CHEERS!

CHEERS!

THERE YOU GO!

WELCOME!

WELCOME BACK.

WELCOME BACK TO TONIGHT'S SHOW ALREADY IN PROGRESS.

I'M HERE WITH THE LOVELY AND TALENTED JENNIFER LAWRENCE

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: SO LET'S TALK

ABOUT THE MOVIE.

"RED SPARROW."

>> "RED SPARROW" IS A MOVIE.

IT'S A PSYCHOLOGICAL SPY DRAMA.

I'M A WOMAN, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE -- IT'S ENTERTAIN, DON'T

PUT POLITICAL WEIGHT ON IT.

IF YOU'RE A TYPICAL HATER AND HAVE A BLOG, DON'T GO.

YOU'RE OFFICIALLY TOTALLY UNINVITED.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I WOULD LIKE TO OFFICIALLY

UNINVITE ALL THE HATERS TO GO SEE "RED SPARROW."

I'VE HAD TWO SHOTS OF RUM.

>> Stephen: SO YOU'RE A RUSSIAN SPY.

>> YES.

>> Stephen: DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT SPYING, ACTUALLY?

DID YOU DO A RIDE ALONG WITH A RUSSIAN SPY?

DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT SPYING?

>> NOT REALLY.

I MEAN, I KNOW HOW TO PICK LOCKS.

>> Stephen: REALLY?

OMEBODY TOLD ME SOMETHING REALLY INTERESTING I WAS ASKING

ABOUT BECAUSE THE MOVIE IS MORE ABOUT THE EMOTIONS THAT GO INTO

THAT KIND OF LIFESTYLE, THE ANXIETY.

>> Stephen: PROBABLY WOULD BE NERVOUS ALL THE TIME.

>> IT SEEMS REALLY STRESSFUL.

SO HOW DO YOU TELL YOUR KIDS YOU'RE A SPY?

AND WHAT SOMEBODY TOLD ME -- >> Stephen: DON'T GIVE IT

AWAY.

>> I DON'T WANT TO GIVE AWAY OUR GOVERNMENT SECRETS.

>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND.

O HE BASICALLY SAID WHEN THEY'RE AT A CERTAIN AGE THEY

TAKE THEMO THE SPY MUSEUM, THEY SHOW THEM SPY KIDS, WHICH IS A

GREAT FILM, AND THEN THEY TAKE THEM THROUGH THE SPY MUSEUM AND

THEY'RE, LIKE, THEY'RE SPIES!

>> Stephen: THAT'S HOW THEY TELL IF THEIR KIDS ARE SPIES?

HAVE YOU SEEN SPY KIDS?

>> YES.

>> Stephen: THERE ARE THUMBS THAT ATTACK YOU IN SPY KIDS.

THEY WALK ON FINGERS LIKE THAT.

>> YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT'S IN THE MUSEUM.

THERE PROBABLY IS SOMETHING THAT ATTACKS YOU WITH THUMBS.

>> Stephen: I HAVE BEEN TO THE SPY MUSEUM MANY TIMES.

I ENJOY IT.

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: YEAH.

( LAUGHTER ) YOU'RE A BALLET DANCER IN THIS,

TOO, RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE A BALLET DANCER WHO BREAKS HER LEG AND

HAS TO GO INTO THE SPY GAME.

>> LOL TO ME BEING A BALLERINA.

I'VE BEEN DOING THREE MONTHS OF BALLET TRAINING JUST TO LEARN

HOW TO DO THIS.

LIKE WITH ONE ARM, I DU DID AN A FLUTTER.

(BLEEP).

THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THAT WAS REALLY GOOD.

>> Stephen: I LEARNED THAT FROM NATALIE PORTMAN.

( LAUGHTER ) >> SHE'S MUCH BETTER.

WHY WOULD YOU THROW THAT IN MY FACE?

I KNOW SHE'S A BETTER BALLERINA.

>> Stephen: NOW, YOU'RE FROM KENTUCKY.

>> CAN YOU NOT TELL?

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I PROMISE I'LL LET

YOU GO IN A MOMENT.

I HAVE TO ASK, DO YOU GET HOME?

I'M FROM A DIFFERENT PART OF SOUTH, SOUTH CAROLINA, FROM

CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA.

>> I'VE NEVER BEEN TO SOUTH CAROLINA.

YES, I HAVE.

MYRTLE BEACH.

>> Stephen: WOW, THAT WAS AN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER.

THAT WAS THE ENTIRETY OF SHERMAN'S MARCH THROUGH THE

SOUTH JUST NOW WITH YOU.

OKAY.

>> I'M SORRY.

YES.

>> Stephen: DO YOU GET HOW MANY TO YOUR MOM AND DAD?

ARE YOUR HOME AND DAD BACK IN KENTUCKY?

>> YES, EVERYBODY'S STILL IN KENTUCKY.

I HAVE A LOT OF NEPHEWS, ONE NIECE WHO ARE GETTING TO THE AGE

WHERE THEY START ASKING WHY MY SISTER AND LAW AND I ARE PUTTING

GARBAGE BAGS ON THE WINDOWS AND I'M, LIKE, WHAT'S GOING ON AND I

SAID, REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT AUNT JEN'S JOB AND IT'S

WEIRD AND PEOPLE THINK THEY KNOW AUNT JEN BUT THEY DON'T?

AND THE 3-YEAR-OLD SAID IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TAKE A PICTURE

I'LL SHOOT THEM WITH MY NERF GUN.

AND THEY WANTED TO PUT BUBBLE WRAP ATTEND OF THE DRIVEWAY TO

TELL WHEN SOMEONE'S COMING.

HI, GUYS!

AUNT JEN'S DRUNK.

I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD TELL YOU.

( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: "RED SPARROW" IS

IN THEATERS THIS FRIDAY!

JENNIFER LAWRENCE, EVERYBODY!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!