字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Look at it! Oh. Wallpaper's a little faded. That's okay. Carpet's a little loose. Hardwood floors! - Hey. - Hello. [gasps] Oh, Monica! It's so beautiful! I know! - So I'm here, ready to play. - Okay. I brought a bunch of stuff for the house. So check it out. Ha-ha. What's this? That's a dog. Every house should have a dog. Not one that can pee on the roof. Well, maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste. And is this in case the house sneezes? No, no. That's the ghost for the attic. I don't want a ghost. Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you've got one. Because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground. Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen. Okay, obviously, you don't know much about the US Government. - Hey! - 'Hey.' I need to talk to you! Sure. What's up? Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler. [chuckles] I-I know. Well, if something comes up.. Well, I'm glad you guys have passed that little awkward phase. Okay, my boss, Joanna.. ...when you left she started asking questions about you-- Oh, oh, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin' out the chan-chan man. That was...surreal. Okay, what do you think? You interested at all? Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. - I'll do it. - Oh, thank you, Chandler! This is so great! She's gonna love me. Oh. Hey, dinosaur attack. Quick, everybody into the house! [screaming] [imitating dinosaur] Alright, Phoebe, you know what? T-t-that's it. That's it. Right? No dinosaurs, no ghosts no giant dogs, okay? They're not the right size, they're not Victorian and-and they just don't go. Okay. Fine. Come, dinosaur, we're not welcome in the house of no imagination. Uh, Pheebs, while we're hovering around the subject I just have to say that dinosaurs they-they don't go "ruff." The little ones do.