Name: Biden’s Approval Rating Is Higher Than Trump’s Ever Was | The Tonight Show
Uploaded: 2021-01-28T18:37:02.000Z
Duration: 5 min 31 s
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-Thank you very much. Welcome to "The Tonight Show," everybody.

Thank you for being here. [ Cheers and applause ]

Yep, Biden's already been in office for a week.

Time sure does fly when you're not doom-scrolling

through Twitter till 4:00 a.m. [ Laughter ]

In one week, we've gone from insurrection

You know, it's been a ride. [ Laughter and applause ]

even though Biden has only been on the job for seven full days,

his initial approval rating is higher than Trump's ever was.

Trump's approval rating was hovering around

the temperature that you have to store the Pfizer vaccine.

But if you ask militia members on the no-fly list,

Well, Rudy Giuliani is back in the headlines again

YouTube just confirmed that they're suspended --

they have suspended Rudy from making money

Let's take a look at what he's doing over there.

-If you want a good cigar, go to a good cigar shop.

-If you want the best, go to Famous Smoke Shop.

American Hartford Gold is the company you can trust

Order Omega XL now and get a second bottle free.

because they connect my Bluetooth seamlessly

...all these headphone wires. [ Laughter ]

who's buying earbuds 'cause Rudy Giuliani recommends them?

[ Laughter and applause ] -That was real?

Apparently, Rudy's so desperate for cash,

he's gonna let Exxon start drilling his head for oil.

Oh, some business news -- this is a good one here --

today, Kraft Heinz announced its new pink, candy-flavored

[ Italian accent ] Just like Mama used to make.

[ Normal voice ] Even the Olive Garden looked at that

-I'm 99% sure that's what custodians throw on the floor

Can we just see it one qu-- I just got to look at it again.

-They even have a good name for it -- Pepto-Bis-Mac.

But this is funny -- so, later this year,

I never thought I'd have to lick C-3PO to pay my cable bill,

When he saw the news, Jimmy Carter was like,

"I've never been on a stamp, but by all means,

for its 130-foot-high Jersey Devil Coaster.

it'll be the world's tallest, fastest, and longest

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Biden’s Approval Rating Is Higher Than Trump’s Ever Was | The Tonight Show

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