AND I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY NOW, 2020 IS ALMOST OVER AND I

2020年はもうすぐそこまで来ていると思っています。

THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY IT'S BEEN A VERY, VERY, VERY LONG YEAR.

とても、とても、とても、とても、とても長い一年だったと言ってもいいでしょう。

THE LONGEST YEAR.

THE LONGEST YEAR.

SO LONG, IN FACT, THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE LOST TRACK OF

SO LONG, IN FACT, THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE LOST TRACK OF

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE PAST 12 MONTHS.

過去12ヶ月間に起きた全ての出来事。

SO IN CASE YOU NEED A QUICK REFRESHER ON 2020, LET ME BREAK

2020年にクイックリフレッシャーが必要な場合に備えて、私は休憩させてください。

IT DOWN FOR YOU REAL QUICK.

すぐにダウンします。

TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED, BUT IT DIDN'T STICK.

トランプはインピーチされましたが、それはスティックにはなりませんでした。

"PARASITE" WON THE OSCARS BEST PIC.

"PARASITE "がアカデミー賞最優秀作品賞を受賞しました。

MEGHAN AND HARRY MOVED TO L.A.

メグハンとハリーはロスに引っ越した。

MR. PEANUT WAS NOT OKAY.

MR.PEANUTはOKではなかった。

J.LO SHOWED OFF HER SUPER BOWL RANGE.

J.LO SHOWED OFF HER SUPER BOWL RANGE.

TOM HANKS GOT SICK.

トム・ハンクスが病気になった

THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED.

THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED.

SOURDOUGH BREAD GOT US INSTAGRAM LIKES.

SOURDOUGH BREADは私たちのINSTAGRAMのLIKESを得ました。

QUARANTINE BEARDS MADE OUR FRIENDS SAY "YIKES."

クワランタイン・ベアードは私たちの友人に "イケス "と言わせた

"ANIMAL CROSSING" WAS A BLOCKBUSTER GAME.

"ANIMAL CROSSING "はブロックバスターゲームでした。

ELON MUSK HAD A BABY-- WAIT, WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

ムスクに子供がいたのよ・・・待って、名前は？

AUNT BECKY MADE A GUILTY PLEA.

ベッキーおばさんは罪の意識を持っていた

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND QUIBI.

私はまだQUIBIを理解していません。

TWITTER FINALLY CHECKED SOME FACTS.

TWITTER FINALLY CHECKED SOME FACTS.

ZUCKERBERG REMAINS AN ASS.

ZUCKERBERG REMAINS AN ASS.

TOOBIN HAD A ZOOM ERECTION.

TOOBIN HAD A ZOOM ERECTION.

I WILL NOT KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION.

I WILL NOT KIDNAP ONE DIRECTION.

TIKTOK DANCES WERE ENORMOUS.

TIKTOKのダンスは充実していました。

NOT TO MENTION MURDER HORNETS.

NOT TO MENTION MURDER HORNETS.

A T.P. SHORTAGE LEFT US ALL FEELING CURSED, BECAUSE 2020 HAS

T.P.ショックは私たちを呪われたように感じさせました 2020年があるからです

BEEN THE ABSOLUTE WORST!

最悪の事態になった！

"TIGER KING" BECAME OUR LATEST OBSESSION-- STILL WAITING ON

"TIGER KING "は私たちの最新の趣味となった。

CAROLE BASKIN'S CONFESSION.

CAROLE BASKIN'S CONFESSION.

"NORMAL PEOPLE" ON HULU SET OUR HEARTS BEATING.

"普通の人ON HULUは私たちの心を鼓動させた。

"THE UNDOING" FINALE HAD EVERYONE TWEETING.

"The UNDOING "フィナーレは、誰もがツイッターをしていました。

"THE QUEEN'S GAMBIT" PAID OFF IN SPADES.

"THE QUEEN'S GAMBIT" PAID OFF IN SPADES.

"THE CROWN'S" DIANA LACED UP HER BLADES.

"THE CROWN'S" DIANA LACED UP HER BLADES.

"SCHITT'S CREEK" WAS THIS YEAR'S BIG EMMY WINNER.

"SCHITT'S CREEK" WAS THIS YEAR'S BIG EMMY WINNER.

SOMEHOW SARAH PALIN WAS ON "THE MASKED SINGER."

SOMEHOW SARAH PALIN WAS ON "THE MASKED SINGER."

THEY DELAYED "JAMES BOND: NO TIME TO DIE," IT SHOULD BE IN

"JAMES BOND: NO TIME TO DIE "を延期した。

"HAMILTON" MADE ITS STREAMING DEBUT; SO DID "MY WIIIIIFE" IN

"HAMILTON "は、そのストリーミングデビューを果たした。

WITH SO MANY STREAMERS, YOU JUST CAN'T GO WRONG-- YOU CAN

WITH SO MANY STREAMERS, YOU JUST CAN'T GO WRONG-- YOU CAN

START BY WATCHING YOUR BOY IN "THE PROM!"

START BY WATCHING YOUR BOY IN "THE PROM!"

THE LAKERS WON AND HONORED KOBE.

レイカーズが勝利し、KOBEを称えました。

THE DODGERS GOT THEIR SERIES TROPHY.

ドッジャーズはシリーズ・トロフィーを手に入れた。

GRONK AND BRADY REUNITED.

グロンクとブラディが再結成。

THE WEEKND BLINDED ALL THE LIGHTS.

THE WEEKND BLINDED ALL THE LIGHTS.

BTS WAS "DYNAMITE."

BTSは "ダイナマイト "だった

BEYONCÉ TOLD US "BLACK IS KING."

ビヨンセは "ブラック・イズ・キング "と言った

PARENTS GOOGLED, "WHAT DOES 'WAP' MEAN?"

"WAPってどういう意味？"ってググったら

HARRY STYLES TOPPED THE CHARTS.

HARRY STYLES TOPPED THE CHARTS.

DUA LIPA SAID "DON'T START."

DUA LIPAは "DON'T START "と言いました。

TAYLOR DROPPED A DOUBLE-WHAMMY.

テイラーがダブルワミーを落としました

EILISH WON, LIKE, ALL THE GRAMMYS.

EILISH WON, LIKE, LIKE, ALL THE GRAMMYS.

VERZUZ BATTLES LIT UP OUR SCREENS.

VERZUZ BATTLES LIT UP OUR SCREENS.

DOLLY HELPED FUND THE COVID VACCINE.

DOLLY HELPED FUND THE COVID VACCINE.

SHAWN MENDES WAS THE ONE AND ONLY, WHILE BIEBER WAS SO

ショーン・メンデスは唯一無二の存在だったが、一方でビーバーはそうだった。

"LOOO-OOO-OOO-ONELY."

"LOOO-O-O-O-ONELY"

LADY GAGA "RAINED ON ME."

LADY GAGA "RAINED ON ME."

STALLION WAS STILL MEGAN THEE.

スタリオンはまだミーガン・シーだった。

LIVE MUSIC WAS CANCELLED, OR SO IT SEEMS-- EXCEPT FOR THE GUY

ライブはキャンセルされたようですが、彼を除いては...

WHO HAD "CRANBERRY DREAMS!" ON ELECTION NIGHT, TRUMP WAS

誰が "クランベリーの夢を持っていた！"選挙の夜に、 トランプは、

FINALLY DEFEATED.

FINALLY DEFEATED.

IT'S ALMOST JANUARY, HE STILL HASN'T CONCEDED.

もうすぐ1月だが、彼はまだコンセッションをしていない。

FROM VOTER FRAUD LAWSUITS THERE'S JUST NO ESCAPING.

投票者詐欺訴訟からは 逃げ場がありません

THE PARKING LOT AT FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING.

フォーシーズンズの駐車場。

AS THE NEW VEEP, KAMALA MADE HISTORY.

AS THE NEW VEEP, KAMALA MADE HISTORY.

HOW JOE BROKE HIS FOOT IS STILL A MYSTERY.

ジョーがどのようにして彼の足を壊したかはまだ謎です。

MIKE PENCE'S HEAD WAS HOME TO A FLY; GIULIANI'S HAIR WAS

"マイク・ペンスの頭は 飛んでいた" "ジュリアーニの髪は"

DRIPPING WITH DYE.

DRIPPING WITH DYE.

McCONNELL'S HANDS ARE TURNING BLUE.

McCONNELL'S HANDS ARE TURNING BLUE.

MELANIA HATES CHRISTMAS, TOO.

メラニアはクリスマスが嫌いなんだ

TRUMP TURNED HIS BACK ON ALL OF HIS LACKEYS, WHILE WE ALL GOT

トランプは全てのラッキーに 背を向けた 我々は全てを手に入れたのに

THE HOTS FOR STEVE KORNACKI.

THE HOTS FOR STEVE KORNACKI.

THE ONLY THING SCARIER THAN KELLYANNE CONWAY, WAS THAT WEEK

ケリーアン・コンウェイより怖いのは その週だけだった

WHERE WE THOUGHT WE'D HAVE PRESIDENT KANYE!

WHERE WE THOUGHT WE'D HAVE PRESIDENT KANYE!

DON'T GET ME WRONG, THERE'S REASON TO HOPE-- FIVE MORE

誤解しないでくれ 希望を抱く理由がある -- 5つ以上だ

STATES ALL LEGALIZED DOPE.

STATES ALL LEGALIZED DOPE.

THE COVID VACCINE IS NOW WITHIN REACH-- A MUCH BETTER OPTION

THE COVID VACCINE IS NOW WITHIN REACH-- A MUCH BETTER OPTION

THAN INJECTING WITH BLEACH.

ブリーチを注入するよりも

2020 DESTROYED ALL OF OUR PLANS, BUT WE CAN GET THROUGH IT BY

2020年には我々の計画のすべてを破壊したが、我々はそれによってそれを乗り切ることができます。

WASHING OUR HANDS.

手を洗うこと。

LENDING NEIGHBORS ASSISTANCE AND KEEPING SOCIAL DISTANCE,

近所者への援助と社会的距離の維持。

TO FLATTEN THE CURVE AND GET BACK TO THE TASK.

TO FLATTEN THE CURVE AND GET BACK TO THE TASK.

NEXT YEAR WILL BE BETTER-- JUST PUT ON A MASK.

来年はもっと良くなるよ 仮面をつけてね

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND THOSE YOU HOLD DEAR.

あなたとあなたの大切な人にメリークリスマス。

HERE'S HOPING WE'LL BE TOGETHER IN PERSON NEXT YEAR!

HERE'S HOPING WE'LL BE TOGETHER IN PERSON NEXT YEAR!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH GAL GADOT!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH GAL GADOT!