[music playing]

[grunting]

[music playing]

♪ When I met you My fingers went numb ♪

♪ And my arms were all aloof ♪

♪ But I tripped Over your heart ♪

♪ And now My loneliness went poof ♪

♪ Because... My leg is in love ♪

♪ Hey, my leg is in love ♪

♪ Like an old, snug shoe That fits like a glove ♪

♪ My leg is in love Wow! My leg is in love ♪

♪ Through my femur To the marrow ♪

♪ Is where Cupid shot an arrow♪

♪ So, my leg is in love Whoa! My leg is in love ♪

♪ My calves are getting restles My quads are going crazy ♪

♪ I'm in love with a nurse And I think her name is Daisy ♪

Me?

♪ His leg is in love Yeah! His leg is in love ♪

♪ I really mean it! Yeah, my leg! ♪

♪ His leg! Oh, yes! ♪

♪ Oh, yes! My leg is in love Yeah! ♪

♪ His leg is in love Yeah! ♪

Hey, I always wanted to show a little leg.

[laughing]

[kissing]

My le-e-e-eg!

the way I quiet on the right

All's quiet on the left side.

- Sorry, sir. - [mumbling] Oh!

Sorry, ma'am.

Hey, what's going on here?

Would you like to buy some cookies?

Mayday, Chicken Leg!

We got a situation on the griddle!

[grunting]

I got the weapon! Yow!

[screaming]

[heavy panting]

SpongeBob? Why are you following my leg?!

Fred, you have to listen to me. Your leg! Is in constant danger.

Isn't that so, Patrick?

I think I hurt my leg.

[SpongeBob and Fred] Your what?

My leg!

[screaming]

[sirens blaring, crying]

Aw gee, some guys get all the lucky breaks.

At least you know

that your leg's! Perimeter is secured.

I know. I just miss being at the hospital.

- Why? - Well, secretly...

Ooh!

[whispering] I'm in love with a nurse.

Ooh, you're in love with a nurse?

Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! [sighing]

Fred, I've got an idea. Why don't we hurt your leg!

So you can be reunited with your lady fair?

Let's do it! And we should step on it.

It's almost time for her break.

I'd say it's almost time for your break.

[laughing]

I should probably use something stronger.

Yeah, probably.

[grunting]

Hmm?

[grunting] Ahh?

Hmm? Mm-mm.

[grunting]

[screaming]

[siren blaring]

[groaning]

[siren blaring]

Hmm. [screaming]

[screaming]

[growling]

Trust me, Fred, your leg! Is as good as broken.

Oh, my sweet nurse angel. I'll be there soon, my love!

And here comes the love train, right on schedule!

[whistle blowing]

[grunting]

Don't hurt your leg! Don't hurt your leg!

Mr. Robot, that is very rude.

How are we supposed to break Fred's leg! Now?

He's just afraid if I hurt my leg!

The doctor will replace it with his leg!

Oh, is that all? Shucks, he can have my leg!

It'll grow back. Boink! Enjoy.

[laughing]

Thank you, sponge man.

This one is even better than my leg!

[siren blaring]

[siren blaring]

Aw, it's no use, SpongeBob.

Maybe the nurse and me were never meant to be.

Now, don't put your tail between your legs!

Just yet, Fred.

I've got the perfect plan to get you back to the hospital.

Okay, here's what we do... Hey, my leg!

[siren blaring]

[siren blaring]

My head and torso! Wow, that's crazy.

They hit me everywhere except my legs!

[siren blaring]