What a beautiful centerpiece you make with your dirty sock and used toothbrush flies and moldy pizza.

Oh get a hold of yourself.

Spongebob.

It's not so bad after all.

It is a gift from patrick.

You start with you're okay wow a pie.

It's from squid word to spongebob.

Well here you go.

And that's what happened.

$25 a bomb in the Krusty Krab.

That's where you left it.

It's not there.

Hey guys.

Oh thanks for the pie squid word.

La la la.

Oh spongebob.

I've got a present for you the present for me now.

Now calm down.

I should have given this to you a long time ago, wow, squid word.

My very own restraining order.

Oh what is that?

Perhaps my lawyers should explain.

We are the law offices of harry combover and bald specializing in restraining order, logical law.

And here to tell one Mr Squarepants you been sir, I can't stay stuck to him.

I wonder what would happen if I tried zapping you back in the transporter.

Yeah, good idea.

Let's do it.

Well here goes nothing.

Alright Children today is timmy's birthday and you know what that means.

Ready timmy presents for me, darlin little sardine.

Here we are.

Oh you shouldn't have what is it daddy?

It wouldn't be those totally hip.

New flipper slippers.

All my friends are wearing would it?

Everyone wants them.

Yeah it might be you shouldn't have honey dad.

You really shouldn't have.

I couldn't afford a present this year.

So I got you this box, that's what I got you.

Isn't there anything on that.

Isn't about boxes.

I made you a present a present for me.

Close your eyes and hold out your hand.

Yeah.

Dot it's a wet floor sign.

I made it myself.

Well it'll do after all.

It's free squid word in honor of employee brotherhood.

I present to you a gift.

I heart you try it on Mr squid word.

It's got you written all over it.

I wasn't sure how big to make the hole for the head.

So I used a watermelon preside.

Do you love it?

It's a little itchy.

What's this thing made of?

Hi lashes.

Hey Patrick.

Wouldn't it be the funniest thing if you had taken my jellyfish net.

Mhm.

No.

Yeah that would be silly.

Oh that reminds me I got you a present.

A present.

Music.

It's a confessor bear.

He's a special friend.

You tell all your secrets to.

Whoa.

Thanks pudge bub.

I'll just leave you two alone to get acquainted.

My name is confessor bear.

Tell me all your secrets.

Hey buddy.

What what do you want?

Can't you see I'm doing something there.

Let's better be good.

You missed your surprise birthday party.

So I just wanted to bring you a presidency cake because you missed it.

My birthday party.

I missed my birthday party.

Yeah here's a present and your cake.

My birthday cake.

Yeah.

Well let me just get you a fork so you can eat it.

Let me just hold the cake like this so I could get you a Horgan.

Huh?

I wonder why I put that for groups?

That was my cake.

What is the prison?

Oh yeah the fork.

What?

I'm your best friend.

You were my best friend.

You know, good television.

That things.

How could you think that?

Because you said it, you said it was your friend Spongebob's gift.

And what?

It's my friend Spongebob's gift.

Who made you a new net for spongebob?

You made me a new jelly fishing net.

That is so thoughtful of you from this moment on.

I won't ask you to buy anything for mrs puff.

A few moments later.

What bob mrs Romney done over a goat.

Oh you're spending all me money, huffy needs a new parachute.

You're breaking me boy.

She needs fine jewelry.

Not that fine sponge sponge.

How about I give you a present?

Du bois.

I hope it's cookies.

All right.

Another hat.

No patrick.

It's a sweater.

Uh With love in every stitch.

No, don't I get a present grandma.

Oh I almost forgot.

Here's some office supplies.

I didn't wrap them.

I knew you wouldn't mind surprise Patrick and I chipped in and got you a little something.

Something.

Oh guys, you shouldn't have a new itch board.

I mean a new snowboard boy.

I can't wait to scratch this down.

Change mountain.

Don't you mean ride this down scab mountain.

Thank you.

Very rawness.

Spongebob and pat.

You gotta be such an amazing gift.

And all I got you is dad greetings.

I am robot to one.

Your personal robot servant.

I am proficient in providing over 250 creature comforts.

Would you care for a pastry?

Mhm sweetheart.

And juicy spokes bought.

This is a great gift.

I have something for you.

I've been keeping it in my secret compartment, shing sparkle sparkle, wow!

A golden spatula.

Heh it's even got my name on it.

It's a gift.

A gift from a friend.

Friends give each other gifts.

Well it's too bad.

You don't know Patrick star because I am from the Royal Ministry.

Have a gift for him.

What is it?

It's the worst tasted gift ever.

That's because you're supposed to wear it not eat it.

I made it for you so you wouldn't feel left out with santa.

Came ill, jade you know I'm very welcome.

Uh huh punch pop.

He made me a present.

It's probably a jellyfish net or an old crabby patty or your favorite underpants present.

Ha Oh why?

It looks like a clarinet.

It smells like one too hand crafted out of driftwood and it's even got my name on it.

Watch this, wow, this is the greatest gift I have ever gotten.

Alright, I'm santa santa.

This is the greatest gift you could have given me.

Thank you for bringing christmas to bikini bottom.

I didn't bring christmas to bikini bottom spongebob you did.

I did.

Head of boys.

Okay, it's all about you girl On the 16th birthday boy.

How much is all this costed me?

Here's the receipt.

You oughta Oh daddy, you've got me everything I wanted.

It's our wedding anniversary.

So that yippee, You forgot that.

I got you the perfect gift, crabby patty formula.

How did you get it first?

I went to the Krusty Krab one Crabby Patty, Please.

Mhm.

Thank you.

Whatever.

What?

Sorry, I wasn't listening.

Well, you can tell me later.

You're not getting this until you get me a gift from your heart.

Mm hmm.

I don't see any present.

Oh, I have it.

It's right here in my kidney.

I mean heart me, me, me, me, me, me.

Oh my Karen.

Oh my Karen, Oh my computer wife.

Karen put down those punch cards, put down those punch cards and listen to my ode.

Yeah, Sandy's here, look magic is here.

The best fella.

Dine in the whole wide world is right behind you.

Sure it is, I'm telling you it's right for turn around, Patrick, just turn around.

No, no, I'm gonna say this once and I'm not gonna say it again.

So pay your attention.

I am not.

I repeat, not going to turn around for any reason ever.

Howdy, Patrick.

Hi, Sandy.

No, look happy valentine's day.

Patrick, Bye.

Hey, it's that solid chocolate.