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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY?

    >> スティーブンおい、みんな?

  • WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

  • I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

    あなたのホストのステファン・コルバートです。

  • YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAW THE EVENTS AT THE CAPITOL LAST WEDNESDAY, I

    YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAW THE EVENTS AT THE CAPITOL LAST WEDNESDAY, I

  • WAS MORE UPSET THAN I CAN EVER REMEMBER.

    今までで一番動揺したわ

  • I THINK I SAID SO ON AIR, AND A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE SAID TO ME

    私は空気の上でそう言ったと思う、そして多くの人々が私に言った。

  • SENSE, WHAT ABOUT 9/11, STEPHEN?

    9/11はどうなった?

  • WELL, YEAH, THAT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE DAY IN AMERICA'S

    それはアメリカで最もひどい日だ

  • HISTORY, BUT I WANT TO POINT OUT NO AMERICANS WERE CHEERING TORE

    歴史、しかし、私は指摘したいアメリカ人は引き裂きを応援していませんでした。

  • THE TERRORISTS BACK THEN, NO ONE WAS MAKING EXCUSES FOR THE

    テロリストは当時、誰もテロリストを非難していませんでした。

  • TERRORISTS, NO ONE WAS PRETENDING THEY WEREN'T

    テロリストは自分たちがテロリストではないと 見せかけていない

  • TERRITORIES.

    TERRIES.

  • AND NOW THAT WE'VE HAD TIME TO LEARN MORE AND SEE MORE OF WHAT

    そして今、私たちはもっと多くを学び、もっと多くを見る時間がありました。

  • HAPPENED ON THAT TERRIBLE DAY LAST WEEK, ALL I CAN THINK IS,

    先週のひどい日に起きたことだ 私が考えられるのは-

  • OH, STEPHEN FROM LAST WEEK, YOU SWEET, NAIVE CHILD, HOW COULD

    先週のスティーブン、あなたは甘くて 意識のない子供、どうして?

  • YOU HAVE BEEN SO CALM?

    YOU HAVE BEEN SO CALM?

  • BECAUSE THIS ATTACK WAS FAR WORSE THAN IT FIRST LOOKED.

    BECAUSE THIS ATTACK WAS FAR WORSE THAN IT FIRST LOOKED.

  • THE TERRORISTS WHO STORMED THE CAPITOL WEREN'T JUST A BUNCH

    国会議事堂を襲撃したテロリストは ただの集団ではありませんでした

  • OFIA HOOSE FED A STEADY DIET OF LIES, FAKE JUICE AND MONSTER

    OFIAフースは、嘘、偽ジュースとモンスターの安定した食事を与えられた

  • ENERGY DRINK, THIS WAS A COORDINATED AND PLANNED ATTEMPT

    エナジードリンク、これは協調的で計画的な企てだった。

  • TO TERRORIZE IF NOT KILL OUR NATION'S ELECTED LEADERS.

    テロリズムは、国の選ばれた指導者を殺すのではなく、テロを起こすことです。

  • AND THE PROMPTER JUST SAID, INSERT JOKE HERE.

    ここに冗談を入れてくれと プロンプターは言った

  • CAN WE GET A JOKE IN HERE LATER?

    あとでジョークを入れてもいいですか?

  • JUST PUT IT IN POST.

    POSTに入れてください。

  • THANKS.

    ありがとう

  • BECAUSE WE'RE LEARNING THOSE RIOTERS BROUGHT MORE THAN JUST

    BECAUSE WE'RE LEARNING THOSE RIOTERS BROUGHT MORE THAN JUST

  • STUPID HATS AND PATCHY BEARDS.

    愚かな帽子とパッチィベアード。

  • THE CHIEF OF THE CAPITOL POLICE, WHO HAS SINCE RESIGNED, WAS

    辞任して以来、州警察の最高責任者は、

  • SHOCKED BY WHAT HE SAW, TELLING THE "WASHINGTON POST:"

    SHOCKED BY WHAT HE SAW, TELLING THE "WASHINGTON POST:"

  • "THEY CAME WITH RIOT HELMETS, GAS MASKS, SHIELDS, PEPPER

    "彼らは暴動用のヘルメット、ガスマスク、シールド、ペッパーを持って来た。

  • SPRAY, FIREWORKS, CLIMBING GEAR.

    スプレイ、ファイアワークス、クライミングギア。

  • CLIMBING GEAR!

    CLIMBING GEAR!

  • EXPLOSIVES, METAL PIPES, BASEBALL BATS."

    爆発物、金属パイプ、ベースボールバット"

  • HOLY DICK'S SPORTING GOODS.

    HOLY DICK'S SPORTING GOODS.

  • MEANWHILE, AT THE GEORGE FLOYD PROTESTS, THEY WOULDN'T LET

    一方、ジョージ・フロイドの抗議デモでは、

  • YOU BRING A HOAGIE BECAUSE IT MIGHT'VE MADE THE POLICE HANGRY.

    YOU BRING A HOAGIE BECAUSE IT MIGHT'VE MADE THE POLICE HANGRY.

  • BUT WAIT, THERE'S WORSE!

    しかし、待って、もっと悪いことがある!

  • HERE'S A FOR-SOME-REASON UNDER-REPORTED DETAIL:

    ここに何らかの理由で報告されていない詳細があります。

  • PIPE BOMBS WERE FOUND AT BOTH THE D.N.C. AND R.N.C. BUILDINGS,

    国防総省と国防総省のビルで パイプ爆弾が発見されました

  • WHICH THE FORMER CAPITOL POLICE CHIEF NOW SUSPECTS WERE AN

    WHICH THE FORMER CAPITOL POLICE CHIEF NOW SUSPECTS WERE AN

  • INTENTIONAL EFFORT TO DRAW OFFICERS AWAY FROM THE CAPITOL

    意図的に官僚を議会から引き離そうとする努力

  • PERIMETER.

    PERIMETER.

  • THAT'S SOME PROFESSIONAL-LEVEL INSURGENCY TACTICS, COMMITTED BY

    これがプロレベルの保険の手口だ

  • HOMEGROWN TERRORISTS ON A JUGHEAD JIHAD.

    ジャグヘッド・ジハードのホームグロウン・テロリスト。

  • THEY'RE YEE-HAWDIS!

    イェーホゥディスだ!

  • TO UNDERSTAND THE HORROR THAT WAS PERPETRATED IN OUR CAPITOL

    私たちの首都で行われた恐怖を理解するために

  • BUILDING, JUST LOOK AT GRAPHIC MOMENTS LIKE THESE, WHERE

    ビル、このような写真のような瞬間を見てください。

  • RIOTERS NEARLY CRUSHED AN OFFICER TO DEATH IN A DOORWAY,

    暴徒が職員をドアの前で死なせるところでした。

  • AND GRABBED ANOTHER OFFICER, DRAGGED HIM DOWN THE STEPS, AND

    そして、別の役員をつかみ、彼を階段の下に引きずり降ろし、そして

  • PROCEEDED TO BEAT HIM WITH POLES BEARING THE AMERICAN FLAG, WHILE

    PROCEEDED TO BEAT HIM WITH POLES BEARING THE AMERICAN FLAG, WHILE

  • CHANTING "USA!" SO IT'S HARD TO PIN DOWN WHAT

    "USA!"と叫ぶだから何かを特定するのは難しい

  • THESE IDIOTS BELIEVE IN.

    このバカどもが信じてるのは

  • BLACK LIVES MATTER?

    BLACK LIVES MATTER?

  • OH, NO.

    いやいや

  • BLUE LIVES MATTER?

    BLUE LIVES MATTER?

  • YES, BUT ONLY IF WE'RE NOT CURRENTLY TRYING TO MURDER THEM

    はい、しかし、私たちは現在、彼らを殺害しようとしていない場合に限ります。

  • WITH THE STARS AND STRIPES.

    WITH THE STARS AND STRIPES.

  • IT COULD'VE BEEN EVEN WORSE.

    もっとひどいことになっていた。

  • ANOTHER TERRORIST WAS ARRESTED AFTER AUTHORITIES SEARCHED HIS

    テロリストが当局に捜索され逮捕されました。

  • CAR AND FOUND 11 MOLOTOV COCKTAILS.

    車と11個のモロトフのカクテルを見つけました。

  • IF YOU THINK IT'S WRONG TO CALL THESE PEOPLE TERRORISTS,

    テロリストと呼ぶのは間違っていると思うならば

  • CONSIDER THIS-- YOU'RE WRONG.

    CONSIDER THIS-- YOU'RE WRONG.

  • ACCORDING TO G.O.P. CONGRESSMAN PETER MEYER, SOME REPUBLICANS

    ピーター・メイヤー下院議員によると 共和国の一部の議員は

  • "KNEW IN THEIR HEART OF HEARTS THAT THEY SHOULD'VE VOTED TO

    "彼らの心の中では投票すべきだったことを知っていた

  • CERTIFY BIDEN'S WIN, BUT SOME HAD LEGITIMATE CONCERNS ABOUT

    CERTIFY BIDEN'S WIN, BUT SOME HAD LEGITIMATE CONCERNS ABOUT ABOUT ABOUT THE LEGITIMATE

  • THE SAFETY OF THEIR FAMILIES."

    THE SAFETY OF THEIR FAMILIES."

  • THEY CAPITULATED TO ARMED, VIOLENT EXTREMISTS.

    彼らは武装した暴力的な極限状態に陥りました。

  • THAT'S THE G.O.P.'S NEW MOTTO: "WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH

    それがG.O.P.の新しいモットーです。

  • TERRORISTS-- WE JUST GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT."

    TERRORISTS-- WE JUST GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT."

  • NO SURPRISE, THE PEOPLE WHO SURVIVED THIS VIOLENT ATTACK ARE

    驚くべきことではありません、この暴力的な攻撃を受けて生き残った人々は

  • A LITTLE CRANKY.

    A LITTLE CRANKY.

  • THIS MORNING, HOUSE DEMOCRATS FORMALLY INTRODUCED AN ARTICLE

    今朝、民主党が正式に記事を発表しました。

  • OF IMPEACHMENT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT.

    大統領に対する非道な行為の

  • SO IT'S TIME FOR OUR HOPED-I'D-NEVER-SEE-SEQUEL:

    "希望の時間だ" "私たちの希望の時間だ

  • "DON AND THE GIANT IMPEACH 2: GO FAST, WE'RE FURIOUS."

    "ドンと巨人インピーチ2 速く走れ 怒りに満ちている"

  • >> YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I WAS A SNAKE BEFORE YOU TOOK ME IN!

    >> YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I WAS A SNAKE BEFORE YOU TOOK ME IN!

  • ( GROWLING ) >> STEPHEN: NOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE

    ( GROWLING ) >> >> NOW, SOME PEOPLE ARE

  • SAYING, "WHY BOTHER?

    セイリング「WHY BOTHER?

  • HE'S ONLY GOT NINE DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE."

    HE'S ONLY GOT NINE DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE."

  • TO THEM I REPLY, "HE'S GOT NINE DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE!"

    TO THEM I REPLY, "HE'S GOT NINE DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE!"

  • YOU CAN DO A LOT IN NINE DAYS.

    あなたは9日間で多くのことをすることができます。

  • IT'S ENOUGH TO CREATE THE UNIVERSE, AND THEN TAKE A

    宇宙を創造して、それを手にするだけで十分なのです。

  • THREE-DAY WEEKEND.

    THREE-DAY WEEKEND.

  • FOR PETE'S SAKE, SIX DAYS AGO, THE PRESIDENT HADN'T INSPIRED

    ピーターのために6日前に 大統領は刺激を受けていなかった

  • MURDER IN THE CAPITOL.

    キャピタルでの殺人

  • MIGHT'VE BEEN HANDY TO HAVE IMPEACHED HIM WAY BACK THEN!

    MIGHT'VE BEEN HANDY TO HAVE IMPEACHED HIM WAY BACK THEN!

  • BUT IMPEACHMENT DOES TAKE TIME.

    しかし、インピーチメントには時間がかかります。

  • TIME DEMOCRACY MAY NOT HAVE.

    時間民主主義は持っていないかもしれません。

  • WHICH IS WHY HOUSE DEMOCRATS INTRODUCED A RESOLUTION TODAY

    今日、民主党が決議案を提出したのはなぜですか?

  • THAT CALLS ON MIKE PENCE TO REMOVE THE PRESIDENT UNDER THE

    それはマイク・ペンスが大統領を削除することを要求しています

  • 25TH AMENDMENT.

    25番目の改憲。

  • DEMOCRATS AND MIKE PENCE MIGHT MAKE STRANGE BEDFELLOWS, BUT AS

    民主党とマイク・ペンスは 変わったベッドフレンドになるかもしれませんが

  • LONG AS MOTHER'S IN THE ROOM, IT'S TECHNICALLY ALLOWED.

    母親が部屋にいる限り、それは技術的に許されています。

  • IT'S KOSHER.

    コッシャーだ

  • I MEAN, IT'S NOT KOSHER, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.

    つまり、コッシャーじゃないけど、イメージはつかめたでしょ。

  • SO FAR, PENCE APPEARS TO HAVE LITTLE APPETITE FOR GOING

    今のところ、ペンスにはほとんど食欲がないようだ。

  • FORWARD WITH THAT.

    FORWARD WITH THAT.

  • OKAY, HOW DO WE INCREASE HIS APPETITE?

    どうやって食欲を増進させる?

  • HAVE THEY TRIED SLATHERING THE 25TH AMENDMENT WITH MAYO, AND

    憲法25条をマヨと一緒に並べてみたことがあります。

  • SLAPPING IT BETWEEN TWO SLICES OF WONDERBREAD?

    ワンダーブレッドの2つのスライスの間に挟んで?

  • YOU'D THINK PENCE WOULD BE MORE INTO THE IDEA, CONSIDERING WHAT

    YOU'D THINK PENCE WOULD BE MORE INTO THE IDEA, CONSIDERING WHAT

  • THE RIOTERS WERE CHANTING: >> HANG MIKE PENCE!

    THE RIOTERS WERE CHANTING: >> HANG MIKE PENCE!

  • >> HANG MIKE PENCE!

    >> >> HANG MIKE PENCE !

  • >> HANG MIKE PENCE!

    >> >> HANG MIKE PENCE !

  • >> HANG MIKE PENCE!

    >> >> HANG MIKE PENCE !

  • >> STEPHEN: WHAT PART OF "HANG MIKE PENCE" DOES MIKE

    >> >> STEPHEN: "HANG MIKE PENCE "の中で、MIKEはどのような部分を担当していますか?

  • PENCE NOT UNDERSTAND?

    ペンスは理解できないのか?

  • IT'S HIS NAME AND ONE VERB!

    彼の名前と一つの動詞だ!

  • EITHER MIKE PENCE IS UNBELIEVABLY FORGIVING OR HE

    マイク・ペンスが信じられないほどに 赦しているか、それとも

  • JUST GETS OFF ON EROTIC ASPHYXIATION.

    エロティック・アスフィキシアシオンを 降りるだけだよ

  • EITHER WAY, HE'S LIVING UP TO THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF NATHAN

    どちらにしても、彼はネーサンの不滅の言葉に生きている。

  • HALE: "I REGRET I HAVE BUT ONE LIFE TO

    HALE: "I REGRET I HAVE BUT ONE LIFE TO

  • GIVE FOR THE PRESIDENT WHO WANTS HIS FOLLOWERS TO MURDER ME."

    私を殺すために彼の支持者を望む大統領のために与える。"

  • BY THE WAY, CROWD, IF YOU'RE GOING TO HANG MIKE PENCE, YOU'VE

    ところで クラウド マイク・ペンスを 吊るし上げるなら

  • GOT TO CATCH HIM FIRST!

    GOT TO CATCH HIM FIRST!

  • BUT THE VEEP HASN'T ENTIRELY RULED OUT INVOKING THE 25TH.

    しかし、VEEPは25日を招き入れることを完全にルール化していない。

  • REPORTEDLY, PENCE WANTS TO PRESERVE THE OPTION IN CASE THE

    REPORTEDLY, PENCE WANTS TO PRESERVE THE OPTION IN CASE THE

  • PRESIDENT BECOMES MORE UNSTABLE.

    大統領はさらに不安定になる。

  • "MORE UNSTABLE?" REALLY?

    "より安定しない?"本当に?

  • "UH, MR. DAHMER, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH YOUR FREEZER, AND WE ARE

    "ああ、ダーマーさん、冷凍庫に入っていたんですが、私たちは...

  • DISTURBED BY WHAT WE FOUND.

    DISTURBED BY WHAT WE FOUND.

  • I'M LETTING YOU OFF WITH A WARNING THIS TIME, BUT IF WE SEE

    今回は警告だけで済ますが、もしもの時には

  • ANY SIGNS THAT YOU'RE FEELING SNACKY, THERE WILL BE

    ANY SIGNS THAT YOU'RE FEELING SNACKY, THERE WILL BE

  • SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES.

    SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES.

  • ANYWAY, SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER."

    "とにかく 夕飯の邪魔してごめんね"

  • PENCE ISN'T THE ONLY REPUBLICAN LOOKING TO GIVE THE PRESIDENT A

    PENCE ISN'T THE ONLY REPUBLICAN LOOKING TO GIVE THE PRESIDENT A

  • PASS.

    パス

  • SO IS HOUSE MINORITY LEADER AND MAN POINTING TO WHERE HIS BALLS

    そう、ハウス・マイノリティ・リーダーと男はボールのある場所を指差しています。

  • USED TO BE, KEVIN MCCARTHY.

    昔はケビン・マッカートイだった

  • ON FRIDAY, MCCARTHY ARGUED, "IMPEACHING THE PRESIDENT WITH

    金曜日にマッカーシーは主張した "大統領をインピーチすることで

  • JUST 12 DAYS LEFT IN HIS TERM WILL ONLY DIVIDE OUR COUNTRY

    JUST 12 DAYS LEFT IN HIS TERM WILL ONLY DIVIDE OUR COUNTRY

  • MORE."

    "MORE"

  • WELL, MAYBE OUR COUNTRY NEEDS TO BE DIVIDED.

    WELL, MAYBE OUR COUNTRY NEEDS TO BE DIVIDED.

  • BY PRISON GLASS.

    BY PRISON GLASS.

  • WE CAN STILL TALK, KEVIN, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO PICK UP

    まだ話せるわよ ケビン でも 拾ってちょうだい

  • THE LITTLE PHONE.

    THE LITTLE PHONE.

  • WHAT KEV NEEDS TO REALIZE, IS THAT IF YOU FLIRT WITH FASCISM

    WHAT KEV NEEDS TO REALIZE, IS THAT IF YOU FLIRT WITH FASCISM

  • LONG ENOUGH, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MARRIED WITH TWO

    LONG ENOUGH, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE MARRIED WITH TWO

  • KIDS, ADOLF AND BENITO.

    KIDS、ADOLF、BENITO。

  • AND HEY, ALL YOU HAND-WRINGING HYPOCRITES: EVERYONE WANTS THE

    そして、おい、みんな手巻きHYPOCRITES:誰もが、誰もが欲しいと思っています。

  • UNITED STATES UNITED.

    アメリカ合衆国 アメリカ合衆国。

  • IT'S KIND OF OUR THING.

    それは私たちの仕事のようなものです。

  • YOU KNOW, ONE NATION, UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE.

    知っての通り、一つの国、神の下にある神々の下にある神々は一つである。

  • BUT SPEAKING OF GOD, WHAT I LEARNED IN SUNDAY SCHOOL IS THAT

    BUT SPEAKING OF GOD, WHAT I LEARNED IN SUNDAY SCHOOL IS THAT

  • IN ORDER FOR THERE TO BE RECONCILIATION, THERE MUST FIRST

    IN ORDER FOR THERE TO BE RECONCILIATION, THERE MUST FIRST

  • BE REPENTANCE.

    BE REPENTANCE.

  • IT'S WHY YOU DON'T BEGIN CONFESSION WITH, "BLESS ME,

    IT'S WHY YOU DON'T BEGIN CONFESSION WITH, "BLESS ME,

  • FATHER, I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG, ANTIFA COVETED MY NEIGHBOR'S

    父上 私は何も悪いことはしていません アンティファは隣人を 買収していました

  • WIFE."

    "妻"

  • WHO COULD BLAME HIM?

    WHO COULD BLAME HIM?

  • LOOK AT THE CAN ON HER.

    彼女の缶を見て

  • ANOTHER REPUBLICAN DEEP IN DENIAL IS MISSOURI SENATOR AND

    もう一人の共和党員は ミズーリ州の上院議員であり

  • MAN WITH RESTING JOKER FACE ROY BLUNT.

    MAN WITH RESTING JOKER FACE ROY BLUNT.

  • YESTERDAY, BLUNT WAS ON THE NATION FACE, AND EXPLAINED WE

    先日、ブラントが国の顔に出て、我々のことを説明しました。

  • DON'T NEED TO IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE HE'S LEARNED

    彼が学んだから大統領をインピーチする必要はありません

  • HIS LESSON.

    "HIS LESSON

  • >> NOW, MY PERSONAL VIEW IS THAT THE PRESIDENT TOUCHED THE HOT

    >> NOW, MY PERSONAL VIEW IS THAT THE PRESIDENT TOUCHED THE HOT

  • STOVE ON WEDNESDAY AND IS UNLIKELY TO TOUCH IT AGAIN.

    STOVE ON WEDNESDAY AND IS UNLIKELY TO TOUCH IT AGAIN.

  • >> STEPHEN: UNLIKELY!

    思わしくない!>>UNLIKELY!

  • "I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THERE'S NO CHANCE THAT HE WILL USE A

    "I'M NOT GOING TO SAY THERE'S NO CHANCE THAT HE WILL USE A

  • PERSONAL ARMY OF PARAMILITARY TERRORISTS TO OVERTHROW

    政権転覆のための親族テロリストの個人的な軍隊

  • THE GOVERNMENT.

    THE GOVERNMENT.

  • BUT YOU KNOW, 60-40.

    BUT YOU KNOW, 60-40.

  • LET'S ROLL THE DICE TOGETHER!

    LET'S ROLL THE DICE TOGETHER!

  • COME ON, DADDY NEEDS A PANIC ROOM UNDER THE ROTUNDA!"

    COME ON, DADDY NEEDS A PANIC ROOM UNDER THE ROTUNDA!"

  • SNAKE EYES!

    SNAKE EYES!

  • AND BY THE WAY, HE'S "UNLIKELY TO TOUCH THE HOT STOVE AGAIN?"

    AND BY THE WAY, HE'S "UNLIKELY TO TOUCH THE HOT STOVE AGAIN?"

  • THE PRESIDENT ISN'T EXACTLY FAMOUS FOR NOT TOUCHING THINGS

    大統領は物に触れないことで 厳密に有名ではありません

  • HE SHOULDN'T.

    彼はすべきではない

  • MAY I REMIND YOU, ROY BOY: THE POTUS DIDN'T JUST INCITE A

    思い出してもいいですか、ロイボーイ: 大統領はただの煽りではなく

  • CROWD TO RIOT, THE PRESIDENT WAS DEEPLY INVOLVED IN THE PLANNING

    CROWD TO RIOT, THE PRESIDENT WAS DEEPLY INVOLVED IN THE PLANNING

  • OF THE RALLY, SENDING MULTIPLE TWEETS ENCOURAGING HIS FOLLOWERS

    ラリーでは複数のツイッターでフォロワーを励ましています

  • TO COME TO WASHINGTON ON JANUARY 6, AND PROMISING "BE THERE, WILL

    1月6日にワシントンに来て、"BE THERE, WILL, WILL "を宣言します。

  • BE WILD!" HE DIDN'T TOUCH THE STOVE.

    BE WILD!" HE DIDN'T TOUCH THE STOVE.

  • HE RENTED AN APARTMENT, BOUGHT A STOVE, INSTALLED IT, STUFFED IN

    彼はアパートを借りてストーブを買ってきて、それを設置して、中に入れた。

  • SOME OILY RAGS, TURNED ON THE GAS, RIPPED OUT THE SMOKE ALARM,

    油まみれのゴロツキがガスを入れて煙警報器を引き裂いた

  • INVITED ALL HIS FRIENDS OVER, AND THREW IN A LIT MATCH,

    彼の友人を招待して 軽い試合をしたんだ

  • SAYING, "TRUE PATRIOTS, TOUCH THAT STOVE!

    「真の愛国者よ、ストーブに触れろ!」と言っている。

  • IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE HOME, WATCHING IT ALL ON TV WHILE I

    何かあったら家にいるからテレビで見てるよ

  • PLEASURE MYSELF WITH A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER."

    PLEASURE MYSELF WITH A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER."

  • HE HASN'T BEEN IMPEACHED YET, BUT THE PRESIDENT HAS SUFFERED

    彼はまだインピーチされていないが 大統領は苦しんでいる

  • SOME CONSEQUENCES.

    SOME CONSEQUENCES.

  • ON FRIDAY, CITING THE RISK OF HIM FOMENTING MORE VIOLENCE,

    金曜日には、彼が暴力を振るう危険性を考慮して

  • "TWITTER BANNED THE PRESIDENT PERMANENTLY."

    "TWITTER BANNED THE PRESIDENT PERMANENTLY."

  • OH, DAMN!

    オゥ、ダム!

  • A LIFETIME TWITTER BAN HAS GOT TO STING.

    A LIFETIME TWITTER BAN HAS GOT TO STING.

  • THEY TOOK AWAY HIS PRECIOUS!

    彼らは彼の貴重なものを奪った!

  • ACCORDING TO A SENIOR ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL, WHEN HE

    ACCORDING TO A SENIOR ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL, WHEN HE

  • FOUND OUT, "THE PRESIDENT WENT BALLISTIC."

    "大統領はバリスティックな行動をした "と判明

  • A TROUBLING DESCRIPTION OF THE GUY WHO STILL HAS THE NUCLEAR

    核兵器をまだ持っている奴の困った描写

  • CODES.

    代金引換。

  • "HE BLEW UP!

    "HE BLEW UP!

  • HE WENT TO DEF-CON 4.

    彼はデフコン4に行った

  • HIS ANGER DETONATED IN A FLASH OF WHITE LIGHT AND THEN

    彼の怒りは、白い光の閃光の中で爆発した。

  • MUSHROOMED OUT, DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH.

    マッシュルーム化して全てを破壊している

  • I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING IS THE FAT MAN ACTED LIKE A

    私が言いたいのは、デブ男はまるで

  • LITTLE BOY."

    LITTLE BOY."

  • THEN THE PRESIDENT WENT INTO FULL WEASEL MODE.

    THEN THE PRESIDENT WENT INTO FULL WEASEL MODE.

  • FIRST, HE "TRIED TO TWEET FROM THE OFFICIAL @POTUS ACCOUNT,"

    最初に、彼は "公式@POTUSアカウントからツイッターをしようとした"

  • BUT "TWITTER SWIFTLY DELETED THOSE TWEETS," SO HE SLITHERED

    BUT "TWITTER SWIFTLY DELETED THOSE TWEETS" SO HE SLITHERED

  • OVER TO "THE OFFICIAL TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN

    トランプ・キャンペーンの公式ツイッターアカウントへ

  • BUT HIS CAMPAIGN'S TWITTER ACCOUNT WAS THEN SUSPENDED."

    しかし、彼のキャンペーンのツイッターアカウントは一時停止されました。"

  • NOW HE'S JUST GETTING KAYLEIGH MCENEANY TO WRITE HIS TWEETS ON

    今、彼はただケイリーMCENEANYに自分のツイートを書いてもらっている。

  • POSTER BOARD AND HOLD THEM OUT BY THE UNDERPASS.

    ポスターボードとアンダーパスでそれらを保持します。

  • BUT TWITTER ISN'T THE ONLY SOCIAL MEDIA SITE THAT WANTS

    しかし、ツイッターは唯一のソーシャル・メディア・サイトではありません。

  • NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR PRESIDENT.

    大統領とは何の関係もない

  • HE'S ALSO BEEN BANNED OR RESTRICTED FROM A BEVY OF OTHER

    彼は他のベビーからも 禁止されたり制限されています

  • PLATFORMS, INCLUDING FACEBOOK SNAPCHAT, INSTAGRAM, REDDIT, AND

    FACEBOOK SNAPCHAT、INSTAGRAM、REDDITを含むプラットフォーム

  • EVEN TWITCH.

    イーブン・トゥイッチ

  • WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, PORNHUB?

    何を待ってるの?

  • THE PRESIDENT CAN'T EVEN TURN TO ALT-RIGHT CESSPOOLS, BECAUSE

    大統領は右派のカルト教団にも目を向けることができません。

  • "PARLER HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN AFTER AMAZON KICKED THE WEBSITE OFF

    "PARLER HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN AFTER AMAZON KICKED THE WEBSITE OFF

  • ITS SERVERS."

    ITS SERVERS."

  • FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT PARLER IS, FIRST OF ALL,

    まず第一に この子が何者か知らない人のために

  • MUST BE NICE.

    MUST BE NICE.

  • SECOND, IT'S TWITTER, BUT ALL TROLLS.

    第二に、それはツイッターですが、すべてのトロールです。

  • IT'S LIKE A THANKSGIVING DINNER WHERE THE WHOLE TABLE IS RACIST

    感謝祭の晩餐会のようなもので、テーブル全体が人種差別主義者である。

  • UNCLES.

    UNCLES(アンクルズ)。

  • IN ADDITION TO ITS WEBSITE BEING TAKEN DOWN, PARLER ALSO SUFFERED

    ウェブサイトの撤去に加えて、パーラーも同様の被害を受けています。

  • A BLOW THE PREVIOUS DAY WHEN APPLE AND GOOGLE REMOVED THE

    A BLOW THE PREVIOUS DAY WHEN APPLE AND GOOGLE REMOVED THE

  • PARLER APP FROM THEIR APP STORES, WHICH LED TO A CERTAIN

    自分のアプリストアのパーラーアプリで特定のアプリに辿り着きました。

  • CHIP OFF THE OL' TURD TO COMPLAIN ABOUT A LEFT-WING

    左翼のことで文句を言うオールドターンを切り落とす

  • CONSPIRACY.

    陰謀だ

  • >> DOES ANYONE THINK IT'S A TOTAL COINCIDENCE THAT LITERALLY

    >> 誰もがそれが文字通りの完全な事件だと思っているのか?

  • THE DAY THAT TWITTER BANS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

    ツイッターが合衆国大統領を禁止する日

  • PERMANENTLY FROM THEIR PLATFORM, THAT APPLE-- REALLY, IT'S NOT

    彼らのプラットフォームから許可を得て、あのアップルは...本当に、それは違う。

  • JUST THE APP STORE, BUT THAT APPLE WANTS TO BAN PARLER?

    ただのアプリストアなのに、アップルはパーラーを禁止したいと言っているのか?

  • >> STEPHEN: NO!

    >> NO!

  • NO ONE THINKS THAT'S A COINCIDENCE!

    誰もコインシデンスだとは思ってない!

  • AFTER A MURDEROUS ATTEMPTED COUP EGGED ON BY THE PRESIDENT AND

    殺人未遂カップルの後に大統領と

  • HIS FOLLOWERS ON SOCIAL MEDIA, SOCIAL MEDIA SHUT THEM DOWN.

    ソーシャルメディアの彼のフォロワーを ソーシャルメディアは彼らをシャットダウンします。

  • IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE.

    それは偶然ではありません。

  • IT'S A CONSEQUENCE.

    IT'S A CONSEQUENCE.

  • I KNOW IT'S HARD FOR YOU TO RECOGNIZE BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER

    I KNOW IT'S HARD FOR YOU TO RECOGNIZE BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER

  • FACED ONE BEFORE!

    FACED ONE BEFORE!

  • SO, AFTER BEING SHUT OUT OF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA APP, THE

    ソーシャルメディアのアプリから シャットアウトされた後に

  • PRESIDENT HAS NOW SUGGESTED BUILDING HIS OWN PLATFORM.

    大統領は今、自分のプラットフォームを構築することを推奨しています。

  • I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

    それが良いアイデアかどうかは分からない。

  • THIS PRESIDENT HAS A REALLY HARD TIME WITH PLATFORMS.

    この大統領は非常に困難な時間を持っています。

  • BUT IT'S NOT JUST SOCIAL MEDIA THAT WANTS TO UNFRIEND THE

    しかし、それはソーシャルメディアだけではありません。

  • PRESIDENT.

    大統領

  • IN THE WAKE OF WEDNESDAY'S PRESIDENTIALLY-SANCTIONED

    大統領令が下された水曜日を前にして

  • TERRORIST ATTACK, THE ORGANIZERS OF THE P.G.A. CHAMPIONSHIP

    テロリストの攻撃、P.G.A.チャンピオンシップの主催者

  • CANCELED PLANS TO HOLD THE EVENT AT THE PRESIDENT'S BEDMINSTER,

    CANCELED PLANS TO HOLD THE EVENT AT THE PRESIDENT'S BEDMINSTER,

  • NEW JERSEY GOLF CLUB IN 2022.

    2022年のNEW JERSEY GOLF CLUB。