WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

あなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

TODAY WAS THE FIRST FULL DAY ON THE JOB FOR PRESIDENT BIDEN.

TODAY WAS THE FIRST FULL DAY ON THE JOB FOR PRESIDENT BIDEN.

OH -- OH, I'VE GOT TO SAY, THAT DOES FEEL GOOD ON THE TONGUE --

ああ 言わせてもらうと トングの音が気持ちいいな

PRESIDENT BIDEN.

PRESIDENT BIDEN.

IT'S LIKE LICKING FROSTING RIGHT OFF THE SPATULA.

IT'S LIKE LICKING FROSTING RIGHT OFF THE SPATULA.

(OVER-ARTICULATING) PREZZZIDENT BIIIDEN NEEEVEER

(過激派) プレジデント・バイイデン・ニーバー

BAAAANKRUPPTED A CAAAASINOO.

BAAAANKRUPPTED A CAAAASINOO。

THE FIRST DAY OF ANY JOB IS STRESSFUL, ESPECIALLY WHEN

THE FIRST DAY OF ANY JOB IS STRESSFUL, ESPECIALLY WHEN

YOU'RE THE NEW MANAGER, AND THE LAST GUY GOT CALLED INTO HR

あなたが新任の管理者で 最後の人はHRに呼ばれた

FOR "INAPPROPRIATE WORKPLACE TREASONING."

"不適切な職場の不法行為 "のために

HE WAS ME-COUP'D.

彼は私とカップルだった

BUT THIS NEW ADMINISTRATION HAS AN UNPRECEDENTED TO-DO LIST,

しかし、この新しいADMINISTRATIONには、非推奨のTO DOリストがあります。

WHICH BIDEN LAID OUT IN HIS INAUGURAL ADDRESS: THE VIRUS,

彼の就任演説でバイデンが出したもの。THE VIRUS.

CLIMATE CHANGE, GROWING INEQUALITY, RACISM, AMERICA'S

気候変動、拡大する不平等、人種差別、米国

GLOBAL STANDING, AND AN ATTACK ON TRUTH AND DEMOCRACY.

GLOBAL STANDING, AND AN ATTACK ON TRUTH AND DEMOCRACY.

IT'S LIKE THE NEW FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE, WITH TWO

IT'S LIKE THE NEW FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE, WITH TWO

BONUS HORSES!

ボーナスホース！

YOU'VE GOT WAR, FAMINE, PESTILENCE, DEATH, PLUS GLOBAL

戦争、疫病、疫病、死、そして世界的にも

WARMING, AND YOUR UNCLE CARL.

暖かくなってきたし、カール叔父さんも。

THE HORSE IN THE LEAD IS PESTILENCE.

先頭の馬はPESTILENCEです。

BECAUSE THE PANDEMIC IS WORSE THAN EVER.

BECAUSE THE PANDEMIC IS WORSE THAN EVER.

YESTERDAY, THE U.S. RECORDED THE SECOND HIGHEST NUMBER OF COVID

先日、米国は、コビドの数が2番目に高い記録を記録しました。

DEATHS EVER, AND RIGHT NOW, AMERICANS ARE DYING FASTER OF

DEATHS EVER, AND RIGHT NOW, AMERICANS ARE DYING FASTER OF

COVID-19 THAN OUR SOLDIERS DID IN WORLD WAR II.

COVID-19よりも私たちの兵士たちは、第二次世界大戦で行った。

ONLY TO WIN THAT CONFLICT, WE HAD TO GET THE FASCISTS OUT OF

ONLY TO WIN THAT CONFLICT, WE HAD TO GET THE FASCISTS OUT OF

THE GERMAN CAPITAL.

ドイツの首都

SO TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN SIGNED TEN EXECUTIVE ORDERS TO GET HIS

SO TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN SIGNED TEN EXECUTIVE ORDERS TO GET HIS

PANDEMIC PLAN ROLLING, INCLUDING A REQUIREMENT FOR MASKS WHILE

マスクの必要条件を含むパンデミックプランローリング

TRAVELING, STUDIES AND TRIALS OF COVID-19 TREATMENTS, AND MORE

旅、COVID-19治療の研究と実験など

PUBLIC DATA ON CASES AND VACCINATIONS.

症例と予防接種に関する公開データ。

IT'S A NEW STRATEGY THE WHITE HOUSE IS CALLING "OPERATION:

IT'S A NEW STRATEGY THE WHITE HOUSE IS CALLING "OPERATION:

WELL, DUH!" ONE EXECUTIVE ORDER IS AIMED AT

"WELL, DUH！"1つのエクセクティブ・オーダーの目的は

MAKING IT SAFER TO GO TO WORK, BY DIRECTING OSHA TO PUBLISH

OSHA が公表するように指示することで、より安全な通勤を可能にしています。

WORKER SAFETY GUIDELINES.

作業者の安全性に関する指針。

THAT MEANS MASKS IN BREAK ROOMS, HAND SANITIZER AT THE DOORWAYS,

つまり休憩室のマスクと 玄関の手洗い器だ

AND CHIPOTLE WILL CANCEL ITS POPULAR "BOBBING FOR GUAC."

AND CHIPOTLEは、その人気の高い "BOBBING FOR GUAC "をキャンセルします。

"YES, IT'S EXTRA."

"はい、エクストラです"

AND THE BEST PART IS, THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS GOING TO KEEP

そして最高なのは バイデン政権が維持することです

US INFORMED ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE DOING, WITH REGULAR EXPERT-LED

通常のエキスパートライトを使って、彼らが何をしているのかを知ることができます。

SCIENCE-BASED PUBLIC BRIEFINGS.

科学に基づいたパブリック・ブリーフィング。

WHICH WILL BE A NICE CHANGE FROM MORON-LED, CLOROX-BASED,

モロン・ライト、クロロックス・ベースからの良い変化となるでしょう。

DEXAMETHASONE RAMBLINGS.

デキサメタソーンのランブリング。

TODAY, WE HEARD FROM A MAN SO DEDICATED TO PROPER

今日、私たちはある男の話を聞きました。

STERILIZATION TECHNIQUES THAT HE'S THE ONLY ONE TO EMERGE FROM

STERILIZATION TECHNIQUES THAT HE'S THE ONLY ONE TO EMERGE FROM

THE LAST ADMINISTRATION NOT COVERED IN THE STENCH OF

の文脈ではカバーされていない最後のアドミニストレーション

FAILURE, DR. ANTHONY FAUCI.

FAILURE, DR.ANTHONY FAUCI.

FAUCI SAYS HE'S GETTING ONE SPECIFIC QUESTION ABOUT THE NEW

FAUCI SAYS HE'S GETTING ONE SPECIFIC QUESTION ABOUT THE NEW

COVID STRAINS THAT HAVE APPEARED IN THE U.K. AND SOUTH AFRICA.

英国と南アフリカに出現したCOVID STRAINS。

>> WHAT IS IT ABOUT THESE MUTANTS THAT YOU ARE HEARING

>> WHAT IS IT ABOUT THESE MUTANTS THAT YOU ARE HEARING

ABOUT?

ABOUT?

>> STEPHEN: OKAY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S AUDITIONING FOR THE

>> 聞かれているように聞こえるが

NEXT "X-MEN" MOVIE.

NEXT「X-MEN」MOVIE。

(AS FAUCI) "WHAT ARE THESE MUTANTS WE HEAR

(AS FAUCI) "WHAT ARE THESE MUTANTS WE HEAR

ABOUT?

ABOUT?

WHY WON'T PROFESSOR X RELEASE HIS STUDENT BODY LIST?

WHY WON'T PROFESSOR X RELEASE HIS STUDENT BODY LIST?

IF HE'S GOT RAZOR-SHARP KNIVES IN HIS HANDS, WHY DOESN'T

彼の手に鋭いナイフがあるなら、なぜそうしないのか？

WOLVERINE HAVE A CLOSER SHAVE?

WOLVERINEはクローズアップされた髭を持っていますか？

ONE GUY'S NAME IS CYCLOPS AND HE'S GOT TWO EYES?

ONE GUY'S NAME IS CYCLOPS AND HE'S GOT TWO EYES?

NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE!" NEXT QUESTION.

NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE!" NEXT QUESTION.

FAUCI TOUCHED ON HOW THE BIDEN WHITE HOUSE DIFFERS FROM THE

FAUCI TOUCHED ON HOW THE BIDEN WHITE HOUSE DIFFERS FROM THE

LAST ONE, AND HE THREW SOME SHADE.

最後の一人で、彼は影を投げた。

>> ONE OF THE NEW THINGS IN THIS ADMINISTRATION, IF YOU DON'T

>> 政権の新機能の一つである、もしそうでなければ

HAVE THE ANSWER, DON'T GUESS.

答えを知っている 推測するな

JUST SAY YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER.

答えを知らないと言ってくれ

>> STEPHEN: DR. FAUCI?

>> >> DR.FAUCI?

MORE LIKE DOCTOR OUCH-IE!

もっと好きになってくれ！

BECAUSE THAT WAS A BURN!

それは火傷だったからだ！

ME-YOW!

ME-YOW!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE UP AN ANSWER

答えを作る必要はありません。

TO "HOW DOES TONY FEEL ABOUT THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT," BECAUSE THE

TO "HOW DOES TONY FEEL ABOUT THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT," BECAUSE THE

D.N.A. TEST CAME BACK AND HE'S 100% THAT (BLEEP)!

D.N.A. TEST CAME BACK AND HE'S 100% THAT (BLEEP)!

THE GOOD DOCTOR MADE IT CLEAR, HE IS GLAD TO BE DONE DEALING

良い医者はそれを明確にしてくれた、彼は取引が終わったことを喜んでいる。

WITH THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION.

WITH THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION.

>> I TAKE NO PLEASURE AT ALL IN BEING IN A SITUATION OF

>> 私は、このような状況にいることに喜びを感じることは全くありません。

CONTRADICTING THE PRESIDENT.

CONTRADICTING THE PRESIDENT.

SO IT WAS REALLY SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T FEEL YOU COULD ACTUALLY

SO IT WAS REALLY SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T FEEL YOU COULD ACTUALLY

SAY SOMETHING AND THERE WOULDN'T BE REPERCUSSIONS ABOUT IT.

何か言えば、それについての反論はないだろう。

THE IDEA THAT YOU CAN GET UP HERE AND TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU

ここに来て自分のことを話すことができるという考え

KNOW AND WHAT THE EVIDENCE-- WHAT THE SCIENCE IS, AND KNOW

証拠とは何かを知り、科学とは何かを知り、知ること。

THAT'S IT.

それだけだ

LET THE SCIENCE SPEAK.

LET THE SCIENCE SPEAK.

IT IS SOMEWHAT OF A LIBERATING FEELING.

それはある種のリベラティブな感情です。

>> STEPHEN: THAT'S RIGHT, HE CAN JUST LET THE SCIENCE SPEAK.

>> STEPHEN: THAT'S RIGHT, HE CAN JUST LET THE SCIENCE SPEAK.

FOR EXAMPLE: NATURE ABHORS A VACUUM.

例：自然は真空を吸収する。

AND LIKE A VACUUM, THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION SUCKED.

前の政権は最悪だった

MEOW!

メオウ！

EVEN THOUGH THE LAST PRESIDENT CLEARLY WASN'T IMPLEMENTING

前の大統領が明らかに実施していなかったにもかかわらず

THEIR VACCINATION PLAN VERY WELL, BIDEN'S TEAM WERE HESITANT

彼らのVACCINATION PLAN VERY WELLELL, BIDEN'S TEAM WERE HESITANT

TO CRITICIZE THEM, BECAUSE THEY WERE "ALREADY HAVING A HARD TIME

彼らを批判するには、彼らは "すでに苦労していた "ので

GETTING CRITICAL INFORMATION AND COOPERATION FROM THE OUTGOING

外出先から重要な情報と協力を得る

ADMINISTRATION."

"ADMINISTRATION"

THEY HAD TO BE NICE SO WHEN THEY GOT THERE, THE PREVIOUS FOLKS

彼らは親切でなければならなかった だから彼らがそこに着いたとき、以前の人々は

WOULD LEAVE THEM THEIR PLAN!

WOULD LEAVE THEM THEIR PLAN!

WELL, YESTERDAY, BIDEN'S TEAM GOT THE PLAN, AND THEY FOUND OUT

WELL, YESTERDAY, BIDEN'S TEAM GOT THE PLAN, AND THEY FOUND OUT

THAT PLAN IS NON-EXISTENT.

その計画は非実在です。

SO THEY NEVER HAD A PLAN TO FIX THE WORST PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS

SO THEY NEVER HAD A PLAN TO FIX THE WORST PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS

IN A CENTURY?

IN A CENTURY?

THAT'S LIKE IF THE "OCEANS 11" HEIST KICKED OFF WITH GEORGE

THAT'S LIKE IF THE "OCEANS 11" HEIST KICKED OFF WITH GEORGE

CLOONEY SAYING THIS: >> THIS IS THE VAULT AT THE

クロニーはこう言ってる>> これが、あの場所にあったバルトなんだよ。

BELLAGIO.

ベッラージオ

I GOT NOTHING.

何も得られなかった

LET'S GO!

LET'S GO!

>> OKAY.

>>OKAY。

>> STEPHEN: BUT ASSISTANCE IS ON THE WAY, BECAUSE NOW, AMAZON IS

>> でも、今はアマゾンが支援をしてくれています。

OFFERING TO HELP WITH VACCINE DISTRIBUTION.

OFFERING TO HELP WITH VACCINE DISTRIBUTION.

THANK GOD!

THANK GOD!

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET A THREE-FOOT BOX THAT JUST HAS ONE SYRINGE

シンジが1つあるだけの3フィートの箱を手に入れるのが待ち遠しいです。

RATTLING AROUND.

周りがガタガタしてる

OR BETTER YET, FIRE UP ONE OF THOSE DRONES AND LET IT SHOOT A

それよりも、もっといいのは、そのうちの1つを発射して、それを撃たせることです。

NEEDLE DIRECTLY INTO MY NECK!

首に直接針を刺す！

UNTIL AMAZON IS READY, JUST TO GET THE VACCINE, PEOPLE ARE

AMAZONが準備ができるまで、 VACCINEを手に入れなければならない。

TAKING EXTREME RISKS.

過度のリスクを冒すこと

BY WHICH I MEAN, GOING TO FLORIDA.

つまり、フロリダに行くという意味です。

PEOPLE FROM OUTSIDE THE STATE ARE COMING TO FLORIDA TO GET

PEOPLE FROM OUTSIDE THE STATE ARE COMING TO FLORIDA TO GET

VACCINATED, AN ISSUE THAT'S BEING CALLED VACCINE TOURISM.

VACCINATED VACCINE TOURISMと 呼ばれている問題です

IT'S JUST ONE OF THE MANY TYPES OF FLORIDA-SPECIFIC TOURISM.

これはフロリダ特有のツーリズムの一つに過ぎません。

YOU'VE GOT "THEME PARK" TOURISM, "GOLF" TOURISM, AND "DIVORCED

テーマパーク」観光、「ゴルフ」観光、そして「バツイチ」。

DAD REALLY GETTING INTO A JIMMY BUFFET PHASE."

DAD REALLY GETTING INTO A JIMMY BUFFET PHASE."

IT'S POSSIBLE THIS VACCINE TOURISM IS ACTUALLY THE RESULT

VACCINE TOURISMは実際にその結果である可能性がある

OF A HUGE OVERSIGHT, BECAUSE UNDER THE STATE'S CURRENT

州の現行法の下では、大きな見落としがあるからです。

VACCINATION PLAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE FROM FLORIDA IN ORDER

VACCINATION PLAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE FROM FLORIDA IN ORDER

TO GET A VACCINE.

バクシンを手に入れるために

SEEMS LIKE CHECKING AN ADDRESS WOULD BE IMPORTANT BEFORE

SEEMS LIKE CHECKING AN ADDRESS WOULD BE IMPORTANT BEFORE

HANDING OUT A VACCINE.

ワクチンを渡す。

YOU DON'T SEE STRIP CLUB BOUNCERS CHECKING I.D.S AND

ストリップクラブのバンカーが身元をチェックしているのを見たことがありません。

SAYING, "WOW, THIS LOOKS PROFESSIONALLY LAMINATED.

と言うと、「すごい、これはプロのラミナ加工が施されている。

ENJOY THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM, MR. 'JOHN P. LEGAL-AGE'."

シャンパンの部屋を楽しんで下さい"ジョン・Ｐ・リーガルエイジ"

BUT THE STATE IS CRACKING DOWN, AND NOW PEOPLE WHO SHOW UP FOR

しかし、国家は崩壊していて、今では、出席する人たちは、

VACCINES WILL BE ASKED TO SHOW THEIR FLORIDA I.D. IN ORDER TO

VACCINES WILL BE ASKED TO SHOW THEIR FLORIDA I.D. IN ORDER TO

GET THE SHOT.

GET THE SHOT.

AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE, YOU CAN PROVE

AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE, YOU CAN PROVE

YOUR RESIDENCY BY SHOWING YOUR TRAMP STAMP OF CALVIN AND THE

カルヴィンの印紙を提示して 住まいを確認してください

TASMANIAN DEVIL PEEING ON THE NAME OF YOUR EX.

タスマニアンの悪魔が あなたの元彼の名前におしっこをしている

YESTERDAY'S INAUGURATION WAS A ROUGH DAY FOR MEMBERS OF Q-ANON,

YESTERDAY'S INAUGURATION WAS A ROUGH DAY FOR MEMBERS OF Q-ANON,

WHICH IS A BIZARRE COLLECTION OF ONLINE CONSPIRACY THEORIES FROM

WHICH IS A BIZARRE COLLECTION OF ONLINE CONSPIRACY THEORIES FROM

A COMPLICATED PLOT CONNECTING UF.O.S AND THE ILLUMINATI TO

UF.O.S.とイルミナティを結ぶ複雑なプロット

THE CLAIM THAT CERTAIN CELEBRITIES, ENTREPRENEURS AND

特定の著名人、企業家、および企業家の主張

POLITICIANS ARE LIZARD PEOPLE DISGUISED IN HUMAN SKIN.

POLITICIANS ARE LIZARD PEOPLE DISGUISED IN HUMAN SKIN.

OF COURSE, SOME OF THE LIZARDMAN SKIN SUITS ARE LESS CONVINCING

OF COURSE, SOME OF THE LIZARDMAN SKIN SUITS ARE LESS CONVINCING

THAN OTHERS.

他の人よりも

YOU MAY KNOW OF Q-ANON THANKS TO THEIR EXTENSIVE PRODUCT

Q-ANONを知っている方は、その拡張性の高い製品のおかげで、Q-ANONを知っているかもしれません。

PLACEMENT AT THE CAPITOL RIOT.

キャピタル・ライオットに配置された。

Q-ANON CRAZIES TAKE THEIR MARCHING ORDERS FROM A SHADOWY

Q-ANON CRAZIESは日陰から行進命令を出す

ONLINE ANONYMOUS FIGURE NAMED "Q."

"Q "という名のオンラインアノニマスフィギュア。

NO ONE KNOWS HIS OR HER, OR ITS REAL NAME, BUT AUTHORITIES HAVE

誰も自分や彼女、またはその本当の名前を知らないが、当局は知っている。

RELEASED THIS VIDEO OF Q WITH TWO CO-CONSPIRATORS.

RELEASED THIS VIDEO OF Q WITH TWO CO-CONSPIRATORS.

Q HAS POSTED THOUSANDS OF CRYPTIC MESSAGES SINCE 2017,

Qは2017年に入ってから大量のクリプティックメッセージを投稿しています。

CLAIMING AMONG OTHER THINGS THAT THE 45TH PRESIDENT WAS SECRETLY

第45代大統領が密かにいたと主張しています

SPEARHEADING A SPIRITUAL WAR AGAINST AN ELITE CABAL OF

エリート集団との霊的戦争の先頭に立つ

CHILD-EATING SATANISTS WHO CONTROLLED WASHINGTON, HOLLYWOOD

CHILD-EATING SATANISTS WHO CONTROLLED WASHINGTON, HOLLYWOOD

AND THE WORLD AND WOULD SOON CORRAL HIS ENEMIES FOR MILITARY

そして、世界とすぐに軍事のために彼の敵を枢密にするだろう。

TRIBUNALS AND MASS EXECUTIONS IN A SHOW OF FORCE THEY CALLED "THE

三国同盟と集団処刑は、彼らが "THE "と呼んだ力の見せ場だった。

STORM."

"ストーム"

I DIDN'T KNOW WHY THEY THOUGHT HE COULD PULL OFF "THE STORM."

I DIDN'T KNOW WHY THEY THOUGHT HE COULD PULL OFF "THE STORM."

HE CAN'T EVEN CLOSE "THE UMBRELLA."

彼は "アンブレラ "を閉じることができない

FOR FOUR YEARS, Q KEPT SAYING "TODAY'S THE DAY," AND THEN

FOR FOUR YEARS, Q KEPT SAYING "TODAY'S THE DAY," AND THEN

NOTHING HAPPENED THAT DAY.

その日は何もなかった

MEANWHILE, THE ONLINE PROMOTERS OF Q'S FAILED PROPHECIES WERE

MEANWHILE, THE ONLINE PROMOTERS OF Q'S FAILED PROPHECIES WERE

RAKING IN CASH BY SELLING Q-ANON MERCHANDISE.

Q-ANONの商品を販売して現金を稼ぐ。

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MAKE THEM PAY FOR MERCH.

商品の代金を払わせるなんて 信じられない

THE BEST CULTS GIVE YOU FREE KOOL-AID AND NIKES.

最高の文化はあなたに無料のクールエイドとニコンを提供します。

THE ELECTION PRESENTED A BIT OF PROBLEM FOR Q.

選挙はQ.のための問題の一端を提示した。

IF THE ALL-POWERFUL GUY WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THE POWERFUL

IF THE ALL-POWERFUL GUY WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THE POWERFUL

THING WASN'T IN POWER ANYMORE, HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO THE

もう力を失っていたのに、どうやって彼はそれをすることになったのか。

THING?

あれ？

SO YESTERDAY, Q-ANON FOLLOWERS WATCHED THE INAUGURATION LIKE

SO YESTERDAY, Q-ANON FOLLOWERS WATCHED THE INAUGURATION LIKE

LINUS IN A PUMPKIN PATCH, AND THE CONSPIRACY PEDDLERS KEPT

リナスのパンチキンパッチとペドラーの陰謀が残っている

LEADING THEM ON, PROMISING THINGS LIKE THE BIDENS, OBAMAS

LEADING THEM ON, PROMISING THINGS LIKE THE BIDENS, OBAMAS

AND CLINTONS WOULD BE ROUNDED UP AND EXECUTED FOR CHILD SEX

クリントン夫妻は児童性愛の罪で処刑されるだろう

TRAFFICKING, TREASON AND OTHER CRIMES, AND THAT THE FORMER

密輸、不法行為、その他の犯罪、および前者は

PRESIDENT WOULD REMAIN IN POWER.

大統領は権力を維持するだろう

IT SOUNDS DERANGED, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF WEIRD INTERNET

IT SOUNDS DERANGED, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF WEIRD INTERNET

THEORIES ABOUT HIM.

彼についての理論。

FOR INSTANCE, IS HE...

インスタンスのために、彼は...

PART SASQUATCH?

PART SASQUATCH?

BY THE TIME BIDEN WAS SWORN IN, IT BECAME APPARENT THAT THE

バイデンが宣誓された時までには、それは明らかになった。

STORM WASN'T COMING, AND Q-ANON FOLLOWERS STARTED POSTING THINGS

嵐が来ないのにQ-ANONのフォロワーが投稿し始めた。

LIKE "I CAN'T STOP CRYING," "I FEEL SICK, DISGUSTED AND

I CAN'T STOP CRYING "や "I FEEL SICK, DISGUSTED AND "のように

DISAPPOINTED," AND "IT'S OVER.

DISAPPOINTED」と「IT'S OVER」。

IT IS SADLY, SADLY OVER."

"IT IS SADLY SADLY OVER"

IT WAS A SHORT WALK FROM "Q" TO "WHY!?"

"Q "から "WHY!? "までの短い道のりでした。

ONE FOLLOWER WAS IN DISBELIEF, POSTING, "IT SIMPLY DOESN'T MAKE

あるフォロワーは不信感を抱いており、"IT SIMPLY DOESN'T MAKE "と投稿しています。

SENSE THAT WE ALL GOT PLAYED."

SENSE THAT WE ALL GOT PLAYED."

UH... YES, IT DOES.

うう...はい、そうです。

YOU LISTENED TO A RANDO ON THE INTERNET.

YOU LISTENED TO A RANDO ON THE INTERNET.

BUT IF YOU'D LIKE TO GET REVENGE ON THAT RANDO, ALL YOU HAVE TO

BUT IF YOU'D LIKE TO GET REVENGE ON THAT RANDO, ALL YOU HAVE TO

DO IS SEND SOME MONEY TO A NIGERIAN PRINCE I KNOW.

私の知ってるニゲリア人の王子に お金を送ってください

OR JUST SEND IT TO ME, I'LL MAKE SURE HE GETS IT.

私に送ってくれれば 届くようにするから

THEN AGAIN, NOT EVERYTHING CAN MAKE AS MUCH SENSE AS J.F.K. JR

またしても、すべてのものがJ.F.K. JRのような意味を持つことはできません。

FAKING HIS OWN DEATH IN ORDER TO ONE DAY RE-EMERGE TO JOIN THE

自分の死を偽装して、いつの日か再起して仲間になるために。

REPUBLICAN TICKET AND STOP BILL GATES FROM MICROCHIPPING OUR

共和党のチケットとストップ・ビル・ゲイツはマイクロチップ化しています。

VACCINES.

VACCINES.

COME ON, Q FOLLOWERS.

COME ON, Q FOLLOWERS.

IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO JOIN THE REST OF US IN THE RATIONAL

ラショナルに参加するのは今からでも遅くない

WORLD, AND WAIT FOR JESUS TO COME BACK ON A CLOUD OF GLORY TO

世界に、そして栄光の雲に乗って戻ってくるイエスを待っています。

JUDGE THE LIVING AND THE DEAD.

生者と死者を裁く。

AFTER THE INAUGURAL, Q FOLLOWERS GOT A DOSE OF REALITY FROM ONE Q

就任式の後、Qフォロワーは1人のQから現実の量を得ました

FORUM ADMINISTRATOR, WHO POSTED, "WE HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT SWORN

"新大統領が誕生しました" と投稿した フォーラム管理者

IN, AND IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY AS CITIZENS TO RESPECT THE

を尊重することは、市民としての私たちの責任です。

CONSTITUTION" ADDING, "PLEASE REMEMBER ALL THE FRIENDS AND

CONSTITUTION "に "PLEASE REMEMBER ALL THE FRIENDS AND "を追加しました。

HAPPY MEMORIES WE MADE TOGETHER OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS."

"この１年でできた幸せな思い出"

"TURNS OUT, THE REAL CONSPIRACY THEORY WAS THE CANNIBAL LIZARD

"TURNS OUT, THE REAL CONSPIRACY THEORY WAS THE CANNIBAL LIZARD

FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY."

FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY."

MUST BE DIFFICULT FOR THE Q-ANONS-- OR Q-BERTS, AS THEY

Q-アノンやQ-BERTSにとっては困難でなければなりません。

ARE NEVER CALLED-- BUT IF THEY'RE SAD AND LOOKING FOR

ARE NEVER CALLED-- BUT IF THEY'RE SAD AND LOOKING FOR

WAYS TO SPEND HOURS ON THE INTERNET RESEARCHING ARCANE

インターネットで時間を費やしてアルカンを研究する方法

AND IMPOSSIBLE-TO-UNDERSTAND THEORIES, MIGHT I SUGGEST

そして、不可能な理論を理解するために、私は提案することができます。

NERD CULTURE?

NERD CULTURE?

JOIN US!

JOIN US!

IT'S GREAT!

最高だよ！

I SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT I'M NOT ON CAMERA READING J.R.R

カメラに映っていない間は いつもJ. R.

TOLKIEN, AND READING ABOUT J.R.R. TOLKIEN, AND LISTENING TO

トルキエンとJ.R.R.トルキエンについての読書とリスニング

TOLKIEN PODCASTS AND TAKING TOLKIEN QUIZZES AND READING THE

トールキエンのポッドキャストとトールキエンのクイズを受けたり、本を読んだりする。

TOLKIEN DICTIONARY AND CORRECTING THE ENTRIES!

トルキエン語辞典と入力項目の修正!

WHY BE UPSET ABOUT FICTIONAL REPTILIAN SATANISTS, WHEN YOU

架空のレプティリアンサタニストのことでなぜ動揺するのか？

CAN BE ANGRY AT THE VERY REAL FACT THAT GLORFINDEL GOT SHAFTED

グロフィンデルが揺さぶられたという事実に 怒りを覚えることができます。

IN THE "LORD OF THE RINGS" MOVIES?

IN THE "LORD OF THE RINGS" MOVIES?

LOOK, I UNDERSTAND ADDING ARWEN.

アーウェンの追加は理解している

I LIKE THAT.

I LIKE THAT.

EVEN THE PROFESSOR KNEW THAT SHE WAS AN UNDERDEVELOPED CHARACTER

教授も知っていた自分が未発達なキャラクターであることを

IN THE NOVEL, BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CUT GLORFINDEL OUT?

IN THE NOVEL, BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CUT GLORFINDEL OUT?

HE DEFEATED A BALROG AT THE FALL OF GONDOLIN.

彼はゴンドリンの滝でバルログを倒した

DOES THAT NOT COUNT FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE?

DOES THAT NOT COUNT FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE?

AND PLEASE, NO LETTERS THAT GLORFINDEL HIMSELF WAS KILLED

グロフィンデルが殺されたとは書かないでください。

WHILE DEFEATING THE BALROG.

バルログを倒している間に

SO WAS ECTHELION, LORD OF THE HOUSE OF THE FOUNTAIN!

エクセリオンもそうだった！

AND THAT WAS AGAINST GOTHMOG!

それはゴッホモグとの戦いだった！

SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

AND I PROMISE, JUST LIKE Q-ANON, YOU WILL SOUND CRAZY, AND YOUR

約束する、Q-anonのように、あなたは狂ったように聞こえるし、あなたの

FAMILY WILL WISH YOU WOULD FIND ANOTHER OUTLET FOR YOUR

FAMILY WILL WISH YOU WOULD FIND ANOTHER OUTLET FOR YOUR

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER.

強迫性-強迫性障害

AND NOR ONE WILL DIE, EXCEPT GANDALF.

誰も死なない ガンダルフ以外はね

Q-ANON'S NOT THE ONLY RIGHT-WING NUT JOBS DISAPPOINTED BY THE