CALIFORNIA, THIS NOT THE DEAL I MADE WHEN I MOVED HERE.

カリフォルニア州、ここに引っ越してきた時にした取引とは違う。

IT SNOWED IN MALIBU OVER THE WEEKEND.

週末にマリブで雪が降りました。

PEOPLE WERE LIKE FROZEN SOLID IN THEIR YOGA POSES.

人々はヨガのポーズの中で凍った固体のようになっていました。

SNOW IN MALIBU.

MALIBUに雪が降る。

I LIKE IT, IT SOUNDS LIKE A MILEY CYRUS RECORD.

I LIKE IT, IT SOUNDS LIKE A MILEY CYRUS RECORD.

ONE WOMAN IN MALIBU, DID YOU SEE ONE WOMAN IN MALIBU EVEN WENT

マリブの一人の女性、あなたはマリブの一人の女性が行ったのを見ましたか？

SLEDDING.

スレディング。

WHERE DO YOU-- WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET A SLED IN MALIBU?

WHERE DO YOU-- WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET A SLED IN MALIBU?

DO YOU BUY ONE AND THEN JUST HOLD ON TO IT AND USE IT ONCE

1つを購入して、それにしがみついて一度だけ使用するのか

EVERY 20 YEARS.

EVERY 20 YEARS.

LIKE YOU ARE LAUGHING NOW BUT YOU'LL SEE.

LIKE YOU ARE LAUGHING NOW BUT YOU'LL SEE.

DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES, OR JUST TALK ABOUT

ヘッドラインを見てみたい方、あるいは話をしてみたい方

THE SNOW, HEADLINES?

THE SNOW, HEADLINES?

ABSOLUTE TRIUMPH.

ABSOLUTE TRIUMPH.

>> BUT THEY FOG UP ALL THE TIME.

>> BUT THEY FOG UP ALL THE TIME.

>> James: THEY FOG UP, ARE THEY REAL OR JUST FOR LIKE

>> ジェームズ曇るのは本物なのか、それともただの似たようなものなのか。

GUILLERMO.

ギレルモ

>> PURELY FOR WORKS.

>> ｐｕｒｅｌｌｙ ｆｏｒ ｗｏｒｋｓ．

>> James: WELL, IT IS WORKING, I TELL THAT YOU.

>> ジェームズうまくいってるよ、君が言ってるんだ

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> James: REG, IF YOU GOT SOMETHING UNDER YOUR EYE, NEW

>> ジェームスREG 目の下に何かあるなら新しい

GLASSES?

グラス？

>> WHAT I HAVE GOT IS SOME NICE, THEY'RE NANO TECH EYE PATCHES

>> 私が持っているのは、いくつかの素敵な、それはナノテックアイパッチです。

THAT ARE ABLE TO KIND OF BLEND WITH MY SKIN, SUPPOSED TO GIVE

THAT ARE ABLE TO KIND OF BLEND WITH MY SKIN, SUPPOSED TO GIVE

YOU A BOOST.

You A BOOST.

>> James: OKAY, GET IT IS THE IDEA NOT TO USE THEM AND THEN

>>ジェームスOKAY、それはそれらを使用しないようにアイデアを取得し、その後です。

TAKE THEM OFF WHEN THE SHOW STARTS.

TAKE THEM OFF WHEN THE SHOW STARTS.

>> OFTENTIMES BUT THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE NOT EVEN ON ANY MORE SO

>> OFTENTIMES BUT THEY FEEL LIKE THEY'RE NOT EVEN ON ANY MORE SO

I WILL FORGET.

忘れるわ

(LAUGHTER) SOMETIMES.

(LAUGHTER) SOMETIMES.

>> James: I DO THOSES EVERY NIGHT, I PUT SOME OF THOSE ON, I

>> ジェームズ毎晩それをやっています、そのうちのいくつかをつけています、私は。

DO ZEN AND I DO, HAVE YOU SEEN THE INFRARED MASKS, I DO THAT.

ゼンと私はそうする 閃光マスクを見たことがあるか？

>> WHOA, THAT'S COOL.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> James: YEAH, BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY 63.

>> ジェームズ私は実際に63歳だからね。

SO NO ONE KNOWS.

SO NO ONE KNOWS.

63.

63.

BECAUSE I'M HOPING, I'M HOPEFUL THAT THIS IS THE YEAR I LOSE

私は願っているから これが私が失う年になることを願っている

SOME WEIGHT.

多少の重量がある

AND MY WORRY IS IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME, I WILL LOSE WEIGHT

私の悩みは、それが私に起きようとしていた、私は体重を失うだろうということです。

AND SUDDENLY I WILL LOOK 46.

そして、私は46歳になります。

YOU KNOW, I CAN GET AWAY, NO ONE KNOWS, I COULD BE 36, YOU DON'T

あなたは知っている 私は逃げられる 誰も知らない 私は36歳の可能性がある あなたは知らない

KNOW.

KNOW.

>> BABYFACE.

>> BABYFACE.

>> James: EXACTLY BUT WHEN THE FAT GOES, I'M LIKE--'S AGE.

>> ジェームズ全くその通りだが、脂肪がなくなると、僕はまるで...

HE LOST ALL THAT WEIGHT BUT UNHERE HE'S LIKE MITCH

体重は減ったが、どこかではミッチのようになっている。

McCONNELL.

マコーネル

DID YOU SEE THIS, THE COMPANY THAT MAKES DOMINION VOTING

DID YOU SEE THIS, THE COMPANY THAT MAKES DOMINION VOTING

MACHINES IS SUING RUDY GIULIANI OVER ALL OF THE FALSE ELECTION

MACHINESは偽装選挙の全てをめぐってルディ・ジュリアーニを訴えています。

CLAIMS THAT HE MADE.

彼が作ったと主張している

AND THEY'RE ASKING FOR $1.3 BILLION.

13億ドルを要求しています

YEAH.

ああ

AND IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

良くないわ

THE LAWYER DEFENDING RUDY GIULIANI IS RUDY GIULIANI.

ルーディ・ジュリアーニを弁護する弁護士は ルーディ・ジュリアーニだ

RUDY'S LIES ON BEHALF OF DONALD TRUMP COULD COST HIM MORE THAN A

RUDY'S LIES ONHABHALF OF DONALD TRUMP COULD COST HIM THAN THAN

BILLION DOLLARS.

BILLION DOLLARS.

BUT HEY, AT LEAST HE'LL ALWAYS HAVE HIG DIGNITY.

でもね、でもね、少なくとも彼には常に高い尊厳があるんだよ。

1.3-- YOU KNOW WHAT RUDY GIULIANI COULD HAVE BOUGHT WITH

1.3-- YOU KNOW WHAT RUDY GIULIANI COULD HAVE BOUGHT WITH

1.3 BILLION DOLLARS?

1.3 BILLION DOLLARS?

>> WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS!

>> WOW, ALL THE NETWORKS!

>> James: PROBABLY TIME TO GET RID OF THAT BUTTON NOW, ISN'T

>>ジェームス今はそのボタンを捨てる時なんじゃないかな？

IT, I IMAGINE.

IT、私は想像する。

IT WAS AN OBSCURE REFERENCE EVEN BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

IT WAS AN OBSCURE REFERENCE EVEN BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

I THINK WE NEED TO UPDATE, WHAT SHOULD WE REPLACE THAT BUTTON

I THINK WE NEED TO UPDATE, WHAT SHOULD WE REPLACE THAT BUTTON

WITH, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

WITH, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

WHAT SHOULD WE PUT IN THERE.

WHAT SHOULD WE PUT IN THERE.

WE HAVE LARGE, WHICH IS THIS.

WE HAVE LARGE, WHICH IS THIS.

(APPLAUSE) I THINK THAT IS A KEEPER, WE

（拍手）私はそれがキーパーであると思う、私たち。

KEEP THAT THROUGHOUT.

それを貫いてくれ

THEN WE'VE GOT THIS.

これを手に入れた

OOOOHHH.

ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

THAT IS ONE OF OUR MANY POLITICAL TAKEOUTS.

それは、私たちの政治的なテイクアウトの一つです。

REVERBERATE ACROSS D.C..

D.C.を横断するリバーベレート。

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

意味が分かるだろ

AND WE DO.

私たちはそうします。

WHEN WE LAY OUT A ZINGER YOU CAN FEEL IT.

WHEN WE LAY OUT A ZINGER YOU CAN FEEL IT.

AND THEN IT'S TWO IN THE MIDDLE.

AND THEN IT'S TWO IN THE MIDDLE.

BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL THE NETWORKS AND WE'VE ALSO STILL GO.

BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL THE NETWORKS AND WE'VE ALSO STILL GO.

>> DA VINCI?

>> ダ・ヴィンチ？

WHICH AGAIN, YOU CAN KEEP T I THINK IT'S DEAD NOW, I THINK

もう死んでしまったと思っています。

IT'S TOASES.

トーストだ

I THINK IT'S TOAST.

I THINK IT'S TOAST.

>> DA VINCI OR ALL THE NETWORKS.

>> DA VINCI OR ALL THE NETWORKS.

>> James: BOTH, I THINK WE ARE LOOKING AT TWO REPLACEMENTS.

>> ジェームズ二人とも、私たちは二人の代役を探していると思う。

>> WHAT ABOUT KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE.

>> キンバリー・ギルフォイルはどうだ？

>> James: NOW THEY HAVE DONE, THEY ARE TOAST, THEY ARE PEOPLE,

>> ジェームズ今や彼らは終わりました、彼らはトーストされています、彼らは人々です。

LET'S MOVE ON.

行くぞ

>> I HEAR YOU.

>> 承知しています。

>> James: WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT.

>> ジェームズ他に何がある？

(HORSE NEYING).

HORSE NEYING）。

>> THAT'S USEFUL.

>> それは有用だ。

>> James: WHY HAVE YOU GOT THIS?

>> ジェームズなぜこれを持っているの？

WHY DO YOU-- -- WHY HAVE YOU GOT THOSE SOUNDS?

WHY DO YOU-- -- WHY HAVE YOU GOT THOSE SOUNDS?

YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL DRUMMER.

YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL DRUMMER.

WITHIN I JUST HAVE A FEW TRICKS UP MY SLEEVE.

WITHIN I JUST HAVE A FEW TRICKS UP MY SLEEVE.

>> James: SURE, I LIKE THAT.

>> ジェームズ確かに、私はそれが好きです。

YOU KEEP YOUR TRICKS AND DON'T COME CLOSE TO MY TRICKS.

トリックを維持して、私のトリックに近づくな。

WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

私たちはそれを解決します。

STEVE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

STEVE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)。

>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT, GO TO BED, GO TO BED.

>> ジェイムズ: 知ってるだろ、寝ろよ、寝ろよ、寝ろよ。

HONESTLY, YOU WON'T FIND ANY OTHER-- DO YOURSELF A FAVOR,

HONESTLY, YOU WON'T FIND ANY OTHER-- DO YOURSELF A FAVOR,

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

PLEASE, IT'S THE GREATEST GIFT YOU CAN GIVE YOURSELF.

お願い、それはあなたが自分自身に与えることができる最高の贈り物です。

UNLESS YOU JUST [BLEEP] LOVE HOLDING SO MUCH, GIVE YOURSELF A

UNLESS YOU JUST [BLEEP] LOVE HOLDING SO MUCH, GIVE YOURSELF A

BREAK, TRY AND GET A SOLID SEVEN OR EIGHT HOURS, YOU KNOW, THAT'S

BREAK, TRY AND GET A SOLID SEVEN OR EIGHT HOURS, YOU KNOW, THAT'S

THE LEVEL.

レベル

JUST LET YOURSELF, JUST THINK TAKE A MEL TONEI-- MELATONIN, DO

ただ自分の心に身を任せて、ただ考えて、メラトニン、メラトニン、メラトニン、メラトニン、メラトニン、メラトニン、メラトニン、メラトニン、メラトニン、メラトニン、メラトニン、メラトニン

WHATEVER YOU HAVE GOT TO DO.

WHATEVER YOU HAVE GOT TO DO.

THIS IS A WASTE OF YOUR TIME.

時間の無駄だ

(LAUGHTER) OKAY.

(LAUGHTER) OKAY.

NOW THIS EVENING HOUSE MANAGERS CARRIED THE ARTICLES OF

今晩のハウス管理人は、記事を運びました。

IMPEACHMENT AGAINST DONALD TRUMP OVER TO THE SENATE FOR TRIAL.

インピーチメント・アゲインスト・ドナルド・トルンプ裁判は 上院で行われます

HERE THEY ARE HERE.

HERE THEY ARE HERE.

LOOK AT THAT.

見ろよ

WHO KNEW THAT A PHOTO OF SOMETHING SO EXCITING COULD BE

こんなにワクワクするものの写真が撮れるなんて

SO BORING?

退屈？

I KNOW THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A HUGE DEAL AND THERE IS A LOT OF

これは絶対に大きな取引であり、多くのことがあることを知っています。

TRADITION AND CEREMONY BUT I SAW THE PHOTO AND I HON-- HONESTLY

伝統と儀式 でも私は写真を見て正直に...

CAN'T THEY JUST X OVER A-- CONVICTION IN THE SENATE IS

上院での有罪判決を 覆すことはできません

STARTING TO LOOK UNLIKE, MORE AND MORE REPUBLICAN SENATORS

STARTING TO LOOK UNLIKE, MORE AND MORE REPUBLICAN SENATORS

SEEM TO BE RALLYING AROUND THE DEFENSE THAT CONVICTION IS

SEEM TO BE RALLYING AROUND THE DEFENSE THAT CONVICTION IS

UNDUB-- UNNECESSARY BECAUSE TRUMP IS ALREADY OUT OF OFFICE.

必要ないわ トランプは既に任期を終えているから

I MEAN SURE, HIS SUPPORTERS WERE LOOKING FOR SOME OF YOU WITH

I MEAN SURE, HIS SUPPORTERS WERE LOOKING FOR SOME OF YOU WITH

TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS BUT COME ON, THAT WAS LIKE THREE WEEKS

TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS BUT COME ON, THAT WAS LIKE THREE WEEKS

AGO.

AGO.

REPUBLICANS SAY THE REASON WHY THERE HAVE BEEN NINE NIGHTMARE

REPUBLICANS SAY THE REASON WHY THERE HAVE BEEN NINE NIGHTMARE

O ELM STREET MOVIES.

O ELM STREET MOVIES.

SO HE IS GONE NOW, THAT WAS AGES AGO, LET'S GET BACK TO THE

彼はもういない 何年も前のことだ 戻ろう

SLUMBER PARTY, SHALL WE?

SLUMBER PARTY, SHALL WE?

(LAUGHTER) I LOVE THEM GOING NO, NO, HE'S

(笑) I LOVE THEM GOING NO, NO, HE'S

NOT IN OFFICE ANY MORE, SO WE DON'T NEED TO CON VUCT HIM.

これ以上、オフィスにいないから、彼を説得する必要はない。

LIKE SOMEONE BURNING DOWN YOUR HOUSE, WE SHOULD FIND THE PERSON

LIKE SOMEONE BURNING DOWN YOUR HOUSE, WE SHOULD FIND THE PERSON

WHO DID THIS, THE HOUSE IS GONE NEW, LET IT GO.

誰がやったのか、家は新しくなった、行くぞ。

LET'S FOCUS, LET'S FOCUS ON BUILDING A NEW HOUSE.

集中しよう、集中しよう、新しい家を建てることに集中しよう。

OF COURSE YOU OUR U.K. VIEWER NOSE TONIGHT IS BURNS NIGHT, THE

OF COURSE YOU OUR U.K. VIEWER NOSE TONIGHT IS BURNS NIGHT, THE

SCOTTISH SELL BRITISH OF ROBERT BURNS POET, IN HONOR THIS IS

スコットランドの詩人ロバート・バーンズの英国人を販売しています。

TRUE A PACKET OF HAGGIS WAS LAUNCHED INTO SPACE.

真のハギスの包みが 宇宙に打ち上げられた

DON'T BELIEVE ME, HAVE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF.

信じないで、自分で探してみて。

LOOK AT THAT.

見ろよ

I'M NOT SURE I FOLLOW THE THINKING HERE.

I'M NOT SURE I FOLLOW THE THINKING HERE.

HOW SHOULD WE CELEBRATE THE LIFE OF A BELOVED 18th CENTURY

愛された18世紀の人生をどのように祝うべきか？

POET.

poet.

SPACE HAGGIS?

スペースハギス？

TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH.

TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH.

LET'S DO IT.

LET'S DO IT.

IMAGINE BEING IN A SCOTTISH MISSION CONTROL, OKAY, WE'RE

スコットランドのミッション・コントロールの中にいると想像してください。

READY TO LAUNCH.

起動準備ができました。

RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

TEN, NINE, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, YOU FAT BASTAR.

10、9、そんな目で俺を見るなよ、デブ野郎

>> EIGHT, SEVEN.

>> 8、セブンです。

>> I WILL FINISH THIS WITH FIST, IL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW SIX, FIVE,

>> I WILL FINISH THIS WITH FIST, IL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW SIX, FIVE,

[BLEEP] LET'S GO.

行くぞ

(LAUGHTER) DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS, A TRUCK

(笑) 誰もがこれを見たのか、トラック。

IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS, CARRYING MILLIONS OF HONEYBEES FLIPPED

テキサス州サンアントニオでは、数百万匹のミツバチを運んでいました。

OVER ON THE INTERSTATE CAUSING LENGTHY DELAYS.

高速道路でオーバーして 長時間の遅延を引き起こしています

THE HUGE STORY AROUND SAN ANTONIO.

サンアントニオにまつわる大きな物語

THE WHOLE TOWN WAS BUZZING.

THE WHOLE TOWN WAS BUZZING.

YOU GLAD YOU STAYED UP NOW, AREN'T YOU.

YOU GLAD YOU STAYED UP NOW, AREN'T YOU.

(LAUGHTER) HOW DID YOU GET A MILLION BEES

(LAUGHTER) HOW DID YOU GET A MILLION BEES

IN A TRUCK.

トラックに乗って

NOT A QUICK QUESTION, THIS IS A GENUINE QUESTION.

NOT A QUICK QUESTION, THIS IS A GENUINE QUESTION.

>> Reggie: YOU JUST HAVE TO OFFER SOMETHING THAT IS

>> レジー：それを提供しなければなりません。

INTERESTING FOR THEM TO GO ON A TRIP.

INTERESTING FOR THEM TO GO ON A TRIP.

>> James: OH, YOU-- REALLY.

>> ジェームスああ、君は...

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: I COULD SEE YOU AS A BEEKEEPER.

>> ジェームズ養蜂家のように見えるよ

>> I LIKE THE FASHION, YEAH, I WOULD LIKE THE FASHION, I DON'T

>> I LIKE THE FASHION, YEAH, I WOULD LIKE THE FASHION, I DON'T

KNOW-- YEAH, I LIKE THE FASHION.

KNOW-- YEAH, I LIKE THE FASHION.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN STUNNING BY A BEE.

I HAVE NEVER BEEN STUNNING BY A BEE.

>> James: YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN STUNNING BY A BEE.

>> ジェームズ君はハチに驚かされたことがない

>> KNOCK ON WOOD.

>> 木の上でノック。

>> James: ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO IT ON THE SHOW BECAUSE WE

>> ジェームズショーでやる準備はできていますか？

DON'T HAVE AN ACT 2 ON WEDNESDAY.

水曜には第２幕はないぞ

>> Reggie: LET MAY THINK ABOUT THAT.

>> レジー：それについて考えてみましょう。

>> James: BRING IN THE BEES.

>> ジェームズ蜂を連れて来い

IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT IF I AM EVER DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD

道を走っていても、そんなことは思いもよらなかった

THAT I MIGHT BE DRIVING NEXT TO A TRUCK FULL OF BEES.

THAT I MIGHT BE DRIVING NEXT TO A TRUCK FULL OF BEES.

>> Reggie: CRAZY.

>> レジー: CRAZY.

>> James: IT MAKES THE WORLD A TEENY BIT MORE MAGICAL, DOESN'T

>> ジェームスそれは世界を少しだけ魔法のようにします。

IT?

ＩＴ？

I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRIVING THINKING OH LOOK, A TRUCK.

私は運転したことがないわ 見て、トラックだと思ってた

YOU KNOW WHEN ARE YOU DRIVING OH, TRUCK, WHEN CAN I GET PAST T

YOU KNOW WHEN ARE YOU DRIVING OH, TRUCK, WHEN CAN I GET PAST T

NOW I WILL LOOK AT THAT, A MILLION BEES IN.

今からそれを見よう 100万匹の蜂が入ってる

THERE HERE'S A CRAZY STORY OUT OF OKLAHOMA.

ここにオクラホマからのおかしな話があります。

A STATE REPRESENTATIVE HAS INTRODUCED A BILL THAT WOULD

州議会議員が、以下のような法案を提出しました。

ESTABLISH A HUNTING SEASON, I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP, A HUNTING

狩猟シーズンを設けよう 狩猟をするんだ

SEASON FOR BIG FOOT.

ビッグフットの季節。

IF IT PASSED AN OFFICIAL BIG FOOT HUNTING SEASON WOULD BE

IF IT PASSED AN OFFICIAL BIG FOOT HUNTING SEASON WOULD BE

CREATED COMPLETE WITH HUNTING FEES AND LICENSES, DO WE NEED A

狩猟免許と狩猟料金がセットになった「CREATED COMPLETE」は必要ですか？

LICENSE FOR THIS?

これのライセンス？

IF SOMEONE CAPTURES BIG FOOT F THEY DO T IF THEY CAPTURE BIG

IF SOMEONE CAPTURES BIG FOOT F THEY DO T IF THEY CAPTURE BIG

FOOT ARE WE GOING TO BE LIKE WHAT, YOU DIDN'T, OH MY GOD,

私たちは、あなたがしなかったように、あなたがしなかったように、ああ、何てことだ。

THIS IS AMAZING.

これは素晴らしい。

WOW, YOU JUST, OH, DON'T WANT TO BE A STICK LETTER, DO YOU HAVE A

WOW, YOU JUST, OH, DON'T want to be a STICK LETTER, DO YOU HAVE A HAVE.

LICENSE.

免許証だ

THE OKLAHOMA LEGISLATURE WILL NOW VOTE ON THE MEASURE, SO FAR

THE OKLAHOMA LEGISLATURE WILL NOW VOTE ON THE MEASURE, SO FAR

ONLY ONE STATE REPRESENTATIVE IS ON RECORD AS VOTING NO.

ONLY ONE STATE REPRESENTATIVE IS ON RECORD AS VOTING NO.

STILL IT IS BETTER THAN MITCH McCONNELL.

それでもミッチ・マッコーネルよりはマシだ