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  • WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE BEK LOU,

  • LOOK AT THIS, WORLD'S BEST BOSS. A LITTLE ESPRESSO, IS IT IT LOI?

  • >> THIS IS A SNOW GLOBE. >> James: THANKS FOR A GREAT

  • 2021. I LOVE YOU, LOU, BLESS YOU,

  • THANK YOU. WHAT A LOVELY, LOVELY TREAT.

  • THIS IS IT T GANG. THIS IS IT.

  • FINAL TAPING OF THE YEERT FINAL TAPING OF THE YEAR, REG, HOLIDAY

  • PLANS? WHAT ARE WE DOING?

  • >> HOLIDAY. ♪ CELEBRATE.

  • COME-- OH. >> James: I THOUGHT YOU WERE

  • GOING TO COME IN LIKE WE WERE MADONNA WALKING DOWN THE COVER I

  • DOR. >> Reggie: OH.

  • >> James: IN BED WITH PA DONNA.

  • DO YOU REMEMBER THAT MOVIE? IN BED WITH MADONNA.

  • >> Reggie: NO. >> James: DO YOU REMEMBER

  • THAT. >> I DO REMEMBER THAT, YEAH, I

  • THINK I HAD A SEXUAL AWAKENING. I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH, EXCEPT,

  • WAS IT IT BLACK AND WHITE. >> James: YEAH.

  • >> AND SHE WAS IN BED A LOT? >> James: THE BLOND

  • AMBITION-- . >> BLOND AMBITION.

  • >> James: IMAGINE IF WE NEVER KNEW, WE NEVER KNEW THAT PETE IS

  • THE BIGGEST MADONNA FAN ON-- LIKE THERE IS NOTHING HE

  • DOESN'T FOE ABOUT HER. HE TAKES OFF HIS HAWAII SHIRT,

  • COVERED IN MADONNA TATTOOS AND WE JUST CATCH HIM AND HE'S JUST

  • LIKE-- YEAH. >> WITH YEAH.

  • >> James: BLOND AMBITION. >> YEAH.

  • >> James: THAT WAS WITH THE CONES, RIGHT, THE CONES, THE

  • CONES. >> JEAN-PAUL GAWTIER.

  • >> James: JEAN BALL GAUTHIER. >> YEAH.

  • >> James: WOW. >> YEAH.

  • >> James: WITH WHAT SONG DID SHE OPEN THAT TOUR WITH?

  • >> I SHOULD KNOW THIS. >> James: I SHOULD KNOW THIS.

  • >> I WORKED THAT TOUR. >> James: YOU WORKED THAT

  • TOUR. >> YEAH.

  • >> James: WU. >> YEAH.

  • >> James: DID YOU REALLY. >> YEAH, YEAH, WE DID A MONTH IN

  • JAPAN. AND THEN TWO MONTHS IN THE

  • STATES AND ANOTHER MONTH IN EUROPE.

  • IT WAS QUITE A RIDE. >> James: IT WAS A RIDE.

  • >> IT WAS QUITE A RIDE. >> James: QUITE A RIDE.

  • >> YEAH. >> James: THE TOUR.

  • >> I THOUGHT HE SAID QUITE EROTIC.

  • >> THAT TOO. >> James: EROTIC, EROTIC.

  • ♪. >> THAT WAS LATER.

  • >> James: THAT WASN'T IN THAT TOUR.

  • >> YEAH (LAUGHTER).

  • >> James: UNBELIEVABLE. WELL, WE THOUGHT WE WITH FINISH

  • OUT THIER BY TAKING A LOOK AT SOME OF PETES SPHAPS FROM THE

  • MADONNA TOUR. NO, WE THOUGHT WE WITH FIN IN UP

  • THE YEAR BY TAKING A LOOK AT SOME HOLIDAY HEADLINES, WHICH

  • MEANS TONIGHT, WE'RE NOT BRINGING UG THE NEWS, WE'RE

  • BRINGING YOU THE HOLIDAY NEWS. IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY GOTTEN

  • YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE THIS YEAR, YOU MIGHT BE IN FOR A SHOCK.

  • NOT ONLY ARE THEY HARDER TO FIND, DUE TO SUPPLY CHAIN

  • ISSUES, THEY'RE ALSO 30% MORE EXPENSIVE.

  • THAT MEANS RIGHT NOW, THERE MUST BE A CARGO SHIP STUCK OFF THE

  • COAST OF CALIFORNIA THAT SMELLS FANTASTIC.

  • HONESTLY, I'M JUST GOING TO START USING SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES

  • AS AN EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING. CUZ I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY IS

  • JUST USES IT, OR, COULD YOU DRIVE ME TO THE

  • AIRPORT THURSDAY? AW, I WISH I COULD, BUT, YOU

  • KNOW, SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES. I JUST DON'T--

  • BUT THERE IS A SOLUTION. IF YOU'RE REALLY IN A BIND AND

  • CAN'T FIND A TREE THIS YEAR, JUST HANG ALL OF YOUR ORNAMENTS

  • ON YOUR TALLEST COUSIN. ARE YOU A BIG HOLIDAY DECORATOR.

  • >> I'M NOT BUT SUE KARMEL, MY MOTHER IS A MASSIVE.

  • >> James: OF COURSE SHE. >> THOSE ARE GOING UP THE DAY

  • AFTER THANKSGIVING AND STAYING ON UNTIL BE LIKE NEIGHBORS

  • COMPLAIN. >> James: REALLY?

  • >> YEAH. SHE'S BIG IN THE DECORATIONS,

  • WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE WE'RE JEWISH.

  • >> James: YEAH. >> BUT SHE STILL PUTS FULL

  • CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, CHRISTMAS TREE, THERE IS LIKE, SAFNTAS ALL

  • OVER MY HOUSE THAT I LOVE BUT THERE IS ONE OVER THE TOILET

  • KIND OF WATCHING ME ME, THERE IS A LIKE A SANTA.

  • HE IS DOING THE SPLITS. I WILL TAKE A PICTURE AND SEND

  • IT IT TO YOU. IS HE DOING THE SPLITS AND

  • STARING AT YOU, LIKE MING IN FRONT OF JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

  • IN A SANTA OUTFIT. >> James: LOOK AT CHRIS

  • ALBRIGHT, STAND UP FOR US, CHRIS.

  • THAT IS-- THAT HONESTLY IS THE MOST DEPRESSING SANTA COSTUME

  • I'VE EVER, I'VE EVER SEEN. >> I RAN IN IT LAST WEEKEND.

  • >> James: YOU RAN IN IT. >> YEAH.

  • SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO WEAR,.

  • >> James: HOW FAR DID YOU RUN IN IT.

  • >> I DID LIKE A SANTA 5K, ALL THE SANTAS RUN.

  • >> James: ALL SANTAS. >> YEAH, YEAH.

  • >> James: I LOVE THAT, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT.

  • >> A FUN. >> James: A SANTA 5K.

  • >> YEAH. >> James: THAT IS A GOOD TIME.

  • THAT IS A GOOD TIME. THAT SHOULD BE A SANTA 5K EVERY

  • DAY. IT SHOULD GO THROUGH PLACES

  • WHERE NO ONE KNOWS IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

  • >> DO IT. >> James: I LOVE THAT.

  • WHY DIDN'T WE HAVE THIS IDEA BEFORE?

  • NICK WOULD HAVE DONE IT. HE DOES ANYTHING TO GET ON

  • CAMERA THESE DAYS. HE WOULD DO A SANTA 5K, IF

  • ANYTHING, IT'S EVEN MORE OF A SURPRISE IF WE DO IT IN

  • FEBRUARY. >> CAN WE DO THAT, HIDDEN

  • BASKET, PUT A CAMERA AND WE GET 5,000 SANTAS JUST TO RUN LIEU

  • SOMEWHERE GOING QUICK, COME ON, QUICK.

  • >> ARE YOU ONE OF THE SABTAS? >> James: SORRY, YEAH, I'LL DO

  • IT, WE'LL ALL DO IT. >> A 5K.

  • >> James: NO! NO, NO, NO.

  • I'M SAYING FOR CONTENT, I'M NOT PLAYING FOR THE 5K, I'M SAYING

  • LET'S SHOOT A SKETCH WHERE WE GET 5,000 SANTAS AND THINK OF

  • THE CRAZIEST PLACES THEY COULD RUN THROUGH WHERE NO ONE KNOWS.

  • >> I LOVE IT. >> James: YEAH, THIS IS WHAT

  • IT IS LIKE, THIS IS WHAT IT IS LIKE.

  • THIS IS IT. THIS IS WHAT IT IS.

  • YOU JUST WATCH A PITCH MEETING HERE AT THE SHOW.

  • WHERE ONE OF US, MIGHT BE MOLLY, MIGHT BE FUMI, COULD BE TOM,

  • COMES IN FULL OF, I GOT AN IDEA. HOW GREAT IS THAT, TO HAVE AN

  • IDEA. AND YOU TELL ROB.

  • AND WHAT YOU ARE MET WITH IS UH-HUH, YEAH, OKAY.

  • (LAUGHTER) AND YOU CRUMBLE.

  • YOU ABSOLUTELY CRUMBLE, ROB. YOU PROBABLY WON'T EVEN DO IT T

  • JUST BE INVOLVED. JUST GO THAT'S AN AMAZING IDEA.

  • >> I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS, NOW I'M

  • JUST LOOKING FORWARD TO FEBRUARY.

  • >> James: AND FOR ANY FANS OF CHRISTMAS MOVIES, WE HAVE A

  • STORY FOR YOU ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY THE COUNTRY'S FAVORITE

  • MOVIE IS HOME ALONE. THIS IS AN UNLIKELY ROMANCE

  • BETWEEN JACK BLACK AND KATE WINSLET BETWEEN NOTHING IN THIS

  • COUNTRY? FAVORITE HOLIDAY MOVIE, FAVORITE

  • HOLIDAY MOVIE, WHAT IS YOURS. >> I MEAN THE HOLIDAY IS UP

  • THERE. >> PROBABLY MUPPET CHRISTMAS

  • CAROL, NUMBER ONE, HELL OF A FILM.

  • >> James: NO, NOTHING? DIEHARD?

  • I NEVER SEE DIEHARD AS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE.

  • >> ABSOLUTELY IT ALL HAPPENS AROUND CHRISTMAS.

  • >> James: IT HAPPENS AROUND CHRISTMAS BUT IT IS NOT ABOUT

  • CHRISTMAS. >> SURE, IT IS.

  • >> James: NO, NO ONE HAS WOKEN UP ON CHRISTMAS DAY AND BE LIKE

  • YIPPY KIE YEAH [BLEEP] IT DOES MAKE SENSE HOME ALONE, IT DOES

  • MAKE SENSE THAT PEOPLE TAKING A SURVEY DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON

  • WERE LIKE, I LIKE THE ONE WHERE THE FAMILY GOES AWAY.

  • >> James: AND FINALLY, WE HAVE SOME HOLIDAY NEWS FROM CANADA.

  • FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FIFTEEN YEARS, A MALL IN NOVA SCOTIA HAS

  • BROUGHT BACK WHAT MANY CONSIDER TO BE THE WORLD'S CREEPIEST

  • CHRISTMAS TREE. IT'S A GIGANTIC HUMAN-FACED

  • CHRISTMAS TREE. LOOK AT THAT.

  • ITS NAME IS WOODY, WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY SHORT OF WOODALGULOFF,

  • WARRIOR SPAWN OF SATAN. IT EVEN TALKS.

  • ALTHOUGH, I'M NOT SURE WHY YOU'D WANT TO HEAR A CHRISTMAS TREE

  • SAY, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, KILL ME." I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT

  • THING. IT'S LIKE THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER

  • CHRISTMAS TREE HAD SEX WITH THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.

  • AND THAT'S THE NEWS. WHEN WE COME BACK WE HAVE A

  • BRAND NEW CROSS WALK THE CONCERT WITH BTS.

  • YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT, EVERYBODY.

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It's the Most Wonderful Monologue of the Year

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    Taiyi Lin に公開 2021 年 11 月 21 日
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