like work together cooking show.

- I would love that,

I would just be dragging you down.

- Do you know how fast I would get competitive

and start screaming at you?

(blonde woman laughs)

I would get this close to your ear and be like,

"You are not gonna (beep) this up for me.

Don't (beep) with me."

(bells chiming)

Hi it's me Trixie Mattel

- And I'm Katya.

- And we are two Queens who like to watch.

And today we have the very distinct all day pleasure

of watching The great British Baking Show Holiday.

- Baking is cool, do you bake?

- I've never turned on my oven.

- Sometimes preheat at night, you'll turn it on.

(Katya laughs)

And that's nice.

(dramatic music)

Now, spoiler alert, there might be some British people

and some baking and some holidays

and I don't wanna ruin any of that for you so.

- Would you go on the show?

- I think you and I are more of a nailed it category,

you know what I mean?

- I would love to do, but with the knowledge that

no matter how hard I tried or prepared,

everything I made would come out totally (beep).

- Or at the last second, like, no matter what you do

they swap your dish for like the display dish,

and you're like, "And what?

Sorry about it.

Good luck."

(bells chiming)

- [Narrator] As the cast of the hit sit-com

"The Derry Girls" have descended on the tent.

- We've got the cast of "The Derry Girls"

we've got Nicola and Callum.

- Callum.

(Katya laughs)

- I feel like in the UK everybody's name's Callum and Gemma.

Literally I have (beep) like 10 guys in the UK

I swear to God they're always named Callum.

(Katya laughs)

I swear to God.

Hi, what's your-- let me guess you're Callum.

My name's Callum,

get in the car.

You know,

let's just get this going.

- This morning I had a feeling

something terrible was gonna happen

and also that

essentially deep down I'm kind of an evil person.

- It's called a hangover Claire you'll be grand.

- They seem like wild whores,

I bet they're a lot of fun.

- Yeah the Derry Girls seem like

they'd be fun to go out with.

- Fun at a party, turned fucking lit.

- I'm pretty nervous but at the same time

I'm like a savage, come on like,

yeah-- - What?

- Like at the end he just stopped talking.

I'm pretty nervous but at the same time I'm a savage.

(Katya laughs)

You know what though, hot people do that,

hot people, words are so optional.

- Judges would like you to make a large sharing trifle.

- Trifling, girl, everybody in my life is trifling.

- Trif-- no, what is that?

- I have no idea.

- I guess we'll find out.

- I hope they say trifle

and one of these girls just starts

pouring straight booze into a bowl.

(Katya laughs)

It's like a wop, right?

Like we all just put fruit in it,

okay, great.

By the way the hair on this show is all different journeys.

It looks like everybody's showing up

to a different show that day.

(Katya laughs)

- You have two and a half hours.

- On your marks.

- Get set. - Get set.

- Trifle is one of those classic--

- Oh who is that?

I've just been informed that

the hot judge's name is Paul Hollywood.

(Katya sighs)

Which means he's done porn.

(Katya laughs)

- Stop

- He's done pornography.

She's struggling.

- The perfect texture of a trifle--

- I love her with that scarf on.

- Old woman, fun glasses,

is she like the Martha Stewart of the UK?

Did she go to prison?

Did she do time?

- And of course the other key

is a good deal of Cherry or Brandy or whatever they like.

- Always back to the booze with these people.

- Is every activity in the UK just an excuse to drink?

- They're not being dehydrated by sunlight,

they need something else.

- You got one minute!

(dramatic music)

- It is really hard to bake off, it's really, really hard.

- Oh my God, hot tea and celebrities

having to do something for themselves for once.

- Oh I know.

- It could have been a bowl of cereal

and they would've been like,

"I can't believe this is going on."

- [Narrator] The Derry Girls' trifles

will now face the judgment of Paul and Pru.

- Let's have a look, shall we?

- Oh God!

(Katya wretches)

What are British people doing with food?

(Katya wretches)

We're gonna take these raw ingredients

and we're just gonna (beep) ruin them.

- That's literally everything.

- That's horrible.

That looks so gross.

- Oh God, they're gonna hate it.

- I think that tastes amazing.

- Oh really?

- Yeah,

it does. - Thank you.

- That literally looks like sour cream

and like green chilies or something.

- It looks like a (indistinct).

- I mean, I think it is a bit of a mess.

- Wait until you try it

you're gonna like it king

you're gonna liquor all over.

- Irish liquor all over

- Jesus.

She's talking to him like I would be.

And when you finish that spoon,

you're gonna lick this spoon until I'm cross-eyed bitch.

- You're gonna lick this (beep) clean.

- I do think it's delicious.

- They hate her for it.

- Just the right amount-- - They're all shocked.

- And the textures are spot on.

- Thank you so much.

- They're pissed.

- I'm livid.

(Katya laughs)

- Absolutely fuming,

I'm Absolutely (beep) fuming.

- Cool.

- See, that looks good.

- Don't you think?

It's like a cake with pudding on it.

- I hope it's not too stiff.

- Oua.

- Oua. - Oua, what is oua?

Does he know words?

How does he do acting?

It looks beautiful.

(mumbles)

It looks lovely, I love the layers,

(Trixie mumbles)

- Thank you, thanks guys.

- What an adorable, beautiful little man.

- Did a great job.

(Trixie and Katya clap)

(bells chiming gently)

- I like this show, this is very chill, chill energies.

- Yeah, good vibes only.

- This is a little more like everybody can bake.

If this was American

it would be like only one of you

will be leaving with your life.

You know. (Katya laughs)

- Seriously.

- Today we have to make a blood sausage

using blood from your daughter.

- And they just slit her throat right on TV.

- And you scramble to the ground to catch the blood.

- To catch the blood.

(Katya laughs)

- Yeah, you trying to scoop it into a glass.

(bells chime)

- They're making salmon and beetroot bleenies

which are like pancakes with--

- [Narrator] Into the technical blind.

- Hello bakers it's time for your

technical challenge-- - I love him.

- He has the best older goth fashion.

- 100%, by the way there's nothing kind of sexier

than like an older goth guy

who still likes to put on a little,

you know what I mean?

(Katya laughs)

I'm gonna be 19 wearing (indistinct), but guess what

I'm a goth bitch.

Like I hope he wears like a little boot with a heel,

you know what I mean?

- Yeah, I think he does.

- I hope so.

- Pru, any words of advice?

- Do as you're told.

- And you won't die.

- Why have you chosen bleenies?

- This is just such a nice dish for New Year,

cream cheese, beetroot and horseradish.

(Katya wretches)

- Is this crazy?

'Cause this looks crazy.

- This is crazy.

- Today we're making ritz crackers

with toothpaste and bubblegum.

(beep) me up, literally Michael Myers choked me out

and stick his (beep) knife up my ass.

(Katya laughs)

I don't wanna live,

I don't wanna make it through.

How did she die?

Paul Hollywood dicked her down

before her eyeballs popped up out of her skull,

she's dead now.

She died doing what she loved.

(bells chime)

- Now all the contestants are rushing to finish the show

their nasty bleenies to the judges.

- Please bring your bleenies

and place them behind your photograph on the table.

- Holy (beep), I'm a vegetarian,

I wouldn't even been able to taste the food.

They would be tasting this

and I would just be like,

(Katya laughs)

panicked.

'Cause I know they're gonna hate it,

I'd be leaving.

- Who's this?

They are both under browned

and yet slightly over cooked.

- Well done.

- Everything you've done is completely incorrect.

(Katya and Trixie clap)

Which means that--

(contestants clap)

- It's so delightful.

- It is very joyous.

And so like, no, you were great,

no, you were great.

If these were drag queens,

somebody would have hit someone already.

- I know.

- You'd have a girl lighting a cigarette on the open flame

someone drying weed in the oven,

someone just doing some stretches with headphones in

in the back.

And then somebody like me a (beep) nerd being like

you guys need to take this more seriously.

(Katya laughs)

(bells chime)

- Oh wow okay so for the final Show Stopper Challenge

they have to make a cake based on their favorite decade.

- Show Stopper Challenge.

Are you excited?

(contestants cheering)

Now as we slip towards--