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  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

    >> スティーブンヘイ、みんな!

  • WELCOME TO A "LATE SHOW."

    WELCOME TO A "LATE SHOW."

  • I AM YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT.

    私はあなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

  • YOU MAY NOTICE THAT I'M NOT WHERE I NORMALLY AM... WHEN I'M

    いつもの場所にいないことに 気づいてもいいですか...私がいるときは

  • NORMALLY NOT AT THE OTHER PLACE... WHERE I NORMALLY AM.

    いつもは他の場所にはいない...いつもはどこにいるのか

  • I'M TWICE-REMOVED FROM NORMAL.

    私は2度ノーマルから削除されました。

  • OTHERWISE KNOWN AS DELAWARE.

    別名デラウェアとして知られています。

  • IF YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT DELAWARE, I'LL GIVE YOU A QUICK

    デラウェアについてあまり知らない方には、簡単な説明をします。

  • A LESSON IN OUR ONE-TIME SEGMENT, "BETTER KNOW A

    私たちのワンタイム・セグメントのレッスン「BETTER KNOW Aを知ってください

  • DELAWARE: RAISING YOUR DELAWARENESS."

    DELAWARE: RAISING YOUR DELAWARENESS."

  • FUN FACT: PEOPLE FROM DELAWARE ARE OFTEN REFERRED TO AS "BLUE

    FUN FACT: PEOPLE FROM DELAWARE ARE OFTEN REFERRED TO AS "BLUE

  • HENS," WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE THE STATE BIRD IS ACTUALLY A

    HENS," WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE THE STATE BIRD IS ACTUALLY A

  • HIGHWAY REST STOP.

    高速道路の休憩所。

  • AND THAT'S ABOUT IT.

    それだけだ

  • SO NOW YOU KNOW DELA-WHERE, BUT YOU MIGHT BE ASKING, "DELA-WHY?"

    これでデラがどこにあるかは分かったが "デラの理由は?"と聞くかもしれない

  • I'M HERE TO DO THE FIRST POST-ELECTION JOINT INTERVIEW

    I'M HERE TO DO THE FIRST POST-ELECTION JOINT INTERVIEW

  • WITH PRESIDENT-ELECT JOSEPH R.

    WITH PRESIDENT-ELECT JOSEPH R.

  • BIDEN AND THE NEXT FIRST LADY, DR.

    BIDEN AND THE NEXT FIRST LADY, DR.

  • JILL BIDEN.

    JILL BIDEN.

  • PLUS, WHO PASSES UP A TRIP TO WILMINGTON?

    加えて、ウィルミントンへの旅行を誰が予約しますか?

  • THERE'S A REASON THEY CALL THIS TOWN "THRILLMINGTON."

    THERE'S A REASON THEY CALL THIS TOWN "THRILLMINGTON."

  • AND I'M BEING TOLD THEY DO NOT CALL IT THAT.

    そして、そのように呼ぶことはないと言われています。

  • THAT INTERVIEW IS MOMENTS AWAY, BUT FIRST:

    THAT INTERVIEW IS MOMENTS AWAY, BUT FIRST:

  • THERE'S GOOD PANDEMIC NEWS!

    THERE'S GOOD PANDEMIC NEWS!

  • PEOPLE ACROSS THE COUNTRY HAVE STARTED GETTING THE PFIZER

    PEOPLE ACROSS THE COUNTRY HAVE STARTED GETTING THE PFIZER

  • VACCINE, AND THIS WEEK, HOSPITALS DISCOVERED A SURPRISE

    VACCINE、そして今週、病院が驚きの事実を発見しました。

  • IN THEIR VACCINE DELIVERIES: EXTRA DOSES.

    彼らのワクチンの配達で:追加の用量。

  • THE VACCINE STRETCHES FURTHER THAN WE THOUGHT!

    VACCINEは思った以上に伸びる!

  • IT'S A HANUKKAH MIRACLE!

    ハヌッカ・ミラクルだ!

  • LET'S CELEBRATE BY EATING FRIED POTATOES, WHICH I BELIEVE

    揚げたジャガイモを食べてお祝いしましょう。

  • AMERICANS DO EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR ANYWAY.

    AMERICANS DO EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR ANYWAY.

  • HERE'S THE DEAL: PHARMACISTS HAVE FOUND THAT WHEN THEY USED

    これが本題です。

  • GLASS VIALS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO CONTAIN FIVE DOSES,

    GLASS VIALS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO CONTAIN FIVE DOSES,

  • SOMETIMES, THEY CAN SQUEEZE OUT AN ADDITIONAL DOSE.

    時々、彼らは追加の用量を搾り出すことができます。

  • IT'S LIKE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU THINK YOU FINISHED THE FRENCH

    IT'S LIKE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU THINK YOU FINISHED THE FRENCH

  • FRIES, THEN YOU GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG, AND YOU FIND

    FRIES, THEN YOU GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG, AND YOU FIND

  • THOSE LITTLE EXTRA CRUNCHY BITS.

    その小さな超小型のバリバリのビット。

  • BUT IMAGINE IF THOSE FRENCH FRIES PREVENTED DISEASE.

    BUT IMAGINE IF THOSE FRENCH FRIES PREVENTED DISEASE.

  • AGAIN, WE EAT A LOT OF FRIED POTATOES IN AMERICA.

    AGAIN, WE EAT A LOT OF FRIED POTATOES IN AMERICA.

  • AND WE'RE GOING TO NEED THAT EXTRA VACCINE, BECAUSE THE WHITE

    追加のワクチンが必要になる白人のために

  • HOUSE IS STICKING WITH ITS PANDEMIC PLAN OF "NOT HAVING A

    HOUSE IS STICKING WITH ITS PANDEMIC PLAN OF "NOT HAVING A

  • PLAN."

    PLAN."

  • YESTERDAY, WE LEARNED OF EMAILS FROM ONE OF THE PRESIDENT'S TOP

    YESTERDAY, WE LEARNED OF EMAILS FROM ONE OF THE PRESIDENT'S TOP

  • HEALTH APPOINTEES, FORMER H.H.S.

    前身のH.H.S.の健康推薦者たち

  • SCIENCE ADVISOR PAUL ALEXANDER.

    SCIENCE ADVISOR PAUL ALEXANDER.

  • NORMALLY, I WOULD SHOW A PICTURE OF HIM, AND DO A JOKE, BUT-- AND

    いつもなら 彼の写真を見せて 冗談を言うんだが...

  • THIS IS TRUE-- WE COULD FIND NO IMAGE OF HIM ON THE INTERNET.

    これは真実です ネット上には彼の画像がありませんでした

  • HE MIGHT HAVE ERASED THEM ALL, AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT

    HE MIGHT HAVE ERASED THEM ALL, AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT

  • WHY.

    WHY.

  • BECAUSE THIS SUMMER, ALEXANDER URGED TOP HEALTH OFFICIALS TO

    BECAUSE THIS SUMMER, ALEXANDER URGED TOP HEALTH OFFICIALS TO

  • ADOPT A "HERD IMMUNITY" APPROACH TO COVID-19 AND ALLOW MILLIONS

    ADOPT A "HERD IMMUNITY" APPROACH TO COVID-19 AND ALLOW MILLIONS

  • OF AMERICANS TO BE INFECTED BY THE VIRUS, THEREBY CHANGING THE

    アメリカ人のうち、ウイルスに感染している人の数は、それによって変化しています。

  • DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES, TO THE DEPARTMENT OF

    保健福祉省、政府へ

  • HELL AND HUMAN SACRIFICE.

    "地獄と人間の冒涜

  • BECAUSE HERE'S THE THING ABOUT PAUL ALEXANDER'S STRATEGY.

    なぜなら、ここにポール・アレキサンダーの戦略についてのことがあるからです。

  • IT WOULD REQUIRE ALMOST THREE MILLION DEATHS TO REACH HERD

    IT WOULD REQUIRE ALMOST THREE MILLION DEATHS TO REACH HERD

  • IMMUNITY.

    IMMUNITY.

  • IF YOUR PLAN TO SAVE HUMANITY INVOLVES KILLING MILLIONS OF

    IF YOUR PLAN TO SAVE HUMANITY INVOLVES KILLING MILLIONS OF

  • PEOPLE, YOU'RE NOT A HEALTH ADVISER, YOU'RE A MARVEL

    皆さん、あなたは健康アドバイザーではありません、あなたは驚異です。

  • VILLAIN.

    ビレイン

  • SO, CLEARLY, IT'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER THAT WE GET TO THE

    だから、明らかに、今まで以上に重要なのは、

  • INAUGURATION OF ONE OF MY GUESTS TONIGHT, JOE BIDEN.

    INAUGURATION OF ONE OF MY GUESTS TONIGHT, JOE BIDEN.

  • IN THE FACE OF THE COVID RAGING, THE PRESIDENT-ELECT IS ASKING

    IN THE FACE OF THE COVID RAGING, THE PRESIDENT-ELECT IS ASKING

  • AMERICANS TO STAY HOME.

    アメリカ人が家に留まるために。

  • IF ENOUGH PEOPLE DO THE RIGHT THING, HIS INAUGURATION COULD

    IF ENOUGH PEOPLE DO THE RIGHT THING, HIS INAUGURATION COULD

  • END UP LOOKING A LOT LIKE THE LAST ONE.

    前作と似たような感じになってる

  • NOW, NORMALLY, INAUGURATIONS ARE FUNDRAISING CASH COWS.

    NOW, NORMALLY, INAUGURATIONS ARE FUNDRAISING CASH COWS.

  • SUPPORTERS ARE WILLING TO SHELL OUT BIG BUCKS FOR A PICTURE WITH

    SUPPORTERS ARE WILLING TO SHELL OUT BIG BUCKS FOR A PICTURE WITH

  • THE NEW PRESIDENT.

    THE NEW PRESIDENT.

  • BUT THIS YEAR, THAT CAN'T HAPPEN.

    (山里)でも今年は それはないですね

  • SO, INSTEAD, TOP CONTRIBUTORS WILL GET "VIRTUAL SIGNED PHOTOS"

    SO, INSTEAD, TOP CONTRIBUTORS WILL GET "VIRTUAL SIGNED PHOTOS"

  • WITH THE PRESIDENT-ELECT AND THE FIRST LADY.

    WITH THE PRESIDENT-ELECT AND THE FIRST LADY.

  • OKAY.

    分かった

  • BUT THEY DO REALIZE THAT ANYONE WITH A COMPUTER CAN GET A

    しかし、彼らは、コンピュータがあれば誰でも取得することができることを認識しています。

  • VIRTUAL SIGNED PHOTO OF THEMSELVES WITH THE PRESIDENT.

    VIRTUAL SIGNED PHOTO OF THEMSELVES WITH THE PRESIDENT.

  • ANY PRESIDENT.

    どんな大統領でも

  • CHECK OUT THIS PHOTO OF ME WITH MARTIN VAN BUREN.

    CHECK OUT THIS PHOTO OF ME WITH MARTIN VAN BUREN.

  • AND DID HE SIGN IT?

    サインしたのか?

  • YOU BET.

    賭けるんだ

  • "STEPHEN, LOVED YOUR INTERVIEW WITH CHANCE THE RAPPER.

    "STEPHEN, LOVED YOUR INTERVIEW WITH CHANCE THE RAPPER.

  • YOU CAN'T FAKE CHEMISTRY.

    化学を偽ることはできません。

  • COWABUNGA, M.V.B."

    コワブンガ、M.V.B. "

  • MEANWHILE, THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION IS SWAMPED WITH A

    MEANWHILE, THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION IS SWAMPED WITH A

  • MAD SCRAMBLE FOR PARDONS.

    恩赦のためのマッドスクランブル。

  • ACCORDING TO ONE INSIDER, "IT'S TURNED CRAZY."

    ある内部関係者によると "狂ったようになった "と

  • "TURNED" CRAZY?

    "TURNED" CRAZY?

  • THIS IS THE PRESIDENT WHO ADVISED PEOPLE TO INJECT BLEACH,

    THIS IS THE PRESIDENT WHO ADVISED PEOPLE TO INJECT BLEACH,

  • SAID THAT A DEAD VENEZUELAN LEADER STOLE THE ELECTION,

    死んだヴェネズエラのリーダーが選挙を奪ったと言われた。

  • WANTED TO TRADE PUERTO RICO FOR GREENLAND, AND STOP A HURRICANE

    プエルトリコとグリーンランドを取引したいと思っていました。

  • WITH A NUCLEAR BOMB.

    WITH A NUCLEAR BOMB.

  • WE'VE MADE THE TURN TO CRAZYTOWN A LONG TIME AGO.

    WE'VE MADE THE TURN TO CRAZYTOWN A LONG TIME AGO.

  • NOW WE'RE JUST DOING DONUTS IN CUCKOO CANYON.

    今はクックーキャニオンでドーナツをしているところだ。

  • THE ADMINISTRATION HAS LARGELY IGNORED ANY ESTABLISHED PROCESS,

    政権は、確立されたプロセスを非常に無視しています。

  • SO PEOPLE ARE CALLING THE WHITE HOUSE DIRECTLY.

    SO PEOPLE ARE CALLING THE WHITE HOUSE DIRECTLY.

  • IN FACT, SO MANY PEOPLE ARE ASKING FOR PARDONS OR

    実際、多くの人が恩赦を求めています。

  • COMMUTATIONS THAT A SPREADSHEET HAS BEEN CREATED TO KEEP TRACK

    追跡するためにスプレッドシートが作成されていることの共通点

  • OF THE REQUESTS.

    OF THE REQUESTS.

  • YES, THEY'RE COMPILING THEM ALL IN MICROSOFT EX-CELL.

    YES, THEY'RE COMPILING THEM ALL IN MICROSOFT EX-CELL.

  • IF THEY DO MANAGE TO PRY THE CURRENT PRESIDENT FROM THE WHITE

    現職の大統領を白人の大統領に仕立て上げることができたら

  • HOUSE, HE MAY NEED TO FIND A DIFFERENT PLACE TO LIVE, BECAUSE

    家、彼は別の住む場所を 見つける必要があるかもしれません。

  • PALM BEACH RESIDENTS SURROUNDING MAR-A-LAGO RECENTLY SENT THE

    マアラゴ周辺のパームビーチの住人が最近送ってきたのは

  • TOWN A LETTER WITH A MESSAGE FOR THE OUTGOING COMMANDER IN CHIEF:

    TOWN A LETTER WITH A MESSAGE FOR THE OUTGOING COMMANDER IN CHIEF:

  • WE DON'T WANT YOU TO BE OUR NEIGHBOR.

    私たちはあなたを私たちの隣人にしたくありません。

  • IT'S ALL IN THE NEW DOCUMENTARY, "WON'T YOU SUCK IT, NEIGHBOR?"

    それはすべての新しい文書である "WON'T YOU SUCK IT, NEIGHBOR?"

  • THE LOCALS DON'T LIKE THE NOISE AND TRAFFIC WHEN THE PRESIDENT

    地元の人たちは大統領がいる時の騒音と交通量が好きではない。

  • IS AT MAR-A-LAGO, BUT EVEN BEFORE HE WAS IN OFFICE, HE

    今はマララゴにいますが 就任する前にも

  • CREATED ILL WILL IN THE TOWN BY REFUSING TO COMPLY WITH EVEN

    CREATED ILL WILL IN THE TOWN BY REFUSING TO COMPLY WITH EVEN

  • BASIC LOCAL REQUIREMENTS, SUCH AS ADHERING TO HEIGHT LIMITS FOR

    義務づけられている基本的な地方自治体の要件(例えば、高さ制限に従うことなど)。

  • A MASSIVE FLAGPOLE HE INSTALLED.

    巨大な旗竿が設置されていました。

  • NOT TO MENTION THE VIOLATING THE HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATION'S RULES ON

    NOT TO MENTION THE VIOLATING THE HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATION'S RULES ON

  • FENCE HEIGHT.

    FENCE HEIGHT.

  • NOW, LET'S GET TO THE REASON I CAME DOWN HERE-- MY INTERVIEW

    NOW, LET'S GET TO THE REASON I CAME DOWN HERE-- MY INTERVIEW

  • WITH THE FUTURE FIRST COUPLE, STARTING WITH THE

    WITH THE FUTURE FIRST COUPLE, STARTING WITH THE

  • PRESIDENT-ELECT.

    大統領閣下

  • STEPHEN?

    ステファン?

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!

>> スティーブンヘイ、みんな!

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スティーブンは、大統領はFLへの移動を見ながら、Bidensにインタビューするためにデラウェア州のショップを設定します。 (Stephen Sets Up Shop In Delaware To Interview The Bidens, While The President Eyes A Move To FL)

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