>> MUMBAI: Here I am in this tiny village, What to do, oh where to go? Here I am with

these smiling people, waking up to say.

>> TRUCKER: Eh!

>> STYLISH GIRL: Eh!

>> ASIAN WOMAN: Eh!

>> HEARTY MAN: Eh!

>> CAB DRIVER: Eh!

>> MUMBAI: Look, there's that tower standing tall like always, Drake films his songs there

I can tell. It's clear that from the pace, here it's not about a race in this tiny Toronto

town

>> LGBT GUY: Morning, Mumbai!

>> MUMBAI: Good Morning Stranger!

>> LGBT GUY: Where you off to?

>> MUMBAI: Dundas Square? This book says it's like Times Square, but smaller and with less

things to do ...

>> LGBT GUY: That's nice. Boy, put your toque on! It's still cold out!

>> HOCKEY PLAYERS: Look there she goes walking past the famed Elgin. Rare and exotic, can't

you tell?

>> HOCKEY PLAYER 1: Little does she know the game.

>> CRAZY GUY: That everyone's insane.

>> GROUP: Soon she'll be under the Toronto spell.

>> COLLEGE KID 1: Bonjour!

>> COLLEGE KID 2: Good day!

>> COLLEGE KID 1: How is your Timmies?

>> HOMELESS GUY: Bonjour!

>> WOMAN: Good day!

>> HOMELESS GUY: Please pass the knife.

>> KID: I miss the snow!

>> ESKIMO: My igloo's melting!

>> MUMBAI: There must be more to this Canadian life.

>> OLD MAN: Ah! Mumbai!

>> MUMBAI: Morning. How does everyone know my name here?

>> OLD MAN: Can I tell you more aboot Toronto?

>> MUMBAI: What did you say? Are you speaking English?

>> OLD MAN: Of course not!

>> MUMBAI: Okay. Can you point me downtown?

>> OLD MAN: You're in it.

>> MUMBAI: Really? That's amazing! I wanna see the CNE, and the Maple Leafs, and try

some poutine!

>> OLD MAN: Toronto's the place for you, then.

>> MUMBAI: It's ToronTO

>> OLD MAN: Toron-o

>> MUMBAI: I'm not gonna argue, off I go! Thanks!

>> GUY IN SUIT: Look there she goes that girl is so gullible. She'll be an easy one to sell.

>> WOMAN IN SUIT: With some maple syrup soup.

>> GUY IN SUIT: And a mac n' cheese cookbook.

>> GROUP: We'll put Mumbai under the Toronto spell.

>> MUMBAI: Oh! Isn't this amazing? I thought all you had was Bieber and Drizzy. Here it

says Jim Carrey, Celine, Buble, and ... Ryan Gosling?! I can't believe you took him too!

>> BOLLYWOOD DANCERS: Now it's no wonder that her name's a city, her look's widespread like

caramel

>> JOCKS: But behind those bouncing boobs, is a tiny, lil' old fool. Soon she'll join

the rest of us,

>> GROUP: She'll be just like the rest of us. Soon she'll be under the Toronto spell.

>> LOU: Wow! You didn't miss that smack, Trey! You're the greatest butt smacker in

the whole world.

>> TREY: I know.

>> LOU: No dude alive stands a chance against you. And no chick for that matter.

>> TREY: It's true Lou. And I've got my sights set on that one.

>> LOU: The spiritual guru's daughter?!

>> TREY: She's the one! The lucky girl I'm going to date and break up with!

>> LOU: But why...

>> TREY: Because such a perfect girl can't be perfect forever. Makes me look bad. And

do I want to look bad?

>> LOU: Well you do, I mean no, I mean...

>> TREY: Right from the moment when I met her, Youtubed her, I said she's gorgeous and

I fell...But in this world there can only be, one as perfect as me. So I'm planning

to woo and make her life hell.

>> GROUPIES: Look there he goes, isn't he pretty? They call him Trey, oh he's so cute!

I'd let him take advantage of me. There's few things this Canuck won't let him do!

[Crowd Banter]

>> MUMBAI: There must be more than this Canadian life!

>> TREY: Just watch, I'm gonna ruin Mumbai's life!

>> GROUP: Look there she goes that girl is strange but special, a most peculiar madmoiselle!

>> GIRLS: It's a pity and a sin

>> BOYS: Soon she'll be done in

>> GROUP: 'Cause she'll just be like the rest of us. Canadian like the rest of us. She'll

be just like the rest of us ... under the Toronto spell!