WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

あなたのホストのステファン・コルバートです。

YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAW THE EVENTS AT THE CAPITOL LAST WEDNESDAY, I

YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAW THE EVENTS AT THE CAPITOL LAST WEDNESDAY, I

WAS MORE UPSET THAN I CAN EVER REMEMBER.

今までで一番動揺したわ

I THINK I SAID SO ON AIR, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SAID TO ME

私は空気の上でそう言ったと思う、そして多くの人々が私に言った。

SENSE, WHAT ABOUT 9/11, STEPHEN?

9/11はどうなった？

WELL, YEAH, THAT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE DAY IN AMERICA'S

それはアメリカで最もひどい日だ

HISTORY, BUT I WANT TO POINT OUT NO AMERICANS WERE CHEERING TORE

歴史、しかし、私は指摘したいアメリカ人は引き裂きを応援していませんでした。

THE TERRORISTS BACK THEN, NO ONE WAS MAKING EXCUSES FOR THE

テロリストは当時、誰もテロリストを非難していませんでした。

TERRORISTS, NO ONE WAS PRETENDING THEY WEREN'T

テロリストは自分たちがテロリストではないと 見せかけていない

TERRITORIES.

TERRIES.

AND NOW THAT WE'VE HAD TIME TO LEARN MORE AND SEE MORE OF WHAT

そして今、私たちはもっと多くを学び、もっと多くを見る時間がありました。

HAPPENED ON THAT TERRIBLE DAY LAST WEEK, ALL I CAN THINK IS,

先週のひどい日に起きたことだ 私が考えられるのは-

OH, STEPHEN FROM LAST WEEK, YOU SWEET, NAIVE CHILD, HOW COULD

先週のスティーブン、あなたは甘くて 意識のない子供、どうして？

YOU HAVE BEEN SO CALM?

YOU HAVE BEEN SO CALM?

BECAUSE THIS ATTACK WAS FAR WORSE THAN IT FIRST LOOKED.

BECAUSE THIS ATTACK WAS FAR WORSE THAN IT FIRST LOOKED.

THE TERRORISTS WHO STORMED THE CAPITOL WEREN'T JUST A BUNCH

国会議事堂を襲撃したテロリストは ただの集団ではありませんでした

OFIA HOOSE FED A STEADY DIET OF LIES, FAKE JUICE AND MONSTER

OFIAフースは、嘘、偽ジュースとモンスターの安定した食事を与えられた

ENERGY DRINK, THIS WAS A COORDINATED AND PLANNED ATTEMPT

エナジードリンク、これは協調的で計画的な企てだった。

TO TERRORIZE IF NOT KILL OUR NATION'S ELECTED LEADERS.

テロリズムは、国の選ばれた指導者を殺すのではなく、テロを起こすことです。

AND THE PROMPTER JUST SAID, INSERT JOKE HERE.

ここに冗談を入れてくれと プロンプターは言った

CAN WE GET A JOKE IN HERE LATER?

あとでジョークを入れてもいいですか？

JUST PUT IT IN POST.

POSTに入れてください。

THANKS.

ありがとう

BECAUSE WE'RE LEARNING THOSE RIOTERS BROUGHT MORE THAN JUST

BECAUSE WE'RE LEARNING THOSE RIOTERS BROUGHT MORE THAN JUST

STUPID HATS AND PATCHY BEARDS.

愚かな帽子とパッチィベアード。

THE CHIEF OF THE CAPITOL POLICE, WHO HAS SINCE RESIGNED, WAS

辞任して以来、州警察の最高責任者は、

SHOCKED BY WHAT HE SAW, TELLING THE "WASHINGTON POST:"

SHOCKED BY WHAT HE SAW, TELLING THE "WASHINGTON POST:"

"THEY CAME WITH RIOT HELMETS, GAS MASKS, SHIELDS, PEPPER

"彼らは暴動用のヘルメット、ガスマスク、シールド、ペッパーを持って来た。

SPRAY, FIREWORKS, CLIMBING GEAR.

スプレイ、ファイアワークス、クライミングギア。

CLIMBING GEAR!

CLIMBING GEAR!

EXPLOSIVES, METAL PIPES, BASEBALL BATS."

爆発物、金属パイプ、ベースボールバット"

HOLY DICK'S SPORTING GOODS.

HOLY DICK'S SPORTING GOODS.

MEANWHILE, AT THE GEORGE FLOYD PROTESTS, THEY WOULDN'T LET

一方、ジョージ・フロイドの抗議デモでは、

YOU BRING A HOAGIE BECAUSE IT MIGHT'VE MADE THE POLICE HANGRY.

YOU BRING A HOAGIE BECAUSE IT MIGHT'VE MADE THE POLICE HANGRY.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S WORSE!

しかし、待って、もっと悪いことがある！

HERE'S A FOR-SOME-REASON UNDER-REPORTED DETAIL:

ここに何らかの理由で報告されていない詳細があります。

PIPE BOMBS WERE FOUND AT BOTH THE D.N.C. AND R.N.C. BUILDINGS,

国防総省と国防総省のビルで パイプ爆弾が発見されました

WHICH THE FORMER CAPITOL POLICE CHIEF NOW SUSPECTS WERE AN

WHICH THE FORMER CAPITOL POLICE CHIEF NOW SUSPECTS WERE AN

INTENTIONAL EFFORT TO DRAW OFFICERS AWAY FROM THE CAPITOL

意図的に官僚を議会から引き離そうとする努力

PERIMETER.

PERIMETER.

THAT'S SOME PROFESSIONAL-LEVEL INSURGENCY TACTICS, COMMITTED BY

これがプロレベルの保険の手口だ

HOMEGROWN TERRORISTS ON A JUGHEAD JIHAD.

ジャグヘッド・ジハードのホームグロウン・テロリスト。

THEY'RE YEE-HAWDIS!

イェーホゥディスだ！

TO UNDERSTAND THE HORROR THAT WAS PERPETRATED IN OUR CAPITOL

私たちの首都で行われた恐怖を理解するために

BUILDING, JUST LOOK AT GRAPHIC MOMENTS LIKE THESE, WHERE

ビル、このような写真のような瞬間を見てください。

RIOTERS NEARLY CRUSHED AN OFFICER TO DEATH IN A DOORWAY,

暴徒が職員をドアの前で死なせるところでした。

AND GRABBED ANOTHER OFFICER, DRAGGED HIM DOWN THE STEPS, AND

そして、別の役員をつかみ、彼を階段の下に引きずり降ろし、そして

PROCEEDED TO BEAT HIM WITH POLES BEARING THE AMERICAN FLAG, WHILE

PROCEEDED TO BEAT HIM WITH POLES BEARING THE AMERICAN FLAG, WHILE

CHANTING "USA!" SO IT'S HARD TO PIN DOWN WHAT

"USA！"と叫ぶだから何かを特定するのは難しい

THESE IDIOTS BELIEVE IN.

このバカどもが信じてるのは

BLACK LIVES MATTER?

BLACK LIVES MATTER?

OH, NO.

いやいや

BLUE LIVES MATTER?

BLUE LIVES MATTER?

YES, BUT ONLY IF WE'RE NOT CURRENTLY TRYING TO MURDER THEM

はい、しかし、私たちは現在、彼らを殺害しようとしていない場合に限ります。

WITH THE STARS AND STRIPES.

WITH THE STARS AND STRIPES.

IT COULD'VE BEEN EVEN WORSE.

もっとひどいことになっていた。

ANOTHER TERRORIST WAS ARRESTED AFTER AUTHORITIES SEARCHED HIS

テロリストが当局に捜索され逮捕されました。

CAR AND FOUND 11 MOLOTOV COCKTAILS.

車と11個のモロトフのカクテルを見つけました。

IF YOU THINK IT'S WRONG TO CALL THESE PEOPLE TERRORISTS,

テロリストと呼ぶのは間違っていると思うならば

CONSIDER THIS-- YOU'RE WRONG.

CONSIDER THIS-- YOU'RE WRONG.

ACCORDING TO G.O.P. CONGRESSMAN PETER MEYER, SOME REPUBLICANS

ピーター・メイヤー下院議員によると 共和国の一部の議員は

"KNEW IN THEIR HEART OF HEARTS THAT THEY SHOULD'VE VOTED TO

"彼らの心の中では投票すべきだったことを知っていた

CERTIFY BIDEN'S WIN, BUT SOME HAD LEGITIMATE CONCERNS ABOUT

CERTIFY BIDEN'S WIN, BUT SOME HAD LEGITIMATE CONCERNS ABOUT ABOUT ABOUT THE LEGITIMATE

THE SAFETY OF THEIR FAMILIES."

THE SAFETY OF THEIR FAMILIES."

THEY CAPITULATED TO ARMED, VIOLENT EXTREMISTS.

彼らは武装した暴力的な極限状態に陥りました。

THAT'S THE G.O.P.'S NEW MOTTO: "WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH

それがG.O.P.の新しいモットーです。

TERRORISTS-- WE JUST GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT."

TERRORISTS-- WE JUST GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT."

NO SURPRISE, THE PEOPLE WHO SURVIVED THIS VIOLENT ATTACK ARE

驚くべきことではありません、この暴力的な攻撃を受けて生き残った人々は

A LITTLE CRANKY.

A LITTLE CRANKY.

THIS MORNING, HOUSE DEMOCRATS FORMALLY INTRODUCED AN ARTICLE

今朝、民主党が正式に記事を発表しました。

OF IMPEACHMENT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT.

大統領に対する非道な行為の

SO IT'S TIME FOR OUR HOPED-I'D-NEVER-SEE-SEQUEL:

"希望の時間だ" "私たちの希望の時間だ

"DON AND THE GIANT IMPEACH 2: GO FAST, WE'RE FURIOUS."

"ドンと巨人インピーチ２ 速く走れ 怒りに満ちている"

>> YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I WAS A SNAKE BEFORE YOU TOOK ME IN!

>> YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I WAS A SNAKE BEFORE YOU TOOK ME IN!

( GROWLING ) >> STEPHEN: NOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE

( GROWLING ) >> >> NOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE

SAYING, "WHY BOTHER?

セイリング「WHY BOTHER?

HE'S ONLY GOT NINE DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE."

HE'S ONLY GOT NINE DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE."

TO THEM I REPLY, "HE'S GOT NINE DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE!"

TO THEM I REPLY, "HE'S GOT NINE DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE!"

YOU CAN DO A LOT IN NINE DAYS.

あなたは9日間で多くのことをすることができます。

IT'S ENOUGH TO CREATE THE UNIVERSE, AND THEN TAKE A

宇宙を創造して、それを手にするだけで十分なのです。

THREE-DAY WEEKEND.

THREE-DAY WEEKEND.

FOR PETE'S SAKE, SIX DAYS AGO, THE PRESIDENT HADN'T INSPIRED

ピーターのために6日前に 大統領は刺激を受けていなかった

MURDER IN THE CAPITOL.

キャピタルでの殺人

MIGHT'VE BEEN HANDY TO HAVE IMPEACHED HIM WAY BACK THEN!

MIGHT'VE BEEN HANDY TO HAVE IMPEACHED HIM WAY BACK THEN!

BUT IMPEACHMENT DOES TAKE TIME.

しかし、インピーチメントには時間がかかります。

TIME DEMOCRACY MAY NOT HAVE.

時間民主主義は持っていないかもしれません。

WHICH IS WHY HOUSE DEMOCRATS INTRODUCED A RESOLUTION TODAY

今日、民主党が決議案を提出したのはなぜですか？

THAT CALLS ON MIKE PENCE TO REMOVE THE PRESIDENT UNDER THE

それはマイク・ペンスが大統領を削除することを要求しています

25TH AMENDMENT.

25番目の改憲。

DEMOCRATS AND MIKE PENCE MIGHT MAKE STRANGE BEDFELLOWS, BUT AS

民主党とマイク・ペンスは 変わったベッドフレンドになるかもしれませんが

LONG AS MOTHER'S IN THE ROOM, IT'S TECHNICALLY ALLOWED.

母親が部屋にいる限り、それは技術的に許されています。

IT'S KOSHER.

コッシャーだ

I MEAN, IT'S NOT KOSHER, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.

つまり、コッシャーじゃないけど、イメージはつかめたでしょ。

SO FAR, PENCE APPEARS TO HAVE LITTLE APPETITE FOR GOING

今のところ、ペンスにはほとんど食欲がないようだ。

FORWARD WITH THAT.

FORWARD WITH THAT.

OKAY, HOW DO WE INCREASE HIS APPETITE?

どうやって食欲を増進させる？

HAVE THEY TRIED SLATHERING THE 25TH AMENDMENT WITH MAYO, AND

憲法25条をマヨと一緒に並べてみたことがあります。

SLAPPING IT BETWEEN TWO SLICES OF WONDERBREAD?

ワンダーブレッドの2つのスライスの間に挟んで？

YOU'D THINK PENCE WOULD BE MORE INTO THE IDEA, CONSIDERING WHAT

YOU'D THINK PENCE WOULD BE MORE INTO THE IDEA, CONSIDERING WHAT

THE RIOTERS WERE CHANTING: >> HANG MIKE PENCE!

THE RIOTERS WERE CHANTING: >> HANG MIKE PENCE!

>> HANG MIKE PENCE!

>> >> HANG MIKE PENCE !

>> HANG MIKE PENCE!

>> >> HANG MIKE PENCE !

>> HANG MIKE PENCE!

>> >> HANG MIKE PENCE !

>> STEPHEN: WHAT PART OF "HANG MIKE PENCE" DOES MIKE

>> >> STEPHEN: "HANG MIKE PENCE "の中で、MIKEはどのような部分を担当していますか？

PENCE NOT UNDERSTAND?

ペンスは理解できないのか？

IT'S HIS NAME AND ONE VERB!

彼の名前と一つの動詞だ！

EITHER MIKE PENCE IS UNBELIEVABLY FORGIVING OR HE

マイク・ペンスが信じられないほどに 赦しているか、それとも

JUST GETS OFF ON EROTIC ASPHYXIATION.

エロティック・アスフィキシアシオンを 降りるだけだよ

EITHER WAY, HE'S LIVING UP TO THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF NATHAN

どちらにしても、彼はネーサンの不滅の言葉に生きている。

HALE: "I REGRET I HAVE BUT ONE LIFE TO

HALE: "I REGRET I HAVE BUT ONE LIFE TO

GIVE FOR THE PRESIDENT WHO WANTS HIS FOLLOWERS TO MURDER ME."

私を殺すために彼の支持者を望む大統領のために与える。"

BY THE WAY, CROWD, IF YOU'RE GOING TO HANG MIKE PENCE, YOU'VE

ところで クラウド マイク・ペンスを 吊るし上げるなら

GOT TO CATCH HIM FIRST!

GOT TO CATCH HIM FIRST!

BUT THE VEEP HASN'T ENTIRELY RULED OUT INVOKING THE 25TH.

しかし、VEEPは25日を招き入れることを完全にルール化していない。

REPORTEDLY, PENCE WANTS TO PRESERVE THE OPTION IN CASE THE

REPORTEDLY, PENCE WANTS TO PRESERVE THE OPTION IN CASE THE

PRESIDENT BECOMES MORE UNSTABLE.

大統領はさらに不安定になる。

"MORE UNSTABLE?" REALLY?

"より安定しない？"本当に？

"UH, MR. DAHMER, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH YOUR FREEZER, AND WE ARE

"ああ、ダーマーさん、冷凍庫に入っていたんですが、私たちは...

DISTURBED BY WHAT WE FOUND.

DISTURBED BY WHAT WE FOUND.

I'M LETTING YOU OFF WITH A WARNING THIS TIME, BUT IF WE SEE

今回は警告だけで済ますが、もしもの時には

ANY SIGNS THAT YOU'RE FEELING SNACKY, THERE WILL BE

ANY SIGNS THAT YOU'RE FEELING SNACKY, THERE WILL BE

SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES.

SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES.

ANYWAY, SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER."

"とにかく 夕飯の邪魔してごめんね"

PENCE ISN'T THE ONLY REPUBLICAN LOOKING TO GIVE THE PRESIDENT A

PENCE ISN'T THE ONLY REPUBLICAN LOOKING TO GIVE THE PRESIDENT A

PASS.

パス

SO IS HOUSE MINORITY LEADER AND MAN POINTING TO WHERE HIS BALLS

そう、ハウス・マイノリティ・リーダーと男はボールのある場所を指差しています。

USED TO BE, KEVIN MCCARTHY.

昔はケビン・マッカートイだった

ON FRIDAY, MCCARTHY ARGUED, "IMPEACHING THE PRESIDENT WITH

金曜日にマッカーシーは主張した "大統領をインピーチすることで

JUST 12 DAYS LEFT IN HIS TERM WILL ONLY DIVIDE OUR COUNTRY

JUST 12 DAYS LEFT IN HIS TERM WILL ONLY DIVIDE OUR COUNTRY

MORE."

"MORE"

WELL, MAYBE OUR COUNTRY NEEDS TO BE DIVIDED.

WELL, MAYBE OUR COUNTRY NEEDS TO BE DIVIDED.

BY PRISON GLASS.

BY PRISON GLASS.

WE CAN STILL TALK, KEVIN, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO PICK UP

まだ話せるわよ ケビン でも 拾ってちょうだい

THE LITTLE PHONE.

THE LITTLE PHONE.

WHAT KEV NEEDS TO REALIZE, IS THAT IF YOU FLIRT WITH FASCISM

WHAT KEV NEEDS TO REALIZE, IS THAT IF YOU FLIRT WITH FASCISM

LONG ENOUGH, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MARRIED WITH TWO

LONG ENOUGH, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MARRIED WITH TWO

KIDS, ADOLF AND BENITO.

KIDS、ADOLF、BENITO。

AND HEY, ALL YOU HAND-WRINGING HYPOCRITES: EVERYONE WANTS THE

そして、おい、みんな手巻きHYPOCRITES：誰もが、誰もが欲しいと思っています。

UNITED STATES UNITED.

アメリカ合衆国 アメリカ合衆国。

IT'S KIND OF OUR THING.

それは私たちの仕事のようなものです。

YOU KNOW, ONE NATION, UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE.

知っての通り、一つの国、神の下にある神々の下にある神々は一つである。

BUT SPEAKING OF GOD, WHAT I LEARNED IN SUNDAY SCHOOL IS THAT

BUT SPEAKING OF GOD, WHAT I LEARNED IN SUNDAY SCHOOL IS THAT

IN ORDER FOR THERE TO BE RECONCILIATION, THERE MUST FIRST

IN ORDER FOR THERE TO BE RECONCILIATION, THERE MUST FIRST

BE REPENTANCE.

BE REPENTANCE.

IT'S WHY YOU DON'T BEGIN CONFESSION WITH, "BLESS ME,

IT'S WHY YOU DON'T BEGIN CONFESSION WITH, "BLESS ME,

FATHER, I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG, ANTIFA COVETED MY NEIGHBOR'S

父上 私は何も悪いことはしていません アンティファは隣人を 買収していました

WIFE."

"妻"

WHO COULD BLAME HIM?

WHO COULD BLAME HIM?

LOOK AT THE CAN ON HER.

彼女の缶を見て

ANOTHER REPUBLICAN DEEP IN DENIAL IS MISSOURI SENATOR AND

もう一人の共和党員は ミズーリ州の上院議員であり

MAN WITH RESTING JOKER FACE ROY BLUNT.

MAN WITH RESTING JOKER FACE ROY BLUNT.

YESTERDAY, BLUNT WAS ON THE NATION FACE, AND EXPLAINED WE

先日、ブラントが国の顔に出て、我々のことを説明しました。

DON'T NEED TO IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE HE'S LEARNED

彼が学んだから大統領をインピーチする必要はありません

HIS LESSON.

"HIS LESSON

>> NOW, MY PERSONAL VIEW IS THAT THE PRESIDENT TOUCHED THE HOT

>> NOW, MY PERSONAL VIEW IS THAT THE PRESIDENT TOUCHED THE HOT

STOVE ON WEDNESDAY AND IS UNLIKELY TO TOUCH IT AGAIN.

STOVE ON WEDNESDAY AND IS UNLIKELY TO TOUCH IT AGAIN.

>> STEPHEN: UNLIKELY!

思わしくない！>>UNLIKELY!

"I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THERE'S NO CHANCE THAT HE WILL USE A

"I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THERE'S NO CHANCE THAT HE WILL USE A

PERSONAL ARMY OF PARAMILITARY TERRORISTS TO OVERTHROW

政権転覆のための親族テロリストの個人的な軍隊

THE GOVERNMENT.

THE GOVERNMENT.

BUT YOU KNOW, 60-40.

BUT YOU KNOW, 60-40.

LET'S ROLL THE DICE TOGETHER!

LET'S ROLL THE DICE TOGETHER!

COME ON, DADDY NEEDS A PANIC ROOM UNDER THE ROTUNDA!"

COME ON, DADDY NEEDS A PANIC ROOM UNDER THE ROTUNDA!"

SNAKE EYES!

SNAKE EYES!

AND BY THE WAY, HE'S "UNLIKELY TO TOUCH THE HOT STOVE AGAIN?"

AND BY THE WAY, HE'S "UNLIKELY TO TOUCH THE HOT STOVE AGAIN?"

THE PRESIDENT ISN'T EXACTLY FAMOUS FOR NOT TOUCHING THINGS

大統領は物に触れないことで 厳密に有名ではありません

HE SHOULDN'T.

彼はすべきではない

MAY I REMIND YOU, ROY BOY: THE POTUS DIDN'T JUST INCITE A

思い出してもいいですか、ロイボーイ: 大統領はただの煽りではなく

CROWD TO RIOT, THE PRESIDENT WAS DEEPLY INVOLVED IN THE PLANNING

CROWD TO RIOT, THE PRESIDENT WAS DEEPLY INVOLVED IN THE PLANNING

OF THE RALLY, SENDING MULTIPLE TWEETS ENCOURAGING HIS FOLLOWERS

ラリーでは複数のツイッターでフォロワーを励ましています

TO COME TO WASHINGTON ON JANUARY 6, AND PROMISING "BE THERE, WILL

1月6日にワシントンに来て、"BE THERE, WILL, WILL "を宣言します。

BE WILD!" HE DIDN'T TOUCH THE STOVE.

BE WILD!" HE DIDN'T TOUCH THE STOVE.

HE RENTED AN APARTMENT, BOUGHT A STOVE, INSTALLED IT, STUFFED IN

彼はアパートを借りてストーブを買ってきて、それを設置して、中に入れた。

SOME OILY RAGS, TURNED ON THE GAS, RIPPED OUT THE SMOKE ALARM,

油まみれのゴロツキがガスを入れて煙警報器を引き裂いた

INVITED ALL HIS FRIENDS OVER, AND THREW IN A LIT MATCH,

彼の友人を招待して 軽い試合をしたんだ

SAYING, "TRUE PATRIOTS, TOUCH THAT STOVE!

「真の愛国者よ、ストーブに触れろ！」と言っている。

IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE HOME, WATCHING IT ALL ON TV WHILE I

何かあったら家にいるからテレビで見てるよ

PLEASURE MYSELF WITH A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER."

PLEASURE MYSELF WITH A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER."

HE HASN'T BEEN IMPEACHED YET, BUT THE PRESIDENT HAS SUFFERED

彼はまだインピーチされていないが 大統領は苦しんでいる

SOME CONSEQUENCES.

SOME CONSEQUENCES.

ON FRIDAY, CITING THE RISK OF HIM FOMENTING MORE VIOLENCE,

金曜日には、彼が暴力を振るう危険性を考慮して

"TWITTER BANNED THE PRESIDENT PERMANENTLY."

"TWITTER BANNED THE PRESIDENT PERMANENTLY."

OH, DAMN!

オゥ、ダム！

A LIFETIME TWITTER BAN HAS GOT TO STING.

A LIFETIME TWITTER BAN HAS GOT TO STING.

THEY TOOK AWAY HIS PRECIOUS!

彼らは彼の貴重なものを奪った！

ACCORDING TO A SENIOR ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL, WHEN HE

ACCORDING TO A SENIOR ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL, WHEN HE

FOUND OUT, "THE PRESIDENT WENT BALLISTIC."

"大統領はバリスティックな行動をした "と判明

A TROUBLING DESCRIPTION OF THE GUY WHO STILL HAS THE NUCLEAR

核兵器をまだ持っている奴の困った描写

CODES.

代金引換。

"HE BLEW UP!

"HE BLEW UP!

HE WENT TO DEF-CON 4.

彼はデフコン4に行った

HIS ANGER DETONATED IN A FLASH OF WHITE LIGHT AND THEN

彼の怒りは、白い光の閃光の中で爆発した。

MUSHROOMED OUT, DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH.

マッシュルーム化して全てを破壊している

I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS THE FAT MAN ACTED LIKE A

私が言いたいのは、デブ男はまるで

LITTLE BOY."

LITTLE BOY."

THEN THE PRESIDENT WENT INTO FULL WEASEL MODE.

THEN THE PRESIDENT WENT INTO FULL WEASEL MODE.

FIRST, HE "TRIED TO TWEET FROM THE OFFICIAL @POTUS ACCOUNT,"

最初に、彼は "公式@POTUSアカウントからツイッターをしようとした"

BUT "TWITTER SWIFTLY DELETED THOSE TWEETS," SO HE SLITHERED

BUT "TWITTER SWIFTLY DELETED THOSE TWEETS" SO HE SLITHERED

OVER TO "THE OFFICIAL TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN

トランプ・キャンペーンの公式ツイッターアカウントへ

BUT HIS CAMPAIGN'S TWITTER ACCOUNT WAS THEN SUSPENDED."

しかし、彼のキャンペーンのツイッターアカウントは一時停止されました。"

NOW HE'S JUST GETTING KAYLEIGH MCENEANY TO WRITE HIS TWEETS ON

今、彼はただケイリーMCENEANYに自分のツイートを書いてもらっている。

POSTER BOARD AND HOLD THEM OUT BY THE UNDERPASS.

ポスターボードとアンダーパスでそれらを保持します。

BUT TWITTER ISN'T THE ONLY SOCIAL MEDIA SITE THAT WANTS

しかし、ツイッターは唯一のソーシャル・メディア・サイトではありません。

NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR PRESIDENT.

大統領とは何の関係もない

HE'S ALSO BEEN BANNED OR RESTRICTED FROM A BEVY OF OTHER

彼は他のベビーからも 禁止されたり制限されています

PLATFORMS, INCLUDING FACEBOOK SNAPCHAT, INSTAGRAM, REDDIT, AND

FACEBOOK SNAPCHAT、INSTAGRAM、REDDITを含むプラットフォーム

EVEN TWITCH.

イーブン・トゥイッチ

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, PORNHUB?

何を待ってるの？

THE PRESIDENT CAN'T EVEN TURN TO ALT-RIGHT CESSPOOLS, BECAUSE

大統領は右派のカルト教団にも目を向けることができません。

"PARLER HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN AFTER AMAZON KICKED THE WEBSITE OFF

"PARLER HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN AFTER AMAZON KICKED THE WEBSITE OFF

ITS SERVERS."

ITS SERVERS."

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT PARLER IS, FIRST OF ALL,

まず第一に この子が何者か知らない人のために

MUST BE NICE.

MUST BE NICE.

SECOND, IT'S TWITTER, BUT ALL TROLLS.

第二に、それはツイッターですが、すべてのトロールです。

IT'S LIKE A THANKSGIVING DINNER WHERE THE WHOLE TABLE IS RACIST

感謝祭の晩餐会のようなもので、テーブル全体が人種差別主義者である。

UNCLES.

UNCLES（アンクルズ）。

IN ADDITION TO ITS WEBSITE BEING TAKEN DOWN, PARLER ALSO SUFFERED

ウェブサイトの撤去に加えて、パーラーも同様の被害を受けています。

A BLOW THE PREVIOUS DAY WHEN APPLE AND GOOGLE REMOVED THE

A BLOW THE PREVIOUS DAY WHEN APPLE AND GOOGLE REMOVED THE

PARLER APP FROM THEIR APP STORES, WHICH LED TO A CERTAIN

自分のアプリストアのパーラーアプリで特定のアプリに辿り着きました。

CHIP OFF THE OL' TURD TO COMPLAIN ABOUT A LEFT-WING

左翼のことで文句を言うオールドターンを切り落とす

CONSPIRACY.

陰謀だ

>> DOES ANYONE THINK IT'S A TOTAL COINCIDENCE THAT LITERALLY

>> 誰もがそれが文字通りの完全な事件だと思っているのか？

THE DAY THAT TWITTER BANS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

ツイッターが合衆国大統領を禁止する日

PERMANENTLY FROM THEIR PLATFORM, THAT APPLE-- REALLY, IT'S NOT

彼らのプラットフォームから許可を得て、あのアップルは...本当に、それは違う。

JUST THE APP STORE, BUT THAT APPLE WANTS TO BAN PARLER?

ただのアプリストアなのに、アップルはパーラーを禁止したいと言っているのか？

>> STEPHEN: NO!

>> NO!

NO ONE THINKS THAT'S A COINCIDENCE!

誰もコインシデンスだとは思ってない！

AFTER A MURDEROUS ATTEMPTED COUP EGGED ON BY THE PRESIDENT AND

殺人未遂カップルの後に大統領と

HIS FOLLOWERS ON SOCIAL MEDIA, SOCIAL MEDIA SHUT THEM DOWN.

ソーシャルメディアの彼のフォロワーを ソーシャルメディアは彼らをシャットダウンします。

IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE.

それは偶然ではありません。

IT'S A CONSEQUENCE.

IT'S A CONSEQUENCE.

I KNOW IT'S HARD FOR YOU TO RECOGNIZE BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER

I KNOW IT'S HARD FOR YOU TO RECOGNIZE BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER

FACED ONE BEFORE!

FACED ONE BEFORE!

SO, AFTER BEING SHUT OUT OF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA APP, THE

ソーシャルメディアのアプリから シャットアウトされた後に

PRESIDENT HAS NOW SUGGESTED BUILDING HIS OWN PLATFORM.

大統領は今、自分のプラットフォームを構築することを推奨しています。

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

それが良いアイデアかどうかは分からない。