AND WELCOME TO A VERY SPECIAL "A LATE SHOW."

AND WELCOME TO A VERY SPECIAL "A LATE SHOW."

I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

私はあなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

IT'S THE DAY BEFORE THE DAY WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,

IT'S THE DAY BEFORE THE DAY WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR,

BECAUSE TONIGHT IS THE LAST SHOW WE'LL DO DURING THE PRESIDENCY

BECAUSE TONIGHT IS THE LAST SHOW WE'LL DO DURING THE PRESIDENCY

OF HE WHO SHALL REMAIN SHAMELESS.

OF HE WHO SHALL REMAIN SHAMELESS.

NOW, WE COULD TELL IMMEDIATELY THAT ENDURING THIS

今なら、これを我慢していることをすぐに伝えることができる。

ADMINISTRATION WAS GOING TO BE A CHALLENGE.

政権運営は困難を極めようとしていた

THIS IS WHAT I SAID IN MY FIRST MONOLOGUE AFTER HIS ELECTION:

THIS IS WHAT I SAID IN MY FIRST MONOLOGUE AFTER HIS ELECTION:

FOUR YEARS?

FOUR YEARS?

FOUR YEARS?

FOUR YEARS?

WE HAVE FOUR VERY INTERESTING YEARS IN FRONT OF US.

私たちの前には非常に興味深い4年間があります。

I MIGHT HAVE UNDERSOLD THAT JUST A SMIDGE.

私はそれをほんの少し理解していなかったかもしれません。

IT HAS BEEN INTERESTING, IN THE SAME WAY RIDING IN A CAR GOING

同じように車に乗って移動するのは興味深いものでした。

OVER A CLIFF IS THOUGHT-PROVOKING.

OVER A CLIFFは考えさせられる。

BUT TOMORROW, LIKE A MIRACLE, HE WILL DISAPPEAR.

しかし、明日、奇跡のように、彼は消えるだろう。

SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF HIS LOWLIGHTS INCLUDE STARTING HIS

SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS OF HIS LOWLIGHTS INCLUDE STARTING HIS

PRESIDENCY BY DECRYING AMERICAN CARNAGE.

アメリカのカーネーションを破壊して大統領になった。

HIS MUSLIM TRAVEL BAN.

HIS MUSLIM TRAVEL BAN.

VERY FINE PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES.

両側には非常に上質な人たちがいます。

BONDING WITH PUTIN IN HELSINKI.

ヘルシンキでプーチンとの絆。

BONDING WITH KIM JONG-UN IN SINGAPORE.

シンガポールでのキム・ジョンウンとの絆。

BONDING WITH THE MY PILLOW GUY EVERYWHERE ELSE.

私のピロウズとの絆はどこにでもあります。

WANTING TO TRADE PUERTO RICO FOR GREENLAND.

プエルトリコとグリーンランドの取引を希望しています。

TALKING ABOUT NUKING HURRICANES OR CHANGING THEIR PATH WITH A

ハリケーンを核にした話をしたり、その進路を変えたりすることで

SHARPIE.

シャルピー

CALLING THE 26 WOMEN ACCUSING HIM OF SEXUAL ASSAULT LIARS.

性的暴行を告発している２６人の女性を 嘘つき呼ばわりしています

WISHING AN ACCUSED SEX TRAFFICKER WELL.

告発された性犯罪者を 捜しています

CAGING ASYLUM-SEEKING CHILDREN THAT HE TORE FROM THEIR PARENTS.

親から引き裂かれた子供たちを 求めています

GETTING IMPEACHED FOR TRYING TO BLACKMAIL UKRAINE TO INTERFERE

イギリスにブラックメールで干渉しようとしたことで怒られた

IN OUR ELECTION.

私たちの選挙で。

COMPLETELY SHANKING A PANDEMIC.

COMPLETELY SHANKING A PANDEMIC.

TEAR-GASSING PEACEFUL PROTESTERS.

TEAR-GASSING PEACEFUL PROTESTERS.

HOLDING A BIBLE DUMB.

聖書を持っていると

UNDERMINING FAITH IN OUR DEMOCRACY.

私たちの民主主義の中での信仰の崩壊。

INCITING AN ANGRY MOB TO MURDER HIS OWN VICE PRESIDENT.

怒りに満ちた集団を扇動して 彼自身の副大統領を殺害した

AND RUINING "Y.M.C.A."

"Y.M.C.A.

♪ ♪ ♪ WE DIDN'T EVEN TRY HARD FOR THAT

♪ WE DIDN'TEN EVEN TRY HARD FOR THAT

LIST.

LIST.

WE WERE JUST LIKE, IT'S ONLY AN HOUR SHOW.

1時間だけのショーだと思ってたのに

BUT THE WEIRDEST THING OF THE LAST FOUR YEARS-- IT WAS YEAR

BUT THE WEIRDEST THING OF THE LAST FOUR YEARS-- IT WAS YEAR

ONE, RIGHT-- WAS WHEN HE WAS AT THE NATIONAL

ONE, RIGHT-- WAS WHEN HE WAS AT THE NATIONAL

BOY SCOUT JAMBOREE AND TOLD A STORY ABOUT A RICH GUY HE KNEW

ジャンボリーのボーイスカウトで知り合いのお金持ちの話をした。

WHO HAD A YACHT, AND SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT SOUNDED

誰がヤクルトを持っていたのか、そして何か聞こえてきたことについて何かを言っていた。

LIKE A SEX PARTY ON A BOAT.

ボートの上でのセックスパーティーのように。

IT REALLY SUMMED UP THIS LAST FOUR YEARS: YOU DIDN'T KNOW

IT REALLY SUMMED UP THIS LAST FOUR YEARS: YOU DIDN'T KNOW

EXACTLY KNOW WHERE HE WAS GOING OR WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT BUT

どこに向かっていたのか、何を話していたのか、正確には分かっていたが

IT MADE YOU REALLY FEEL DIRTY AND YOU YOU KNEW IT WAS BAD FOR

それはあなたを本当に不潔に感じさせ、あなたはそれが悪いことを知っていました。

CHILDREN.

CHILDREN.

I WOULD BE LYING JUST LIKE HE DOES, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THE

私も彼と同じように嘘をついているはずだが、それは彼が嘘をついているからだ。

"WASHINGTON POST" PINOCCHIO LIE TRACKER, SINCE ASSUMING OFFICE,

"ワシントンポスト" ピノキオの嘘の追跡者 就任以来

THE PRESIDENT HAS MADE 30,534 FALSE OR MISLEADING STATEMENTS.

大統領は30,534の虚偽または誤った声明を発表しました。

IN THE END, PINOCCHIO THREW HIMSELF INTO A WOODCHIPPER.

最後には、ピノキオはウッドチッパーに自分自身を投げ込んだ。

>> I'M FREE!

>> 私は無料です

>> Stephen: IN THE END, THE TAKEAWAY FROM THIS PRESIDENCY

>> スティーブン：最後に、今回の大統領からの収穫は

IS TAKE HIM AWAY.

IS TAKE HIM AWAY.

WE HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW" HAVE BEEN COUNTING DOWN TO THIS DAY

WE HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW" HAVE BEEN COUNTING DOWN TO THIS DAY

FOR FOUR LONG YEARS.

FOR FOUR LONG YEARS.

LITERALLY COUNTING.

LITERALLY COUNTING.

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED WHEN WE WERE IN THE THEATER THERE WAS A

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED WHEN WE WERE IN THE THEATER THERE WAS A

NUMBER IN THE BACK OF THE DOME.

NUMBER IN THE BACK OF THE DOME.

THAT WAS THE NUMBER OF DAYS UNTIL THE END OF THE PRESIDENT'S

THAT WAS THE NUMBER OF DAYS UNTIL THE END OF THE PRESIDENT'S

TERM.

TERM.

AND WE COUNTED IT DOWN EVERY NIGHT FOR FOUR LONG PAINFUL

AND WE COUNTED IT DOWN EVERY NIGHT FOR FOUR LONG PAINFUL

YEARS.

YEARS.

AND TONIGHT, THE NUMBER ON THE DOME HAS COUNTED DOWN TO ONE.

AND TONIGHT, THE NUMBER ON THE DOME HAS COUNTED DOWN TO ONE.

♪ HIT THE ROAD, JACK AND DON'T YOU COME BACK

♪HIT THE ROAD, JACK AND DON'T YOU COME BACK

♪ NO MORE, NO MORE NO MORE, NO MORE ♪

♪ NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE, NO MORE ♪

♪ HIT THE ROAD, JACK AND DON'T YOU COME BACK

♪HIT THE ROAD, JACK AND DON'T YOU COME BACK

♪ WHAT YOU SAY ♪ HIT THE ROAD, JACK

♪ WHAT YOU SAY ♪ HIT THE ROAD, JACK

AND DON'T YOU COME BACK >> Stephen: HIT THE ROAD,

AND DON'T YOU COME BACK >> Stephen: HIT THE ROAD.

JACK.

≪(ジャック)

COME ON JACK.

来いよジャック

THERE'S A ROAD, HIT IT.

道があるから、それを叩いて

( LAUGHTER ) THROUGHOUT ALL THE CRAZINESS AND

( LAUGHTER ) THROUGHOUT ALL THE CRAZINESS AND

THREATS TO EVERYTHING WE HOLD SACRED, THERE WAS ONE HERO WHO

私たちが神聖視しているものすべてに脅威を与えていますが、一人のヒーローがいました。

KEPT OUR COUNTRY TOGETHER: AND THAT'S YOU, THE AMERICAN

KEPT OUR COUNTRY TOGETHER: AND THAT'S YOU, THE AMERICAN

PEOPLE.

PEOPLE.

FOR ALL HIS DANGEROUS ASSAULTS ON DEMOCRACY, DEMOCRACY KICKED

すべての彼の危険な攻撃のために 民主主義上の民主主義、民主主義は蹴った

HIS ASS ALL THE WAY BACK TO FLORIDA.

HIS ASS ALL THE WAY BACK TO FLORIDA.

AND IN THIS CASE, I, FOR ONE, WILL NEVER BE SICK OF WINNING.

この場合、私は勝つことに飽きることはありません。

SO, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.

SO, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.

COUNT YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS YEAR STOPPING HOMEGROWN AMERICAN

今年のあなたの成果を数えよう ホームグロウン・アメリカを止めるために

FASCISM AND HITTING 10,000 STEPS JUST WALKING BETWEEN YOUR FRIDGE

ファシズムと1万歩を達成するために、あなたの友人の間を歩いているだけです。

AND YOUR COUCH.■ç YOU, YOU, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE,

AND YOUR COUCH.■ç YOU, YOU, THE AMERICAN PEOPLE,

YOU HELD YOUR GROUND.

YOU HELD YOUR GROUND.

YOU NEVER WARMED UP TO THE GUY.

君はその男に心を開いたことがない

EVEN WHEN HE WON, HE LOST THE POPULAR VOTE.

EVEN WHEN HE WON, HE LOST THE POPULAR VOTE.

AND ACCORDING TO GALLUP, HIS AVERAGE APPROVAL RATING WAS 41%,

ギャロップによると、彼の平均承認率は41％でした。

"FOUR POINTS LOWER THAN ANY OTHER PRESIDENT."

"他のどの大統領よりも4ポイント低い"

HE'S SO UNPOPULAR, THIS IS HOW HE'LL BE REMEMBERED IN THE HALL

彼はとても人気がないので、これがホールで記憶される方法です。

OF PRESIDENTS: >> WHAT A SCHMUCK I WAS.

大統領の>> 私は何というか...

WHAT A SCHMUCK.Ñi ( LAUGHTER )

WHAT A SCHMUCK. Ñi ( LAUGHTER )

>> Stephen: NOW, IF IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M MAKING A BIG DEAL

>> スティーブン今、私が大きな取引をしているように聞こえるならば

ABOUT HIM LEAVING, IT'S NOT NEARLY AS BIG A DEAL AS HE WANTS

彼が去ることについて、それは彼が望むように大したことではありません。

TO MAKE ABOUT IT.

それについて作ること。

THE PRESIDENT WANTS A BIG MILITARY SEND-OFF AT ANDREWS AIR

大統領は、アンドリューズ航空での大規模な軍人派遣を希望しています。

FORCE BASE, WITH A RED CARPET AND A 21-GUN SALUTE.

フォースベース、赤いカーペットと21丁の銃声。

AND THIS TIME, THE GUNS AREN'T AIMED AT MIKE PENCE.

今回は銃はマイク・ペンスに向けられていない

BUT IT'S BEEN A CHALLENGE GETTING A BIG ENOUGH CROWD TO

しかし、十分な人数を集めるのは大変でした。

SATISFY THE PRESIDENT, IN PART BECAUSE, ACCORDING TO THE

大統領を満足させるために、部分的には、それに従えば

INVITATION, "ALL GUESTS MUST ARRIVE BETWEEN 6:00 A.M. AND

招待状 "すべてのゲストは午前６時から午前６時までに到着しなければならない。

7:15 A.M."

午前7時15分"

A PARTY AT 6:00 A.M.?

午前6時にパーティー？

AWESOME!

AWESOME!

FOR THE LEAST-POPULAR MAN ON EARTH?

FOR THE LEAST-POPULAR MAN ON EARTH?

SWEET!

SWEET!

HEY, TELL YOU WHAT, THROW IN A KARAOKE MACHINE THAT ONLY PLAYS

HEY, TELL YOU WHAT, THROW IN A KARAOKE MACHINE THAT ONLY PLAYS

"ICE ICE BABY," AND I AM IN!

"ICE ICE ICE BABY" AND I AM IN!

NOW, REPORTEDLY, THE WHITE HOUSE IS SO DESPERATE TO HAVE PEOPLE

NOW, REPORTEDLY, THE WHITE HOUSE IS SO DESPERATE TO HAVE PEOPLE

ATTEND THIS PITY PARTY, THAT IT INVITED ANTHONY SCARAMUCCI TO

この哀れなパーティーに参加して、それはアントニー・スカラムーチを招待した。

THE EVENT.

THE EVENT.

SCARAMUCCI?

スカラムーチョ？

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THE MOOCH IS CLEARLY A SEASON-ONE CHARACTER.

THE MOOCH IS CLEARLY A SEASON-ONE CHARACTER.

THAT'S LIKE IF THE "HAPPY DAYS" REUNION WAS KICKED OFF BY

THAT'S LIKE IF THE "HAPPY DAYS" REUNION WAS KICKED OFF BY

RICHIE'S BROTHER.

RICHIE'S BROTHER.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

RICHIE HAD AN OLDER BROTHER WHO WHO PLAYED BASKETBALL, WAS VERY

RICHIE HAD AN OLDER BROTHER WHO WHO PLAYED BASKETBALL, WAS VERY

TALL, AND DISAPPEARED WITH NO SCPLAWNGZ.

背が高く、SCPLAWNGZなしで姿を消した。

I WOULD CHECK POTSIE'S CRAWL SPACE.

私はポツジーのクラウルスペースをチェックしてみたいと思います。

THE EMAIL INVITE ALSO TOLD GUESTS THEY CAN BRING AS MANY AS

電子メールの招待状には、何人でも連れてきていいと書いてありました。

FIVE PLUS-ONES TO TRUMP'S ELABORATE EXIT CEREMONY.

トランプ大統領のELABORATE EXIT CEREMONYへの5つのプラスワン。

MAN, THAT IS THIRSTY.

MAN, THAT IS THIRSTY.

"HEY, UH, PLEASE COME TO MY IMPROV SHOW.

"HEY, UH, PLEASE COME TO MY IMPROV SHOW.

I'LL GET YOU TWO-FOR-ONE COUPONS THAT'S GOOD FOR FIVE

I'LL GET YOU TWO-FOR-ONE COUPONS THAT'S GOOD FOR FIVE

PEOPLE.

PEOPLE.

AND THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE PEOPLE.

そして、彼らは人間である必要はありません。

THEY CAN BE CARDBOARD CUTOUTS, OR MANNEQUINS, OR DOGS, OR

彼らは、カードボードのカチューシャであったり、マネキンであったり、犬であったり。

BROOMS WITH GOOGLY EYES.

グーグルアイを持つブルーム。

PLEASE, MY PARENTS ARE COMING!" NOW, AFTER THE PRESIDENT LEAVES,

PLEASE, MY PARENTS ARE COMING!" NOW, AFTER THE PRESIDENT LEAVES,

THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO HOSE OUT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,

1600ペンスィルバニア・アベニューを 捜索しなければならない

AN UNDERTAKING CARRIED OUT BY THE 90-PERSON WHITE HOUSE

90人のホワイトハウスが実施した調査

RESIDENCE STAFF IN ABOUT FIVE HOURS.

RESIDENCE STAFF IN ABOUT FIVE HOURS.

COME ON, THAT'S A BIG HOUSE, AND THEY ONLY HAVE FIVE HOURS TO

大きな家だし、5時間しかないんだぞ。

CLEAN IT?

掃除する？

THAT'S INSANE.

狂ってる

IT'S GOING TO TAKE AT LEAST AN HOUR TO PULL ERIC'S HEAD OUT OF

エリックの頭を引き抜くのに１時間はかかる

THE BANISTER.

THE BANISTER.

( AS ERIC ) "HELP, HELP, I'M IN HEAD-JAIL!

( AS ERIC ) "HELP, HELP, I'M IN HEAD-JAIL!

TELL DAD TO PARDON MY HEAD!" SOME NIGHTS I HAVE TOO MUCH

"親父に頭を許してくれと言ってくれ！" 飲み過ぎた夜もある。

SALIVA FOR ERIC.

エリックのためのサリバだ

"IT WON'T STAY UP!

"IT WON'T STAY UP!

I'M NOT GOING TO MISS HIM!" WITH EVERY DAY THAT PASSES...

"彼に会いたくない！"日が経つごとに...

( LAUGHTER ) WE LEARN MORE ABOUT THE MAGA

( LAUGHTER ) WE LEARN MORE ABOUT THE MAGA

MILITIA THAT ATTACKED THE CAPITOL.

MILITIA THAT ATTACKED THE CAPITOL.

BUT NOW WE'RE ALSO LEARNING ABOUT THEIR ARRESTS.

BUT NOW WE'RE ALSO LEARNING ABOUT THEIR ARRESTS.

SO, IT'S TIME FOR MY HOPEFULLY 10,000-PART SEGMENT,

さて、私の希望に満ちた10,000-PART SEGMENTの時間です。

"SEDITIONIST ROUND-UP ROUND-UP."

"SEDITIONIST ROUNDUP ROUNDUP"

SEEMS LIKE THE COW IS IN ON IT.

牛がいるように見えます。

SEEMS LIKE THE COW IS INTO IT.

SEEMS LIKE THE COW IS INTO IT.

THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR TO THE COW.

THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR TO THE COW.

FIRST UP IN THE LASSO OF JUSTICE IS LOCAL TRAITOR AND WOMAN

FIRST UP IN THE LASSO OF JUSTICE IS LOCAL TRAITOR AND WOMAN

REALIZING SHE SHOULD TOUCH UP THOSE ROOTS TO LOOK HER BEST IN

REALIZING SHE SHOULD TOUCH UP THOSE ROOTS TO LOOK HER BEST IN

JAIL, JENNA RYAN.

拘置所 ジェナ・ライアン

WHEN SHE'S NOT BREAKING INTO THE CAPITOL, RYAN IS A REAL ESTATE

彼女が首都に侵入していない時は、ライアンは本物の不動産です。

BROKER FROM FRISCO, TEXAS.

フリスクからのブローカーだ

AH, THAT EXPLAINS WHY THE RIOT SMELLED LIKE FRESH-BAKED

AH, THAT EXPLAINS WHY THE RIOT SMELLED LIKE FRESH-BAKED

COOKIES.

COOKIES.

MAKES IT SEEM HOMEY.

故郷のように見えるようにする

THE FEDS DIDN'T HAVE TO DIG TOO DEEP TO FIND OUT WHO SHE WAS,

THE FEDS DIDN'T HAVE TO DIG TOO DEEP TO FIND OUT WHO SHE WAS,

BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT SHE LVE-STREAMED DURING THE ATTACK:

BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT SHE LVE-STREAMED DURING THE ATTACK:

>> HERE WE GO.

>> ここに来て、行くわよ。

Y'ALL KNOW WHO TO HIRE FOR YOUR REALTOR.

Y'ALL KNOW WHO TO HIRE FOR YOUR REALTOR.

JENNA RYAN, YOUR REALTOR.

ジェナ・ライアン、あなたの不動産業者。

>> Stephen: KIND OF A WEIRD PLACE TO PROMOTE YOUR BUSINESS.

>> スティーブン：あなたのビジネスを宣伝するための奇妙な場所の一種。

YOU NEVER HEARD A CONFEDERATE GENERAL SHOUTING:

YOU NEVER HEARD A CONFEDERATE GENERAL SHOUTING:

( SOUTHERN ACCENT ) "THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN

( SOUTHERN ACCENT ) 「南は再び立ち上がるだろう

AGAINST NORTHERN AGGRESSORS!

北部の侵略者に対抗して！

BUT WHAT SHAN'T RISE ARE MY SUPER-LOW PRICES ON HARDTACK AND

BUT WHAT SHAN'T RISE ARE MY SUPER-LOW PRICES ON HARDTACK AND

BUCKLES!

バックルズ！

STONEWALL'S GENERAL STORE, WE VALIDATE HORSE PARKING!

STONEWALL'S GENERAL STORE, WE VALIDATE HORSE PARKING!

CHARGE!" RYAN CONTINUED TO

CHARGE!" RYAN CONTINUED TO

SCREAM-VERTIZE.

SCREAM-VERTIZE。

>> YOU GUYS, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

>> お前ら、信じられるか？

I AM NOT MESSING AROUND.

混乱はしていない

WHEN I COME TO SELL YOUR HOUSE, THIS IS WHAT I WILL DO.

あなたの家を売りに来たら これは私がすることです。

( LAUGHTER ).

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: WHAT?

>> スティーブン何？

BREAK WINDOWS AND TILL IT WITH WHITE SUPREMACISTS.

ウィンドウズを壊して、白いスーパーマンと一緒に倒す。

"AND YOU CAN TURN THIS INTO AN ACCENT WALL WITH JUST A CAN OF

"これを缶詰一缶でアクセントウォールに変身させることができる

PEPPER SPRAY.

PEPPER SPRAY.

I BROUGHT SOME COLOR SWATCHES!

I BROUGHT SOME COLOR SWATCHES!

OOH, I LIKE EYEBALL VOLCANO.

OOH, I LIKE EYEBALL VOLCANO.

UHM, SINUS MELTDOWN!" NOW, WE CAN'T SOLELY BLAME THE

"ウーム、SINUSメルトダウン！"今、我々は単独で非難することはできません...

PRESIDENT FOR INCITING THIS STUPID, STUPID, WOMAN, BECAUSE,

大統領は、この愚かな、愚かな、女性を 扇動したからです。

APPARENTLY, SHE ALSO LISTENS TO OTHER SOURCES.

明らかに、彼女は他の情報源にも耳を傾けています。

>> NOT JUST THE PRESIDENT.

>> 大統領だけではない。

THERE'S ALSO-- I FOLLOW EVERYTHING THAT RUDY GIULIANI

他にも... 私はルディ・ジュリアーニの言うことは何でも信じる

SAYS.

ｓａｙｓ．

>> Stephen: FINDING OUT THE WOMAN IN CHARGE OF THE CONTRACTS

>> スティーブン契約を担当している女性を探す

FOR YOUR HOME IS TAKING ADVICE FROM RUDY GIULIANI IS LIKE

あなたの家のために ルディー・ジュリアーニのアドバイスを受けるのは まるでそうだ

FINDING OUT YOUR DENTIST IS TAKING ADVICE FROM RUDY

あなたの歯科医がルーディから助言を受けていることを発見する

GIULIANI.■ç "ALL RIGHT, LET'S START WITH A

GIULIANI.■ç "ALL RIGHT, LET'S START WITH A

RED WINE RINSE, AND WHAT DO YOU SAY WE REPLACE YOUR LOWER ROW OF

赤ワインのリンスで下の列を交換しては？

TEETH WITH FEED CORN AND CIGARETTE BUTTS."

TEETH WITH FEED CORN AND CIGARETTE BUTTS."

ELSEWHERE IN THE ROUND-UP ROUND-UP, AUTHORITIES HAVE

ラウンドアップの他の場所では、権限者が持っています。

ARRESTED MARYLAND WHITE SUPREMACIST AND MAN WHO MADE THE

ARRESTED MARYLAND WHITE SUPREMACIST AND MAN WHO MADE THE

WRONG CHOICE BETWEEN MUSTACHE AND BEARD, BRYAN BETANCUR.

ムスタッシュとヒゲの間の誤った選択、ブライアン・ベタンカー。

BASED ON A TIP, THE SUSPECT WAS IDENTIFIED IN A SOCIAL MEDIA

タレコミに基づいて 容疑者は社会的メディアで特定された

POST.■ç BUT IT ALSO HELPED THAT ON

POST.■ç BUT IT ALSOHED THAT ONにも対応しています。

JANUARY 6, HE WAS OUT ON PAROLE FOR A TOTALLY DIFFERENT CRIME

1月6日、彼は全く異なる犯罪で仮釈放中でした。

AND WEARING A G.P.S. ANKLE MONITOR THAT PLACED HIM AT THE

そしてG.P.S.アンクルモニターを装着していて、彼を最上位に位置させていました。

RIOT.

RIOT.

CLEARLY, NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, WHICH IS TOO BAD,

明らかに、最も鋭い工具ではないが、それはあまりにも悪い。

BECAUSE HE COULD HAVE USED THAT TOOL TO CUT OFF THAT ANKLE

その足首を切り落とすのに工具を使うことができたからだ

MONITOR.

MONITOR.

THE FEDS HAVE ALSO ARRESTED TEXAS GUY, GUY REFFITT, WHO YOU

THE FEDS HAVE ALSO ARRESTED TEXAS GUY, GUY REFFITT, WHO YOU

MIGHT REMEMBER FROM BEING PEPPER SPRAYED ON THE CAPITOL STEPS.

覚えているかもしれない キャピタル階段に散布された ペッパーのことを

BUT HE STOOD HIS GROUND.

しかし、彼は、地面に伏していました。

IT REMINDS ME OF PATRICK HENRY'S FAMOUS WORDS, "GIVE ME LIBERTY

パトリック・ヘンリーの有名な言葉「私に自由を与えて」を思い出します。

OR-- AAARGH!

それとも...AAARGH!

NOT IN THE EYES!

NOT IN THE EYES!

GAAAH!" REFFITT WAS TRACKED DOWN BY THE

GAAAH!" REFFITT WAS TRACKED DOWN BY THE

F.B.I. AFTER FOOTAGE OF HIM WAS SEEN ONLINE.

彼の映像がオンラインで見られるようになった後のF.B.I.

AND IT'S A GOOD THING THE F.B.I.

そして、それはFBIが良いことです。

TRACKED HIM DOWN, BECAUSE BEFORE HIS ARREST, HE WARNED HIS

TRACKED HIM DOWN, BECAUSE BEFORE HIS ARREST, HE WARNED HIS

CHILDREN, "IF YOU TURN ME IN, YOU'RE A TRAITOR.

CHILDREN, "IF YOU TURN ME IN, YOU'RE A TRAITOR.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO TRAITORS, TRAITORS GET SHOT."

AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO TRAITORS, TRAITORS GET SHOT."

SOMETIMES.

SOMETIMES.

BUT SOMETIMES, THEY JUST GET PEPPER SPRAYED ON THE STEPS OF

BUT SOMETIMES, THEY JUST GET PEPPER SPRAYED ON THE STEPS OF

THE CAPITOL.

The CAPITOL.

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

STAR OF "OUR FRIEND" JASON SEGEL IS HERE.

OUR FRIEND」のスター、ジェイソン・シーゲルが登場。

BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, "MEANWHILE!"

しかし、私たちが戻ってきたときには、 "意味のある距離！"

JOIN US, WON'T YOU.

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