Don't yourememberthetime I I hadmyselfdeliveredtoyouin a boxforyourbirthdayandhowtheguy I paidscrewedupanddeliveredmetothewrongapartmentandhowtheladywhoopenedthebox, freakedoutandstartedscreamingand I ranoutoftherejustasyoupokeyourheadintothehallandnextthing I knowthisoneisbashingmeforhavinganaffairwithherneighborandthisoneisbashingmeforbeingsomekindofgiftwrappervertandall I hadtoprotectmyselfwas a dozenlongstemmedrosesandyouneverevenreadthenote.