Who?

My first love?

Where there, under the exit sign.

The old woman.

No, not the old woman.

The astonishing blonde to dark hair, blonde blonde blonde hair, doesn't it?

Okay, you stay there.

I mean it stay like charlotte.

Oh my God, tim.

How fabulous to see you, wow, this is my girlfriend tina.

Oh.

Mhm.

That is so brilliant.

Well, hello Tina.

Why is it brilliant?

Well, you know, there are certain moments in your life that scar you for life, charlotte's rejection of me is one of those moments, but now I know she's got a girlfriend.

Well, that's just a huge burden suddenly lifted off my mind.

I can be a confident heterosexual all over again.

Not that kind of girlfriend.

What do you think?

I'm gay?

No, no, of course not, no girlfriend.

Yes, no, wow.

Yeah.

Friend who is a girl, which you so clearly are.

I'm just gonna go and get my boyfriend who is a boy.

Okay.

Oh my God, tim.

How lovely to see you look at you, wow, this is my girlfriend tina.

Mhm.

Hello Tina.

Although you should be a little careful with that by the way.

There are still quite a lot of us old fashioned types about who uh interpret girlfriend as meaning gay.

So if you say that Tina's your girlfriend, people will assume that you're gay.

I am gay, are you?

Do you have a problem with that?

No, I don't.

I love that stuff.

I'm just gonna, wow, I've just seen the girl who broke my heart three summers ago.

Let's go say hello.

No.

Best let sleeping dogs lie.

Mm hmm.