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  • (intense electronic beat)

  • - Hi everyone.

  • It's Kate here from Kate food challenges.

  • I am absolutely terrified because this is humongous.

  • (rock music)

  • - I found her videos by Googling hot British girl

  • swallows tons of meat.

  • That's Kate, and she puts the gorge in gorgeous.

  • As a competitive eater,

  • she takes on some of the Internet's

  • most disgusting food challenges

  • with the charm of Mary Poppins

  • and the metabolism of a meth addict.

  • The real prize for completing most food challenges

  • is early onset colon cancer.

  • America's favorite food challenge is Thanksgiving,

  • and the rules are simple.

  • Gamble on football,

  • never mentioned native American genocide

  • and shove three types of pie in your pie hole.

  • It's the one day of the year we get together

  • with people we've hated our entire lives

  • to experience what it feels like

  • to work in the Boston market.

  • Gluttony is how we remind all the starving countries

  • that we don't give a shit about them.

  • But if Kate wants to have her cake and eat it too,

  • in one sitting, I'll fly her across the pond to Hollywood

  • where women are discouraged from ever eating

  • in this week's cewebrity profile.

  • (funky beat)

  • (catchy jingle)

  • Welcome.

  • I'm your server, Dan-iel.

  • is this your first time dining with us?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Well everything on our menu is a food challenge.

  • Can I start you with an appetizer?

  • Maybe our Holy Moly?

  • That's a shitload of guacamole?

  • - Yeah, sounds easy.

  • - We'll see.

  • - Oh my God.

  • What's in this?

  • - The secret to our guacamole

  • is that it's 100% Wasabi.

  • - Can I get a drink please?

  • - I can get you a drink,

  • but it does void the appetizer challenge.

  • Your name is Kate Ovens.

  • Is that a stage name?

  • - No, that's my real name.

  • Isn't that weird how that works out all the time?

  • - I know, to be fair,

  • I didn't expect any of this to happen, so--

  • - Just to be a competitive eater,

  • and your last name is Ovens, what a coincidence.

  • How did you get into competitive eating?

  • - I used to actually be kind of chubby growing up

  • and I used to be able to eat quite a lot.

  • And then I decided when I was about 16,

  • that I was going to lose all of the weight.

  • But as I lost the weight, I didn't really lose my appetite.

  • I was just always hungry.

  • So found a challenge that was near me up in Newcastle

  • and I was the only person to ever finish it, so--

  • - You say chubby?

  • - Chubby not fat.

  • - You weren't fat? - No.

  • I was sort of solid, I guess, but--

  • - Do you have any photos that you'd like to share of you

  • when you were chubby?

  • - I do have one.

  • I actually got rid of all of them.

  • I just hated the way I looked.

  • - It's who you were!

  • - I'm annoyed.

  • I wish I had all the chubby photos to be like,

  • this is who I used to be!

  • - That's clearly the appeal here,

  • is that you're an attractive woman

  • that does such a unladylike.

  • - Yeah. - Have you ever thrown up.

  • - Once.

  • - After eating?

  • - That was in October last year.

  • and that was right at the beginning.

  • And I'm never doing that again.

  • What was the competition?

  • It was a challenge called the trashcan challenge

  • and it was a giant dustbin lid

  • and it's got chicken wings, a burger.

  • Bolgonese, two portions of chips, onion rings, ribs,

  • just everything pretty much.

  • - Is it worse because it's over in the UK

  • and the food, there is so awful?

  • - I only go to the good places now.

  • They all contact me.

  • I can actually have pick and choose of where I go.

  • - How big was that burrito that you took down?

  • - Pretty big and you had to get it done in 10 minutes,

  • which was interesting.

  • - Did you ever cheat?

  • - No, no, no, no.

  • Well, the thing is I lose about 50% of my challenges.

  • There are so many competitive eaters

  • who are so much better than me.

  • - But they're ugly.

  • - No, they're not.

  • No, they're really not.

  • They're all sort of everyone's--

  • - Sure. - In their own way.

  • So. - I understand.

  • What was that one video?

  • I think it was the burger one,

  • but I think it also having to take down a milkshake

  • at the end.

  • - Yeah, no,

  • that was the 28 ounce burger at a place called Jam Jar

  • in Newcastle.

  • That was one of my best ones actually.

  • To me, that's a dream.

  • That probably sounds absolutely disgusting but,

  • - Yeah, no, it is.

  • - It was delicious.

  • And, I've managed to finish that in under 10 minutes, so--

  • - Hopefully you make it on our wall of fame.

  • - Hopefully.

  • - Only five people have ever made it.

  • And four of them are Oprah.

  • - Who was the other one.

  • Believe it or not, Pete Rose.

  • - I don't know who that is-- - He's a baseball player.

  • - Okay.

  • - Should be in the hall of fame.

  • But you know, he had a gambling problem.

  • America's pastime.

  • You think you'll never do a Nathan's hot dog eating contest?

  • The thing is, I'm not good enough for it, like--

  • - The thing is, you're not welcome.

  • It's, 4th of July is Independence Day.

  • It's our nations holiday.

  • - You say that, but there's a girl from New Zealand

  • who came this year.

  • - That's, what's so great about our country.

  • We just, open arms unless you're Muslim or Mexican.

  • Then, then we apparently have huge issues.

  • How long do you think you're going to do this?

  • - I'm probably going to say maybe like a couple of years.

  • It's fun now whilst I'm doing it,

  • but it takes a lot of time and effort.

  • What if your metabolism slows down?

  • My metabolism has never really been fast.

  • I have to work really hard.

  • So I'm completely aware of what every,

  • everything that's going to happen in the future.

  • - What's a normal meal for you?

  • - Probably chicken breasts.

  • I've got four different types of vegetables

  • I'll have with it.

  • - Yeah, you're pretty strict.

  • - Yeah.

  • - What kind of workouts are you doing?

  • - I've actually got one of my friends as a personal trainer

  • and he's given me--

  • - I don't like personal trainers.

  • I find them creepy.

  • Is he creepy?

  • - No, no, no.

  • He's the loveliest person ever.

  • No, no, no.

  • I know everyone kind of thinks that PTs are a little bit

  • seedy, but he's one of my best friends.

  • - I'm sure he is.

  • What's it like the next day.

  • And you know what I'm asking about?

  • - Honestly fine.

  • Like absolute, nothing wrong.

  • - When you go on a date,

  • do you have any problem eating in front of a,

  • I would never eat like anything close

  • to any of my challenge sizes at all in front of a date.

  • - No? - No, I've used the most,

  • Emasculator, if I sat here with you doing a food challenge,

  • like on a date and everything,

  • you were getting full on like one burger

  • and I'm there on like number four,

  • you'd think, Oh God, like this is...

  • - It's going to be expensive.

  • Is what I'd be thinking. - Probably.

  • - I don't know if I would be turned off,

  • but I would just be like this, this is gonna cost me

  • in the long haul.

  • You can only stuff your face with one meal

  • for the rest of your life, what is it?

  • - Pizza.

  • That was like a no-brainer.

  • - You ever had Chicago deep dish?

  • No, and I kill myself.

  • I need to have it because everyone--

  • - You don't. - Really?

  • - There's just no need.

  • - Really...

  • - I mean, pizza is so wonderful.

  • And then they said, hey, why don't we take this thing?

  • That's wonderful and make it gross.

  • It's like lasagna.

  • - See I like lasagna. - I like lasagna too,

  • but it's already invented.

  • All right.

  • I've just been talking your ear off.

  • Have you had a chance to decide what you like for an entree?

  • Our specials tonight,

  • we have a 72 ounce slider and a quarter mile long chili dog.

  • - I think I might go with the fettuccine Alfredo.

  • - Okay, that's actually called,

  • fuck, that's going to give me a lot of diarrhea

  • Fettuccine Alfredo.

  • I'll put that right in.

  • Oh, hold on. I'm peeling off the seat.

  • Be Alfredo.

  • Be very Alfredo.

  • Now for this challenge,

  • you have to finish all of it before the video ends.

  • Fresh Parmesan?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Okay say when.

  • I'm not even gonna charge you for the extra Parmesan.

  • Bon Appetit.

  • - This is horrible.

  • No.

  • Oh my God.

  • Someone didn't like their meal.

  • - And where's the bathroom.

  • - We don't have one.

  • It voids the challenge.

  • There is one at the Home Depot across the street.

  • But if you use it, it voids the challenge.

  • - I'm all right?

  • - Oh, gross.

  • Hope you saved room for dessert.

  • - Oh no, I couldn't possibly.

  • - If you didn't save room for dessert,

  • you void the challenge.

  • - Fine.

  • - Geez, I hate my section.

  • Do you like gummy bears?

  • - Yeah, they're fine.

  • - Great.

  • Because it's adult novelty store

  • sent me one ton of expired gummy dicks for free.

  • And I'm going to pass that savings onto you.

  • You have 60 seconds.

  • Or-- - It voids the challenge.

  • - No, I murder the cook!

  • - Eat those dicks lady.

  • I've got a family.

  • - Try not to use your teeth.

  • It doesn't void the challenge, it's just my preference.

  • - It's time for our dumbest world record of the week.

  • - Three, two, one, go.

  • - What the Hellman's is going on here?

  • - The most mayonnaise eaten three minutes

  • is a real category.

  • What was the previous world record?

  • One teaspoon?

  • You should chase that with a can of tuna

  • and swish it around you nasty bitch.

  • - Stop.

  • - Oh, stick around Guinness.

  • She's going to set another world record in a couple hours.

  • Oh boy, she is a silky one.

  • We definitely have a contender today.

  • Here, hold this.

  • World's creamiest dump.

  • Now I just need to tag it and bag it

  • and get it back to Ireland.

  • The bag busted open in my checked luggage.

  • Total disaster.

  • Sometimes you just have to leave it

  • on the carousel and walk away.

  • (intense electronic beat)

  • - It's time to get into swimsuit shape

  • and there's no better way to do that

  • than by eating one pound of rich creamy unsalted butter.

  • - Here you go folks.

  • One pound of grade double A butter.

  • Here we go. - Ready?

  • Three, two, one!

  • (men yelling)

  • - Oh yuck!

  • - The first half pound is always the hardest.

  • - [Man Behind Camera] Oh, oh my God.

  • (people screaming)

  • (boy vomiting)

  • - Yeah gulp it!

  • (group laughing)

  • (group cheering)

  • (funky beat)

  • - Now, this is from Jelly Belly's

  • new line of prank jelly beans called Bean Boozled,

  • which is also how Trump describes our relations with Mexico.

  • (audience laughing)

  • - Okay, we got skunk spray or licorice.

  • - Huh, I always thought their prank flavor

  • was buttered popcorn.

  • Yeah, I don't like it, I don't like it.

  • - That's skunk spray.

  • (audience laughing)

  • - Puke vids 'till I die!

  • Infinite eye contact the whole way through.

  • I like his style.

  • I play a similar game with my overnight house guests

  • called mint or plan B.

  • Moving on.

  • - Hey, welcome back to human reviews, pet food.

  • So it's about 2:00 AM here in my basement.

  • Ooh, yeah, look at that.

  • There's kinda these chunks of like different colored,

  • different colored bits in there.

  • This is a very saucy cat food.

  • I may have needed a spoon for this.

  • I don't think you're going to see me barf.

  • It wasn't too bad.

  • It's like steak pudding I suppose.

  • Oh...

  • (audience laughing)

  • - YouTube removed a video where he reviewed

  • a decapitated pigeon.

  • At kibble nibbler in his mom's basement,

  • is Jimmy and he's got the God heroin addicted look,

  • you and your paleo diet could only dream of.

  • That's right, he eats cat food!

  • And if you've ever dined at a Hawaiian restaurant,

  • you have to.

  • We're not talking a little Baskin Robbins

  • tester spoonful either.

  • Jimmy eats the whole God damn can every time!

  • Scoff all you want,

  • but reviewing pet food has land old liver breath,

  • an impressive 88 subscribers.

  • That Psycho doesn't even have a pet.

  • The only thing sadder,

  • would be actually owning the cat.

  • Pet food is low grade and not actually meant for humans.

  • Just like an Anna Kendrick movie.

  • But pets spend several hours a day

  • with their tongue shoved deep inside their assholes.

  • So I'm not sure they have the most discriminating pallets.

  • Yes,

  • we've all thought about bite into a beggin' strip

  • now and then, but if Jimmy wants to risk his nine lives,

  • eating placenta meat from a can,

  • I'll grab a laser pointer and lead him to Tinseltown

  • where homeless people eat strays

  • for this week cewebrity profile.

  • (audience laughing)

  • - There are those among us

  • with a taste for the refined.

  • Indulge in only the best.

  • - Dinner time?

  • - I knew that would work Jimmy.

  • You can have your fancy feast

  • after you answer a few questions.

  • This is my co-host Castro.

  • My beloved Havanese of 16 years passed away,

  • had him stuffed.

  • Now I'm an actual crazy cat person.

  • I have two Pumas.

  • If you review their food, they eat live ammo.

  • How many videos have you made about cat food?

  • - I filmed a guess 18 videos.

  • - Why did you think this was a good idea?

  • - Well, it was always a bad idea,

  • but kind of the reason I started doing it

  • was there was all these cat food

  • and pet food reviews online.

  • And they're kind of ridiculous

  • because no one has any idea what this stuff tastes like.

  • So you have all these people saying my cat,

  • you know, Mr. Fluffy, he'll only eat this kind of pet food.

  • And so it's like if you had human food,

  • instead of having a restaurant with UV's,

  • you based all your reviews around your friend Tony,

  • who like the pickiest eater and you just followed her around

  • and said which restaurants he went to, gave him gas.

  • - Okay, there's a few holes in what you said,

  • but I agree with one thing you said.

  • Nothing upsets me more

  • then when I'm at a restaurant

  • and someone that I'm eating with,

  • asks the server what do they like?

  • First of all, they're a server.

  • they probably can't even afford to eat in this restaurant.

  • Now I'm going to take their opinion

  • for what I want to eat tonight?

  • I don't like that.

  • Let me guess, it's all wonderful.

  • But we're, we're where this goes off the rails,

  • is you don't own a cat.

  • - I don't.

  • I just walk into the grocery store

  • and I kinda, you know, I just say, Ooh, that one looks good.

  • - How far can you spray your urine now?

  • - It depends on which can you eat, you know?

  • Yeah, I mean you gotta,

  • I have started, you know, like burying my poo.

  • - You got long fingers.

  • - Yeah, yeah, I do.

  • (Tosh sneezing)

  • - You need Azertek?

  • - No, I'm a Flonase man now.

  • Flonase for allergies so bad

  • you have to blast poison directly into your nostrils.

  • (Tosh sneezing)

  • What's your favorite cohost that you've had on your show?

  • - I think I like J-Ju, the black pig.

  • - [Tosh] Why have a cohost?

  • - Well, I just thought it was

  • kind of just a fun thing to do.

  • - Okay.

  • And you've got answers.

  • By the way, a tall glass of water,

  • how tall are you? - Six, four.

  • You and me both. - All right.

  • - You don't look six, four on camera

  • and maybe that's because you're eating cat food

  • and I'm completely distracted.

  • - I think it stunts your growth a little bit.

  • Can imagine how tall you would have been?

  • Six, four and you're thin, what do you weigh?

  • - Around 150?

  • - Do you do anything to stay that thin

  • other than you have a horrible diet of cat food?

  • - Yeah basically you just poison yourself

  • and don't exercise too much

  • so that you don't get ripped.

  • - Is it actually poisonous?

  • It's not approved for human consumption.

  • - Have you told your doctor that you eat cat food?

  • - I have not.

  • I don't know what they would think of that.

  • - I know what they would think.

  • They would say, hey, you probably shouldn't do this.

  • Have you ever thrown up from it?

  • - I've never thrown up.

  • I'm actually a little bit surprised.

  • - What about your stool?

  • How's your stool.

  • - Seems pretty normal.

  • I have had a tuna fart, I guess, where, you know,

  • it just smells a little funny when it comes out.

  • - Sure.

  • That that seems, that's seems normal.

  • A tuna fart.

  • That was my wife's nickname in college.

  • Why do you chew so slow?

  • - I think some of this stuff's just really chewy.

  • It just takes a little while to get through.

  • - What's the worst cat food you've ever tasted?

  • - The worst stuff I've done is Friskies savory shreds.

  • I called it worm turds.

  • It's just imagine, instead of having a chunk of cat food,

  • you've got the nice little slivers.

  • The texture is really what gets to me with these things.

  • Like if you have a weird little pieces of grit

  • within the cat food, that's what makes me gag basically.

  • - Were you a picky eater as a child?

  • - Not really.

  • Pretty much the only thing is I wouldn't eat bananas.

  • - Really?

  • What about a banana pudding?

  • Where there's still chunks of bananas in the pudding?

  • - No, that's making me feel not so great.

  • - No no the Magnolia bakery.

  • The Magnolia bakery,

  • now they have a chocolate banana pudding there

  • and then they have this Brown sugar cookie,

  • a little overpriced on the cookie, but it's so good.

  • I have two of those on my walk back.

  • What about banana runts?

  • The hard candies?

  • - Ah, they're okay, I'm not a big fan.

  • I liked banana chips though. I always liked--

  • - Banana chips are good.

  • What about date?

  • Do you like a date?

  • The fruit, the dates. - Uh...

  • The answer is no.

  • Nobody likes dates. - Not really.

  • - Would you ever eat cat meat?

  • - A tough one.

  • Well, I've eaten some strange things.

  • Chicken...

  • - Chicken sounds strange.

  • - Chicken feet.

  • Well, you got to finish this statement.

  • You can't just say chicken.

  • - I think I might, but I wouldn't feel very good about it.

  • - I don't think you should.

  • I think you should say you would not eat cat meat.

  • - I would definitely not eat cat meat.

  • But I definitely would.

  • - Fair enough.

  • When you go to a restaurant

  • is your first instinct to see if they have a cat menu?

  • - I usually ask for a doggy bag at least.

  • - WHy a doggy bag and not a kitty bag?

  • - I think because people feed their leftovers

  • to their dog more than they do to their cat, right?

  • - You're a hundred percent, right.

  • - Okay.

  • - No, no, I didn't know that.

  • But when you said that, it was just like,

  • a bell went off and I was like, he's fucking exactly right.

  • DO you see your YouTube channel

  • as more of a hobby or a cry for help.

  • - Maybe, maybe both.

  • It's fun to see what new lows you can reach.

  • Sometimes I'm like in a basement.

  • It's the middle of the night, just eating cat food.

  • - Will you take requests?

  • - Yeah, I'll take requests.

  • - Okay.

  • - Do you have any requests?

  • - I do.

  • They call this the Meow mix suicide smoothie challenge.

  • It's a real internet thing

  • that I definitely didn't just make up.

  • The smell from cat food.

  • This one is dense.

  • Now I'm seeing peas, carrots--

  • - That actually looks like Chicken noodle soup, right?

  • - Yeah. I might give you two, two of those.

  • - It's like an apple sauce mixed with refried beans.

  • - It looks like fucking diarrhea.

  • (audience laughing)

  • - What's that one?

  • - A turducken. - A turducken!

  • You ever had a turducken?

  • - Yeah, actually apparently they're pretty big in Delaware.

  • - I used to date a girl from Delaware.

  • Had cystic fibrosis.

  • Pretty sure she's not with us anymore.

  • - Nice worms.

  • - Oh, that is foul ball bro.

  • Whoo, I'm going to do you a favor, not to do, eh, eh...

  • (audience laughing)

  • And, top it off.

  • (blender roaring)

  • My milkshake brings all the kitties to the kitchen.

  • Meow, meow, meow, meow.

  • - You having some of this?

  • - Well, I only made one serving.

  • - Oh.

  • - Bon appetit.

  • - Smells lovely.

  • (dramatic music)

  • It's a little chunky, but not too chunky.

  • You blended it pretty well.

  • So it's not too bad.

  • It's got like maybe a hint of carrot,

  • the very strong kibble flavor.

  • - Did I put too much kibble on it?

  • I thought I put too much kibble in it, ah!

  • I'll give this one, five meows out of five.

  • - That's a perfect score.

  • - If your litterbox isn't full, it's about to be.

  • - Okay, my pumas!

  • (funky beat)

  • (group laughing)

  • - [Man Behind Camera] I swear to God dude...

  • (group laughing)

  • - Oh no, I know what you're thinking.

  • He made eating a tablespoon of cinnamon look easy.

  • The internet is full of challenges

  • and I was told they're all impossible.

  • Impossible?

  • That's not a word I'm familiar with.

  • Hi, I'm about to do the cinnamon challenge

  • and the saltine Cracker challenge

  • all in under one minute while on salvia.

  • And if there's time,

  • I'm also going to karate chop 100 coconuts.

  • 60 Seconds on the clock.

  • But first I need to take a hit of my salvia.

  • You want to hold that in for about 20 seconds

  • or until your eyes start to vibrate.

  • (audience laughing)

  • Crack, oh!

  • (audience laughing)

  • You can't be funny.

  • (audience laughing)

  • Okay, okay, thank you.

  • (audience applauding)

  • Thank you.

  • Legally, I have to say that I did not smoke any salvia,

  • but on the real I'll tweet the deets later.

  • (funky beat)

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キモ食への挑戦 - Tosh.0 (Grossest Food Challenges - Tosh.0)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 02 月 12 日
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