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  • Where have you been. Hey! Oh, uh, my cell phone died and they.

  • No one had a charger. Everyone had different cell phones, so no

  • one has chargers, uh, it’s just imimpossible to find, so my phone was dead.

  • My car broke down. I know, I know, I just got it and it broke

  • down. And luckily it just. Somebody found me, car,

  • a towing friend found me and it was just in enough time for me to get home right now.

  • Cars, right. It’s crazy. I had to work late, again.

  • I know! I know and I just. P.S., I got a job. Today.

  • And they already had me working late. Ugh. But you know, gotta work hard for the

  • money. I had to visit the hospital because my friend,

  • family friend, a friend of the family. Was in there with a the, uhShe had a thing

  • allYou know, and I had to go and, ughIt’s just theHospital food, am I right?.

  • Ha ha. I was trapped in an elevator, yeah, just like

  • in movies and TV shows where people get trapped in an elevator. And there was a pregnant woman!

  • I mean, she wasn’t totally pregnant, she had just gotten pregnant, she was telling

  • me. But I couldve delivered that baby if I had to. Huh, lady got out of that trapped

  • elevator that happens all the time. I got mugged. Yes. Mugged. I know, I look

  • fine, it was like an emotional mugging. They were justThis and I was a big, dumb that

  • andIt really took a toll on me, so I had to kinda compose myself before I got home

  • Uh huh… ‘Cause it was justEmotional mugging.

  • There were all these kittens! It was like a… a kitten barbershop quartet. They were

  • like meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow. Meow.

  • Meow. Meooow. And I had to stop and look at that for a couple of hours.

  • I had sex with your sister. Weve been having sex for a long time, pretty much right after

  • we met, so weve been banging like crazy ever since. Okay. You happy.

  • Wait, what did you just say? I’m banging your sister and I.

  • No. No, no, no, the thing before that. The kitten quartet. Yeah, they were like Meow

  • meow meow meow meow meow meow Yes oh my god, I

  • love kitty quartets. Why didn’t you invite me to see the kitty quartet.

  • I didn’t, uh, know.

Where have you been. Hey! Oh, uh, my cell phone died and they.


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男性が女性に言う7つの嘘 (7 Lies Men Tell Women)

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