♪ I watched it all. ♪

♪ I started streaming in the spring, ♪

♪ next thing I noticed it was fall! ♪

♪ I watched floors turn into lava. ♪

♪ I watched sunsets being sold. ♪

♪ Every episode of Avatar, ♪

♪ like I was ten years old! ♪

♪ But I watched it all. ♪

♪ I still watched it all! ♪

♪ Is it Wednesday? Is it Friday? ♪

♪ Time means nothing to me at all! ♪

♪ I watched La Casa De Papel. ♪

♪ El Profesor taught me Spanish. ♪

♪ I binged all that British Baking, ♪

♪ then baked this awful looking danish! ♪

(What is that?)

♪ Can Hemsworth please extract me from this year? ♪

(Copy.)

♪ Thank God the end of 2020's here! ♪

♪

♪ This year went slow. ♪

♪ But it also kinda went fast! ♪

♪ When you asked "Are you still watching?", ♪

♪ well the answer's always "yes!" ♪

♪ I watched a queen take pills and pawns. ♪

♪ I saw a doggy drink merlot. ♪

♪ And Sex Ed taught me to love myself, ♪

♪ even when I'm all alone! ♪

♪ Yes, I scrolled it all. ♪

♪ And I watched it all. ♪

♪ I watched all of unsolved mysteries, ♪

♪ hope Enola gets them solved! ♪

♪ I watched Emily slaughter French. ♪

♪ I watched Lucifer rule the Earth. ♪

♪ Though I couldn't help but wonder, ♪

♪ why he did it with no shirt! ♪

♪ Wait, I guess there was no Stranger Things this year... ♪

♪ Well that's ok it's been a plenty strange year. ♪

♪ I caught feelings for an octopus. ♪

♪ I trained with Cobra Kai. ♪

♪ Got wife tips from my matchmaker. ♪

♪ Fell in love with Princess Di'. ♪

♪ In Number Five's time paradox, ♪

♪ I made new BFF's On My Block ♪

♪ I was Never-Have-I-Ever's awkward teen ♪

♪ Stuck in Bly Manor quarantiiiine! ♪

♪ And I heard Carole Baskin fed her husband to the tigers! ♪

(Yeah, I mean "allegedly".)

♪ Every movie, every stand up. ♪

♪ Every doc and every show. ♪

♪ This year has been a clusterFUCK. AND. SO. ♪

♪ We watched it all! ♪

♪ We watched it all! ♪

♪ What we love-watched. ♪

♪ What we hate-watched. ♪

♪ Doesn't matter, watched it all! ♪

♪ We've done everything we can ♪

♪ to keep our minds off all the madness. ♪

♪ Watching other people's stories ♪

♪ helps us deal with all the badness. ♪

♪ But I think that's enough Netflix for this year! ♪

♪ Thank God the end of 2020... ... is heeeeeeeere!!!!! ♪

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