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>> Stephen: WELL, HEY THERE, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK.
>> スティーブンやあ、こんにちは、皆さんおかえりなさい。
FOLKS, THERE ARE A LOT OF URGENT CONCERNS FACING AMERICANS RIGHT
FOLKS, THERE ARE A LOT OF URGENT CONCERNS FACING AMERICANS RIGHT
NOW.
今すぐに
WILL THE PANDEMIC EVER END?
WILL THE PANDEMIC EVER END?
WHEN WILL WE GET THE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE?
WHEN WILL WE GET THE CORONAVIRUS VACCINE?
ONCE "THE CROWN" CATCHES UP TO REALITY, WILL MEGHAN MARKLE PLAY
ONCE "THE CROWN" CATCHES UP TO REALITY, WILL MEGHAN MARKLE PLAY
HERSELF?
"HERSELF "かな?
I MEAN, SHE'S AN ACTRESS, BUT THEN DO ALL THE ROYALS PLAY
つまり、彼女は女優なんだけど、でも王族はみんな演じるんだよね
THEMSELVES?
自分自身?
I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO PRINCE ANDREW'S TAKE ON PRINCE
私はアンドリュー王子の王子への 挑戦を期待していません
ANDREW.
アンドリュー.
THE PROBLEM WITH SO MANY BIG PROBLEMS IS THAT THERE ARE
THE PROBLEM WITH SO MANY BIG PROBLEMS IS THAT THERE ARE
SMALLER PROBLEMS THAT ARE STILL BIG PROBLEMS, BUT WE MIGHT MISS
小さな問題は今でも大きな問題ですが、私たちは見逃してしまうかもしれません。
THEM BECAUSE OF THE EVEN LARGER PROBLEMS, WHICH IS A BIG
さらなる大きな問題を抱えているために、彼らには大きな問題がある。
PROBLEM.
問題。
WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEW UNFORTUNATE SEGMENT: "UH-OH!"
WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEW UNFORTUNATE SEGMENT: "UH-OH!"
TONIGHT'S UH-OH: WHILE YOU'RE WORRYING ABOUT THE PLANET-WIDE
TONIGHT'S UH-OH: WHILE YOU'RE WORRYING ABOUT THE PLANET-WIDE
COVID CRISIS, DON'T FORGET TO WORRY ABOUT A POSSIBLE DRINKING
COVID CRISIS, DON'T FORGET FORGET TO WORRY ABOUT A POSSIBLE DRINKINGING.
WATER CRISIS, BECAUSE IT WAS RECENTLY ANNOUNCED THAT
WATER CRISIS, BECAUSE IT WAS RECENTLY ANNOUNCED THAT
INVESTORS CAN NOW TRADE WATER FUTURES.
投資家は水の未来を取引できるようになりました。
UH-OH.
UH-OH.
I DON'T TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THAT SENTENCE, BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A
私はその文面を完全に理解していませんが、しかし、それはまるで
HEADLINE IN A NEWSREEL AT THE BEGINNING OF "MAD MAX" BEFORE
MAD MAX』冒頭のニュースリールのヘッドラインを前に
YOU SMASH CUT TO ONE-ARMED CHARLIZE THERON DRIVING A TRUCK
トラックを運転している一人の武装したチャライズセロンにスマッシュカット。
FULL OF WARRIOR-CONCUBINES THROUGH THE DESERT.
砂漠の中を通る戦士の宿舎の完全な。
HERE'S WHAT'S HAPPENING: RECENTLY, FUTURES TIED TO THE
HERE'S WHAT'S HAPPENING: RECENTLY, FUTURES TIED TO THE
CALIFORNIA WATER INDEX BEGAN TRADING ON THE CHICAGO
CALIFORNIA WATER INDEX BEGAN TRADING ON THE CHICAGO
MERCANTILE EXCHANGE.
MERCANTILE EXCHANGE.
MEANING THAT, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, WATER WILL BE A COMMODITY,
MEANING THAT, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, WATER WILL BE A COMMODITY,
LIKE GOLD OR OIL.
金や油のように。
UH-OH!
うわああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN.
THAT'S NOT A GOOD SIGN.
THOSE ARE TWO THINGS THAT WE FAMOUSLY HAVE A FINITE AMOUNT
THOSE ARE TWO THINGS THAT WE FAMOUSLY HAVE A FINITE AMOUNT
OF.
OF.
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE VALUABLE.
それが価値がある理由だ
THERE'S A REASON WEDDING RINGS ARE MADE OF GOLD AND NOT BOTTLES
THERE'S A REASON WEDDING RINGS ARE MADE OF GOLD AND NOT BOTTLES
OF POLAND SPRING.
ポランドの春。
OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS!
オーマイゴッド、YOU GUYS!
HE WENT TO 7-ELEVEN!
7-ELEVENに行ったんだ!
THIS SOUNDS TROUBLING, BECAUSE THE BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
これは困ったことに聞こえる、なぜなら間の大きな違いがあるからだ。
WATER AND... COMMODITIES IS THAT WE NEED WATER TO SURVIVE.
水と...コモディティは、我々が生き延びるためには水が必要だということです。
WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR NEW UH-OH SUBSEGMENT: "YIKES!"
私たちの新しいサブセグメントに私たちをもたらします。"イケス!"
NOW THAT WATER IS A COMMODITY AND CAN BE TRADED ON THE FUTURES
NOW THAT WATER IS A COMMODITY AND CAN BE TRADED ON THE FUTURES
MARKET, IT COULD INVITE SPECULATION FROM FINANCIAL
MARKET, IT COULD INVITE SPECULATION FROM FINANCIAL
PLAYERS, INCLUDING HEDGE FUNDS.
プレイヤー、ヘッジファンドを含む。
YIKES!
イケス!
"HEDGE FUND SPECULATION" IS NEVER A GOOD THING.
"HEDGE FUND SPECULATION "は決して良いことではありません。
JUST ASK ANYONE WHO HAD A SUBPRIME MORTGAGE IN THE EARLY
誰が初期にサブプライムモーゲージを持っていた人に聞いてみてください。
2000'S.
2000'S.
THEIR HOME LOAN IS CURRENTLY UNDER WATER, WHICH THEY'RE GOING
家のローンは現在水没していますが、その水没を免れません。
TO WANT TO START HOARDING 'CAUSE IT'S A HOT NEW COMMODITY!
今話題の新しいコモディティだからHOARDINGを始めたい!
THESE WATER FUTURES FOCUS SPECIFICALLY ON CALIFORNIA,
これらの水の未来は、特にカリフォルニア州に焦点を当てています。
WHICH BRINGS US TO OUR UH-OH YIKES SUB-SUBSEGMENT: "GULP!"
それが私たちを私たちの うわああイケイケスのサブサブセグメントに連れて行く。"GULP!"
A LOOK HOW MANY BONES I HAVE.
どれだけの骨があるか見てみましょう。
CAN I SEE THAT AGAIN, JIM?
もう一回見てもいいか、ジム?
LOOK AT THAT!
見ろよ!
THAT'S "THE LATE SHOW" PROMISE, UNLIMITED BONES!
THAT'S "THE LATE SHOW" PROMISE, UNLIMITED BONES!
THIS IMPACTS THE WHOLE NATION BECAUSE CALIFORNIA HAS A HUGE
これは、カリフォルニア州が大規模な被害を受けているため、全国民に影響を与えます。
AGRICULTURAL SECTOR, AND RECENTLY HAS MOVED TO POPULAR
農業部門、最近では一般的に移動しています。
HIGH-VALUE PERMANENT CROPS LIKE ALMONDS AND PISTACHIOS, WHICH
アルモンドやピスタチオのような価値の高い永続性のある作物。
REQUIRE A LOT OF WATER FOR UPKEEP.
維持のための多くの水を要求します。
AND I HAWKED PISTACHIOS!
AND I HAWKED PISTACHIOS!
AM I PART OF THE PROBLEM?
私は問題の一部なのか?
I'M SORRY!
ごめんね!
NOT FOR PROMOTING PISTACHIOS, THEY'RE A DELICIOUS SOURCE OF
ピスタチオの宣伝用ではありません。
PROTEIN, BUT FOR GIVING YOU THE NIGHTMARE FUEL THAT IS MY HEAD
PROTEIN, BUT FOR GIVING YOU THE NIGHTMARE FUEL THAT IS MY HEAD
AS A NUT.
THE NUT.
BUT THE BIGGER ISSUE IS THAT CALIFORNIA HAS JUST HAD SEVERAL
しかし、もっと大きな問題は、カリフォルニア州では、これまでに何度も起きていることです。
YEARS IN A ROW OF HISTORIC WILDFIRES AND IS EMERGING FROM
年連続で歴史的な火事が発生していて、そこから発生しています。
AN EIGHT-YEAR DROUGHT.
AN EIGHT-YEAR DROUGHT.
GULP!
ガルプ!
SO, WALL STREET IS NOW BETTING ON A RESOURCE THAT CALIFORNIA
それで、ウォール街は今、カリフォルニア州の資源に賭けています。
DESPERATELY NEEDS TO SURVIVE AND CURRENTLY HAS A SHORTAGE OF.
必死に生き延びる必要があり、現在は不足しています。
THAT'S LIKE A LIFEGUARD GOING, "THE BAD NEWS IS YOUR HUSBAND IS
THAT'S LIKE A LIFEGUARD GOING, "THE BAD NEWS IS YOUR HUSBAND IS
DROWNING!
DROWNING!
THE GOOD NEWS IS, IN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES, THE VALUE OF MY
THE GOOD NEWS IS, IN THE NEXT TWO MINUTES, THE VALUE OF MY
LIFE PRESERVER FRANCHISE IS GOING TO SKYROCKET!
ライフ・プレザーバー・フランチャイズがスカイロックに!
WANT TO GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR?"
"一階に入りたいですか?"
NOW, WE DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN WITH
何が起きているのかは まだ分からない
TRADING WATER ON WALL STREET, BY WHICH I MEAN WE KNOW EXACTLY
ウォールストリートでの水の取引、つまり私たちは正確に知っているということです。
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
何が起きようとしているのか
ACCORDING TO A CLIMATE JUSTICE EXPERT, "AS CLEAN, USEABLE WATER
気候正義の専門家によれば、「清潔で使用可能な水」とのことです。
IS BECOMING SCARCER, THE INCENTIVES IN CAPITALISM WORK TO
資本主義のインセンティブは、より鮮明になってきています。
COMMODIFY IT, AND WORK TO ENSURE THAT THE SCARCITY IS AN
それを改造して、安全性を確保するために働く。
OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE MONEY."
"お金儲けのチャンス"
ADDING, "IT'S THE WAY IN WHICH CAPITALISM MAKES PROFITS FROM
資本主義が利益を生み出す方法」を追加しました。
HUMAN MISERY."
"HUMAN MISERY"
OF COURSE, COMMODITIES TRADERS NEVER GO ALL IN ON HUMAN MISERY.
もちろん、商品取引業者が人間の不祥事に突っ込むことはありません。
THEY DIVERSIFY INTO GENERATIONAL SUFFERING, DESPAIR, ENNUI AND
彼らは、国民的な苦難、絶望、エンヌイとに分かれています。
OF COURSE, BITCOIN.
もちろん、ビットコインです。
IN OTHER WORDS: UH-OH.
他の言葉で言うと:うわぁー。
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SERENA WILLIAMS.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SERENA WILLIAMS.
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