Number one with a star.

See Mr. Krabs? The community bulletin board is a good thing.

Yes. Yes, it is.

It's bringing me closer to my favorite part of the community.

Their money.

Let's see what other nice people are saying.

[shrieking]

What are you shrieking about?

Nothing, I just love to shriek.

[shrieking]

Step aside, boy. You're blocking my money-making bulletin board.

When I eat at the Krusty Krab,

all I get is a dark, empty feeling inside.

P. Star 7?

Ouch!

Hey, all you bottom feeders, if you've already eaten well,

you might want to make room for seconds because we are

tasting Bikini Bottom's, sensational new upscale eatery,

Le Chum Bucket.

Look at all those classy diner.

What's on the menu?

It's called Chum Fricassee.

Earlier, I spoke to head chef

Squidward Tentacles. He shared with us

why it's such a frica-success.

Actually, I can't share the recipe with you.

It's a secret.

What?

[laughing]

That's right Krabs.

Now we have a secret formula.

And it's in a bottle and you can't have it.

Give me the regular,

and this time don't forget the pickles.

I didn't.

Still no pickles!

See?

Ew!

You failed again, SpongeBob Loserpants.

[laughing]

Wait a minute!

Look! He's been hiding the pickles

under his tongue the whole time.

And there's the pickles from less time too!

And there's my car keys!

And... there's my ride.

Call it a computer's intuition,

but I sense your regular approaching

with an unusually large wad of cash.

Back for more of my delicious chum, I see?

Not this time.

Huh?

Not ever again.

The deal's off computer. I can't eat another bite

of that slop, no matter how much you pay me.

Huh?

I have eaten 10 of those things.

And I've already had to go to the doctor twice.

Oh...

[groaning]

If you need me, I'll be getting my stomach pumped, again.

[laughing]

[cow mooing]

Yippee! I tell you, Mr. Squidward,

I'm making more money than Neptune!

[laughing]

[screaming]

Hold it right there, Krabs!

Oh no! The health inspector!

Oh yes, the health inspector.

And I'm afraid you can't run a restaurant

and a feed lot out of the same building.

[laughing]

It's unsanitary. I'm shutting you down.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Coming through.

What the...

Try Plankton's new delicious chummy patties

now with edible flavor?

[sniffing]

Clearly something crabby is going on here.

Next chumstomer please!

Well, well, Eugene Krabs.

Save the formalities for your mother in law, Plankton.

You stole my krabby patty formula and I want it back!

Oh, sorry to disappoint, Krabs, but I've done no such thing.

I am simply using a gift

somebody left me to make my chum taste good.

A gift?

It's almost as if I had a personal visit

from the Flavor Fairy.

This week, I reviewed the Krusty Krab restaurant,

a local burger joint, that's second to none.

Or should I say, second to run? Since this critic wanted

to make like a banana and peel out as soon as he saw

how drab this crab really was.

That bad, huh, Gene?

Barbara, once I stuck my beak through that door,

my appetite flew South for the Winter.

I mean, I'm not kidding when I say

this restaurant smells like the rear end of a goat.

And how was the service, Gene?

You could find livlier help in a graveyard.

And I'm not just coughing.

The management stunk so bad,

I had to get my sweater dry cleaned on the way home,

with me in it.

[crowd mumbling]

Hey! No, wait, wait!

However, at the end of my visi,

I chowed down on a meal that titillated my taste buds

and gratified my gullet.

That sponge behind the grill

is no square when it comes to cooking.

[crowd cheering]

If Krabs really wanted to soak up the dough,

he'd sponge it up. He'd sponge it out. He'd oversponge it.

You can never have too much sponge.

So glad I actually left my house today.

That's the spirit. People step on up.

But please take your time and be orderly.

I want to savor this whole putting Krabs out of business,

business.

- What is it? - Oh who cares silly mcnilly?

It's free!

Ooh, it's gonna be so good, 'cause it's free!

Eat up!

[laughing]

What?

[groaning]

Oh...

[all groaning]

Okay, who had the double krabby patty

with fries and extra cheese?

- Me, me, me! - Right here! Right here!

SpongeBob, order up!

I'm on it.

Hurry SpongeBob! I've got 26 more orders.

[groaning]

26 orders up.

No, no, no, not that window, the other one.

Squidward are you sure?

These customers over here look really, really hungry.

[all yelling]

And these ones don't?

[car horn honking]

[metal crashing]

Hey, hey, hey, watch it will you?

I just had this thing repainted.

And I just had this repainted.

I see you used the extra glossy.

Oh no, this is terrible.

My formula's gone.

I'm ruined, and hungry.

Wait, Mr. Krabs.

Plankton is tiny.

It'll take him forever to swim through that chum.

You can get to the formula before him.

But you're gonna have to eat like the wind!

You're right, boyo. I can do this!

Go Mr. Krabs! Go! Woo!

No, don't fill up on bread!

The chum! Eat the chum!

Right.

[burping]

I must have more.

Bring me more krabby patties.

Bring more krabby patties!

Stand aside Squidward. I'm going to be my own hero.

Thank you sir. Enjoy your meal.

At last!

All right fine! I'll just steal the secret formula myself.

And, ManRay, this friendship is over.

[burping]

No, no, no more. Can't eat another...

I wish I was a pet, so I could eat off the floor.

You are eating off the floor.

Yeah, but I wanna eat krabby patties off the floor.

The pink dude might have the right idea, guys.

If we dress up like pets...

We could trick Krabs into serving us.

Of course!

If you wanna make costumes I have a craft corner.

[yelling]

[groaning]

Oh boy!

Anyone seen the glue?