VACCINATION SITE IN ORANGE COUNTY, CALIFORNIA.

カリフォルニア州オレンジ郡の VACCINATION SITE

THE COUNTY SAYS THE SITE WILL BE ABLE TO VACCINATE THOUSANDS OF

郡は、このサイトは数千のワクチン接種が可能であると述べています。

RESIDENTS EACH DAY, AND IT WILL OPEN LATER THIS WEEK.

住民は毎日、そしてそれは今週後半にオープンします。

>> ARE YOU A NEW YORK RESIDENT?

>> ARE YOU A NEW YORK RESIDENT?

YOU NEED TO GET VACCINATED?

YOU NEED TO GET VACCINATED?

THEN COME ON DOWN TO CONEY ISLAND FOR YOUR COVID

THEN COME ON DOWN TO CONEY ISLAND FOR YOUR COVID

INOCULATION.

INOCULATION.

OUR FRONTLINE CARNEYS WILL GUESS YOUR WEIGHT WHILE THEY JAB YOU

OUR FRONTLINE CARNEYS WILL GUESS YOUR WEIGHT WHILE THEY JAB YOU

WITH A NEEDLE.

WITH A NEEDLE.

OR GET A SIMULTANEOUS TATTOO AND VACCINATION.

または、SIMULTANEOUS TATTOOとVACCINATIONを取得します。

BE FREE OF THE VIRUS WHILE SPORTING A DEMON GOAT HEAD.

BE FREE OF THE VIRUS WHILE SPORTING A DEMON GOAT HEAD.

OR SIMPLY INOCULATE YOURSELF BY ROLLING AROUND ON THE BEACH.

OR SIMPLY INOCULATE YOURSELF BY ROLLING AROUND ON THE BEACH.

CONEY ISLAND WILL ALSO HELP BUILD YOUR IMMUNITY BY EXPOSING

CONEY ISLAND WILL ALSO HELP BUILD YOUR IMMUNITY BY EXPOSING

YOU TO A VAST VARIETY OF DISEASES, INCLUDING SUBWAY LUNG,

肺を含む病気の多種多様なあなたに。

BUSHWICK ROT, GOWANUS-ANUS, AND STATEN ISLAND.

BUSHWICK ROT、GOWANUS-ANUS、STATEN ISLAND。

CONEY ISLAND BOASTS THE MOST CONTAGIOUS DISEASES PER SQUARE

CONEY ISLAND BOASTS THE MOST CONTAGIOUS DISEASES PER SQUARE

INCH IN THE WORLD.

世界のインチ。

TAKE THAT, TIMES SQUARE OLIVE GARDEN.

TAKE THAT, TIMES SQUARE OLIVE GARDEN.

AND TEST YOUR VACCINE-INFUSED HOT-DOG-EATING PROWESS AGAINST

AND TEST YOUR VACCINE-INFUSED HOT-DOG-EATING PROWESS AGAINST

OUR INOCU-DOG CHAMPION, JOEY CHESTNUT.

イノク犬のチャンピオン、ジョイ・チェストナット。

SO COME ON DOWN TO CONEY ISLAND TODAY, BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE HERE,

SO COME ON DOWN TO CONEY ISLAND TODAY, BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE HERE,

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

>> アナウンサー"ステファン・コルバートとのレイトショー"