ANOTHER ONE WITH US IN-- REG, DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT

もう一人が私たちと一緒に... REG、何か違うことに気づかなかった？

ABOUT THE STUDIO OR THE BAND?

ABOUT THE STUDIO OR THE BAND?

TONIGHT.

TONIGHT.

>> Reggie: OH, THE GARLIC, GUILLERMO LOOKS PRETTY RAD, TIM,

>> レジー：ああ、ガーリック、ギレルモはきれいに見えるよ、ティム。

LOOKING SHARP.

LOOKING SHARP.

AND STEVE LOOKING GOOD.

とスティーブは良い感じです。

>> James: YEAH.

>> ジェームズジェームス: はい。

>> Reggie: I DON'T KNOW.

>>レジー：知らない。

OH, A NEW BARTENDER.

ああ、新しいバーテンダー

>> James: A NEW BARTENDER.

>>ジェームス：NEW BARTENDERです。

HE'S STANDING IN FOR IAN.

アイアンの代役だ

YOU WILL SEE THIS IMAGE EVERYWHERE AT THE MOMENT.

その瞬間、どこにでもこの画像が見えます。

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK, I'M LOVING HAVING HIM HERE.

見て、見て、見て、私はここに彼がいることを愛しています。

EVEN THE AUDIENCE IS FILLED OUT.

聴衆が一杯になっても

>> Reggie: IT'S NICE.

>> レジー: IT'S NICE.

>> James: IT IS A CARDBOARD CUTOUT.

>> ジェームスそれはカードボードのカットアウトです。

IT IS A CARDBOARD CUT OUT AND YET SHOW I CAN STILL HEAR HIM

カードボードが切り取られていて、でもまだ彼の声が聞こえるということを示しています。

YELLING.

叫ぶ。

DO YOU THINK BERN YE SANDERS KNOWS THAT THIS IS A THING?

バーン・イエ・サンダーズは これが何か知ってると思う？

LIKE DO YOU THINK HE EVEN KNOWS WHAT A MEME?

彼が記憶の意味を知っていると思うか？

>> I THINK THEY SHOW IT TO HIM AND HE'S JUST LIKE.

>> 彼に見せたら、彼はただの人だと思います。

>> THAT'S GREAT.

>> それは良かった。

>> I THINK IS HE NONPLUSSED SWRZ I RECKON THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

>> I THINK IS HE NONPLUSSED SWRZ I RECKON THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

BERNIE'S FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS BEING A THING.

バーニーはこれが何かを発見している。

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS ENDS.

どこで終わるのか分からない

YOU HAVE GOT TO SAY, AS A SHOW, WE HAVE REALLY COMMITTED TO IT.

YOU HAVE GOT TO SAY, AS A SHOW, WE HAVE REALLY COMMITTED TO IT.

SO YEAH, THAT WAS IT.

そうそう、これで終わりだ。

TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS.

これについて話してくれ

GUILLERMO, REG, DID YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH EACH OTHER THIS

GUILLERMO, REG, DID YOU GET IN TOUCH WITH EACH OTHER THIS

MORNING AND GO ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR YOUR CAMO JACKET?

MORNING AND GO ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR YOUR CAMO JACKET?

THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'S MADE BY THE SAME PERSON, IS IT?

これは同じ人が作ったように見えますが、そうですか？

DO WE KNOW?

私たちは知っていますか？

>> PROBABLY NOT, PROBABLY REGGIE'S COST MUCH MORE THAN

>> そうではないかもしれませんが、レジーの方がはるかに高いです。

MINE.

マイン

>> Reggie: THAT'S REALLY SWEET.

>> Reggie: THAT SALLY SWEET.

>> James: I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THAT THAT'S TRUE.

>> ジェームズその通りだとしか思えない。

>> Reggie: THIS OLD THING.

>> レジー：この古いもの。

>> James: ANYTHING REGGIE'S GOT COSTS MORE THAN ANYTHING ANY

>> ジェームスレジーが持っているものは 何よりも高くつく

OF US HAVE WORN IN OUR LIVES, THAT IS THE TRUTH OF IT.

私たちの生活の中で身につけてきたもの、それが真実です。

THAT IS THE ABSOLUTELY TRUTH.

それが絶対の真実です。

WHEN I'M IN THE PARKING LOT, WELL, WHEN THERE USED TO BE

駐車場にいるときは、まあ、以前はあったんだけどね。

PEOPLE HERE IN TV CITY I WOULD BE WALKING TO MY CAR AND THEY GO

テレビシティにいる人たちは、私が車まで歩いて行くと、彼らは行ってしまいます。

LOOK, IS THAT YOUR POR SHALL, AND I GO NO, THAT'S REGGIES.

見ろ、それはお前の女房だ、俺は違う、それはレジーズだ

MINE'S JUST THAT ONE ON THE END.

私のは最後の方にあるだけです。

AND THEY LOOK AT ME LIKE WELL, YOU'RE IN-- NO, NO, THAT IS THE

そして、彼らは私を見て、あなたが入っているように...いや、いや、それはそれは

TRUTH OF IT IS, THAT IS THE TRUTH OF IT.

それが真実であり、それが真実である。

YEAH.

ああ

IT I CAN'T IMAGINE IF IT ENDS UP ANYWHERE SUNNY-- FUNNY, SUSAN,

どこで終わるか想像できないわ サニー... おかしいわ、スーザン

WE'LL FIND OUT.

WE'LL FIND OUT.

BUT UNLIKELY GIVEN HOW WELL THE WHOLE BERNIE THING HAS GONEMENT

BUT UNLIKELY GIVEN HOW WELL THE WHOLE BERNIE THING HAS GONEMENT

BUT REGGIE HAS BOUGHT MY DREAM CAR, YEAH, HE'S GOT IT WOW,

でもレジーが私の夢の車を買ってくれたのよ 彼が持ってるわ

INDEED, SUSAN.

INDEED, SUSAN.

THAT IS WHAT I AM THINKING, WOW.

THAT IS WHAT I AM THINKING, WOW.

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN.

どうしてこんなことになったの？

I GO OUT EVERY NIGHT, I LOOK AT MY KIDS AND I THINK, IF YOU

毎晩外に出て子供たちを見て考えます

WEREN'T HERE.

ここにはいなかった

>> THAT'S THE TRUTH.

>> それが真実です。

>> THAT IS THE TRUTH.

>> それが真実です。

>> James: I DESPITE-- DES PIES THEM FOR IT.

>>ジェームス私は...私はそれのために彼らを苦しめる。

>> I'M DOING IT FOR YOU.

>> お前のためにやってるんだよ。

>> James: I LOOK AT THE SCHOOL FEES I'M PAYING OUT FOR THEM TO

>> ジェームズ彼らのために払っている学費を見てみる

SIT IN THEIR OWN ROOM ON ZOOM.

ズームで自分の部屋に座ります。

PAYING OUT SCHOOL FEES FOR BASICALLY WHAT IS AN ONLINE

基本的にオンラインとは何かのための学費の支払い

TUTORIAL.

チューター。

AND I DRIVE PAST REGGIE AND I THINK I COULD HAVE THAT CAR IF

AND I DRIVE PAST REGGIE AND I THINK I COULD HAVE THAT CAR IF

IT WASN'T FOR YOU.

君のためじゃない

MOVING ON TO THE HEADLINES, IT WAS THE FIRST FULL DAY, TERENCE,

MOVING ON TO THE HEADLINES, IT WAS THE FIRST FULL DAY, TERENCE,

WHAT ARE YOU TAKING A PHOTO OF.

WHAT ARE YOU TAKING A PHOTO OF.

HAVE WE NOT-- (LAUGHTER).

HAVE WE NOT - （笑）。

>> James: DO WE NOT HAVE THIS PHOTO ALREADY IN THE ARCHIVES?

>> ジェームス私たちは、この写真をすでにアーカイブに持っていないのですか？

IS THIS, IS THIS SOME NEWS, DO WE NOT HAVE SHALL IT-- YOUR

これは、これは、これは、これは、これは、これは、これは、これは、これは、これは、これは、これは、これは、これは、これは、ニュースです。

LAPTOP MUST JUST BE FULL OF PHOTOS OF ME AT THIS DESK DOING

ラップトップは、このデスクで何かをしている私の写真がいっぱいでなければなりません。

THIS, LIKE I THINK WE'VE GOT THIS ONE COVERED.

これは、私たちがこれをカバーしていると思うように、私たちはこの1つを持っています。

IS THERE ANYTHING NEW, I LOVE THAT ARE YOU HERE T BONE BUT I

IS THERE ANYTHING NEW, I LOVE THAT ARE YOU HERE T BONE BUT I

FEEL WE'VE COVERED THE JAMES AT THE DESK SHOT.

FEEL WE'VE COVERED THE JAMES AT THE DESK SHOT.

WELL, MOVING ON, LET'S LOOK AT THE HEADLINES.

さて、次はヘッドラインを見てみましょう。

IT WAS THE FIRST FULL DAY OF THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION AND THE

IT WAS THE FIRST FULL DAY OF THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION AND THE

PRESIDENT GOT RIGHT TO WORK THIS MORNING SIGNING TEN EXECUTIVE

PRESIDENT GOT RIGHT TO WORK THIS MORNING SIGNING TEN EXECUTIVE

ORDERS TODAY, RELATED TO THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC.

今日の命令は コヴィド19パンデミックに関連しています

SURE.

そうだな

FINE.

ファイン

YEAH, YOU WANT TO CLAP, SUSAN, GREAT.

叩きたいのか？

IS HE FRIENDS WITH THE DICTATOR OF NORTH KOREA, NO?

IS HE FRIENDS WITH THE DICTATOR OF NORTH KOREA, NO?

DIDN'T THINK SO.

そうは思わなかった

I MEAN EVENTUALLY, EVENTUALLY STORIES LIKE THIS, ABOUT A

I MEAN EVENTUALLY, EVENTUALLY STORIES LIKE THIS, ABOUT A

PRESIDENT BEING COMPETENT WILL BE SO COMMON WE WON'T EVEN HAVE

プレジデントが有能であることは、私たちが持っていることはごく普通のことです。

TO START THE SHOW LIKE THIS.

TO START THE SHOW LIKE THIS.

WE WON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT HIM.

彼の話はしないわ

WE CAN JUST DO JOKES ABOUT, YOU KNOW, A MAPLE SYRUP TRUCK THAT

メープルシロップのトラックについて 冗談を言ってもいいんだよ

HAS FALLEN OVER.

倒れた

>> Reggie: OR NARROW HOUSING.

>> レジー：OR NARROW HOUSING.

>> James: SOME GUY BUILT A THREE STORY BONG, WE WILL OPEN

>> ジェームズ: SOME GUY BUILT A THREE STORY BONG, WE WILL WILL OPEN.

WITH THAT.

WITH THAT.

ALL WILL BE RIGHT AGAIN.

ALL WILL BE RIGHT AGAIN.

BUT UNTIL THEN, AMAZON HAS EXTENDED AN OFFER TO PRESIDENT

BUT UNTILT THEN, AMAZON HAS EXTENDED AN OFFER TO PRESIDENT

BIDEN TO HELP WITH THE NATIONAL DISTRIBUTION OF CORONAVIRUS

コロナウイルスの全国的な配布を支援するためにバイデン

VACCINES.

VACCINES.

>> Reggie: YES.

>> レジー：はい。

>> James: THAT WILL SPEED THINGS UP.

>> ジェームスそれは物事を加速させます。

ALTHOUGH, WELL, FOR SOME REASON EACH TINY VIEL IS STILL GOING TO

でも、でも、まあ、なんらかの理由で、ちっちゃなビエルはまだ行っています。

COME IN A GIGANTIC CARDBOARD BOX.

巨大なカードボックスに入っています。

THAT HAS JUST BEEN KICKED OVER THE FENCE INTO YOUR GARDEN.

THAT HAS JUST BEEN KICKED OVER THE FENCE INTO YOUR GARDEN.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT IN.

どう感じているのか分からない

I'M NOT SURE I LIKE IT.

気に入らないわ

I THIS THINK THIS WILL PUT A LOT OF HISTORIC MOM AND POP

私はこれが歴史的なママとポップの多くを配置すると思います。

VACCINATION CENTERS OUT OF BUSINESS.

VACCINATION CENTERS OUT OF BUSINESS.

IF AMAZON REALLY WANTS TO STEP THINGS UP THEY SHOULD LEAN INTO

AMAZONが本当に物事をステップアップすることを望んでいるならば、彼らはインチに傾くべきである

THE AMAZON PRIME TV TALENT.

THE AMAZONプライムTVタレント。

JUST HAVE ALL THE VACCINES ADMINISTERED BY THE HOT PRIEST

JUST HAVE ALL THE VACCINES ADMINISTERED BY THE HOT PRIEST

FROM FLEABAG.

フロムフレアバッグ

THAT'S A SHAME.

残念だ

WE MOVED ON FROM FLEABAG THAT EARLY.

私たちは早くにフレアバッグから移動しました。

BERNIE?

バーニー？

BERNIE LOOKS A BIT BOARD, A BIT CARD-BOARD.

BERNIE LOOKS A BIT BOARD, A BIT CARD-BOARD.

(APPLAUSE) CANCEL AMANDA GORMAN, WE'LL JUST

（ APPLAUSE） AMANDA GORMANをキャンセルしてください。

PLAY THAT JOKE FOR TEN MINUTES.

そのジョークを10分だけやってくれ

AND THIS IS EXCITING, THIS MORNING THE UNITED STATES

そして、これはエキサイティングなことです、今朝、アメリカは

OFFICIALLY REJOINED THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION,

OFFICIALLY REJOINED THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION,

REVERSE-- YES, REVERSING A DECISION THAT WAS MADE BY TRUMP

逆転... はい、決定を逆転させることは、 トランプによって行われた。

LAST YEAR, DR. FAUCI ATTENDED A WHO MEETING TODAY AND BEGAN BY

昨年、ファウシ博士は今日のWHOミーティングに出席し今日のＷＨＯミーティングに出席して

SAYING, SO, THAT WAS AWKWARD.

言いたいことは、そう、それは気まずかった。

IT IS GREAT NEWS BUT I HAVE TO SAY THE BAR IS PRETTY LOW, FOR

IT IS GREAT NEWS BUT I HAVE TO SAY THE BAR IS PRETTY LOW, FOR

GOOD PRESIDENTING RIGHT NOW, ISN'T IT.

GOOD PRESIDENTING RIGHT NOW, ISN'T IT.

BIDEN GOES LET'S REJIN THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION DURING A

BIDEN GOES 世界保健機構の再発足に向けて

GLOBAL PANDEMIC AND WE'RE ALL LIKE OH MY GOD!

GLOBAL PANDEMIC AND WE'RE ALL LIKE OH MY GOD!

THAT IS AN AMAZING IDEA, WHERE DOES HE GET THESE IDEAS FROM, I

それは素晴らしいアイデアだが、どこからこのアイデアを手に入れたのだろうか。

LOVE THIS GUY, WHAT?

LOVE THIS GUY, WHAT?

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BERN.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BERN.

EXACTLY.

まさにその通り

AND BIDEN IS MAKING SOME OTHER CHANGES AS WELL.

そしてBIDENは他にもいくつかの変更をしています。

HE APPARENTLY HAS REMOVED DONALD TRUMP'S DIET COKE BUTTON FROM

彼は明らかにドナルド・トランプの ダイエット・コーク・ボタンを削除しました

THE OVAL OFFICE.

THE OVAL OFFICE.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT, HE WOULD PRESS A BUTTON AND A BUTLER

覚えてますか？彼はボタンとバツラーを押していたのを

WOULD BRING IN A DIET COKE ON A SILVER PLATTER.

銀の皿の上のダイエットコークを持ってくるだろう。

I'M GOING TO SAY IT, BIDEN HAS UNDONE THE ONE GOOD IDEA TRUMP

私はそれを言うために行く、BIDENは1つの良いアイデアを打ち破った トランプ。

EVER HAD.

今までにあった

BIDEN TOOK OUT TRUMP'S DIET COKE BUTT BUTTON, UNFORTUNATELY HE

BIDEN TOOK OUT TRUMP'S DIET COKE BUTT BUTTON, UNFORTUNATELY HE

REPLACED IT WITH A MET AMUSE-- METAMUCIL BUTTON.

メトアミューズのメタムシルボタンと交換しました。

I THINK I WOULD LIKE A DRINK BUTTON.

飲み物のボタンが欲しいな

I THINK I WOULD LIKE THAT.

私はそれが好きだと思う。

HAVE I BRN DOING THE SHOW SIX YEARS, I DON'T HAVE A DRINK

６年もやっていて 酒も飲んでいない

BUTTON.

ボタン

ROB, GET THE NETWORK ON THE LINE, I WANT A PELLEGRINO

ロブ、ネットワークに繋げてくれ ペレグリノが欲しいんだ

BUTTON.

ボタン

>> Reggie: NICE.

>> レジー：ＮＩＣＥ。

>> PELLEGRINO BUTTON, I WANT IT TOMORROW OR I WILL WALK.

>> ペレグリノボタン、明日にでも欲しい、もしくは歩くぞ。

WHAT ARE THEY GOING DO AFTER THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP THEN, HUH?

AFCチャンピオンの後に何をするつもりだ？

YEAH, LET'S FLEX THOSE MUSCLES, RIGHT?

筋肉を鍛えようぜ？

PELLEGRINO BUTTON OR I WALK.

PELLEGRINO BUTTON OR I WALK。

>> ON IT, ON IT.

>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>

>> James: GONE.

>> ジェームスGONE.

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)。

>> James: DO I THINK-- DO YOU THINK THEY WOULD DO THAT.

>> ジェームスそんなことをすると思うか？

>> I THINK IT WOULD BE US DOING IT.

>> 俺はそれをやっているのは俺たちだと思っている。

I DON'T KNOW WHO ELSE WILL GET INVOLVED WITH THIS PELLEGRINO

誰がこのペレグリノに関わっているのか分からない。

BUTTON BUT WE CAN PROBABLY MAKE IT HAPPEN.

BUTTON BUTTON WE CANBABABLY MAKE IT HAPPEN.

>> James: AN HERE WE G THE BIG STORY, BIG NEWS, ROB GET READY,

>>ジェームスここでは、ビッグ・ストーリー、ビッグ・ニュース、ROB GET READY.

BERNIE, YOU READY?

BERNIE, YOU READY?

OF COURSE HE IS, CHEEKY BAS TARD, GET THIS, DONALD TRUMP'S

もちろんそうだよ、生意気な奴だよ、ドナルド・トランプの。

FINAL LATCH OF PRESIDENT YESTERDAY WAS TO EXTEND SECRET

FINAL LATCH OF PRESIDENT YESTERDAY WAS TO EXTEND SECRET

SERVICE PROTECTION FOR HIS ADULT CHILDREN POTENTIALLY COSTING

SERVICE PROTECTION FOR HIS ADULT CHILDREN POTENTIALLY COSTING

TAXPAYERS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, TRUMP'S CHILDREN WERE LIKE THANK

TAXPAYERS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, TRUMP'S CHILDREN WERE LIKE THANK

GOD BECAUSE THIS WOMAN HAS BEEN TALKING US, SHE'S EVERYWHERE AND

この女性が私たちに話しかけてきたので、彼女はどこにでもいて、どこにでもいる。

ST A LITTLE SCARY AND THE WOMAN WAS LIKE MY NAME IS TIFFANY.

ST A LITTLE SCARY AND THE WOMAN WAS LIKE MY NAME IS TIFFANY.

CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING ONE OF SECRET SERVICE OFFICERS, LIKE IS

CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING ONE OF SECRET SERVICE OFFICERS, LIKE IS

THERE A FATE WORSE THAN BEING FORCED TO TAKE A BULLET FOR ERIC

THERE A FATE WORSE THAN BEING FORCED TO TAKE A BULLET FOR ERIC

TRUMP?

TRUMP?

YOU TRAIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

YOU TRAIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE.

YOU GET IN THE SECRET SERVICE.

YOU GET IN THE SECRET SERVICE.

YOUR PARENTS ARE PROUD.

ご両親は誇りに思っています。

NO ONE CAN BELIEVE IT.

誰も信じられない

AND ONE SAYS SO TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU DO.

AND ONE SAYS SO TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU DO.

AND THEY'RE LIKE I PROTECT ERIC TRUMP.

エリック・トルンプを保護するようなものだ

AND THEN SOMETIMES HAVE I TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN DN ALD,

AND THEN SOMETIMES HAVE I TO LOOK THE OTHER WAY WHEN DN ALD,

JR. AND KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE GO TO THE BATHROOM TOGETHER.

ＪＲと（山里）キンバリー・ギルフォイルが 浴室に入ってきて

AND FINALLY A RESTAURANT IN THE UNITED KINGDOM IS HOPING TO OPEN

そして、ついにイギリスのレストランがオープンすることになりました。

SOON WITH A COVID SAFE DINING EXPERIENCE.

SOON WITH A COVID SAFE DINING EXPERIENCE.

BECAUSE THEY PLAN TO USE ROBOT WAITERS TO TAKE ORDERS AND BRING

ロボットウェイターを使って注文を取ったり、運んだりすることを計画しているからです。

OUT THE FOOD.

OUT THE FOOD.

HERE ARE THE WAITERS HERE.

HERE ARE THE WAITERS HERE.

YEAH.

ああ

THE FACE MAKES IT SO MUCH MORE WELCOMING.

THE FACE MAKES IT SO MUCH MORE WELCOMING.

THE OWNER OF THE RESTAURANT THINKS THAT THESE ROBOTS ARE THE

レストランのオーナーは、これらのロボットを

FUTURE BUT THE ROBOTS SAY THEY ARE ONLY DOING THIS UNTIL THEIR

FUTURE BUT THE ROBOTS SAY THEY ARE ONLY DOING THIS UNTIL THEIR

ACTING CAREERS TAKE OFF.

俳優のキャリアは離陸する。

CAN WE SEE THE WAITERS AGAIN?

CAN WE SEE THE WAITERS AGAIN?

ANY GUESS WHAT KIND OF FOOD THEY SERVE, GUILLERMO.

どんな料理が出てくるか分かるか？ギレルモ

>> I WILL TELL YOU, MEGA BITES.

>> 伝えますよ、メガバイトさん。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK