I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

あなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

WELL, FELLOW AMERICANS, THE BIG STORY TODAY-- AND WE'LL BE

WELL, FELLOW AMERICANS, THE BIG STORY TODAY-- AND WE'LL BE

TALKING ABOUT IT IN THE BIG SCRIPT WE HAVE HERE--

ここにある大きなスクリプトの中で それについて話しています--

WILL BE THE BIG STORY FROM YESTERDAY, WHICH WAS ALSO THE

WILL BE THE BIG STORY FROM YESTERDAY, WHICH WAS ALSO THE

BIG STORY FROM LAST WEEK, WHICH IS JUST THE GRAND FINALE OF THE

BIG STORY FROM LAST WEEK, WHICH IS JUST THE GRAND FINALE OF THE

STORY FROM THE LAST FOUR YEARS.

STORY FROM THE LAST FOUR YEARS.

IT'S BEEN SIX DAYS SINCE MAGA TERRORISTS RANSACKED THE CAPITOL

IT'S BEEN SIX DAYS SINCE MAGA TERRORISTS RANSACKED THE CAPITOL

BUILDING, BUT THE DANGER HAS NOT PASSED.

建物ですが、危険は通過していません。

YESTERDAY, THE F.B.I. RELEASED A BULLETIN INDICATING THAT "ARMED

YESTERDAY, THE F.B.I. RELEASED A BULLETIN INDICATING THAT "ARMED

PROTESTS" ARE BEING PLANNED AT ALL 50 STATE CAPITOLS.

PROTESTS" ARE BEING PLANNED AT ALL 50 STATE CAPITOLS.

STILL WANT TO BE A STATE, PUERTO RICO?

まだプエルトリコの州になりたいか？

THERE MIGHT BE AN OPENING SOON.

THERE MIGHT BE AN OPENING SOON.

THE F.B.I. WARNED THAT THE ARMED PROTESTS ARE BEING PLANNED FROM

THE F.B.I. WARNED THAT THE ARMED PROTESTS ARE BEING PLANNED FROM

JANUARY 16 THROUGH AT LEAST JANUARY 20.

1月16日から1月20日まで。

FOUR DAYS THAT'S NOT AN ANTI-GOVERNMENT

反政府ではない４日間

INSURGENCY.

INSURGENCY.

THAT'S A MUSIC FESTIVAL.

それは音楽祭だ

IT'S "COUP-CHELLA"-- WHICH IS REALLY THE ONLY PLACE IT'S

IT'S "COUP-CHELLA"-- WHICH IS REALLY THE ONLY PLACE IT'S

APPROPRIATE TO GO SHIRTLESS IN BUFFALO HORNS.

BUFFALO HORNSでシャツレスで行くことが適切です。

AND IT'S NOT JUST STATE CAPITOLS.

州都だけではありません

YESTERDAY, MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WERE BRIEFED ON THREE PLANNED

YESTERDAY, MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WERE BRIEFED ON THREE PLANNED

RIOTS FOR D.C.

ワシントンの反乱

THE MOST CONCERNING PLOT WOULD INVOLVE INSURRECTIONISTS FORMING

最も懸念される計画は、保険者が保険会社を結成することに関与するだろう。

A PERIMETER AROUND THE CAPITOL, THE WHITE HOUSE, AND THE SUPREME

国会議事堂、白人館、最高裁判所を囲む境界線

COURT, AND THEN BLOCKING DEMOCRATS FROM ENTERING THE

民主主義者の法廷への立ち入りを 妨害しています

CAPITOL-- PERHAPS EVEN KILLING THEM-- SO THAT REPUBLICANS COULD

CAPITOL-- PERHAPS EVEN KILLING THEM-- SO THAT REPUBLICANS COULD

TAKE CONTROL OF THE GOVERNMENT.

政府を掌握しろ

WHAT KIND OF PLAN IS THAT?

WHAT KIND OF PLAN IS THAT?

THEY'RE GOING TO KILL A BUNCH OF PEOPLE, BUT AFTER THAT, IT'S

大量の人を殺そうとしているが、その後は、

JUST BACK TO SEVENTH GRADE CIVICS AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO

公民科に戻ってきたばかりなのに、そんなことはしない。

NOTICE?

注意？

THERE'S A REASON THE FIRST ARTICLE OF THE CONSTITUTION

THERE'S A REASON THE FIRST ARTICLE OF THE CONSTITUTION

ISN'T "THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES SHALL BE

ISN'T "THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES SHALL BE

COMPOSED OF MEMBERS CHOSEN EVERY SECOND YEAR BY THE PEOPLE--

2年ごとに国民が選んだメンバーで構成されています。

UNLESS, OF COURSE, ONE SIDE MURDERS THE OTHER SIDE, IN WHICH

もちろん、片方の側がもう片方の側を殺さない限りはね。

CASE, IT'S 'GRAND THEFT AUTO' RULES."

"CASE, IT'S 'GRAND THEFT AUTO' RULES"

AND CONGRESS DID RECEIVE SOME HELPFUL SAFETY TIPS, AS THEY

そして議会は、彼らのように、いくつかの有益な安全のヒントを受け取った。

WERE REMINDED THAT "THE PURCHASE OF A BULLETPROOF VEST IS A

私たちは、「防弾チョッキの購入は、次のことを思い出しました。

REIMBURSABLE EXPENSE."

"再燃可能な費用"

GOOD TO KNOW.

GOOD TO KNOW.

SAME REASON LINCOLN GOT TO WRITE OFF THOSE THEATER TICKETS.

SAME REASON LINCOLN GOT TO WRITE OFF THOSE THEATER TICKETS.

FOR ALMOST A WEEK NOW, WE'VE HAD PEOPLE TRYING TO TELL US WHAT WE

この一週間ほど、私たちは私たちが何をしているのかを 教えてもらおうとしている人たちがいました。

SAW ISN'T WHAT WE SAW, WHICH IS WHY TODAY, IT WAS REASSURING

私たちが見たものではなく、それが今日の理由であり、それは安心しました。

TO HEAR FROM F.B.I. OFFICIAL STEVEN D'ANTUONO-- DO I HAVE

FBIのスティーブン・ダントゥーノから話を聞きたいんですが？

THAT RIGHT?

THAT RIGHT?

LET'S SAY I HAVE THAT RIGHT-- WHO MADE IT CLEAR: THE MAGA

LET'S SAY I HAVE THAT RIGHT-- WHO MADE IT CLEAR: THE MAGA

MANIACS WHO TRIED TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT ARE GOING TO PAY.

政府を転覆させようとした狂人は 代償を払わなければならない

>> THE F.B.I. HAS WORKED HAND IN HAND WITH THE UNITED STATES

>> ＦＢＩは米国と手を取り合って働いてきた

ATTORNEY'S OFFICE AND OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT PARTNERS HERE IN

弁護士事務所と私たちの法執行パートナーは、ここにあります。

D.C. AND ACROSS THE COUNTRY TO ARREST AND CHARGE MULTIPLE

ワシントンと国をまたいで、複数の逮捕と告発をする。

INDIVIDUALS WHO TOOK PART IN THE DESTRUCTION.

破壊に参加した個人。

IN SIX DAYS, WE HAVE OPENED OVER 160 CASE FILES, AND THAT'S JUST

6日間で160以上のケースファイルをオープンしました。

THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

>> Stephen: THAT'S AN APT METAPHOR UPON

>> スティーブンそれはAPT METAPHOR UPONのAPT METAPHORです。

THE MAGA CROWD HAS A LOT IN COMMON WITH ICEBERGS: COLD;

MAGAの群衆はICEBERGSとの共通点があります。寒い

WHITE; AND WHEN THE HEAT IS ON, TEY JUST MELT BEFORE YOUR EYES.

WHITE; AND WHEN THE HEAT IS ON, TEY JUST MELT BEFORE YOUR EYES.

IT WAS VALIDATING TO HEAR SOMEONE, ANYONE, TAKE THIS WHOLE

誰かが、誰かが、誰かが、これを丸ごと受け止めることに価値があると感じました。

THING AS SERIOUSLY AS IT DESERVES.

必要なだけ真剣にやるんだ

>> TO BE CLEAR, THE BRUTALITY THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WATCHED WITH

>> TO BE CLEAR, THE BRUTALITY THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WATCHED WITH

SOCK AND DISBELIEF ON THE 6th WOULD NOT BE TOLERATED BY

6日のソックと不信感は許されない

THE F.B.I.

THE F.B.I.

THE MEN AND WOMEN OF THE F.B.I.

ＦＢＩの男と女

WILL LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED IN THIS INVESTIGATION.

WILL LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED IN THIS INVESTIGATION.

>> Stephen: SO, MAGA-HEADS WHO THOUGHT THE FEDS WERE OUT TO GET

>> スティーブン: そう、FEDSが捕まると思っていたMAGA-Headsは、FEDSが捕まると思っていた。

YOU, I'M HAPPY TO SAY, THEY ARE NOW.

YOU, I'M HAPPY TO SAY, THEY ARE NOW.

I HAVE A FEELING YOU'LL SOON BE OCCUPYING ANOTHER FEDERAL

君はもうすぐ連邦政府に 占領されるような気がするんだが

BUILDING FOR A LONG TIME.

BUILDING FOR A LONG TIME。

THEN IT WAS TIME TO HEAR FROM ACTING U.S. ATTORNEY FOR THE

そして、それは米国の弁護士から聞く時間でした。

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, AND I'M AGAIN, MICHAEL SHERWIN.

コロンビア管区です マイケル・シャーウィンです

AM I SAYING SHERWIN CORRECTLY?

私はシャーウィンと言っていいのかな？

SHERWIN?

シャーウィン？

LET'S SAY I AM.

Let's Say I AM.

SO FAR, THE MAGA MOB HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR MINOR CRIMES, LIKE

これまでのところ、マガモブは軽犯罪で逮捕されています。

TRESPASSING, BUT SHERWIN TOLD US THINGS ARE GOING TO GET SERIOUS.

追い越しだが、シャーウィンが言っていたのは 深刻な事態になるってことだ

>> THE F.B.I., WORKING WITH THE U.S. ATTORNEYS' OFFICES ACROSS

>> ＦＢＩは、米国の司法長官事務所との間で、

THE COUNTRY-- AND THE CRUX OF THOSE BEING IN D.C.-- WE'RE

この国は...そしてワシントンにいる人たちは...

LOOKING AT SIGNIFICANT FELONY CASES TIED TO SEDITION AND

飽食と卑劣さに関連した重大な犯罪事件の考察

CONSPIRACY.

陰謀だ

>> Stephen: SEDITION.

>> スティーブン：SEDITION。

YOU MAGA TERRORISTS MUST BE PRETTY PROUD!

お前らマガテロリストは誇りに思っているはずだ！

YOU'RE FINALLY BEING TREATED JUST LIKE THOSE GUYS WHOSE FLAG

YOU'RE FINALLY BEING TREATED JUST LIKE THOSE GUYS WHOSE FLAG

YOU LOVE TO CARRY!

YOU LOVE TO CARRY!

BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT TAKING ALT-RIGHT TERRORISM SERIOUSLY?

BUT YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT TAKING ALT-RIGHT TERRORISM SERIOUSLY?

THE PRESIDENT.

THE PRESIDENT.

YESTERDAY, HE HAD A PHONE CALL WITH HOUSE MINORITY LEADER,

YESTERDAY, HE HAD A PHONE CALL WITH HOUSE MINORITY LEADER,

KEVIN McCARTHY, SEEN HERE REALIZING THAT GOD HAS CURSED

ケビン・マッカーシー、ここで神が呪いをかけたことを実感しています。

HIM TO BE KEVIN McCARTHY.

HIM TO BE KEVIN McCARTHY.

AND INSTEAD OF ACKNOWLEDGING WHAT REALLY HAPPENED, THE

実際に起きたことを 認識するどころか

PRESIDENT BLAMED STORMING THE CAPITOL ON "ANTIFA PEOPLE."

PRESIDENT BLAMED STORMING THE CAPITOL ON "ANTIFA PEOPLE."

WHAT?

WHAT?

THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU INVITED THOSE RIOTERS TO YOUR RALLY IN WASHINGTON.

あなたは暴徒をワシントンの集会に招待した

THEY WERE WEARING YOUR SHIRTS, YOUR HATS, WAVING YOUR FLAG, AND

シャツを着て 帽子をかぶり 旗を振っていました

THEY CHEERED WHEN YOU TOLD THEM TO GO MARCH ON THE CAPITOL.

THEY CHEERED WHEN YOU TOLD THEM TO GO MARCH ON THE CAPITOL.

FROM NOW ON, NEUROLOGISTS ARE GOING TO HOLD UP PICTURES LIKE

これからは神経生物学の研究者が 写真のようなものを持っています

THIS TO STROKE VICTIMS AND SAY, "CAN YOU TELL ME WHOSE

これは ストライキの被害者と言うには "誰のものか教えてくれますか？

SUPPORTERS THESE ARE?" AND IF THEY DON'T SAY, "THEY'RE

"これが支持者か？"もし彼らが言わなければ、「彼らは

MAGA PEOPLE," YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE AWAY THEIR CAR KEYS.

MAGA PEOPLE," YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO TAKE AWAY THEIR CAR KEYS.

THIS ANTIFA EXCUSE IS SO RIDICULOUS THAT EVEN THE

この反安倍の言い訳は、それすらも信じられないほどひどいものです。

NORMALLY SPINE-FREE ZONE OF KEVIN McCARTHY PUSHED BACK,

KEVIN McCARTHYの通常は背骨のないゾーンが背中を押しています。

SAYING, "IT'S NOT ANTIFA.

"アンチファじゃない "と言って

IT'S MAGA.

それはMAGAです。

I KNOW.

私は知っています。

I WAS THERE."

"私はそこにいた"

FINDING OUT THIS LATE IN THE GAME

ゲームの後半にこれを見つける

THAT KEVIN McCARTHY HAS THE ABILITY TO NAME REALITY IN THE

ケビン・マッカートイは現実に名前をつける能力を持っています

FACE OF THE PRESIDENT'S LIES IS LIKE FINDING OUT THAT TOM HANKS

大統領の嘘の顔は、トム・ハンクスを見つけるようなものです。

IN "CASTAWAY" HAD A BOAT THE WHOLE TIME.

IN "CASTAWAY" HAD A BOAT THE WHOLE TIME.

WHY DIDN'T YOU USE IT BEFORE, YOU IDIOT?

WHY DIDN'T YOU USE IT BEFORE, YOU IDIOT?

DID WILSON STOP YOU?

ウィルソンに止められたのか？

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH HELEN HUNT!

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH HELEN HUNT!

SHE SEEMS VERY NICE.

とてもいい子に見える

NOW, ON THE PEACEFUL TRANSITION OF POWER, McCARTHY TOLD POTUS HE

今、権力の平和的な移行で、マッカーシーは大統領に言った。

SHOULD CALL JOE BIDEN, MEET WITH THE PRESIDENT-ELECT, AND FOLLOW

ジョー・バイデンに電話して 大統領エレクトに会って従うべきだ

TRADITION AND LEAVE A WELCOME LETTER IN THE RESOLUTE DESK FOR

TRADITION AND LEAVE A WELCOME LETTER IN THE RESOLUTE DESK FOR

HIS SUCCESSOR.

HIS SUCCESSOR.

WELL, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A COPY OF THE FIRST DRAFT OF THE

WELL, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A COPY OF THE FIRST DRAFT OF THE

PRESIDENT'S WELCOME LETTER.

大統領の歓迎状です。

"IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE DEOCRACY AGAIN, LEAVE A

"あなたが再び脱オクラシーを見たい場合は、残してください。

WHEELBARROW OF CHICKEN NUGGETS WITH THE CONCIERGE AT MY HOTEL."

WHEELBARROW OF CHICKEN NUGGETS WITH THE CONCIERGE AT MY HOTEL."

NOW, PROTECTING THE COUNTRY FROM ITS DERANGED RULER MIGHT COME

NOW, PROTECTING THE COUNTRY FROM ITS DERANGED RULER MIGHT COME

DOWN TO VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE, SEEN HERE AT ONE OF THE

"マイク・ペンス副大統領のところへ" "ここで見られています

PRESIDENT'S "WHO SHOULD YOU MURDER NEXT" RALLIES.

PRESIDENT'S "WHO SHOULD YOU MURDER NEXT" RALLIES.

( LAUGHTER ) THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

( LAUGHTER ) THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

PASSED A RESOLUTION TODAY ASKING PENCE TO REMOVE THE PRESIDENT

PASSED A RESOLUTION TODAY ASKING PENCE TO REMOVE THE PRESIDENT

USING THE 25th AMENDMENT.

25番目の改憲を使う

AND YOU'D THINK PENCE WOULD BE INTO THE IDEA, CONSIDERING THE

AND YOU'D THINK PENCE WOULD BE INTO THE IDEA, CONSIDERING THE

WHOLE "HANG HIM" THING.

"HANG HIM HANG "のことだよ

BUT YOU WOULD BE DEAD WRONG, BECAUSE YESTERDAY, AFTER DAYS OF

BUT YOU WOULD BE DEAD WRONG, BECAUSE YESTERDAY, AFTER DAYS OF

SILENCE, THE PRESIDENT AND MIKE PENCE SPOKE FOR THE FIRST TIME,

SILENCE, THE PRESIDENT AND MIKE PENCE SPOKE FOR THE FIRST TIME,

MEETING IN THE OVAL OFFICE, AND AGREED THAT THOSE WHO BROKE THE

オーバルの事務所で会議を開き、それを破った者は、そのことに同意した。

LAW AND STORMED THE CAPITOL LAST WEEK DO NOT REPRESENT THEIR

LAW AND STORMED THE CAPITOL LAST WEEK DO NOT REPRESENT THEIR

POLICY OF AMERICA FIRST.

アメリカ第一のポリシー。

OF COURSE THIS MOB VIOLENCE WASN'T AMERICA FIRST.

OF COURSE THIS MOB VIOLENCE WASN'T AMERICA FIRST.

IT WAS IN GERMANY FIRST.

最初はドイツだった

SO, APPARENTLY, IT'S ALL WATER UNDER THE GALLOWS NOW.

驚くべきことに、今は全て水の中にある。

I CANNOT FATHOM THIS TYPE OF SELF-DESTRUCTIVE LOYALTY.

私はこのタイプの自己破壊的な忠誠心を断ち切ることができません。

BUT I GUESS IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE REWARD: MIKE WAS NAMED WHITE

BUT I GUESS IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE REWARD: MIKE WAS NAMED WHITE

HOUSE EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK!

今週のハウス従業員!

IT COMES WITH A $10 COUPON TO SUBWAY AND INSTRUCTIONS TO THE

サブウェイへの10ドルクーポンと説明書が付いています。

MOB SO THEY CAN CATCH MIKE PENCE AT SUBWAY.

モブがマイク・ペンスを 捕まえられるように

WITH THE 25th AMENDMENT OPTION OFF THE TABLE, HOUSE DEMOCRATS

改正２５条の選択肢をテーブルから外して、民主主義者の家

ARE SET TO IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT.

ARE SET TO IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT.

I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON THE LATEST IN OUR "BACK BY UNPOPULAR

I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON THE LATEST IN OUR "BACK BY UNPOPULAR

DEMAND" SEGMENT, "DON AND THE GIANT IMPEACH 2: GO FAST, WE'RE

DEMAND」セグメント「DON AND THE GIANT IMPEACH 2：GO FAST, WE'RE」。

FURIOUS."

FURIOUS."

>> THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

>> 危機一髪だった。

>> Stephen: EVEN THOUGH THEIR OWN LIVES WERE THREATENED BY THE

>> スティーブン自分たちの生活が脅かされていたにもかかわらず

COUP THAT THE PRESIDENT INSTIGATED, ONLY A HANDFUL OF

大統領が示唆した カップルは一握りだけ

REPUBLICANS HAVE BACKED REMOVING HIM FROM OFFICE.

REPUBLICANS HAVE BACKED REMOVING HIM FROM OFFICE.

THE REST ARE SAYING, "OH, THERE'S ONLY SEVEN DAYS LEFT."

THE REST ARE SAYING, "OH, THERE'S ONLY SEVEN DAYS LEFT."

MAY I REMIND YOU, SEVEN DAYS IS A LONG TIME WHEN YOU LET A

MAY I REMIND YOU, SEVEN DAYS IS A LONG TIME WHEN YOU LET A

LUNATIC BE THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD.

LUNATICは世界で最も強力な男だ

IF A GRIZZLY BEAR SHOWS UP AT A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, YOU

IF A GRIZZLY BEAR SHOWS UP AT A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, YOU

DON'T SAY, "THERE'S ONLY 45 MINUTES LEFT, LET'S JUST RUN

"あと45分しかないんだから 走ろうぜ "なんて言わないでよ

OUT THE CLOCK WHILE HE GNAWS ON TYLER."

"タイラーに噛みついている間は 時計を止めろ"

MAKE YOURSELF BIGGER, TYLER!

自分を大きくしろ、タイラー！

IT FRIGHTENS THEM!

IT FRIGHTENS THEM!

ONE FORMER SENATE AIDE EXPLAINED THAT, FOR REPUBLICANS, HOLDING

元上院議員補佐官の一人は、共和党にとっては、保有することが重要だと説明しています。

THE PRESIDENT ACCOUNTABLE IS "STILL POLITICALLY PROBLEMATIC."

"まだ政治的に問題がある"

YES, REPUBLICAN LAWMAKERS DESPERATELY NEED THE PRESIDENT'S

そうだ、共和党の法律家は大統領の力を必要としている。

SUPPORTERS TO LIKE THEM!

SUPPORTERS TO LIKE THEM!

I MEAN, THEIR HANDS ARE TIED!

I MEAN, THEIR HANDS ARE TIED!

ALMOST LITERALLY.

ほとんど文字通り

THE G.O.P. HAS NEW TALKING POINTS FOR WHY THEY THINK

G.O.P.は、なぜ彼らが考えるのかについての新しい話のポイントを持っています。

REMOVING THE PRESIDENT IS THE WRONG MOVE:

大統領を解任するのは間違った行動だ

>> LET'S TRY TO COME TOGETHER.

>> LET'S TRY TO COME TOGETHER.

>> I THINK THE FIRST THING WE NEED TO DO AS LEADERS IN

>> I THINK THE FIRST THING WE NEED TO DO AS LEADERS IN

AMERICA IS LOWER THE TEMPERATURE AND TRY TO COME TOGETHER.

AMERICA IS LOWER THE TEMPERATURE AND TRY TO COME TOGETHER.

>> I THINK WE NEED TO LOWER THE RHETORIC.

>> レトリックを下げる必要があると思う。

WE NEED TO GET SOME UNITY GOING.

団結する必要がある

>> Stephen: OKAY, LET'S UNIFY IN PUNISHING ALL THE

>> スティーブンよし 統一して全ての者を罰しましょう

INSURRECTIONISTS AND THEIR POLITICAL LEADERS WHO

保険者とその政治的指導者は誰が

LEGITIMIZED THEIR HOMICIDAL FANTASIES.

彼らのホミチダルファンタジーを合法化した。

THERE CAN BE NO HEALING UNTIL THE SICKNESS IS IDENTIFIED AND

病気が特定されるまで治癒しないことができます。

REMOVED.

REMOVEDしました。

AND YOU CAN DO IT NOW!

今すぐにでもできる！

THE TUMOR LOST HIS TWITTER FEED!

THE TUMOR LOST HIS TWITTER FEED!

BECAUSE UNITY'S GREAT!

BECAUSE UNITY'S GREAT!

I'M ALL FOR UNITY.

I'M ALL FOR UNITY.

SO, REPUBLICANS, WHAT'S YOUR OUTREACH TO THE OTHER SIDE?

SO, REPUBLICANS, WHAT'S YOUR OUTREACH TO THE OTHER SIDE?

YOU GOT TO ANTE UP.

アンテを上げろ

YOU DON'T GET TO STAY IN THE GAME IF YOU DON'T TOSS IN A CHIP

チップを入れないとゲームに参加できません

OF GOOD FAITH.

OF GOOD FAITH.

THE OTHER SIDE IS GOING TO STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING AGAIN BY

向こう側が二度とこのようなことが起こらないようにするために

GETTING RID OF THE GUY WHO CAUSED IT.

それを引き起こした奴からの解放だ

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO DO TO HELP?

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO DO TO HELP?

BECAUSE, SO FAR, YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING.

あなたは何もしていないからよ

THEY WERE SIMPLY CERTIFYING A FREE AND FAIR ELECTION-- AN

彼らは単純に自由で公正な選挙を証明していた...

ELECTION THAT YOU KNEW WAS FREE AND FAIR-- BUT YOU LIED ABOUT IT

自由で公正な選挙だと知っていたのに...それについて嘘をついた

ANYWAY, BECAUSE YOU WANTED CAMPAIGN CASH AND EYEBALLS AND,

とにかく、あなたが欲しかったのは キャンペーンの現金と目玉と

YOU WERE AFRAID TO MAKE YOUR BOSS AND HIS MAGA MONSTER MAD.

YOU WERE AFRAID TO MAKE YOUR BOSS AND HIS MAGA MONSTER MAD.

YOUR LIES LEGITIMIZED THE FANTASIES OF A VIOLENT,

君の嘘は 暴力的な夢を合法化したんだ

ANTI-DEMOCRATIC MOB THAT NEARLY GOT YOU AND YOUR COLLEAGUES

ANTI-DEMOCRATIC MOB THAT NEARLY GOT YOU AND YOUR COLLEAGUES

KILLED, AND DID GET A POLICEMAN MURDERED.

殺害され、警察官が殺害されました。

NOW YOU WANT TO USE YOUR HOLLOW CALLS FOR UNITY TO SWEEP IT ALL

NOW YOU WANT TO USE YOUR HOLLOW CALLS FOR UNITY TO SWEEP IT ALL

UNDER THE RUG?

敷物の下に？

WELL, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, BROTHER, BECAUSE THE RIOTERS

幸運を祈るよ 暴力団がいるからな

ALSO POOPED ON YOUR RUGS.

あなたの絨毯にもウンチしたわ

NOW, AS THE PRESS CONFERENCE MADE CLEAR TODAY, THE FEDS ARE

NOW, AS THE PRESS CONFERENCE MADE CLEAR TODAY, THE FEDS ARE

ARRESTING MEMBERS OF THE MAGA-WAFFEN IN LARGE NUMBERS.

マガ・ワッフェンのメンバーを大量に逮捕しています。

TO DO SO, THE F.B.I. HAS STREAMLINED THE PROCESS.

そのためにFBIはプロセスをストリームライン化しました。

THEY'VE GIVEN ALL THEIR FIELD OFFICES A LIST OF QUESTIONS TO

THEY'VE GIVEN ALL THEIR FIELD OFFICES A LIST OF QUESTIONS TO

ASK ALL POTENTIAL SUSPECTS.

すべての潜在的な容疑者に聞いてみてください。

IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE STUFF LIKE, "WERE YOU IN WASHINGTON ON THE

IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE STUFF LIKE, "WERE YOU IN WASHINGTON ON THE

AFTERNOON OF JANUARY 6?" "DO YOU BELIEVE THE U.S.

"１月６日の午後？""あなたはアメリカのことを信じていますか？

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION WAS STOLEN?"

"大統領選挙は盗まれたのか？"

AND "WHO DID YOU ROOT FOR?

AND "WHO DID YOU ROOT FOR?

INDIANA JONES OR THE MELTING-FACE NAZI GUY?"

"インディアナ・ジョーンズか 溶けた顔のナチの男か？"

NOW, WITH THE HELP OF ONLINE DETECTIVES, THE F.B.I. IS SLOWLY

今、オンライン探偵の助けを借りて、FBIはゆっくりとしています。

BUT SURELY TRACKING THESE PEOPLE DOWN AND ARRESTING THEM.

BUT SURELY TRACKING THESE PEOPLE DOWN AND ARRESTING THEM.

CASE IN POINT, THIS JACK-HOLE IN THE VIKING HAT IS NAMED JAKE

バイキングハットのジャックホールは ジェイクと呼ばれている

ANGELI.

アンジェリ

HOW DO WE KNOW THAT'S HIS NAME?

どうやって彼の名前を知ったの？

WELL, AMONG OTHER REASONS, ANGELI ACTUALLY CALED THE

まあ、他の理由もあるが、アンジェリは実際に計算した

F.B.I. HIMSELF TO ACKNOWLEDGE HE WAS THE PERSON IN PHOTOGRAPHS

F.B.I.自身が写真の中の人物であることを認めるために

OF THE RIOT AND TOLD A REPORTER HE WAS NOT AFRAID OF ARREST.

OF THE RIOT AND TOLD A REPORTER HE WAS NOT AFRAID OF ARREST.

WHY DOES HE THINK HE CAN CALL THE F.B.I. AND JUST EXPLAIN AWAY

なぜ彼はFBIに電話して説明できると思ってるの？

HIS CRIME?

HIS CRIME?

♪ WHITE PRIVILEGE ♪ OH, THANK YOU, "LATE SHOW"

♪ WHITE PRIVILEGE ♪ THANK YOU, "LATE SHOW"

CHOIR.

チョイアー。

( LAUGHTER ) ANGELI-- A.K.A. THE QANON

( LAUGHTER ) ANGELI... 別名ザ・カノン

SHAMAN-- WENT ON TO EXPLAIN, "AND EVEN IF I WAS ARRESTED,

シャーマンは... "逮捕されたとしても "と説明した

WASN'T GANDHI ARRESTED A LOT?

ガンジーは何度も逮捕されたんじゃないの？

WASN'T MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. ARRESTED A LOT?

マーティン・ルーサー・キングJR.何度も逮捕されたのか？

WASN'T JESUS ARRESTED?" YES, FOR NON-VIOLENT PROTEST--

イエスは逮捕されなかったのか？"はい、非暴力の抗議のために...

KIND OF THEIR THING.

彼らのものの種類。

JESUS NEVER SAID, "LET HE WHOSE CANDIDATE DID NOT WIN CAST THE

主イエスは決して「当選しなかった候補者に投じさせよ」とは言われませんでした。

FIRST STONE.

FIRST STONE.

AND THE SECOND.

そして、2番目。

AND THE THIRD.

そして第三に

HANG MIKE PENCE!" SINCE HIS ARREST, ANGELI, A

HANG MIKE PENCE!逮捕されて以来、アンジェリは

FAILED ACTOR WHO LIVES WITH HIS MOM, HAS GONE ON A HUNGER

母親と一緒に住んでいる落ち目の俳優は、飢えに行ってきました。

STRIKE-ISH.

STRIKE-ISH。

HE "WON'T EAT IN JAIL BECAUSE HE NEEDS 'ORGANIC FOOD.'"

He "WON'T EAT IN JILS BECAUSE HE NEEDS 'ORGANIC FOOD' BECAEDS 'ORGANIC FOOD.

SO, YOU'VE JUST BEEN ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO OVERTHROW THE

政権転覆を企てたとして逮捕されたのね

GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES IN A VIOLENT COUP THAT KILLED

暴力的なカップルによる殺人事件における合衆国政府

FIVE PEOPLE, AND YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE MENU?

5人なのにメニューに文句を言うのか？

WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN CALL THAT?

WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN CALL THAT?

♪ WHITE PRIVILEGE ♪ THANK YOU.

♪ WHITE PRIVILEGE ♪ THANK YOU.

"EXCUSE ME, OFFICER.

"Excuse me, official.

I ORDERED THE ORGANIC SPINACH FRITATTA WITH WHEAT TOAST, AND I

私は、オーガニック・スピナッチ・フリッターとウィートトーストを注文しました。

GOT EXPIRED HAM ON WONDER BREAD.

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