group. You will need Sexy bandmates Svengali Dance moves Controversy Catchy tune and famous

hook-ups (optional). Step 1. Aim for a mix of "types" -- pretty in a wholesome way, nerdy

in a cool way, sexy and a bit dangerous, androgynous. Everyone should look good in skimpy stage

costumes. If you have a choice between 2 equally qualified musicians, go with the one with

sexier stage presence. Step 2. Find a Svengali. Behind every successful girl band is a big

man in the music industry -- making them sex up their act, trying to sleep with them, and

taking an unfair cut of their earnings. Step 3. Have some dance moves. Great choreography

is the key to compelling stage shows and music videos. That, and near-nudity. Give whoever

can't dance a tambourine to bang. Step 4. Generate buzz by planting salacious rumors

in the press and behaving appallingly now and then. Remember, there's no such thing

as bad publicity. Hooking up with another celebrity is a surefire way to get the tabloids'

interest. Step 5. Find a catchy tune to record. For inspiration, research the pop genre known

as "bubblegum." You'll have plenty of time to establish your musical cred later. Step

6. Secretly work on some of your own music so that, just as the band's popularity is

peaking, you can launch your solo career. If it doesn't work out, there are always reunion

tours. Did you know In 2003, 3 Afghan women defied the Taliban by forming the "Burka Band"

and secretly recording the song "Burka Blue," which became an internet hit.