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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

    >> スティーブンヘイ、みんな!

  • WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

  • I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    あなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

  • TODAY WAS THE FIRST FULL DAY ON THE JOB FOR PRESIDENT BIDEN.

    TODAY WAS THE FIRST FULL DAY ON THE JOB FOR PRESIDENT BIDEN.

  • OH -- OH, I'VE GOT TO SAY, THAT DOES FEEL GOOD ON THE TONGUE --

    ああ 言わせてもらうと トングの音が気持ちいいな

  • PRESIDENT BIDEN.

    PRESIDENT BIDEN.

  • IT'S LIKE LICKING FROSTING RIGHT OFF THE SPATULA.

    IT'S LIKE LICKING FROSTING RIGHT OFF THE SPATULA.

  • (OVER-ARTICULATING) PREZZZIDENT BIIIDEN NEEEVEER

    (過激派) プレジデント・バイイデン・ニーバー

  • BAAAANKRUPPTED A CAAAASINOO.

    BAAAANKRUPPTED A CAAAASINOO。

  • THE FIRST DAY OF ANY JOB IS STRESSFUL, ESPECIALLY WHEN

    THE FIRST DAY OF ANY JOB IS STRESSFUL, ESPECIALLY WHEN

  • YOU'RE THE NEW MANAGER, AND THE LAST GUY GOT CALLED INTO HR

    あなたが新任の管理者で 最後の人はHRに呼ばれた

  • FOR "INAPPROPRIATE WORKPLACE TREASONING."

    "不適切な職場の不法行為 "のために

  • HE WAS ME-COUP'D.

    彼は私とカップルだった

  • BUT THIS NEW ADMINISTRATION HAS AN UNPRECEDENTED TO-DO LIST,

    しかし、この新しいADMINISTRATIONには、非推奨のTO DOリストがあります。

  • WHICH BIDEN LAID OUT IN HIS INAUGURAL ADDRESS: THE VIRUS,

    彼の就任演説でバイデンが出したもの。THE VIRUS.

  • CLIMATE CHANGE, GROWING INEQUALITY, RACISM, AMERICA'S

    気候変動、拡大する不平等、人種差別、米国

  • GLOBAL STANDING, AND AN ATTACK ON TRUTH AND DEMOCRACY.

    GLOBAL STANDING, AND AN ATTACK ON TRUTH AND DEMOCRACY.

  • IT'S LIKE THE NEW FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE, WITH TWO

    IT'S LIKE THE NEW FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE, WITH TWO

  • BONUS HORSES!

    ボーナスホース!

  • YOU'VE GOT WAR, FAMINE, PESTILENCE, DEATH, PLUS GLOBAL

    戦争、疫病、疫病、死、そして世界的にも

  • WARMING, AND YOUR UNCLE CARL.

    暖かくなってきたし、カール叔父さんも。

  • THE HORSE IN THE LEAD IS PESTILENCE.

    先頭の馬はPESTILENCEです。

  • BECAUSE THE PANDEMIC IS WORSE THAN EVER.

    BECAUSE THE PANDEMIC IS WORSE THAN EVER.

  • YESTERDAY, THE U.S. RECORDED THE SECOND HIGHEST NUMBER OF COVID

    先日、米国は、コビドの数が2番目に高い記録を記録しました。

  • DEATHS EVER, AND RIGHT NOW, AMERICANS ARE DYING FASTER OF

    DEATHS EVER, AND RIGHT NOW, AMERICANS ARE DYING FASTER OF

  • COVID-19 THAN OUR SOLDIERS DID IN WORLD WAR II.

    COVID-19よりも私たちの兵士たちは、第二次世界大戦で行った。

  • ONLY TO WIN THAT CONFLICT, WE HAD TO GET THE FASCISTS OUT OF

    ONLY TO WIN THAT CONFLICT, WE HAD TO GET THE FASCISTS OUT OF

  • THE GERMAN CAPITAL.

    ドイツの首都

  • SO TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN SIGNED TEN EXECUTIVE ORDERS TO GET HIS

    SO TODAY, PRESIDENT BIDEN SIGNED TEN EXECUTIVE ORDERS TO GET HIS

  • PANDEMIC PLAN ROLLING, INCLUDING A REQUIREMENT FOR MASKS WHILE

    マスクの必要条件を含むパンデミックプランローリング

  • TRAVELING, STUDIES AND TRIALS OF COVID-19 TREATMENTS, AND MORE

    旅、COVID-19治療の研究と実験など

  • PUBLIC DATA ON CASES AND VACCINATIONS.

    症例と予防接種に関する公開データ。

  • IT'S A NEW STRATEGY THE WHITE HOUSE IS CALLING "OPERATION:

    IT'S A NEW STRATEGY THE WHITE HOUSE IS CALLING "OPERATION:

  • WELL, DUH!" ONE EXECUTIVE ORDER IS AIMED AT

    "WELL, DUH!"1つのエクセクティブ・オーダーの目的は

  • MAKING IT SAFER TO GO TO WORK, BY DIRECTING OSHA TO PUBLISH

    OSHA が公表するように指示することで、より安全な通勤を可能にしています。

  • WORKER SAFETY GUIDELINES.

    作業者の安全性に関する指針。

  • THAT MEANS MASKS IN BREAK ROOMS, HAND SANITIZER AT THE DOORWAYS,

    つまり休憩室のマスクと 玄関の手洗い器だ

  • AND CHIPOTLE WILL CANCEL ITS POPULAR "BOBBING FOR GUAC."

    AND CHIPOTLEは、その人気の高い "BOBBING FOR GUAC "をキャンセルします。

  • "YES, IT'S EXTRA."

    "はい、エクストラです"

  • AND THE BEST PART IS, THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION IS GOING TO KEEP

    そして最高なのは バイデン政権が維持することです

  • US INFORMED ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE DOING, WITH REGULAR EXPERT-LED

    通常のエキスパートライトを使って、彼らが何をしているのかを知ることができます。

  • SCIENCE-BASED PUBLIC BRIEFINGS.

    科学に基づいたパブリック・ブリーフィング。

  • WHICH WILL BE A NICE CHANGE FROM MORON-LED, CLOROX-BASED,

    モロン・ライト、クロロックス・ベースからの良い変化となるでしょう。

  • DEXAMETHASONE RAMBLINGS.

    デキサメタソーンのランブリング。

  • TODAY, WE HEARD FROM A MAN SO DEDICATED TO PROPER

    今日、私たちはある男の話を聞きました。

  • STERILIZATION TECHNIQUES THAT HE'S THE ONLY ONE TO EMERGE FROM

    STERILIZATION TECHNIQUES THAT HE'S THE ONLY ONE TO EMERGE FROM

  • THE LAST ADMINISTRATION NOT COVERED IN THE STENCH OF

    の文脈ではカバーされていない最後のアドミニストレーション

  • FAILURE, DR. ANTHONY FAUCI.

    FAILURE, DR.ANTHONY FAUCI.

  • FAUCI SAYS HE'S GETTING ONE SPECIFIC QUESTION ABOUT THE NEW

    FAUCI SAYS HE'S GETTING ONE SPECIFIC QUESTION ABOUT THE NEW

  • COVID STRAINS THAT HAVE APPEARED IN THE U.K. AND SOUTH AFRICA.

    英国と南アフリカに出現したCOVID STRAINS。

  • >> WHAT IS IT ABOUT THESE MUTANTS THAT YOU ARE HEARING

    >> WHAT IS IT ABOUT THESE MUTANTS THAT YOU ARE HEARING

  • ABOUT?

    ABOUT?

  • >> STEPHEN: OKAY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S AUDITIONING FOR THE

    >> 聞かれているように聞こえるが

  • NEXT "X-MEN" MOVIE.

    NEXT「X-MEN」MOVIE。

  • (AS FAUCI) "WHAT ARE THESE MUTANTS WE HEAR

    (AS FAUCI) "WHAT ARE THESE MUTANTS WE HEAR

  • ABOUT?

    ABOUT?

  • WHY WON'T PROFESSOR X RELEASE HIS STUDENT BODY LIST?

    WHY WON'T PROFESSOR X RELEASE HIS STUDENT BODY LIST?

  • IF HE'S GOT RAZOR-SHARP KNIVES IN HIS HANDS, WHY DOESN'T

    彼の手に鋭いナイフがあるなら、なぜそうしないのか?

  • WOLVERINE HAVE A CLOSER SHAVE?

    WOLVERINEはクローズアップされた髭を持っていますか?

  • ONE GUY'S NAME IS CYCLOPS AND HE'S GOT TWO EYES?

    ONE GUY'S NAME IS CYCLOPS AND HE'S GOT TWO EYES?

  • NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE!" NEXT QUESTION.

    NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE!" NEXT QUESTION.

  • FAUCI TOUCHED ON HOW THE BIDEN WHITE HOUSE DIFFERS FROM THE

    FAUCI TOUCHED ON HOW THE BIDEN WHITE HOUSE DIFFERS FROM THE

  • LAST ONE, AND HE THREW SOME SHADE.

    最後の一人で、彼は影を投げた。

  • >> ONE OF THE NEW THINGS IN THIS ADMINISTRATION, IF YOU DON'T

    >> 政権の新機能の一つである、もしそうでなければ

  • HAVE THE ANSWER, DON'T GUESS.

    答えを知っている 推測するな

  • JUST SAY YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER.

    答えを知らないと言ってくれ

  • >> STEPHEN: DR. FAUCI?

    >> >> DR.FAUCI?

  • MORE LIKE DOCTOR OUCH-IE!

    もっと好きになってくれ!

  • BECAUSE THAT WAS A BURN!

    それは火傷だったからだ!

  • ME-YOW!

    ME-YOW!

  • YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE UP AN ANSWER

    答えを作る必要はありません。

  • TO "HOW DOES TONY FEEL ABOUT THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT," BECAUSE THE

    TO "HOW DOES TONY FEEL ABOUT THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT," BECAUSE THE

  • D.N.A. TEST CAME BACK AND HE'S 100% THAT (BLEEP)!

    D.N.A. TEST CAME BACK AND HE'S 100% THAT (BLEEP)!

  • THE GOOD DOCTOR MADE IT CLEAR, HE IS GLAD TO BE DONE DEALING

    良い医者はそれを明確にしてくれた、彼は取引が終わったことを喜んでいる。

  • WITH THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION.

    WITH THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION.

  • >> I TAKE NO PLEASURE AT ALL IN BEING IN A SITUATION OF

    >> 私は、このような状況にいることに喜びを感じることは全くありません。

  • CONTRADICTING THE PRESIDENT.

    CONTRADICTING THE PRESIDENT.

  • SO IT WAS REALLY SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T FEEL YOU COULD ACTUALLY

    SO IT WAS REALLY SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T FEEL YOU COULD ACTUALLY

  • SAY SOMETHING AND THERE WOULDN'T BE REPERCUSSIONS ABOUT IT.

    何か言えば、それについての反論はないだろう。

  • THE IDEA THAT YOU CAN GET UP HERE AND TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU

    ここに来て自分のことを話すことができるという考え

  • KNOW AND WHAT THE EVIDENCE-- WHAT THE SCIENCE IS, AND KNOW

    証拠とは何かを知り、科学とは何かを知り、知ること。

  • THAT'S IT.

    それだけだ

  • LET THE SCIENCE SPEAK.

    LET THE SCIENCE SPEAK.

  • IT IS SOMEWHAT OF A LIBERATING FEELING.

    それはある種のリベラティブな感情です。

  • >> STEPHEN: THAT'S RIGHT, HE CAN JUST LET THE SCIENCE SPEAK.

    >> STEPHEN: THAT'S RIGHT, HE CAN JUST LET THE SCIENCE SPEAK.

  • FOR EXAMPLE: NATURE ABHORS A VACUUM.

    例:自然は真空を吸収する。

  • AND LIKE A VACUUM, THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION SUCKED.

    前の政権は最悪だった

  • MEOW!

    メオウ!

  • EVEN THOUGH THE LAST PRESIDENT CLEARLY WASN'T IMPLEMENTING

    前の大統領が明らかに実施していなかったにもかかわらず

  • THEIR VACCINATION PLAN VERY WELL, BIDEN'S TEAM WERE HESITANT

    彼らのVACCINATION PLAN VERY WELLELL, BIDEN'S TEAM WERE HESITANT

  • TO CRITICIZE THEM, BECAUSE THEY WERE "ALREADY HAVING A HARD TIME

    彼らを批判するには、彼らは "すでに苦労していた "ので

  • GETTING CRITICAL INFORMATION AND COOPERATION FROM THE OUTGOING

    外出先から重要な情報と協力を得る

  • ADMINISTRATION."

    "ADMINISTRATION"

  • THEY HAD TO BE NICE SO WHEN THEY GOT THERE, THE PREVIOUS FOLKS

    彼らは親切でなければならなかった だから彼らがそこに着いたとき、以前の人々は

  • WOULD LEAVE THEM THEIR PLAN!

    WOULD LEAVE THEM THEIR PLAN!

  • WELL, YESTERDAY, BIDEN'S TEAM GOT THE PLAN, AND THEY FOUND OUT

    WELL, YESTERDAY, BIDEN'S TEAM GOT THE PLAN, AND THEY FOUND OUT

  • THAT PLAN IS NON-EXISTENT.

    その計画は非実在です。

  • SO THEY NEVER HAD A PLAN TO FIX THE WORST PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS

    SO THEY NEVER HAD A PLAN TO FIX THE WORST PUBLIC HEALTH CRISIS

  • IN A CENTURY?

    IN A CENTURY?

  • THAT'S LIKE IF THE "OCEANS 11" HEIST KICKED OFF WITH GEORGE

    THAT'S LIKE IF THE "OCEANS 11" HEIST KICKED OFF WITH GEORGE

  • CLOONEY SAYING THIS: >> THIS IS THE VAULT AT THE

    クロニーはこう言ってる>> これが、あの場所にあったバルトなんだよ。

  • BELLAGIO.

    ベッラージオ

  • I GOT NOTHING.

    何も得られなかった

  • LET'S GO!

    LET'S GO!

  • >> OKAY.

    >>OKAY。

  • >> STEPHEN: BUT ASSISTANCE IS ON THE WAY, BECAUSE NOW, AMAZON IS

    >> でも、今はアマゾンが支援をしてくれています。

  • OFFERING TO HELP WITH VACCINE DISTRIBUTION.

    OFFERING TO HELP WITH VACCINE DISTRIBUTION.

  • THANK GOD!

    THANK GOD!

  • I CAN'T WAIT TO GET A THREE-FOOT BOX THAT JUST HAS ONE SYRINGE

    シンジが1つあるだけの3フィートの箱を手に入れるのが待ち遠しいです。

  • RATTLING AROUND.

    周りがガタガタしてる

  • OR BETTER YET, FIRE UP ONE OF THOSE DRONES AND LET IT SHOOT A

    それよりも、もっといいのは、そのうちの1つを発射して、それを撃たせることです。

  • NEEDLE DIRECTLY INTO MY NECK!

    首に直接針を刺す!

  • UNTIL AMAZON IS READY, JUST TO GET THE VACCINE, PEOPLE ARE

    AMAZONが準備ができるまで、 VACCINEを手に入れなければならない。

  • TAKING EXTREME RISKS.

    過度のリスクを冒すこと

  • BY WHICH I MEAN, GOING TO FLORIDA.

    つまり、フロリダに行くという意味です。

  • PEOPLE FROM OUTSIDE THE STATE ARE COMING TO FLORIDA TO GET

    PEOPLE FROM OUTSIDE THE STATE ARE COMING TO FLORIDA TO GET

  • VACCINATED, AN ISSUE THAT'S BEING CALLED VACCINE TOURISM.

    VACCINATED VACCINE TOURISMと 呼ばれている問題です

  • IT'S JUST ONE OF THE MANY TYPES OF FLORIDA-SPECIFIC TOURISM.

    これはフロリダ特有のツーリズムの一つに過ぎません。

  • YOU'VE GOT "THEME PARK" TOURISM, "GOLF" TOURISM, AND "DIVORCED

    テーマパーク」観光、「ゴルフ」観光、そして「バツイチ」。

  • DAD REALLY GETTING INTO A JIMMY BUFFET PHASE."

    DAD REALLY GETTING INTO A JIMMY BUFFET PHASE."

  • IT'S POSSIBLE THIS VACCINE TOURISM IS ACTUALLY THE RESULT

    VACCINE TOURISMは実際にその結果である可能性がある

  • OF A HUGE OVERSIGHT, BECAUSE UNDER THE STATE'S CURRENT

    州の現行法の下では、大きな見落としがあるからです。

  • VACCINATION PLAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE FROM FLORIDA IN ORDER

    VACCINATION PLAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE FROM FLORIDA IN ORDER

  • TO GET A VACCINE.

    バクシンを手に入れるために

  • SEEMS LIKE CHECKING AN ADDRESS WOULD BE IMPORTANT BEFORE

    SEEMS LIKE CHECKING AN ADDRESS WOULD BE IMPORTANT BEFORE

  • HANDING OUT A VACCINE.

    ワクチンを渡す。

  • YOU DON'T SEE STRIP CLUB BOUNCERS CHECKING I.D.S AND

    ストリップクラブのバンカーが身元をチェックしているのを見たことがありません。

  • SAYING, "WOW, THIS LOOKS PROFESSIONALLY LAMINATED.

    と言うと、「すごい、これはプロのラミナ加工が施されている。

  • ENJOY THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM, MR. 'JOHN P. LEGAL-AGE'."

    シャンパンの部屋を楽しんで下さい"ジョン・P・リーガルエイジ"

  • BUT THE STATE IS CRACKING DOWN, AND NOW PEOPLE WHO SHOW UP FOR

    しかし、国家は崩壊していて、今では、出席する人たちは、

  • VACCINES WILL BE ASKED TO SHOW THEIR FLORIDA I.D. IN ORDER TO

    VACCINES WILL BE ASKED TO SHOW THEIR FLORIDA I.D. IN ORDER TO

  • GET THE SHOT.

    GET THE SHOT.

  • AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE, YOU CAN PROVE

    AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE, YOU CAN PROVE

  • YOUR RESIDENCY BY SHOWING YOUR TRAMP STAMP OF CALVIN AND THE

    カルヴィンの印紙を提示して 住まいを確認してください

  • TASMANIAN DEVIL PEEING ON THE NAME OF YOUR EX.

    タスマニアンの悪魔が あなたの元彼の名前におしっこをしている

  • YESTERDAY'S INAUGURATION WAS A ROUGH DAY FOR MEMBERS OF Q-ANON,

    YESTERDAY'S INAUGURATION WAS A ROUGH DAY FOR MEMBERS OF Q-ANON,

  • WHICH IS A BIZARRE COLLECTION OF ONLINE CONSPIRACY THEORIES FROM

    WHICH IS A BIZARRE COLLECTION OF ONLINE CONSPIRACY THEORIES FROM

  • A COMPLICATED PLOT CONNECTING UF.O.S AND THE ILLUMINATI TO

    UF.O.S.とイルミナティを結ぶ複雑なプロット

  • THE CLAIM THAT CERTAIN CELEBRITIES, ENTREPRENEURS AND

    特定の著名人、企業家、および企業家の主張

  • POLITICIANS ARE LIZARD PEOPLE DISGUISED IN HUMAN SKIN.

    POLITICIANS ARE LIZARD PEOPLE DISGUISED IN HUMAN SKIN.

  • OF COURSE, SOME OF THE LIZARDMAN SKIN SUITS ARE LESS CONVINCING

    OF COURSE, SOME OF THE LIZARDMAN SKIN SUITS ARE LESS CONVINCING

  • THAN OTHERS.

    他の人よりも

  • YOU MAY KNOW OF Q-ANON THANKS TO THEIR EXTENSIVE PRODUCT

    Q-ANONを知っている方は、その拡張性の高い製品のおかげで、Q-ANONを知っているかもしれません。

  • PLACEMENT AT THE CAPITOL RIOT.

    キャピタル・ライオットに配置された。

  • Q-ANON CRAZIES TAKE THEIR MARCHING ORDERS FROM A SHADOWY

    Q-ANON CRAZIESは日陰から行進命令を出す

  • ONLINE ANONYMOUS FIGURE NAMED "Q."

    "Q "という名のオンラインアノニマスフィギュア。

  • NO ONE KNOWS HIS OR HER, OR ITS REAL NAME, BUT AUTHORITIES HAVE

    誰も自分や彼女、またはその本当の名前を知らないが、当局は知っている。

  • RELEASED THIS VIDEO OF Q WITH TWO CO-CONSPIRATORS.

    RELEASED THIS VIDEO OF Q WITH TWO CO-CONSPIRATORS.

  • Q HAS POSTED THOUSANDS OF CRYPTIC MESSAGES SINCE 2017,

    Qは2017年に入ってから大量のクリプティックメッセージを投稿しています。

  • CLAIMING AMONG OTHER THINGS THAT THE 45TH PRESIDENT WAS SECRETLY

    第45代大統領が密かにいたと主張しています

  • SPEARHEADING A SPIRITUAL WAR AGAINST AN ELITE CABAL OF

    エリート集団との霊的戦争の先頭に立つ

  • CHILD-EATING SATANISTS WHO CONTROLLED WASHINGTON, HOLLYWOOD

    CHILD-EATING SATANISTS WHO CONTROLLED WASHINGTON, HOLLYWOOD

  • AND THE WORLD AND WOULD SOON CORRAL HIS ENEMIES FOR MILITARY

    そして、世界とすぐに軍事のために彼の敵を枢密にするだろう。

  • TRIBUNALS AND MASS EXECUTIONS IN A SHOW OF FORCE THEY CALLED "THE

    三国同盟と集団処刑は、彼らが "THE "と呼んだ力の見せ場だった。

  • STORM."

    "ストーム"

  • I DIDN'T KNOW WHY THEY THOUGHT HE COULD PULL OFF "THE STORM."

    I DIDN'T KNOW WHY THEY THOUGHT HE COULD PULL OFF "THE STORM."

  • HE CAN'T EVEN CLOSE "THE UMBRELLA."

    彼は "アンブレラ "を閉じることができない

  • FOR FOUR YEARS, Q KEPT SAYING "TODAY'S THE DAY," AND THEN

    FOR FOUR YEARS, Q KEPT SAYING "TODAY'S THE DAY," AND THEN

  • NOTHING HAPPENED THAT DAY.

    その日は何もなかった

  • MEANWHILE, THE ONLINE PROMOTERS OF Q'S FAILED PROPHECIES WERE

    MEANWHILE, THE ONLINE PROMOTERS OF Q'S FAILED PROPHECIES WERE

  • RAKING IN CASH BY SELLING Q-ANON MERCHANDISE.

    Q-ANONの商品を販売して現金を稼ぐ。

  • I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MAKE THEM PAY FOR MERCH.

    商品の代金を払わせるなんて 信じられない

  • THE BEST CULTS GIVE YOU FREE KOOL-AID AND NIKES.

    最高の文化はあなたに無料のクールエイドとニコンを提供します。

  • THE ELECTION PRESENTED A BIT OF PROBLEM FOR Q.

    選挙はQ.のための問題の一端を提示した。

  • IF THE ALL-POWERFUL GUY WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THE POWERFUL

    IF THE ALL-POWERFUL GUY WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THE POWERFUL

  • THING WASN'T IN POWER ANYMORE, HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO DO THE

    もう力を失っていたのに、どうやって彼はそれをすることになったのか。

  • THING?

    あれ?

  • SO YESTERDAY, Q-ANON FOLLOWERS WATCHED THE INAUGURATION LIKE

    SO YESTERDAY, Q-ANON FOLLOWERS WATCHED THE INAUGURATION LIKE

  • LINUS IN A PUMPKIN PATCH, AND THE CONSPIRACY PEDDLERS KEPT

    リナスのパンチキンパッチとペドラーの陰謀が残っている

  • LEADING THEM ON, PROMISING THINGS LIKE THE BIDENS, OBAMAS

    LEADING THEM ON, PROMISING THINGS LIKE THE BIDENS, OBAMAS

  • AND CLINTONS WOULD BE ROUNDED UP AND EXECUTED FOR CHILD SEX

    クリントン夫妻は児童性愛の罪で処刑されるだろう

  • TRAFFICKING, TREASON AND OTHER CRIMES, AND THAT THE FORMER

    密輸、不法行為、その他の犯罪、および前者は

  • PRESIDENT WOULD REMAIN IN POWER.

    大統領は権力を維持するだろう

  • IT SOUNDS DERANGED, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF WEIRD INTERNET

    IT SOUNDS DERANGED, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF WEIRD INTERNET

  • THEORIES ABOUT HIM.

    彼についての理論。

  • FOR INSTANCE, IS HE...

    インスタンスのために、彼は...

  • PART SASQUATCH?

    PART SASQUATCH?

  • BY THE TIME BIDEN WAS SWORN IN, IT BECAME APPARENT THAT THE

    バイデンが宣誓された時までには、それは明らかになった。

  • STORM WASN'T COMING, AND Q-ANON FOLLOWERS STARTED POSTING THINGS

    嵐が来ないのにQ-ANONのフォロワーが投稿し始めた。

  • LIKE "I CAN'T STOP CRYING," "I FEEL SICK, DISGUSTED AND

    I CAN'T STOP CRYING "や "I FEEL SICK, DISGUSTED AND "のように

  • DISAPPOINTED," AND "IT'S OVER.

    DISAPPOINTED」と「IT'S OVER」。

  • IT IS SADLY, SADLY OVER."

    "IT IS SADLY SADLY OVER"

  • IT WAS A SHORT WALK FROM "Q" TO "WHY!?"

    "Q "から "WHY!? "までの短い道のりでした。

  • ONE FOLLOWER WAS IN DISBELIEF, POSTING, "IT SIMPLY DOESN'T MAKE

    あるフォロワーは不信感を抱いており、"IT SIMPLY DOESN'T MAKE "と投稿しています。

  • SENSE THAT WE ALL GOT PLAYED."

    SENSE THAT WE ALL GOT PLAYED."

  • UH... YES, IT DOES.

    うう...はい、そうです。

  • YOU LISTENED TO A RANDO ON THE INTERNET.

    YOU LISTENED TO A RANDO ON THE INTERNET.

  • BUT IF YOU'D LIKE TO GET REVENGE ON THAT RANDO, ALL YOU HAVE TO

    BUT IF YOU'D LIKE TO GET REVENGE ON THAT RANDO, ALL YOU HAVE TO

  • DO IS SEND SOME MONEY TO A NIGERIAN PRINCE I KNOW.

    私の知ってるニゲリア人の王子に お金を送ってください

  • OR JUST SEND IT TO ME, I'LL MAKE SURE HE GETS IT.

    私に送ってくれれば 届くようにするから

  • THEN AGAIN, NOT EVERYTHING CAN MAKE AS MUCH SENSE AS J.F.K. JR

    またしても、すべてのものがJ.F.K. JRのような意味を持つことはできません。

  • FAKING HIS OWN DEATH IN ORDER TO ONE DAY RE-EMERGE TO JOIN THE

    自分の死を偽装して、いつの日か再起して仲間になるために。

  • REPUBLICAN TICKET AND STOP BILL GATES FROM MICROCHIPPING OUR

    共和党のチケットとストップ・ビル・ゲイツはマイクロチップ化しています。

  • VACCINES.

    VACCINES.

  • COME ON, Q FOLLOWERS.

    COME ON, Q FOLLOWERS.

  • IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO JOIN THE REST OF US IN THE RATIONAL

    ラショナルに参加するのは今からでも遅くない

  • WORLD, AND WAIT FOR JESUS TO COME BACK ON A CLOUD OF GLORY TO

    世界に、そして栄光の雲に乗って戻ってくるイエスを待っています。

  • JUDGE THE LIVING AND THE DEAD.

    生者と死者を裁く。

  • AFTER THE INAUGURAL, Q FOLLOWERS GOT A DOSE OF REALITY FROM ONE Q

    就任式の後、Qフォロワーは1人のQから現実の量を得ました

  • FORUM ADMINISTRATOR, WHO POSTED, "WE HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT SWORN

    "新大統領が誕生しました" と投稿した フォーラム管理者

  • IN, AND IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY AS CITIZENS TO RESPECT THE

    を尊重することは、市民としての私たちの責任です。

  • CONSTITUTION" ADDING, "PLEASE REMEMBER ALL THE FRIENDS AND

    CONSTITUTION "に "PLEASE REMEMBER ALL THE FRIENDS AND "を追加しました。

  • HAPPY MEMORIES WE MADE TOGETHER OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS."

    "この1年でできた幸せな思い出"

  • "TURNS OUT, THE REAL CONSPIRACY THEORY WAS THE CANNIBAL LIZARD

    "TURNS OUT, THE REAL CONSPIRACY THEORY WAS THE CANNIBAL LIZARD

  • FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY."

    FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY."

  • MUST BE DIFFICULT FOR THE Q-ANONS-- OR Q-BERTS, AS THEY

    Q-アノンやQ-BERTSにとっては困難でなければなりません。

  • ARE NEVER CALLED-- BUT IF THEY'RE SAD AND LOOKING FOR

    ARE NEVER CALLED-- BUT IF THEY'RE SAD AND LOOKING FOR

  • WAYS TO SPEND HOURS ON THE INTERNET RESEARCHING ARCANE

    インターネットで時間を費やしてアルカンを研究する方法

  • AND IMPOSSIBLE-TO-UNDERSTAND THEORIES, MIGHT I SUGGEST

    そして、不可能な理論を理解するために、私は提案することができます。

  • NERD CULTURE?

    NERD CULTURE?

  • JOIN US!

    JOIN US!

  • IT'S GREAT!

    最高だよ!

  • I SPEND EVERY WAKING MOMENT I'M NOT ON CAMERA READING J.R.R

    カメラに映っていない間は いつもJ. R.

  • TOLKIEN, AND READING ABOUT J.R.R. TOLKIEN, AND LISTENING TO

    トルキエンとJ.R.R.トルキエンについての読書とリスニング

  • TOLKIEN PODCASTS AND TAKING TOLKIEN QUIZZES AND READING THE

    トールキエンのポッドキャストとトールキエンのクイズを受けたり、本を読んだりする。

  • TOLKIEN DICTIONARY AND CORRECTING THE ENTRIES!

    トルキエン語辞典と入力項目の修正!

  • WHY BE UPSET ABOUT FICTIONAL REPTILIAN SATANISTS, WHEN YOU

    架空のレプティリアンサタニストのことでなぜ動揺するのか?

  • CAN BE ANGRY AT THE VERY REAL FACT THAT GLORFINDEL GOT SHAFTED

    グロフィンデルが揺さぶられたという事実に 怒りを覚えることができます。

  • IN THE "LORD OF THE RINGS" MOVIES?

    IN THE "LORD OF THE RINGS" MOVIES?

  • LOOK, I UNDERSTAND ADDING ARWEN.

    アーウェンの追加は理解している

  • I LIKE THAT.

    I LIKE THAT.

  • EVEN THE PROFESSOR KNEW THAT SHE WAS AN UNDERDEVELOPED CHARACTER

    教授も知っていた自分が未発達なキャラクターであることを

  • IN THE NOVEL, BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CUT GLORFINDEL OUT?

    IN THE NOVEL, BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CUT GLORFINDEL OUT?

  • HE DEFEATED A BALROG AT THE FALL OF GONDOLIN.

    彼はゴンドリンの滝でバルログを倒した

  • DOES THAT NOT COUNT FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE?

    DOES THAT NOT COUNT FOR ANYTHING ANYMORE?

  • AND PLEASE, NO LETTERS THAT GLORFINDEL HIMSELF WAS KILLED

    グロフィンデルが殺されたとは書かないでください。

  • WHILE DEFEATING THE BALROG.

    バルログを倒している間に

  • SO WAS ECTHELION, LORD OF THE HOUSE OF THE FOUNTAIN!

    エクセリオンもそうだった!

  • AND THAT WAS AGAINST GOTHMOG!

    それはゴッホモグとの戦いだった!

  • SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

    SO WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

  • AND I PROMISE, JUST LIKE Q-ANON, YOU WILL SOUND CRAZY, AND YOUR

    約束する、Q-anonのように、あなたは狂ったように聞こえるし、あなたの

  • FAMILY WILL WISH YOU WOULD FIND ANOTHER OUTLET FOR YOUR

    FAMILY WILL WISH YOU WOULD FIND ANOTHER OUTLET FOR YOUR

  • OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER.

    強迫性-強迫性障害

  • AND NOR ONE WILL DIE, EXCEPT GANDALF.

    誰も死なない ガンダルフ以外はね

  • Q-ANON'S NOT THE ONLY RIGHT-WING NUT JOBS DISAPPOINTED BY THE

    Q-ANON'S NOT THE ONLY RIGHT-WING NUT JOBS DISAPPOINTED BY THE

  • FORMER PRESIDENT.

    前大統領

  • THE PROUD BOYS ARE FEELING SOME MAN-SHAME.

    THE PROUD BOYS ARE FEELING SOME MAN-SHAME.

  • THIS FAR-RIGHT MEN'S GROUP WAS CREATED BECAUSE THEIR IRONIC

    THIS FAR-RIGHT MEN'S GROUP WAS CREATED BECAUSE THEIR IRONIC

  • FOUNDER DIDN'T LIKE THE SONG "PROUD OF YOUR BOY" FROM

    創設者は「君の子を誇りに思う」という歌が嫌いだった。

  • DISNEY'S "ALADDIN" MUSICAL.

    DISNEY'S "ALADDIN" MUSICAL。

  • IT'S WORSE FOR THEM NOW, BECAUSE AFTER THE INAUGURATION, IT'S

    IT'S WORSE FOR THEM NOW, BECAUSE AFTER THE INAUGURATION, IT'S

  • (SINGING) "A WHOLE NEW WORLD!

    "全く新しい世界!

  • A MUCH LESS FASCIST POINT OF VIEW."

    "よりファシストにならない視点"

  • I'M NOT SINGING ANYMORE, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE I AM.

    もう歌ってないけど、歌ってるように見える。