andoneday I waslookingatsomethingontvand I laughedbrian I shitormyself.
そしてある日、テレビで何かを見ていたとき、私はブライアンのように笑ってしまったのです。
Yeahanditwasthatborderlineitwasjustreallyallsoftshitbecause I onlyhadliquidsinmeand I itjustsmearedallaroundmyfuckingthighanditwasthinkinglike a motherfuckerohgodohand I wasgettingreadytoringthebelland I saidhellno I can't callthatfivemother I cantellthatfunmotherfuckerthat I don't shitonmyself I can't tellher.
I shititallmyselfandthisfinewomancameinandcleansuptheshitandshewassopatientwithmeandshesaidmrLawrencedon't worryabout I knowyou're a littleembarrassedbutthesethingshappenrightnowwetoldyouyouknowyourbowelsandeverythingyou'reyouknowyou'rejustyourmusclesarenotstrongsodon't worryaboutitokaybutthere's noneedtobeembarrassed.
Thesekindofthingshappenthat's whyyouknowthisisthehospitalbutdon't worryaboutitandthenshestartedcleaningmeasshecleanedandshewipedthat's I lookedatherthiswomanwascleaningdudedudeoffme.
Andthenthatwas a beautifulthingforthemtodoforhertodo.
そして、それは彼らが彼女のために行った美しいことでした。
AndafterthatshitaboutMaybesevenmoretimes I wouldsaywentfromhardshipdutybullshitlittledudeallkindofshitshitwithcorninitAndstuffandshecleanitup, cleanitupaboutthe 10thdoodle.