字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - [Man] All right, open the eyes! [sneezes] [upbeat music] - Ooh, it's chicken. - Oh, that's not fried chicken! No, no. - Tastes like a clam. - Fried clams. Are they usually this shape? - No. [chuckles] - Lemon sauce, is that a thing? - Tartar sauce. Like what's in that? - [Woman] It has chopped up pickle relish, I believe. - I hate pickles. - [Woman] And with mayonnaise. - I hate mayonnaise. - [Woman] And I'm not actually sure what else. - Wow, wonder why! [cheerful music] - What is that? - [Man] What's it look like? - A hot pocket. [crunching] - Oh, I think I know what this is. I think it's that well rolled bite and mixed with meat and cheese in it and then like you eat it and then like oh wow, it tastes so good! - [Man] This is called a chimichanga. - A chimi what? - [Man] They accidentally dropped a burrito into the deep fryer and the chimichanga was born. - What? Are you telling the truth? - I'm happy that they dropped it into the deep fryer 'cause this is delicious! - [Man] Do you know what chimichanga means? - What? What what does it mean? - [Man] It's Spanish for thingamabob. - Okay, that's a little bit weird to me but, okay. [upbeat music] - Oh! - That's hideous! - Looks like a giant, big chicken wing. - It looks like a buffalo leg. [laughing] - What is a buffalo? - It's good. [groans] - Juice. - I'm guessing this is just a giant, big chicken wing from a giant, big chicken. [groans] - It tastes horrible. - [Man] What's your favorite part of it? - The meat. - It's like this three hundred million times. - Rooster? No. I don't know. I'm just thinking of anything with a beak right now. - Ahhh, slippery. - [Man] How could we make this better? - You have to. - Throw it in the trash! - Rest in peace, I'll miss you little buddy. No! Don't worry. [upbeat music] - Wow. - Oh no. - Oh wow. - This is a good corn dog. - Gotta eat the hotdog part. - Honestly it looks more like bread than corn, but it tastes more like corn. It's like a corn muffin hotdog. - I like ketchup. It's cool. I'm saying everything is cool today. [laughing] I usually don't do that but you know, it's cool. [upbeat music] - Chicken. - Chicken nuggets. Now you're going to tell me it's fish. - [Man] What do you like about chicken nuggets? - They're high in chicken. - It tastes just like I got it from the deli or something. - One, they are really good. Two, they give you energy. Man I'm kicking my legs so hard, I can't even feel my legs. If you eat too many you can turn into a chicken nugget. - If I was the only person I could eat all of these. [upbeat music] - What? - Is that octopus or something? - Are those mushrooms? - Woo, chopsticks. Oh, crap. - I think I've had enough. - I'm guessing this one is a green bean. - Um, we need to take it off to see what it is. - You're not supposed to take it off. - Maybe I would just change the mushroom and give the potato a bit more flavor but besides that it's really good. - There are some things that should be fried. - And there are some things that shouldn't. - Exactly. - Like this. [upbeat music] - This looks like chicken. - It's like brown. - That's a pickle. - What is this? - These are fried pickles, no thank you. I'm going to call my mom. - This is a horrible dish, not gonna lie. - Cucumber and pickles are the same thing right? - [Man] Pickle is a pickled cucumber. - Okay, okay, okay. I don't know. - Okay I think I'm ready for the next dish now. Definitely. Because I can still taste the pickle. [upbeat music] - What is this? - Umm, what? I'm confused, I'm very confused. - Are you supposed to take this all at once and just shove it in your face? - Wow, I could taste it and I didn't even like taste it. That doesn't make sense. I do not like that. I do not like that. - It tastes like barbecue sauce with like meat in it. - [Man] This is called a Bloomin' Onion. - Okay, I could see the onion like the shape kind of, what's the bloomin'? - Bloomin'? Like the show? Like the "Bloomin' Guys" or whatever? The guys that plays the drum with the paint. - Wait, I think I recognize this. - I love Outback, Outback is so cool. I love that place. I wanted to go there yesterday but my dad said no. [upbeat music] - Oh this must be a fry. Must be like a circled fry. - It's sweet. - It actually is a fry. - It's actually pretty good. - Wait, this is a vegetable? - Tastes a little bit like pineapple. - [Man] It's a fried green tomato. - Eww! - I love tomatoes. - This taste, did not like it. There is too much on that tomato inside of it. I was like, eww! Like I was going to barf or something like that. - I was really set on fried, salted, seasoned pineapples. - [Man] Anything else to say about fried green tomatoes? - They're not good. [upbeat music] - Yum. - Sugar. Powdered sugar. - Ahhh it's fun. - I think this is like Snickers or Twix. - Ooh, I used to love these and then I figured out what calories were. - There's Oreo in it. - You make me cry. - Twinkie is bad for you. - It's even worse for using Coca-Cola. - Can I have more powdered sugar? [upbeat music] - Ooh, my gosh. - Ew, is that a burger? - A funnel bacon burger. That's so cool. - Is this fried dough? [crunching sound] - That's cool. That's so cool. I don't know why I'm saying cool. - This is very messy. - It's cool. Everything in the world is cool. I don't know why I'm saying cool. I never say that. I don't go up to my friends and be like, "Hey Billy how you doing?" "Oh I'm cool." No, I'm not that confident in myself. - Cheese, bacon, fried dough, none of that is healthy. - Okay, now I taste the burger. It's really good.