in the house I grew up in,

you better (snaps) believe I'm over at school like,

"We live in a tiny home."

And they'd be like, "Your tiny home's a trailer."

(woman laughs)

- You poor (beeps).

- Really expensive tiny homes

are often made from the shipping containers.

You know, I'm like, that's a trailer.

They took my poor person home and rebranded it.

Now they sell it to the rich. (shushing)

Hi I'm Trixie Mattel.

- And I'm Katya.

- And we are two Queens who like to watch.

- Then today we have the very distinct pleasure

of watching an incredible holiday film.

Dolly Parton's "Christmas on the Square,"

directed by the incomparable, Debbie Allen.

♪ Christmas on the square ♪

♪ Christmas on the square ♪

Do you do Christmas in the circle?

No (laughs).

On the square.

- Let's get into it.

Let's get into the Debbie Allen.

(energetic music)

And spoiler alert.

If you haven't figured out,

we actually watch the show

on the show we watch the show.

So don't ruin it for yourselves. (chuckles)

So we have Dolly Parton portraying a person

in between living situations,

but I'm sure she's going to do it very flawlessly.

And we have other gay icon, Christine Baranski

playing sort of a Scrooge McDuck character

who wants to evict people around Christmas.

- Get outta here.

- I love Christine Baranski.

- Me too.

- Icon.

Oh my God.

Let me get my Dolly Parton heartstrings tissues,

just in case something happens.

- Let me get mine. I'm going to get mine too.

Hold on.

- Got it.

- [Katya] Me too. - Dolly Parton sent me these

after the heartstrings episode

and they're tissues that say Dolly things.

This says, "When I'm feeling a little low,

"I put on my high heels."

- I think that's so beautiful.

- And look, I got my Dolly Parton doll

for this moment.

- Oh, wow.

- I mean, she doesn't look exactly like her,

but it's pretty good, right?

- It's beautiful.

- It's so beautiful.

♪ Love and compassion ♪

(women gasp)

- Oh my God.

♪ Better to give than receive ♪

- I love Dolly.

I mean, she looks great.

- I'm obsessed.

♪ Gotta get out of this town ♪

♪ There's no reason to wait around ♪

♪ Gotta get out of this town. ♪ ♪ Santa's comin' around. ♪

- We are watching a Christmas musical film.

- Absolutely.

♪ Christmas lights and snowball fights ♪

(woman claps)

- Oh my eye.

(woman exclaims)

♪ Christmas on the square ♪

- This town is being sold.

So let's avoid disaster.

It's in my jurisdiction

to hand you this eviction,

you'll also get out.

- Oh she's serving evictions

to the entire town right before Christmas.

You better work, (beeps).

I know that's evil.

It's also very chic.

- Juicy, energetic.

- Of what will be the biggest mall in middle America.

- It's very small-town vibes and the malls are evil.

- Malls yeah. Mom and pop. - 'Cause they kill

the small businesses.

- They killed mom and pop.

Yeah.

- Change?

♪ Christmas on the square ♪

- Me (chuckles).

- Give credit where it's due.

Dolly's in her '70s, I believe.

- 74 I think yeah.

- I'm 31 and I literally look like a dead person.

(woman chuckles)

So she's doing good.

- I'm guessing right now

that Dolly Parton is an angle.

- Oh God. She is going to be an angle.

Isn't she?

- Yeah.

- She's going to be an angle on

and later on she's gonna save somebody in the town.

So she's pretending to be a homeless person.

Who's pretending

to be homeless person.

- See it's a test.

She's testing the town.

(upbeat music)

Gay, gay.

This is (beeps) gay.

- Oh they're doing this.

♪ Christmas is the time for beauty ♪

- Regina's childhood best friend.

The incredible showstopping Ms. Jennifer Lewis.

- But even though we're friends

who have grown up here together,

it's time for that change.

- Regina I'm the only friend you got

and you never even told me?

- Oh she's such a bless her heart.

- Dolly Parton's great because it's the only place

in the world a Dolly Parton thing

is where you can find zealous homophobes

and the gayest people alive holding hands singing.

- Utopian fantasy.

- Even with a show like this where they're not going to even

say the word (beeps), I'll say it (beeps).

(car beeps)

- Jennifer Lewis comes to do Regina's hair.

And we find out the ins and outs

of her relationship with Carl'.

- You don't give them the eviction notice and then say,

"Can you cut bags?"

You know what I mean?

- Exactly.

- You want to get the hair done

and then tip them with the eviction notice.

- Classic white lady behavior.

- Gonna break that man's heart all over again.

- Oh please.

- What hair do you think is under there?

She's going to pull that towel off.

What do you think?

- A black aggressive mullet.

- I think it's just a fully shaved.

It's a shaved head to the skin.

- Sticks and stones may break my bones.

- But words and deeds can slay.

(upbeat music)

♪ Hey oh ♪

♪ You just crumble and scoff ♪

- I don't need exfoliant for this face off.

♪ You oughta know ♪

♪ You oughta know ♪

♪ You oughta know ♪

(woman laughs)

- We find ourselves in all different places in life.

Sometimes you find yourself trying to run from your hometown

and run from your problems

and put everyone out of their house and home in the process.

And then losing your way a little bit. (laughs)

- I do find this relatable though,

because nothing in life, more than hardship,

calls for passionate singing for a resolution.

Don't you find that?

- Well some people hate musical theater

because they will never get past the fact

that people break into song. Do you know what I mean?

Oh really?

- Oh yeah.

- When you