Oh man. That movie was so much fun, huh?

I had fun...with you!

We should hang out more often then.

How about coffee tomorrow

Daniel's Thought: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes!!

It's a date

(giggles)

Bye

Daniel's thought: OH yeaa, Second date!

I can't believe this

What's wrong?

I wrote this amazing review and this troll completely bashed it

I hate it when that happens

yeah, this time he crossed the line.

Listen to this.

AJ, your review is garbage

and your grammar sucks!

Go back to Kindergarten, you hack writer!

(cough)

Daniel's thought: Oh crap! That was her? No-no-no-no, this has got to be a mistake.

are you alright, Daniel?

Yeah, um wrong pipe

you're.. you're not, um, AJ, the film critic, right?

"AJ" is my pen name so that people can't troll me in real life.

why?

no.. no reason. Just didn't know that I was on a date with a celebrity

Daniel's thought: Smooth, Dan! Now she totally know it's you.

you know, he tells me my grammar sucks

I hope he sees the irony

It's probably not that bad

(Anna reads the review) "The only thing emptier than your review

would be your bed.

Where you cry alone every night, forever!"

Usually I just laugh off negative comments, but this guy is a real low-life.

Scum of the earth, definitely. You know, he probably has some good points

But he's not worth talking about

You're right. He's not worth talking about in the least

And the best way to deal with trolls is to ignore them completely

and never look up their personal information

(scoffs) are you kidding me?

I'm going to find this guy and I'm gonna destroy him

I'm going break his fingers and then I'm going to feed them to my snakes

so that he can never type again

you have a snake that sounds interesting let's talk about that

I found his blog

I can't tell if this guy's just an awful writer

or an awful person who just happens to write

At least he's not an Elitist liii... uh...an Elite film critic like you

I bet this guy's a total shutin

A fat tub of lard covered in pimples

acne is a natural stage of development for some people

Daniel's Thoughts: She can't see my zits, right? I just put BB cream on this morning

Whatever, he probably doesn't even know how to talk to girls

Daniel's Thought: I'm talking to you right now, aren't I?

Besides, he has the worst taste in movies

He wrote a ten-page post about how Step-Up 2: The Streets is the most misunderstood movie of all time.

C'mon, don't you see that the dancing is clearly a metaphor for the class divide

(silence)

yeah I mean you're right

Step Up 2 is a silly movie

a beautiful silly movie

Daniel's Thought: okay I should be in the clear

well, this is me

so, uh, how about a third date?

sorry, I'll pass

I guess you'll just have to

cry alone in bed?

every night, forever?

Reel genius.

Did I just get live-trolled?