WELCOME TO THE SHOW, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US

WELCOME TO THE SHOW, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US

TONIGHT, WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE, THAT'S IT.

TONIGHT, WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE, THAT'S IT.

WE'RE OUT OF THE GRAGE, WE'RE BACK IN THE STUDIO.

WE'RE OUT OF THE GRAGE, WE'RE BACK IN THE STUDIO.

WE'RE ALLOWED BACK IN.

中に戻ってもいいんだ

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S RIGHT.

SO GET, YOU KNOW, GET READY TO BE UPGRADED FROM AN

SO GET, YOU KNOW, GET READY TO BE UPGRADED FROM AN

UNDERWHELMING SHOW TO A WHELMING SHOW.

UNDERWHELMING SHOWからWHELMING SHOWへ。

PREPARE TO BE WHELMED.

PREPARE TO BE WHELMED.

BUT IT'S LOVELY TO BE BACK.

BUT IT'S LOVELY TO BE BACK.

IT'S SO LOVELY TO SEE JUST A SMALL SMATTERING OF CREW THAT WE

私たちがやっているクルーのほんの少しの小さな小さな衝突を見るのはとても素敵なことです。

HAVE HERE BUT THAT'S IT.

ここにあるが、それだけだ。

THE DOORS ARE SALED, NO WAY OUT NOW.

ドアは売り払っています、出口はありません。

WE'RE GOING TO RIDE THIS WHOLE THING OUT IN A BUN EL.

WE'RE GOING TO RIDE THIS WHOLE THING OUT IN A BUN EL.

EVERYONE GOT THE EMAIL RIGHT.

EVERYONE GOT THE EMAIL RIGHT.

EVERYONE THOUGHT A FAW MONTHS WE'RE CLOSED.

誰もが考えていたことですが、私たちは閉鎖されています。

WHAT'S HAPPENING, REG, I LOVE THIS.

どうしたんだ、REG、大好きだよ

>> Reggie: THANKS, MAN, IT'S FEELING GOOD.

>> レジー：ありがとう、気持ちいいよ。

>> James: CAN YOU HEAR WHAT I AM SAYING?

>> ジェームズ私の言っていることが聞こえますか？

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: AND YOU'RE JUST GOING TO WEAR THIS THE WHOLE

>> ジェームズあなたはずっとこれを着るの？

SHOW?

ＳＨＯＷ？

>> Reggie: NO, JUST-- I MEAN I JUST WANT TO SEE IF IT WORKS.

>> レジー：いや、ただ...つまり、うまくいくかどうか見てみたいだけなんだ。

>> James: IT DOES WORK.

>> ジェームズうまくいったよ

>> Reggie: YOU CAN HEAR ME CLEARLY.

>> レジー：お前は俺の声をはっきりと聞くことができる。

>> James: WE CAN HEAR YOU CLEARLY IF I WANT TO FEEL LIKE

>> ジェームズ私たちはあなたの声をはっきりと聞くことができます 私はそのように感じたいならば

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME WHILE I'M IN THE BATH.

ARE YOU TALKING TO ME WHILE I'M IN THE BATH.

THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

そうなんだ

WELL, IT IS GLORIOUS TO SEE YOU, I AM EVEN HAPPIER THAT I CAN SEE

君に会えて嬉しいよ 会えてさらに嬉しいよ

YOUR FULL FACE, LOOK AT, THAT YOU ARE GORGEOUS.

君の顔を見てみろよ ゴージャスだよ

>> Reggie: I'M BACK, THANK YOU.

>> レジー：ただいま戻りました、ありがとう。

>> James: I HAVE ONE, BEFORE WE, ONE PIECE OF BEEF HERE, WHAT

>> ジェームス１つあるんだが、その前に、ここにある牛肉の１枚、何だ？

HAS HAPPENED TO THE SET?

セットに何かあったのか？

>> NO IDEA, WHAT IS WRONG?

>> NO IDEA, WHAT IS WRONG?

>> James: IT IS LIKE A NEW DESK.

>> ジェームス新しい机のようだ。

>> IT GOT PAINTED.

>> 塗りつぶされてしまった。

WE HAD A LITTLE TIME.

WE HAD A LITTLE TIME.

>> James: WHAT?

>> ジェームズ何？

>> WE HAD A LITTLE TIME ON OUR HAND T GOT PAINTED.

>> WE HAD A LITTLE TIME ON OUR HAND T GOT PAINTED.

>> James: I DIDN'T WANT IT PAINTED.

>> ジェームズ塗りたくなかったんだ

>> SORRY, WE DIDN'T ASK SWRZ EVERY DAY I THINK OH, I

GENUINELY LOOK AT THE DES DESK, WHEN THE SHOW IS DONE, I WILL

机を見ていても、ショーが終わったら、私は見ます。

TAKE THIS DESK BECAUSE IT HAS A MARK WHERE THE COFFEE THING WAS,

TAKE THIS DESK BECAUSE IT HAS A MARK WHERE THE COFFEE THING WAS,

NOW IT IS LIKE SOME [BLEEP] IKEA.

今ではIKEAのようになっています。

WHO SANCTIONED SUCH A MOVE?

誰がこのような動きを許可したのか？

>> I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW.

>> >> I ACTUALLY DON'DON'T KNOW.

>> James: ARE YOU THE EXEC PRODUCER OF THE SHOW AND I'M A

>> ジェームズあなたがショーのエグゼクティブ・プロデューサーで 私がプロデューサーです

HOST.

旦那様。

IS THIS A MANSINELLI DECISION?

これはマンシネリの判断なのか？

>> I-- HAD IT PAINTED.

>> 私は...塗ってもらったの

>> James: I MIGHT HAVE TO ASK A NEW DIRECTOR.

>> ジェームス新しい監督にお願いする必要があるかもしれません。

AND THEN I WON'T LET YOU KNOW, WILL YOU JUST COME IN ONE DAY

その時は私が教えてあげないから、一日だけ来てくれないか？

AND YOUR PASS WON'T WORK AND I WILL GO OH, SORRY, I MIGHT HAVE

あなたのパスが効かなくて 私は行くわ ああ、ごめん、そうだったかもしれない

ASKED FOR A NEW DIRECTOR, TIM, SORRY, I DIDN'T THINK TO RUN IT

新しい監督を要請したんだが、TIM、すまない、実行しようとは思わなかった。

PAST YOU.

PAST YOU.

IT IS NOT WHERE YOU SIT EVERY DAY, NOT ALL THE MAGIC, I'M

IT IS NOT WHERE YOU SIT EVERY DAY, NOT ALL THE MAGIC, I'M

USING THAT AGAIN BUSINESS-- GENEROUSLY.

それを使うのはまた別のビジネスだ -- 極めて大規模に

WHAT IF ALL THE MAGIC CAME FROM THE DESK?

WHAT IF ALL THE MAGIC CAME FROM THE DESK?

SO FAR IT FEELS LIKE IT MIGHT HAVE.

SO FAR IT FEELS LIKE IT MIGHT HAVE.

WE'LL FIND OUT, WELL, WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW.

WE'LL FIND OUT, WELL, WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW.

WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

WE HAVE A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

WE'LL BE CHATTING TO PAUL BETTANY AND THEN LENNY JAMES,

WE'LL BE CHATTING TO PAUL BETTANY AND THEN LENNY JAMES,

LOOK AT THAT, TWO LONDONERS.

見ろよ、二人のロンドン人。

WE WILL HAVE A RIGHT TEARUP, LONGINS IS ON STAGE, KOK KNEE

WE WILL HAVE A RIGHT TEARUP, LONGINS IS ON STAGE, KOK KNEE

TEAR UP.

ティアアップ。

>> LET'S HAVE A TEARUP.

>> >> LET'S HAVE A LOOMUP.

>> YEAH, LET'S HAVE A CARVE UP.

>> YEAH, LET'S HAVE A CARVE UP.

>> I'M INTO IT.

>> I'M INTO IT.

>> LET'S HAVE A CARVE UP.

>> カーヴ・アップをしましょう。

IAN IS NOT HERE BUT IF YOU WERE HERE IN THE STUDIO AND LOOK AT

IAN IS NOT HERE BUT IF YOU WERE HERE IN THE STUDIO AND LOOK AT

WHERE HE NORMALLY SITS IT LOOKS LIKE IAN MIGHT HAVE DIED.

WHERE HE NORMALLY SITS IT LOOKS LIKE IAN MIGHT HAVE DIED.

JUST OUT OF RESPECT TO IAN, WE

アイアンへの敬意を表して

WON'T TURN THE LIGHTS ON FOR A WEEK.

WON'T TURN THE LIGHTS ON FOR A WEEK.

WE SHOULD START LAYING FLOWERS THERE.

WE SHOULD START LAYING FLOWERS THERE.

OH, LOOK, JAMES' CRYING, HE IS IS APPROXIMATING IAN SO MUCH.

ああ、見て、ジェームスが泣いてるわ、彼はアイアンに似てるわ。

>> IT'S EMOTIONAL.

>> それは感情的なものです。

WRZ DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN IAN DID THAT BIT.

WRZ アイアンがやった時の事を覚えてるか？

LET'S PLAY A BEST OF IAN.

アイアンのベスト・オブ・アイアンを演奏しよう

WE'LL SOLD QUER ON WITHOUT HIM.

WE'LL SOLD QUER ON WITHOUT HIM.

IAN'S LAST ACT IN THE STUDIO.

IAN'S LAST ACT IN THE STUDIO.

WAS PAINTING THIS DESK.

この机を描いていた

GUYS, BIG NEWS, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO SAY.

お前ら、ビッグニュース、俺が何を言おうとしているか知っているだろう。

DONALD TRUMP JUST BECAME THE FIRST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY TO BE

DONALD TRUMP JUST BECAME THE FIRST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY TO BE

IMPEACHED TWICE.

2回もインピーチされた。

YES.

はい。

(APPLAUSE).

(APPLAUSE).

>> James: TWICE.

>> ジェイムズだ2回だ

I HOPE TRUMP SUPPORTERS DON'T SUDDENLY BECOME ANGRY AND

私はTRUMPの支持者が無造作に怒りを覚えていないことを願っています。

VOLATILE ABOUT THIS.

これについてのVOLATILE。

YOU KNOW WHAT IS CRAZY, SO MUCH HAS GONE ON THAT I DON'T

何が狂っているか知っていますか？私にはわからないことがたくさんあります。

REMEMBER WHAT HE WAS IMPEACHED FOR THE FIRST TIME.

REMEMBER WHAT HE WAS IMPEACHED FOR THE FIRST TIME.

RUSSIA?

ロシア？

SOMETHING TO DO WITH RUSSIA.

ロシアと関係があるんだ

>> OH, UKRAINE.

>> ああ、イギリス。

>> James: RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

>> ジェームスそうだ、それでいい。

TWO IMPEACHMENTS.

2つのインピーチメント。

TWO IMPEACHMENTS AND JUST LIKE TRUMP'S SONS, THE SECOND ONE IS

２つのインピーチメントと トランプの息子のように ２番目のインピーチメントは

THE MOST EMBARRASSING.

最も恥ずかしい

UNLIKE THE FIRST TIME AROUND, EVEN SOME REPUBLICANS VOTED

UNLIKE THE FIRST TIME AROUND, EVEN SOME REPUBLICANS VOTED

TODAY FOR TRUMP'S IMPEACHMENT.

今日はトランプのインピーチメントのために。

AT ONE POINT COLORADO REPUBLICAN KEN BUCK TRIED TO EXPLAIN AWAY

AT ONE POINT COLORADO REPUBLICAN KEN BUCK TRIED TO EXPLAIN AWAY

THAT UGLY SCENE LAST WEEK BY COMPARING IT TO VARIOUS

先週の醜いシーンを様々なものと比較して

HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES.

ハリウッドセレブ。

TAKE A LOOK.

見てください。

>> ROBERT DE NIR-- DE NIRO SAID HE WANTED TO PUNCH THE PRESIDENT

>> >> ROBERT DE NIR -- デ・ニーロは大統領を殴りたいと言っていた

IN THE FACE, MADONNA THOUGHT ABOUT BLOWING UP THE WHITE

マドンナは白人を吹き飛ばそうと考えた

HOUSE.

HOUSE.

KTEE GRIFFIN HELD UP A LIKENESS OF THE PRESIDENT BEHEADED, HEAD.

KTEE GRIFFINは、大統領のBEHEADED、HEADの似顔絵を公開しました。

AND NOTHING WAS SAID BY MY COLLEAGUES AT THAT POINT IN

その時点で私の仲間は何も言わなかった

TIME.

時間だ

>> James: COME ON, KEN, NO ONE LIKES A NAME DROPPER.

>>ジェームス：食えよ、ケン、名指しで一発食らうなよ。

YOU KNOW WHO TOLD ME THAT.

誰が言ったか知ってるだろ？

OPRAH.

オプラ

ALSO, GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY ROBERT DE NIRO, I

また、ロバート・デ・ニーロに顔を殴られて

CONSIDER THAT TO BE ONE OF THE HIGHEST HONORS THIS COUNTRY CAN

CONSIDER THAT TO BE ONE OF THE HIGHEST HONORS THIS COUNTRY CAN

BESTOW.

ＢＥＳＴＯＷ。

NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN IF YOU SAID ROBERT DE NIRO

ロベルト・デ・ニーロと言われた時ほど 私を幸せにしてくれるものはないわ

IS ON THE SHOW, HE IS NOT GOING TO CHAT, HE NOT GOING TO DO A

ショーに出ていても、おしゃべりもしないし、何もしない。

BIT.

ｂｉｔ．

HE IS GOING TO WALK IN AND SOCK YOU RIGHT IN THE MOUTH.

HE IS GOING TO WALK IN AND SOCK YOU RIGHT IN THE MOUTH.

AT ANOTHER POINT REPUBLICAN LAUREN BOEBERT ARGUED THE

別のポイントで共和党のローレン・ブーベルトは、論争した。

DEMOCRAT'S ATTEMPT TO IMPEACH TRUMP WAS ONLY CREATING MORE

民主主義者のトランプ大統領への怒りの試みは、より多くのものを生み出しているだけだった。

DIVISION AN SHE HAD SOME STRONG WORDS FOR EVERYONE.

DIVISION AN SHE HAD MOME STRONG WORDS FOR EVERYONE.

>> RATHER THAN ACTUALLY HELPING AMERICAN PEOPLE IN THIS TIME, WE

>> この時代にアメリカ国民を助けるというよりも、私たちは、この時代にアメリカ国民を助けるために行動しています。

START IMPEACHMENT THAT FURTHER DIVIDES OUR COUNTRY.

さらに私たちの国を分割するインピーチメントを開始します。

I CALL BULL CRAP.

I CALL BULL CRAP.

>> WHOA!

>> うわああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

>> WHOA!

>> うわああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

>> James: LANG ON A MINUTE.

>> ジェームズちょっと待って

I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE WHO HAD TO HEAR THAT.

それを聞いた人に謝罪します

THAT IS-- THAT'S [BLEEP] CRAZY WHREEP [BLEEP] I'M JUST GLAD SHE

それは...それは...それは狂ったような声で...

TOOK THE TIME TO SPEAK ON THE FLOOR TODAY BECAUSE NORMALLY ON

TOOK THE TIME TO SPEAK ON THE FLOOR TODAY BECAUSE NORMALLY ON

A WEDNESDAY SHE IS BUSY GETTING KICKED OUT OF A SEPHORA FOR YOAL

水曜の彼女はヨアルのためにセフォラから蹴られて忙しいです。

YELLING AT A MANAGER.

管理者に怒鳴る

THIS TIME A SENATE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL COULD BE A BIT RECOGNIZEY

今回の上院インピーチメント裁判は、ちょっとした反省点があるかもしれません。

FOR THE PRESIDENT, MITCH McCONNELL IS APPARENTLY

大統領のために、ミッチ・マコネルは見かけ上、

PLEASED ABOUT TRUMP'S IMPEACHMENT BECAUSE HE THINKS IT

トランプのインピーチメントについて、彼はそれを考えているので嬉しいです。

WILL MAKE IT EASIER TO DISTANCE TRUMP FROM THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

WILL MAKE IT EASIER TO DISTANCE TRUMP FROM THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

IT'S OFFICIAL, MITCH McCONNELL HAS TURNED HIS BACK ON TRUMP,

公式には ミッチ・マコネルは トランプに背を向けた

WHICH SOMEONE SHOULD HELP HIM BECAUSE USUALLY WHEN MITCH

誰かが彼を助けるべきであるか誰が彼を助けるべきであるか、それはいつもミッチをするとき。

McCONNELL FLIPS ON HIS BACK-- IT IS HARD FOR HIM TO GET

マコーネルは背中にひっくり返って...彼を捕まえるのが難しい

BACK UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE AGAIN.

BACK UP ON THE RIGHT SIDE AGAIN.

NOW THIS ALL SEEMS PROMISING, I KNOW, BUT WATCH OUT BECAUSE

NOW THIS ALL SEEMS PROMISING, I KNOW, BUT WATCH OUT BECAUSE

THERE IS ACTUALLY NOTHING MORE DISTURBING THAN THE SIGHT OF A

実際のところ、人を見ることほど 邪魔なものはありません

PLEASED MITCH McCONNELL.

マッコーネルを喜ばせた

AND AS IF THAT IS NOT ENOUGH, THERE WAS EVEN MORE BAD NEWS ARE

AND AS IF THAT IS NOT ENOUGH, THERE WAS EVEN MORE BAD NEWS ARE

FOR THE PRESIDENT.

FOR THE PRESIDENT.

THIS MORNING NEW YORK CITY ANNOUNCED IT IS SELFERRINGALL

THIS MORNING NEW YORK CITY ANNOUNCED IT IS SELFERRINGALL

CONTRACTS WITH THE TRUMP-- SEVERING ALL CONTRACTS

CONTRACTS WITH THE TRUMP-- SEVERING ALL CONTRACTS

WITH THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION.

WITH THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION.

START SPREADING THE NEWS.

START SPREADING THE NEWS.

ONE OF THE CONTRACTS INCLUDED OPERATING THE CAROUSEL AT

ONE OF THE CONTRACTS INCLUDED OPERATING THE CAROUSEL AT

CENTRAL PARK.

セントラルパーク

I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE ASKED THIS FOUR YEARS AGO, WHAT DOES

I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE ASKED THIS FOUR YEARS AGO, WHAT DOES

THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION DO EXACTLY?

トランプ組織は何をしてる？

LIKE SHADY REAL ESTATE DEALS, UNSAVORY INTERNATIONAL

影のある不動産取引のような、アンサヴォリーインターナショナル

TRANSACTIONS, AND MERRY-GO-ROUNDS?

トランザクションとメリーゴーランド？

WHAT WHAT BUSINESS WOULD YOU BE SURPRISED BY IF THE TRUMP

WHAT WHAT BUSINESS WOULD YOU BE SURPRISED BY IF THE TRUMP

ORGANIZATION ORGANIZED IN NEW YORK.

ニューヨークで結成された組織。

>> Reggie: LIKE MAYBE A GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT JUST SAY LIKE

>> レジー：LIKE MAYBE A GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT THUST SAY LIKE

HEY, I'M WALKING HERE, JUST TO PERPETUATE THE STEREOTYPE OF NEW

おい、俺はここを歩いているんだよ。ただ、ニューハーフのステレオタイプを演じてみただけだ。

YORK.

ＹＯＵＲＫ

>> James: THEY ARE ALL PAID EMPLOYEES OF THE CITY, JUST TO

>> ジェームズ彼らは皆、市の有給労働者です。

GIVE IT A FLAVOR.

フレイバーを与えてください。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: HEY, I'M WALKING HERE.

>> ジェームスヘイ、ここまで歩いてきたよ。

I THINK I COULD PLAY A GOOD GANGSTER IN A MOVIE.

I THINK I COULD PLAY A GOOD GANGSTER IN A MOVIE.

>> Reggie: I THINK YOU SHOULD.

>> レジー：そうすべきだと思う。

>> James: YOU THINK I COULD DO THAT.

>> ジェームズ俺にできると思ってるのか？

>> Reggie: YOU SHOULD.

>> レジー：そうすべきだ。

>> James: TRUMP, RELAX, FORGET IT.

>> ジェームスTRUMP、リラックスして、それを忘れてください。

>> Reggie: YEP.

>> レジー：YEP。

>> James: THEY CALL HIM SHORT ARM-- HEY, FORGET ABOUT IT,

>> ジェームス彼らは彼を短腕と呼んでる... おい 忘れろよ

EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING SEE, THE MAGIC WAS IN THE DESK, ROB, I

まさに私が言った通りだ 魔法は机の中にあったんだ、ロブ、私は

DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.

何を言われようと構わない

>> WE BLEW IT, I'M SORRY.

>> 誤字脱字しました、申し訳ありません。

>> James: I THINK THAT'S IT NOW, I THINK THIS IS US.

>> ジェームスこれが私たちだと思います。

BUT YES, THEY'RE TAKING THE CAROUSEL IN CENTRAL PARK AWAY

でも、そうだ、セントラルパークの カルーセルを撤去するんだ

FROM HIM.

彼から

THEY ARE TAKING AWAY THE CAROUSEL, THIS IS DEVASTATING

THEY ARE TAKING AWAY THE CAROUSEL, THIS IS DEVASTATING

NEWS FOR ERIC TRUMP.

エリック・トランプのニュース

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, GANG.

でも、それだけじゃないわ。

EVEN AMERICA'S OVERSEAS ALLIES DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANYTHING TO

アメリカの海外同盟国でさえ何もしたがらない

DO WITH THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY RIGHT NOW.

DO WITH THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY RIGHT NOW.

SECRETARY OF STATE MIKE POMPEO JUST HAD TO CANCEL HIS FINAL

ポンペオ国務長官は、最終的にキャンセルせざるを得ませんでした。

TRIP ABROAD AFTER TOP EUROPEAN LEADERS REFUSED TO MEET WITH

ヨーロッパのトップリーダーたちが会談を拒否した後の世界旅行

HIM.

HIM.

HERE IS HOW TOXIC TRUMP'S MD ARGUES IS RIGHT NOW.

HERE IS HOW TOXIC TRUMP'S MD ARGUES IS RIGHT NOW.

EVEN IN THE EU WAS LIKE EWW W-W-W.

ＥＵでもＥＷＷＷＷＷＷのようになっていました。

SEE?

SEE?

>> OH NO, OH NO.

>> OH NO, OH NO.

>> James: I'M GO BACK TO THE BAR AGE.

>> ジェームズバー時代に戻るよ

I'M GOING BACK.

帰るわ

YOU KNOW WHY THIS DOESN'T WORK?

なぜ動かないか知ってるか？

IT'S GOT A REACTION TO THE LACQUER ON THIS.

ラッカーに反応したんだ

[BLEEP].

[BLEEP]。

>> TIM DIDN'T PLUG IT IN.

>> TIMは接続していない

>> James.

>>ジェームス。

>> >> James: THAT'S AULIFFE'S

>> >> >> ジェームスそれはオーリフェのだ

GOT, REG, IT IS A SHADY JOB AS WELL.

REG、それは日陰の仕事でもある。

LOOK WHAT HAS COME OFF-- LOOK AT THAT.

LOOK WHAT HAS COME OFF-- LOOK AT THAT.

LOOK AT-- NO.

LOOK AT-- NO.

IT'S A SHADY JOB.

日陰の仕事だ

>> Reggie: OH MY LORD.

>> レジー：OH MY LORD.

>> James: WE'LL SOLDIER ON, GUYS, BUT I'M--

>> ジェームス私たちは兵士になります、あなた方、私は、しかし、私は...

(APPLAUSE) OH.

(APPLAUSE) OH.

DA VINCH-- DA VINCI, WOW.

ダ・ヴィンチ... ダ・ヴィンチ、WOWOW。

YEAH.

ああ

DA VINCI?

ダ・ヴィンチ？

(LAUGHTER) I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY

（笑）こんなことを言うとは思ってもいませんでした

THIS, I MISS 2020.

これは、2020年のミスです。

(LAUGHTER) LIKE I SAY, EW.

(笑) LIKE I SAY, EW.

(APPLAUSE) POMPEO ACTUALLY CANCELLED HIS

(APPLAUSE) POMPEO ACTUALLY CANCELLED HIS

BIG TRIP ABROAD.

BIG TRIP ABROAD.

I GUESS FINALLY HE WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT LIFE HAS BEEN

やっと人生を理解してくれると思うよ

LIKE FOR ALL OF US THESE PAST TEN MONTHS.

この10ヶ月の間、私たち全員が好きだった。

MOVING ON IN OTHER NEWS, AFTER AGING IN SPACE FOR MORE THAN A

他のニュースに移動して、宇宙空間で数十年以上も年をとった後に

YEAR SPACEX IS NOW BRINGING A CASE OF BORDEAUX WEINBACH TO

イヤー・スペイクスは現在、ボルドー・ヴァインバッハのケースを持ち込んでいます。

EARTH.

EARTH.

>> WHAT.

>> WHAT.

>> James: ELON MUSK, HE HAS TOO MUCH MONEY, THAT IS IT, HE

>> ジェームスエロン・マスク、彼は大金を持っている、それだけだ、彼は。

IS USING OUTER SPACE AS A WINE CELL AR.

外部空間をワインセルのARとして使用しています。

OH, WHAT ARE WE GOING DO WITH THESE SIX BOTTLES, THERE IS NO

この6つのボトルで何をするんだ？

ROOM.

部屋

FIRE UP THE ROCKET.

FIRE UP THE ROCKET.

WE'LL KEEP IT UP THERE WHILE WE DRINK THESE.

WE'LL KEEP IT UP THERE WHILE WE DRINK THESE.

WINE FROM SPACE, THAT IS ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE WOBBLY

宇宙からのワイン、それは人間にとっての小さな一歩、一つの揺らぎです。

LEAP FOR MAN KIND.

LEAP FOR MAN KIND.

I WAS NEVER SURE ABOUT THAT JOKE EITHER.

I WAS NEVER SURE ABOUT THAT JOKE EITHER.

I'M SAYING JOKE, THAT IS BEING VERY FAVORABLE.

ジョークを言ってるんだが、それは非常に好意的だ。

BUT I DID HEAR, I DID HEAR THIS, THIS IS A SWROAK, WILL YOU LIKE

でも聞いた、聞いた、聞いた、聞いた、これはSWROAKだ、気に入ったか？

THIS, YOU WILL LIKE THIS, I DID HEAR THAT THE WINE TASTES OUT OF

これは、あなたも気に入ると思いますが、私はワインの味を聞いたことがあります。

THIS WORLD.

この世界

>> AND FINALLY WE WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS, A CHURCH IN BRAZIL

>> 最後にお見せしたいのは、ブラジルの教会です。

OPENED A TOURIST ATTRACTION WHICH IS BEING CALLED THE

と呼ばれている観光地をオープンしました。

WORLD'S WORST WAX WORK MUSEUM BECAUSE THE FIGURES WILL SO BAD

WORLD'S WORST WAX WORK MUSEUM BECAUSE THE FIGURES WILL SO BAD

THAT VISITORS CAN'T RECOGNIZE THE CELEBRITIES, TO GIVE YOU AN

訪問者はあなたに与えるために、有名人を再認識することはできません。

IDEA HOW BAD IT IS, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE MARILYN MONROE.

マリリン・モンローがやったことになってるんだけど

THE SCENTED CANDLE IN MY OFFICE LACKS MORE LIKE MARILYN MONROE

私のオフィスの香りのキャンドルにはマリリン・モンローのようなものが欠けている

THAN THAT.

それよりも

I STUDIED THE OTHER EXHIBITS.

I STUDIED THE OTHER EXHIBITS.

I HAVE TO BE HONEST, THEY WOULDN'T BE SO BAD IF THEY JUST

I HAVE TO BE HONEST, THEY WOULDN'T BE SO BAD IF THEY JUST

LABELED THEM PROPERLY.

ちゃんとラベルを貼った

AT THE MUSEUM THEY SAY THAT THIS IS ELVIS.

AT THE MUSEUM THEY SAY THAT THIS IS ELVIS.

RIGHT, BUT IT'S OBVIOUSLY SHAWN MENDES.