Name: I FOLLOWED DITA VON TEESE'S MORNING ROUTINE *help me*
Uploaded: 2021-11-10T18:45:33.000Z
Duration: 14 min 10 s
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Good morning, It's a 7:48 am I woke up about 20 minutes ago on the couch.

I was up late last night editing a video.

And all I remember is coming out and saying to dan, I'm just going to quickly stretch out my back because I've been sitting at the computer too long and my shoulders hurt and I lay down on this couch and I'm just working up.

I haven't slept in my makeup in a very long time, so I was thinking I'll go upstairs, do my morning skincare and get a start on the day.

Typically my morning routine consists of pulling out my phone and using it for about half an hour until I'm properly awake and I always check the comments from my previous video and this morning I stumbled across a very nice comment that told me with my new hair, I look like none other than Dita Von tees.

Now that comment inspired me to want to search for a Dita Von tease hair tutorial because you know, she's got that iconic hair that she sweeps off to one side and it's kind of glossy and got these big beautiful curls, it's a fifties hairstyle.

So I'm lying here looking up Dita Von tease hair tutorial and I come across an interview that she did with vogue about her morning routine, so wanting to try out her hairstyle and also wanting to go and remove my makeup, I thought what if I turn on the camera and you guys come along with me as I try to follow dead avanti ace's morning routine and we can compare it to my own.

So the first question asks data is what is the very first thing that you do when you wake up?

And she says, drink a large glass of water preferably with fresh lemon.

Now I would also typically drink a large glass of water with my medication in the morning, but the lemon thing, I haven't tried that look how convenient I slept next to the kitchen.

Data doesn't specify how large how glass of lemon water is.

I am lemon lys today as much as I'm tempted to be a lemon stealing and grab one from my neighbor's tree.

Now I asked her, oh, early bird or night how she says?

Normally, what time do you like to get up in the morning?

I like to have 7 to 9 hours of sleep, wow, What's that like for the past year my sleep routine has essentially been going to sleep at four AM and wake up at seven.

Could possibly be why I always look so unwell.

Do you press the snooze button or jump right up?

I sometimes hits snooze when I don't have to be anywhere, but I'm up quickly and easily when my alarm goes off.

I wake up to quiet harp sounds or little bells.

I can't stand traditional wake up calls or alarms so to be more like detail, I need to change my alarm from.

They asked her, what is your morning beauty regime And she says drinking water, taking vitamins, washing my face and moisturizing.

Obviously brushing teeth comes before everything though.

Well, I better finish this lemon water and mhm.

I never knew there was such a thing as booty toothpaste.

But my friend lucy recently came down from Brisbane and was staying with me and she pulled up a fancy purple tube that I thought may have been hand cream.

So I decided I'm going to get boogie toothpaste and I found this, this is called gem and it says gem is the natural toothpaste that actually works.

Don't taste like I've just drank pina colada and I drank it while I was chewing gum.

Like you would your face if it's good enough for the face.

It's good enough for my decolletage tending to your chest should be as much of your morning and nightly routine is brushing your teeth lather up the face, then keep working those circular motions south and east and west across this equally delicate part of the body.

You know, for some reason I can't imagine Dita von teeth trying to wash her lovely bosom in a tiny little sink.

I feel like this would be far better done in the shower.

Data then says to apply fragrance where you want to be kissed my mouth.

She says, she starts at the wrists and dabs from there to the nape of the neck, behind the ear base of the spine and behind the knees, the inner thighs and ankles.

And she misses her hairbrush to freshen up her do so.

Apparently data swears by a twice weekly hair mask with a cream or oil based leave in conditioning mask, she says for deeper penetration applied generously covered with a shower cap and hit it with a blow dryer.

Apparently the heat opens up the cuticle, allowing the formula to really hydrate the hair shaft.

Well, I'm happy to take his word on that because her hair is glossier than a crispy cream doughnut.

Well, now that I'm done, data actually has a tutorial on youtube showing how she does easy hair D.

Interview asks when it comes to deciding what to wear in the morning.

She says, on a casual day, I usually go out and about in ballet flats and a dress.

I love dresses because I can zip and go, no fussing around putting the look together.

I did my hair Data then starts her day with a green smoothie, which is 70% green and 30% fruit.

Two cups of very cold filtered water, seven cups of spinach or kale chopped six cups of chopped romaine lettuce, 1.5 cups, chopped celery, one apple, one pear, one banana and two tablespoons of fresh organic lemon juice.

So to get that many cups of kale and lettuce, that is literally my entire harvest.

So I guess I can drink this smoothie once.

They just go like that when they're in the freezer.

Since you saw me last, I have a dream and all your clothes are sorted.

Not really sure how this is going to taste.

I think I picked all the caterpillars up.

How's that perfectly fills my tooth blind glasses, dan.

Will you come and enjoy something healthy with me?

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