I sure thought so.

Fun fact.

Number two, the empire state Building has its own zip code, nope.

Gonna take more than that to get me to say the w word bro.

Alright, fun fact.

Number three, there was once a word for sacred social gatherings held by many north american indigenous communities but that word has been lost to time.

Not a single person on earth can remember what they were called, what?

That's not true, I know what they're called, wow, he's only drinking too saying wow oh this chain of spankings is incredible, wow!

Oh man, these rules are strict, you're telling me and we haven't even touched rule number three yet.

Rule number three, what the heck is that?

Apparently you can't even say words that rhyme with, wow.

Oh man, Wait, you can't even do rhyming words.

Holy cow!

Oh guys.

I think we need to stick a fork in this episode before something really serious happens to us.

Sounds good to me later.

Y'all buy chow on the plus side.

I think that knocked my nose back into place.

Really, wow, dang it, grapefruit, mm hmm, mm hmm, mm hmm.