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  • - If I was a kid today and I grew up

  • in the house I grew up in,

  • you better (snaps) believe I'm over at school like,

  • "We live in a tiny home."

  • And they'd be like, "Your tiny home's a trailer."

  • (woman laughs)

  • - You poor (beeps).

  • - Really expensive tiny homes

  • are often made from the shipping containers.

  • You know, I'm like, that's a trailer.

  • They took my poor person home and rebranded it.

  • Now they sell it to the rich. (shushing)

  • Hi I'm Trixie Mattel.

  • - And I'm Katya.

  • - And we are two Queens who like to watch.

  • - Then today we have the very distinct pleasure

  • of watching an incredible holiday film.

  • Dolly Parton's "Christmas on the Square,"

  • directed by the incomparable, Debbie Allen.

  • Christmas on the square

  • Christmas on the square

  • Do you do Christmas in the circle?

  • No (laughs).

  • On the square.

  • - Let's get into it.

  • Let's get into the Debbie Allen.

  • (energetic music)

  • And spoiler alert.

  • If you haven't figured out,

  • we actually watch the show

  • on the show we watch the show.

  • So don't ruin it for yourselves. (chuckles)

  • So we have Dolly Parton portraying a person

  • in between living situations,

  • but I'm sure she's going to do it very flawlessly.

  • And we have other gay icon, Christine Baranski

  • playing sort of a Scrooge McDuck character

  • who wants to evict people around Christmas.

  • - Get outta here.

  • - I love Christine Baranski.

  • - Me too.

  • - Icon.

  • Oh my God.

  • Let me get my Dolly Parton heartstrings tissues,

  • just in case something happens.

  • - Let me get mine. I'm going to get mine too.

  • Hold on.

  • - Got it.

  • - [Katya] Me too. - Dolly Parton sent me these

  • after the heartstrings episode

  • and they're tissues that say Dolly things.

  • This says, "When I'm feeling a little low,

  • "I put on my high heels."

  • - I think that's so beautiful.

  • - And look, I got my Dolly Parton doll

  • for this moment.

  • - Oh, wow.

  • - I mean, she doesn't look exactly like her,

  • but it's pretty good, right?

  • - It's beautiful.

  • - It's so beautiful.

  • Love and compassion

  • (women gasp)

  • - Oh my God.

  • Better to give than receive

  • - I love Dolly.

  • I mean, she looks great.

  • - I'm obsessed.

  • Gotta get out of this town

  • There's no reason to wait around

  • Gotta get out of this town. ♪ ♪ Santa's comin' around. ♪

  • - We are watching a Christmas musical film.

  • - Absolutely.

  • Christmas lights and snowball fights

  • (woman claps)

  • - Oh my eye.

  • (woman exclaims)

  • Christmas on the square

  • - This town is being sold.

  • So let's avoid disaster.

  • It's in my jurisdiction

  • to hand you this eviction,

  • you'll also get out.

  • - Oh she's serving evictions

  • to the entire town right before Christmas.

  • You better work, (beeps).

  • I know that's evil.

  • It's also very chic.

  • - Juicy, energetic.

  • - Of what will be the biggest mall in middle America.

  • - It's very small-town vibes and the malls are evil.

  • - Malls yeah. Mom and pop. - 'Cause they kill

  • the small businesses.

  • - They killed mom and pop.

  • Yeah.

  • - Change?

  • Christmas on the square

  • - Me (chuckles).

  • - Give credit where it's due.

  • Dolly's in her '70s, I believe.

  • - 74 I think yeah.

  • - I'm 31 and I literally look like a dead person.

  • (woman chuckles)

  • So she's doing good.

  • - I'm guessing right now

  • that Dolly Parton is an angle.

  • - Oh God. She is going to be an angle.

  • Isn't she?

  • - Yeah.

  • - She's going to be an angle on

  • and later on she's gonna save somebody in the town.

  • So she's pretending to be a homeless person.

  • Who's pretending

  • to be homeless person.

  • - See it's a test.

  • She's testing the town.

  • (upbeat music)

  • Gay, gay.

  • This is (beeps) gay.

  • - Oh they're doing this.

  • Christmas is the time for beauty

  • - Regina's childhood best friend.

  • The incredible showstopping Ms. Jennifer Lewis.

  • - But even though we're friends

  • who have grown up here together,

  • it's time for that change.

  • - Regina I'm the only friend you got

  • and you never even told me?

  • - Oh she's such a bless her heart.

  • - Dolly Parton's great because it's the only place

  • in the world a Dolly Parton thing

  • is where you can find zealous homophobes

  • and the gayest people alive holding hands singing.

  • - Utopian fantasy.

  • - Even with a show like this where they're not going to even

  • say the word (beeps), I'll say it (beeps).

  • (car beeps)

  • - Jennifer Lewis comes to do Regina's hair.

  • And we find out the ins and outs

  • of her relationship with Carl'.

  • - You don't give them the eviction notice and then say,

  • "Can you cut bags?"

  • You know what I mean?

  • - Exactly.

  • - You want to get the hair done

  • and then tip them with the eviction notice.

  • - Classic white lady behavior.

  • - Gonna break that man's heart all over again.

  • - Oh please.

  • - What hair do you think is under there?

  • She's going to pull that towel off.

  • What do you think?

  • - A black aggressive mullet.

  • - I think it's just a fully shaved.

  • It's a shaved head to the skin.

  • - Sticks and stones may break my bones.

  • - But words and deeds can slay.

  • (upbeat music)

  • Hey oh

  • You just crumble and scoff

  • - I don't need exfoliant for this face off.

  • You oughta know

  • You oughta know

  • You oughta know

  • (woman laughs)

  • - We find ourselves in all different places in life.

  • Sometimes you find yourself trying to run from your hometown

  • and run from your problems

  • and put everyone out of their house and home in the process.

  • And then losing your way a little bit. (laughs)

  • - I do find this relatable though,

  • because nothing in life, more than hardship,

  • calls for passionate singing for a resolution.

  • Don't you find that?

  • - Well some people hate musical theater

  • because they will never get past the fact

  • that people break into song. Do you know what I mean?

  • Oh really?

  • - Oh yeah.

  • - When you