I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

あなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY, WHEN WE CELEBRATE A GREAT LEADER

HAPPY MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY, WHEN WE CELEBRATE A GREAT LEADER

WHO LED A MARCH ON WASHINGTON THAT DIDN'T END WITH ME HAVING

誰がワシントンへの行進を先導したのか？

TO LEARN ABOUT SOMEONE NAMED "Q-SHAMAN."

"Q-SHAMAN "という名前の人について学ぶために。

ON WEDNESDAY, JOE BIDEN WILL BE INAUGURATED AS THE 46TH

水曜日、ジョー・バイデンは第46代の大統領に就任します。

PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!

アメリカ合衆国大統領！

COME ON, BABY!

来いよベイビー！

BUT AFTER THE SACKING OF THE U.S. CAPITOL, AUTHORITIES HAVE

しかし、米連邦議会議事堂の略奪の後には、権限を持っています。

CALLED IN 25,000 NATIONAL GUARD TROOPS.

25,000人の国家警備隊を招集しました。

SO, OFFICIALLY, THIS IS NOT A PEACEFUL TRANSITION OF POWER,

だから、公式には、これは平和的な力の移動ではない。

AND THEY'VE HAD TO UPDATE THE SIGN HANGING IN AMERICA'S BREAK

そして、アメリカのブレークにぶら下がっているサインを更新しなければなりませんでした。

ROOM TO THIS.

ROOM TO THIS.

THE TROOPS HAVE SHUT DOWN FOUR MAJOR BRIDGES LEADING INTO

THE TROOPS HAVE SHUT DOWN FOUR MAJOR BRIDGES LEADING INTO

DOWNTOWN D.C., SET UP A FORTIFIED PERIMETER THAT

D.C.D.C.ダウンタウン、要塞化された境界線を設定します。

ENCOMPASSES THE CAPITOL, WHITE HOUSE AND PORTIONS OF DOWNTOWN,

国会議事堂、ホワイトハウス、ダウンタウンの一部を網羅しています。

AND CLOSED THE NATIONAL MALL.

ナショナル・モールを閉鎖した。

CLOSED THE NATIONAL MALL!?

ナショナル・モールを閉鎖したのか？

NOW WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET OUR NATIONAL WETZEL'S PRETZELS?

NOW WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET OUR NATIONAL WETZEL'S PRETZELS?

DEFENSE OFFICIALS ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT AN INSIDE ATTACK ON OUR

DEFENSE OFFICIALS ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT AN INSIDE ATTACK ON OUR

INCOMING LEADERS THAT THEY'VE ASKED THE F.B.I. TO VET ALL OF

INCOMING LEADERS THAT THEY'VE ASKED THE F.B.I. TO VET ALL OF

THE 25,000 NATIONAL GUARD TROOPS COMING INTO WASHINGTON.

25,000人の国家警備隊がワシントンに入ってくる。

OKAY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, BUT I HAVE A BETTER IDEA: MAYBE

OKAY, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, BUT I have A BETTER IDEA: MAYBE

INVESTIGATE THEM BEFORE YOU GIVE THEM AUTOMATIC WEAPONS AND

INVESTIGATE THEM BEFORE YOU GIVE THEM AUTOMATIC WEAPONS AND

HAVE THEM SLEEP OUTSIDE OF NANCY PELOSI'S OFFICE.

HAVE THEM SLEEP OUTSIDE OF NANCY PELOSI'S OFFICE.

IT'S JUST A THOUGHT.

ただの思いつきだよ

INCREASED SECURITY MEASURES ARE ALREADY PAYING OFF.

INCREASED SECURITY MEASURES ARE ALREADY PAYING OFF.

THIS WEEKED, LAW ENFORCEMENT ARRESTED A 22-YEAR-OLD VIRGINIA

今週、法執行機関は22歳のバージニア州人を逮捕しました。

MAN CARRYING A FIREARM AND A WOMAN CLAIMING TO BE A LAW

火器を持った男と法律を名乗る女

ENFORCEMENT OFFICER AND PART OF THE PRESIDENTIAL CABINET.

取締官と内閣の一部

GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT, LADY!

話をはっきりさせるんだ！

YOU CAN'T BE BOTH.

両方にはなれない

"YOU CAN'T DETAIN ME!

"私を詳細に説明することはできません！

OH, YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN BIG TROUBLE WHEN THEY FIND OUT YOU

お前がバレたら大変なことになるぞ

ARRESTED POLICE CHIEF SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR PRESIDENT JAMES

逮捕された警察署長の内務大臣ジェームス

T. KIRK OF THE STAR SHIP 'ENTERPRISE.'

T. KIRK OF THE STAR SHIP 'ENTERPRISE.'

NOW, LET ME IN!" THE WOMAN'S RUSE WAS NOT VERY

"入れてくれ！"女の策略はあまりなかった

THOUGHT-THROUGH.

THOUGHT-THROUGH。

WHEN ASKED TO PROVIDE CREDENTIALS, SHE TOOK OUT A

WHEN ASKED TO PROVIDE CREDENTIALS, SHE TOOK OUT A

MILITARY POLICE CHALLENGE COIN.

軍事警察の挑戦コイン。

ANYONE CAN HAVE ONE OF THOSE.

誰でもこのうちの一つを持っていることができます。

THEY JUST GIVE THEM OUT.

THEY JUST GIVE THEM OUT.

IT'S NOT A VALID FORM OF I.D.

それは正当な身分証明書ではありません。

THAT WOULD BE LIKE SHOWING UP AT A HOSPITAL AND SAYING, "I'M A

それは、病院に来てこう言うようなものだ。

DOCTOR AND TO PROVE IT, HERE'S MY PRESCRIPTION FOR LIBRIUM, IT

医師とそれを証明するために、ここにリビアのための私の処方箋があります。

HAS MY NAME ON IT AND EVERYTHING.

私の名前が入っているし、何もかも。

NOW, BEND OVER AND TRY TO RELAX."

"体を屈めてリラックスするんだ"

AND WE'RE LEARNING JUST HOW DANGEROUS THE RIOT WAS THANKS TO

おかげで暴動がいかに危険なものであったかが分かってきました

SOME NEW VIDEO POSTED THIS WEEKEND BY "THE NEW YORKER."

SOME NEW VIDEO POSTED THIS WEEKEND BY "THE NEW YORKER."

THEY ALSO ANNOUNCED THEIR NEW CAPTION CONTEST: THE Q-ANON

THEY ALSO ANNOUNCED THEIR NEW CAPTION CONTEST: THE Q-ANON

SHAMAN WITH HIS DOG PSYCHIATRIST.

シャーマンと彼の犬の精神科医。

THE WINNER?

THE WINNER?

"YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL."

"お前は刑務所行きだ"

IN "THE NEW YORKER'S" VIDEO, THE BLOODLUST OF THE RIOTERS IS

IN "THE NEW YORKER'S" VIDEO, THE BLOODLUST OF THE RIOTERS IS

PALPABLE.

パルパブル。

>> TREASON!

>> TREASON!

TREASON!

TREASON!

TREASON!

TREASON!

TREASON!

TREASON!

TREASON!

TREASON!

>> STEPHEN: THAT'S NICE OF THEM TO BE CLEAR ABOUT WHAT THEY'RE

>> それは彼らが自分のしていることを明確にしてくれるのは親切だ。

THERE TO DO.

そこに、そこに、やるべきことがあります。

IT'S LIKE ME WALKING INTO A BARNES AND NOBLE SHOUTING, "TIME

バーンズに入ってきて ノーブルが叫ぶように "TIME

TO PRETEND TO LOOK AT A FEW THINGS, THEN ASK TO USE THE

いくつかのものを見ようとしているように見せかけて、それから使用するように求めます。

BATHROOM, BABY!" IN THE FOOTAGE, WE SEE THE MAGA

BATHROOM, BABY!" IN THE FOOTAGE, WE SEE THE MAGA

MOB ON THE SENATE FLOOR RIFLING THROUGH DOCUMENTS:

上院フロアのモブが書類をあさっています。

>> THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING IN HERE WE CAN ( BLEEP ) USE

>> >> ? THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING IN HERE WE CAN ( BLEEP ) USE ?

AGAINST THESE SCRUM BAGS.

これらのスクラムバッグに反対します。

>> STEPHEN: YEAH, THERE IS SOMETHING WE CAN USE AGAINST

>> そうだ、それは私たちが敵に使えるものだ

THESE SCUMBAGS.

このクズども

IT'S THIS VIDEO, YOU SCUMBAGS.

この動画だよ このクズ野郎

AND THESE FELLOWS AREN'T EXACTLY THE SHARPEST HORNS ON THE

そして、このフェローズは、正確には、この上で最も鋭い馬ではありません。

HEADDRESS.

HEADDRESS.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY FOUND TED CRUZ'S BINDER.

これはテッド・クルーズのビンダーが 発見された時の事です

>> THIS, HERE LOOK, HERE LOOK.

>> これを見て、これを見て、これを見て、これを見て。

>> TED CRUZ'S OBJECTION TO THE ARIZONA--

>> >> テッド・クルスのアリゾナ条約への異議申し立て...

>> HIS OBJECTION.

>> HIS OBJECTION.

HE WAS GONNA SELL US OUT ALL ALONG.

彼はずっと私たちを売り渡すつもりだった

>> REALLY?

>> 本当に？

WHAT?

WHAT?

>> LOOK.

>> LOOK.

OBJECTION TO COUNTING THE ELECTORAL VOTES OF THE STATE OF

州の選挙人の投票を集計することへの異議申し立て

ARIZONA.

ARIZONAです。

>> CAN I GET A PHOTO OF THAT?

>> 写真を撮ってもいいですか？

>> WAIT, NO, THAT'S A GOOD THING--

>> 待って、いや、それは良いことなんだけど...

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

>> STEPHEN: THESE ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE TO ATTEMPT AN

>> STEPHEN: THESE ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE TO ATTEMPT AN

INSURRECTION SINCE FAILED LINCOLN ASSASSIN, JOHN WILKES

リンカーンの暗殺者、ジョン・ウィルクスに失敗した時の保険金

DOOF.

DOOF.

I DON'T WANT TO SAY THESE GUYS ARE STUPID, BUT THEY CARRIED A

こいつらがバカだとは言いたくないが、彼らは

FLAG THAT READ, "SAY HELLO TO MY CAT."

"私の猫によろしく "と書かれた旗だ

YOU KNOW WHAT ALSO DOESN'T LOOK GOOD?

他に良くないのは何か知ってるか？

YOUR HEADGEAR.

あなたのヘッドギア

IT'S PROOF THEY NEVER PLANNED ON BEING PEACEFUL, OR THAT THEIR

平和的であることを計画していなかったことの証明であり

FONTANELLES NEVER CLOSED.

FONTANELLES NEVER CLOSED。

GENERALLY, YOU DON'T WEAR A HELMET UNLESS YOU'RE PREPARED

GENERALLY, YOU DON'T WEAR A HELMET UNLESS YOU'RE PREPARED

FOR VIOLENCE.

暴力のために

IT'S NEVER A GOOD SIGN IF YOU GO ON A BLIND DATE AND GET A TEXT

出会い系のデートでメールが来るのは決して良い兆候ではありません。

THAT READS, "JUST GOT HERE, I'M SITTING AT THE BAR.

それを読むと "ここに来たばかりだ バーに座っている "とある

I'M THE GUY WEARING A HELMET."

"俺はヘルメットをつけた男だ"

SOURCES SAY THAT TOMORROW, ON HIS LAST FULL DAY IN OFFICE, THE

情報筋によると、明日、彼の最後の全就任日に、

PRESIDENT IS PREPARED TO ISSUE AROUND 100 PARDONS AND

大統領は約100の恩赦と恩赦を出す準備をしています

COMMUTATIONS.

COMMUTATIONS.

WHY SO MANY?

なぜこんなに多いの？

WELL, THERE'S REPORTEDLY A LUCRATIVE MARKET FOR PARDONS.

WELL, THERE'S REPORTEDLY A LUCRATIVE MARKET FOR PARDONS.

FINALLY, POTUS IS RUNNING A BUSINESS THAT MAKES MONEY.

最後に、大統領はお金を稼ぐビジネスを運営しています。

HE'S CALLING IT, "THE OLIVE PARDON."

彼はそれを "オリーブの恩赦 "と呼んでいる

WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE A CRIME FAMILY.

WHEN YOU'RE HERE, YOU'RE A CRIME FAMILY.

ON PARDON PEDDLER IS FORMER FEDERAL PROSECUTOR AND REJECTED

ペドラーは元連邦検事であり 拒否されました

WILSON BROTHER, BRETT TOLMAN.

ウィルソン兄弟、ブレッツ・トルマン。

TOLMAN HAS COLLECTED TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO SEEK

トルーマンは何十万ドルもの金を集めて探してきた

CLEMENCY FOR A VARIETY OF CLIENTS, INCLUDING THE SON OF A

息子を含む様々な顧客のための慰謝料

FORMER ARKANSAS SENATOR, THE FOUNDER OF THE ONLINE DRUG

元アーカンソー州の上院議員、オンライン薬の創設者

MARKETPLACE SILK ROAD, AND A MANHATTAN SOCIALITE WHO PLEADED

シルクロードのマーケットプレイスとマンハッタンの社交界で活躍していた人たち

GUILTY IN A FRAUD SCHEME.

不正なスキームで有罪。

I BELIEVE WE HAVE A COPY OF THAT REQUEST.

I BELIEVE WE HAVE A COPY OF THAT REQUEST.

"DEAR DADDY, PARDON PLEEEEEZ!

"DEAR DADDY、泣いてごめんなさい！

XO IVANKS."

XO IVANKS"

BUT ONE GUY IS REALLY LOOKING FOR THE BIG BUCKS, AND NO

でも一人の男が大金を探していて、誰もいない。

SURPRISE, IT'S PRESIDENTIAL LAWYER AND MAN OOZING WHAT HE

驚いたことに、それは大統領の弁護士と男が何をしているのかウズウズしている。

INSISTS IS JUST CHARM, RUDY GIULIANI.

INSISTS IS JUST CHARM, RUDY GIULIANI.

ACCORDING TO AN EX-C.I.A. AGENT WHO IS SEEKING A PARDON FOR

恩赦を求めている元CIAエージェントによると

DISCLOSING CLASSIFIED INFORMATION, HE MET WITH RUDY

分類された情報を開示して、彼はルーディと会った。

AND HIS ASSOCIATES LAST YEAR.

去年、彼とその仲間たちは

WHEN RUDY WENT TO THE RESTROOM, ONE OF HIS HENCHMEN SAID THE

ルディがトイレに行くと、彼の部下の一人が言った。

MAYOR COULD HELP, BUT "IT'S GOING TO COST $2 MILLION.

MAYOR COULD HELP, BUT "IT'S GOING TO COST $2 MILLION.

HE'S GOING TO WANT TWO MILLION BUCKS."

HE'S GOING TO WANT TWO MILLION BUCKS."

THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

大金だぞ

BUT, AS A LAWYER, RUDY'S WORTH EVERY PENNY.

しかし、弁護士として、ルーディはすべてのペニーの価値があります。

IT'S THE DOLLARS I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT.

IT'S THE DOLLARS I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT.

GIULIANI DENIES HE OR HIS ASSOCIATES EVER ASKED FOR $2

ジュリアーニは２ドルを要求されたことを否定しています

MILLION.

MILLION.

IN FACT, GIULIANI CLAIMS HE DOES NOT REMEMBER THE MEETING.

実際、ジュリアーニは会議のことを覚えていないと主張している。

POSSIBLY BECAUSE THEIR MEETING INVOLVED SUBSTANTIAL ALCOHOL.

おそらく、彼らの会議には 覚せい剤のアルコールが含まれていたからです。

WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE.

私たちは皆そこにいた

IT'S THE END OF THE NIGHT.

IT'S THE END OF THE NIGHT.

YOU'VE GOT THE PARDON GOGGLES ON, NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU

YOU'VE GOT THE PARDON GOGGLES ON, NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU

DON'T REMEMBER WHOSE CONVICTION YOU FORGIVE.

DON'T REMEMBER WHOSE CONVICTION YOU FORGIVE.

I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS, RUDY, PLEASE GRIFT RESPONSIBLY.

何を言ってるのか分かるよ ルディ 責任を持ってくれよ

OF COURSE, THE LAST FEW DAYS OF ANY PRESIDENCY IS ALL ABOUT

OF COURSE, THE LAST FEW DAYS OF ANY PRESIDENCY IS ALL ABOUT

CEMENTING YOUR LEGACY AND THANKING THOSE MEMBERS OF YOUR

あなたの遺産を刻み、あなたのメンバーに感謝の意を表します。

ADMINISTRATION WHO WORKED HARDEST TO ENSURE YOUR PLACE IN

ADMINISTRATION WHO WORKED HARDEST TO ENSURE YOUR PLACE IN

HISTORY.

歴史。

SO, ON FRIDAY, HE MET WITH C.E.O. OF MYPILLOW, MIKE

それで、金曜日にマイピローのCEO、マイクと会った。

LINDELL, SHOWN HERE WITH HIS DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS.

LINDELL, SHOWN HERE WITH HIS DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS.

BUT IT WASN'T ALL PILLOW-TALK.

しかし、それはすべてのピロートークではありませんでした。

A SHARP-EYED CAMERAMAN CAUGHT A SNAPSHOT OF LINDELL'S NOTES,

A SHARP-EYED CAMERAMAN CAUGHT A SNAPSHOT OF LINDELL'S NOTES,

WHICH INCLUDED TOPICS LIKE "MARTIAL LAW" AND "INSURRECTION

WHICH INCLUDED TOPICS LIKE "MARTIAL LAW" AND "INSURRECTION

ACT."

"ACT"

HMM, SEEMS A LITTLE FASCIST-ADJACENT.

HMM、少しファシストと同性愛者に見える。

HE MIGHT HAVE TO REBRAND AS THE MEIN PILLOW GUY.

HE MIGHT HAVE TO REBRAND AS THE MEIN PILLOW GUY.

THERE'S MORE PROOF THAT LINDELL IS INTO THE MAGA CONSPIRACY

THERE'S MORE PROOF THAT LINDELL IS INTO THE MAGA CONSPIRACY

WORLD.

WORLD.

AS OF THIS WEEKEND, THE MYPILLOW WEBSITE WAS OFFERING DISCOUNTS

今週末現在、マイピローのウェブサイトでは、割引を提供していました。

WITH THE PROMO CODE "QANON."

WITH THE PROMO CODE "QANON."

IT GETS YOU 45 BUCKS OFF A KING-SIZED EXTRA-FIRM, WHICH

キングサイズのエクストラ・ファームで45バックを手に入れることができます。

MAKES PERFECT BODY ARMOR FOR THE NEXT INSURRECTION.

次の保険のための完全なボディ アーマーを作ります。

BUT AS BLEAK AS THE NEWS IS, THERE IS SOME HOPE ON THE

しかし、このニュースのように、ニュースとしては、少しの希望があります。

HORIZON.

HORIZON.

HBO MAX JUST ANNOUNCED A REVIVAL OF "SEX AND THE CITY."

HBO MAXは "セックス・アンド・ザ・シティ "の復活を発表しました。

THANK GOD!

THANK GOD!

WE'LL FINALLY FIND OUT IF CARRIE FINDS LOVE WITH-- I WANT TO SAY

キャリエが恋に落ちたかどうか 最終的には...

THE CITY?

THE CITY?

OKAY, FULL DISCLOSURE: I DIDN'T CATCH EVERY EPISODE.

分かったわ、完全公表よ私はすべてのエピソードを見ていませんでした。

ACCORDING TO HBO, THE REVIVAL WILL FOLLOW THE S.A.T.C. GALS AS

HBOによると、リバイバルはS.A.T.C.ギャルズの後を追うとのこと。

THEY NAVIGATE THE COMPLICATED REALITY OF LIFE AND FRIENDSHIP

THEY NAVIGATE THE COMPLICATED REALITY OF LIFE AND FRIENDSHIP

IN THEIR 50S, IN A TEN-EPISODE LIMITED SERIES TITLED "AND JUST

50代、10話完結の限定シリーズ「AND JUST」では

LIKE THAT."

LIKE THAT."

WHICH, BASED ON MY EXPERIENCE OF BEING IN MY 50S, I ASSUME IS

私の50代の経験に基づいて、私はそれを推測します。

SHORT FOR "AND JUST LIKE THAT, I CAN'T EAT CHEESE ANYMORE."

"AND JUST LIKE THAT, I CAN'T EAT CHEESE ANYMORE "の略。

BUT THE BIG BOMBSHELL ABOUT THE REVIVAL IS THAT KIM CATTRALL

BUT THE BIG BOMBSHELL ABOUT THE REVIVAL IS THAT KIM CATTRALL

WILL NOT RETURN TO PLAY SAMANTHA JONES.

サマンサ・ジョーンズの役には 復帰しません

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

BUT SHE'S SUCH A SAMANTHA!

でも彼女はサマンサだ！

LOOK AT ME, BEING SUCH A CHARLOTTE.

私を見て、チャーロットのような私を。

THIS IS DISTRESSING.

これは悲惨だ

WHAT IS "SEX AND THE CITY" WITHOUT ITS MOST SEX-POSITIVE

最もセックスに積極的でない「セックスと都市」とは何か？

CHARACTER?

キャラクタ？

SAMANTHA IS THE CHAOTIC GOOD THAT CARRIE, MIRANDA, AND

サマンサは、キャリー、ミランダ、そしてシャオティック・グッドです。

CHARLOTTE NEED TO PUSH THEIR OWN UPTIGHT BOUNDARIES.

CHARLOTTE NEED TO PUSH THEIR OWN UPTIGHT BOUNDARIES.

THE SHOW NEEDS HER!

THE SHOW NEEDS HER!

WE NEED HER!

彼女が必要なんだ！

AND HBO MAX KNOWS IT, SO THEY'VE FOUND A NEW SAMANTHA.

HBO MAXはそれを知っていて、新しいサマンサを見つけた。

JIM?

JIM?

>> IN NEW YORK CITY, EACH DAY IS A NEW ADVENTURE.

>> IN NEW YORK CITY, EACH DAY IS A NEW ADVENTURE.

BUT ONE THING THAT NEVER CHANGES... IS FRIENDSHIP.

しかし、決して変わらないことの一つは...友情です。

THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN.

THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN.

CARRIE.

CARRIE.

>> I'M DYING TO EAT ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T COME IN A TAKEOUT

>> テイクアウトに入っていないものを食べたくてたまらない

BOX.

BOXです。

BOTTOM'S UP.

BOTTOM'S UP.

>> MIRANDA.

>> ﾟДﾟ）＞＞＞ミランダ。

>> LET ME JUST CHECK MY WORK SCHEDULE.

>> LET ME JUST CHECK MY WORK SCHEDULE.

YEAH, ALL CLEAR.

YEAH, ALL CLEAR.

>> CHARLOTTE.

>> シャルロットだ

>> I CAN'T LOSE THE NANNY.

>> >> I CAN'T LOSE THE NANNY.

>> AND, OF COURSE, SAMANTHA.

>> もちろんサマンサもね

>> I'M HOT, I'M HORNY, AND I'M DOING KEGELS UNDER THE TABLE!

>> 暑くて、暑くて、お天気が悪くて、テーブルの下でケグルスをやっています!

I'M SAMANTHA!

私はサマンサ！

>> THE GANG IS BACK... PRETTY MUCH.

>> ギャングが戻ってきた...プリティムチ。

>> LET'S TALK NIPPLES.

>> LET'S TALK NIPPLES.

>> I'VE TRICKED MY BODY INTO THINKING IT'S THINNER.

>> 私は自分の体がより細くなったと思うように自分の体を騙している。

SPANX.

SPANX（スパンクス）。

>> REALLY.

>> 本当に。

HADN'T HEARD.

聞いてない

>> SO, I SAID: DING DONG!

>> だから、私は言った。DING DONG DONG!

IT'S SEX O'CLOCK.

IT'S SEX O'CLOCK.

AND I'M HALF PAST NAKED.

半分以上裸になってるし

TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.

TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS.

I'M SAMANTHA!

私はサマンサ！

>> THE ROMANCE, THE EXCITEMENT, THE HEARTACHE, AND... THIS:

>> ロマンスと興奮と感動と感動と...これだよ

>> SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD MORE HOLES!

もっと穴があればいいのにと思う時もある！ >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>

>> "AND JUST LIKE THAT" COMING SOON TO HBO MAX.

>> HBO MAXに近日公開予定です。

>> GIVE ME THE SEX!

>> セックスをしてくれ!

I'M SAMANTHA!

私はサマンサ！

>> STEPHEN: WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

>> STEPHEN: WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

MY GUEST IS SENATOR CORY BOOKER.

MY GUEST IS SENATOR CORY BOOKER.

BUT WHEN WE RETURN, A FAREWELL MESSAGE FROM MELANIA

しかし、私たちが戻ってきたら、メラニアからのお別れのメッセージ

TRUMP.

TRUMP.

STICK AROUND!

回り込め！

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