DECEMBER IS HALF VER.

DECEMBER IS HALF VER.

WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH.

途中まで来ました

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IT FEELS LIKE THE OTHER DAY, IT WAS THE FIRST.

IT FEELS LIKE THE OTHER DAY, IT WAS THE FIRST.

WE DON'T DO ANYTHING, WE COME HERE, WE'RE TRAPPED

♪ WE DON'T DO NOT ANYTHING, WE COME HERE, WE'RE TRAPPED ♪

BUT TIME SEEMS TO BE GOING SO FAST?

でも、時間はあっという間に過ぎていくのかな？

REGGIE, WHAT EVEN IS "TIME?" >> Reggie: YOU KNOW, IT'S A

>> レジー、"時間 "とは何だ？>> レジー：知ってるでしょ、それは。

GOOD QUESTION.

GOOD QUESTION.

IT'S REALLY THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I GUESS I'M

自分が自分だと思っていると感じられるのは 本当にこれだけなんだ

HERE.

ここです。

>> James: YEAH.

>> ジェームズジェームス: はい。

ARE WE HERE, THOUGH?

ここにいるのかな？

>> Reggie: I DON'T THINK WE ARE.

>> レジー：そうは思わない。

I THINK WE'RE EXPERIENCING THIS FROM A VERY DISTANT PLACE, BUT

私たちは、非常に遠くの場所からこれを経験していると思います。

IT'S FUN.

楽しいよ

>> James: DO YOU THINK THEN, GENUINELY, BECAUSE DO YOU

>> ジェームズあなたが考えていることは、純粋に、なぜならば、あなたがしているからです。

REMEMBER WHEN WE -- >> Reggie: YES, I REFERENCE

思い出せば... >> Reggie: はい、参考にさせていただきます。

THIS ALL THE TIME.

THIS ALL THE TIME.

>> James: WE WERE SAYING NONE OF THIS IS HERE, NONE OF THIS IS

>> ジェームス私たちは、ここには何もないと言っていました。

REAL, WE'RE ALL LIVING A SIMULATION OF SOMETHING ELSE,

REAL, WE'RE ALL LIVING A SIMULATION OF SOMETHING ELSE,

AND I NEVER FORGET, HE SAID TO US, HE SAID, ANTS IN AN ANT FARM

そして、私は決して忘れない、彼は私たちに言った、彼は言った、アリの農場のアリ。

DON'T KNOW THAT THEY'RE IN AN ANT FARM.

アリ農場にいるとは知らない

THEY THINK THAT'S THE WORLD.

それが世界だと思ってる

>> Reggie: YES.

>> レジー：はい。

>> James: AND I WAS, LIKE, SO HANG ON, IS IT A SIMULATION?

>> ジェームス私は、そうだったんだけど、ちょっと待って、それはシミュレーションなのかな？

HE WAS, LIKE, THE CHANCES OF YOU BEING HERE AND ME BEING HERE AND

HE WAS, LIKE, THE CHANCES OF YOU BEING HERE AND ME BEING HERE AND

ANY OF THIS IS REAL OR THE FACT THAT YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT FREE

ANY OF THIS IS REAL OR THE FACT THAT YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT FREE

WILL IS ABSURD.

WILL IS ABSURD.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: SO I ROBBED A BANK.

>> ジェームス: 銀行を襲ったんだ。

( LAUGHTER ) I DID.

( LAUGHTER ) しました。

I WENT STRAIGHT OUT.

まっすぐに出て行った

I SAID, WELL, IF NONE OF THIS IS REAL, IT'S FINE.

私は言った、まあ、これが現実のものでなければ、それは大丈夫だと。

ROBBED A W BANK, GOT AWAY WITH I $36,000 CASH.

銀行を襲って36,000ドルの現金を奪った

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> レジー：WOW.

>> James: TWO BAGS OKAY, OTHER OPENED, COVERED IN INK.

>>ジェームス二つのバッグはOK、もう一つは開いてインクで覆われています。

>> Reggie: OH.

>> レジー：OH。

>> James: AND I BOUGHT A LOT OF BITCOIN.

>> ジェームズ私はビットコインをたくさん買いました。

( LAUGHTER ) LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HEADLINES.

( LAUGHTER ) LET'S TAKE LOOK AT HEADLINES.

IT'S OFFICIAL, ATTORNEY GENERAL BILL BARR IS RESIGNING.

公式には、法務長官ビル・バールは辞任します。

BARR MET WITH THE PRESIDENT LAST NIGHT AND SAID HE WILL LEAVE

BARR MET WITH THE PRESIDENT LAST NIGHT AND SAID HE WILL LEAVE

OFFICE NEXT WEEK.

OFFICE NEXT WEEK.

MAYBE NOW HE'LL HAVE TIME TO FINALLY READ THAT MUELLER

MAYBE NOW HE'LL HAVE TIME TO FINALLY READ THAT MUELLER

REPORT.

REPORT.

LAUGHTER ) BILL BARR HAS RESIGNED AS

笑） ビル・バールが辞任しました

ATTORNEY GENERAL.

法務長官

AS OPPOSED TO BEFORE, WHEN BARR WAS SIMPLY RESIGNED TO HIS FATE

以前とは対照的に バールが単純に運命に翻弄された時は

OF DEFENDING EVERY STUPID THING DONALD TRUMP HAS EVER SAID.

ドナルド・トランプが今まで言ってきた くだらないことを擁護することの

I LOOKED AT IT -- BARR AND TRUMP, THEY COULDN'T

私はそれを見た -- バーとトランプ、彼らはできませんでした。

HAVE BEEN THAT CLOSE, OTHERWISE BARR WOULD HAVE GOTTEN

近くにいなければ バールには見えなかっただろう

CORONAVIRUS.

コロナビラス

( LAUGHTER ) HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT DIDN'T

( LAUGHTER ) 彼だけがそうじゃなかったんだ

GET COVID.

GET COVID.

HE WAS NEVER IN THERE.

彼はそこにはいなかった

HIS RESIGNATION LETTER DIDN'T GO INTO MUCH DETAIL, BUT BARR DID

HIS RESIGNATION LETTER DIDN'T GO INTO MUCH DETAIL, BUT BARR DID

SAY HE PLANS TO SPEND MORE TIME BEING MISTAKEN FOR ELTON JOHN

SAY HE PLANS TO SPEND MORE TIME BEING MISTAKEN FOR ELTON JOHN

WITH REGULAR GLASSES.

普通のメガネで。

( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP ANNOUNCED BARR'S

( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP ANNOUNCED BARR'S

RESIGNATION ON TWITTER, WRITING "JUST HAD A VERY NICE MEETING

ツイッターで再選して「とても良い出会いがあった」と書いています。

WITH ATTORNEY GENERAL BILL BARR AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

ホワイトハウスの弁護士ビル・バーと一緒に

OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN A VERY GOOD ONE, HE HAS DONE AN

私たちの関係は非常に良いもので、彼は何かをしてくれました。

OUTSTANDING JOB!

素晴らしい仕事だ

BILL WILL BE LEAVING JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS TO SPEND THE HOLIDAYS

ビルはクリスマス前に休暇を過ごすために出発します。

WITH HIS FAMILY."

WITH HIS FAMILY."

OUR CONDOLENCES TO BILL BARR'S FAMILY AT THIS DIFFICULT TIME.

OUR CONDOLENCES TO BILL BARR'S FAMILY AT THIS DIFFICULT TIME.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, THAT'S A

( LAUGHTER ) BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, THAT'S A

PRETTY GLOWING REVIEW COMING FROM TRUMP, WHICH MEANS BARR

トランプから来ているきれいなグローイングレビューは、バーを意味します。

MUST HAVE SOME REALLY SORDID BLACKMAILABLE MATERIAL ON HIM.

ブラックメールのような 卑劣な資料を持っているに違いない

>> Reggie: YES.

>> レジー：はい。

>> James: THE NEW INTERIM ATTORNEY GENERAL WILL BE JEFF

>> ジェームス新しい暫定法務長官は、ジェフである。

ROSEN, OR AS TRUMP CALLS HIM, "LESS-HOT

ローゼン、またはトランプが彼を呼び出すように、 "より少ないホット

MIKE PENCE."

"マイク・ペンス"

( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, LAST NIGHT JOE BIDEN

( LAUGHTER ) translated by YAYOI, LAST NIGHT JOE BIDEN

GAVE A SPEECH SHORTLY AFTER THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE CONFIRMED HIS

GAVE A SPEECH SHORTLY AFTER THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE CONFIRMED HIS

VICTORY, AND HE TOOK LOTS OF VEILED, AND NOT-SO-VEILED,

勝利、そして彼はベールに包まれた多くを取った、そして、そうベールに包まれていない。

SWIPES AT PRESIDENT TRUMP.

トランプ大統領にスワイプします。

>> IN AMERICA, POLITICIANS DON'T TAKE POWER.

>> アメリカでは、政治家は権力を握らない。

PEOPLE GRANT POWER TO THEM.

人は自分たちに力を与える。

THE FLAME OF DEMOCRACY WAS LIT IN THIS NATION A LONG TIME AGO,

THE FLAME OF DEMOCRACY WAS LIT IN THIS NATION A LONG TIME AGO,

AND WE NOW KNOW NOTHING, NOT EVEN A PANDEMIC OR AN ABUSE OF

我々は何も知らない パンデミックも 濫用も知らない

POWER CAN EXTINGUISH THAT FLAME.

POWER CAN EXTINGUISH THAT FLAME.

>> JAMES: I'M NOT SURE, BUT I FEEL LIKE HE WAS DIRECTING THAT

>> 分からないけど、彼がそれを指示していたような気がする...

AT DONALD TRUMP.

ドナルド・トルムに

( LAUGHTER ) AND THIS WAS NICE, BIDEN'S TEAM,

( LAUGHTER ) AND THIS WAS NICE, BIDEN'S TEAM.

THEY'VE ALREADY REPURPOSED THAT CLIP AS A WAY TO TRY TO APPEAL

彼らはすでにそのクリップをアピールするための方法として再利用されています。

TO YOUNG AMERICANS.

TO YOUNG AMERICANS.

>> THE FLAME OF DEMOCRACY WAS LIT --

>> THE FLAME OF DEMOCRACY WAS LIT --

>> DAMN, SON!

>> 畜生、息子よ!

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ >> James: LATER IN THE SAME

♪ >> ジェームズ同じ場所で後になって

SPEECH, BIDEN EXPLAINED HOW TRUMP USED EVERY LEGAL RECOURSE

スピーチ、バイデンは、トランプがどのようにしてあらゆる法的手段を使ったかを説明した。

AVAILABLE TO HIM AND IT WAS STILL SHOT DOWN EACH TIME.

彼には利用可能であり、それは今でも毎回撃ち落とされています。

>> THEY WERE HARPED PI MORE THAN 80 JUDGES AND NO CAUSE WAS FOUND

>> 彼らは80人以上の裁判官にPIを傷つけられ、原因は見つかりませんでした。

TO REVERSE OR QUESTION OR DISPUTE THE RESULTS.

TO REVERSE OR QUESTION OR DISPUTE THE RESULTS.

>> James: YEAH, SURE, IF YOU TRUST THE COURTS.

>> ジェームズああ、確かに、あなたが裁判所を信頼するならば。

( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

WHEN HE HEARD THIS, TRUMP IS LIKE, YEAH, I'VE USED EVERY

これを聞いた時、トランプはこう言いました。

LEGAL RECOURSE AVAILABLE TO ME BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED ON

まだ始めたばかりだが、法的な手段はある。

THE ILLEGAL RECOURSES YET, YOU WAIT.

不法滞在者は、まだ待っている。

I LIKE BIDEN STATING FACTS IS THE NEW ULTIMATE DISS.

I LIKE BIDEN STATING FACTS IS THE NEW ULTIMATE DISS.

HE LOST HIS LAWSUITS, NO VOTER FRAUD, THE EGGNOG IS, LET'S BE

彼は訴訟を失った 投票者の不正ではない エッグノッグは、そうであるようにしよう

HONEST, A LITTLE TOO RICH.

正直者で少し金持ちだ

( LAUGHTER ) BUT I LIKE A FIRED-UP BIDEN.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT I LIKE A FIRED-UP BIDEN.

I LIKE WHEN HE JUST SPEAKS AND SAYS THIS.

彼が喋ってこれを言うのが好きなんだ

I BET HE WALKED OFF STAGE, OPENED A SAC PRILL LA WITH

I BET HE WALKED OFF STAGE, OPENED A SAC PRILL LA WITH

HIS',, CRUSHED THE CAN ON HIS HEAD, LET'S MOVE ON, LET'S GET

彼の頭の上で缶を潰したんだ 移動しよう

OUT OF HERE.

ここから出て行け

( LAUGHTER ) MEAN WHILE, PRESIDENT TRUMP

( LAUGHTER ) しばらくの間、トランプ大統領は

STILL REFUSES TO CONCEDE.

譲歩を拒否しています。

ACCORDING TO ONE INSIDER, TRUMP HAS DECIDED THAT HE WILL AVOID

ある内部関係者によると、トランプは回避することを決定しました。

SAYING THAT HE LOST.

負けたと言って

INSTEAD, TO SAVE FACE, HE'LL SAY HE "DIDN'T WIN."

顔を救うために、彼は "勝てなかった "と言うだろう。

MAN, THIS GUY HAS AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING.

この男は何でも答えを持っている

EXCEPT HOW TO PROVE ELECTION FRAUD.

選挙の不正を証明する方法を除いて。

TRUMP THEN ADDED, AND IT'S NOT I WON'T BE PRESIDENT, IT'S JUST

トランプは追加した、そして、それは私が大統領になることではなく、それはちょうどです。

I'LL STOP NOT NOT BEING PRESIDENT.

私は大統領になるのをやめるわ

AND DID YOU SEE THIS?

AND DID YOU SEE THIS?

EARLIER TODAY, THE F.D.A.

EARLIER TODAY, THE F.D.A.

CONFIRMED THAT MODERNA'S COVID-19 VACCINE IS SAFE AND

現代のCOVID-19 VACCINEが安全であることが確認されました

EFFECTIVE, WHICH MEANS WE MAY HAVE TWO APPROVED VACCINES B

EFFECTIVE, WHICH MEANS WE MAY HAVE TWO APPROVED VACCINES B

THE END OF THE WEEK.

THE END OF THE WEEK.

INJECT THIS NEWS STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS.

INJECT THIS NEWS STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS.

REGGIE?

レジー？

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: I'M GOING TO GET BOTH!

>> ジェームズ両方を手に入れようとしている！

PFIZER, MODERNA, BANG!

PFIZER、MODERNA、BANG!

LET'S GO!

LET'S GO!

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

>> James: PFIZER, MODERNA!

>>ジェームス。PFIZER, MODERNA!

>> Reggie: TIME FOR A VAX-CATION.

>> レジー：バックスクリエーションの時間だ。

>> James: ARE YOU GOING TO GET IT?

>> ジェームズ取ってくるのか？

>> Reggie: I'M GOING TO MAX THE VAX.

>> レジー：私はVAXをMAXにします。

>> James: YEAH, MAX THE VAX.

>> ジェームスはい、MAX THE VAX。

>> Reggie: YEAH ( LAUGHTER )

>> レジー：ええっ（笑）。

>> James: CHEERS, MAN.

>>ジェームスです。CHEERS, MAN.

>> Reggie: YEAH!

>> レジー：やったああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ

>> James: EVEN THOUGH THE F.D.A. HAS

>> ジェームス国防総省があるにもかかわらず

CONFIRMED BOTH VACCINES ARE SAFE, I'M SURE IT WILL TAKE NO

CONFIRMED BOTH VACCINES ARE SAFE, I'M SURE IT WILL TAKE NO

TIME FOR PEOPLE TO PICK A FAVORITE.

人が好きなものを選ぶ時間です。

"YOU HAD THE PFIZER?

"PFIZERを持っていたか？

NO WAY.

とんでもない

I DON'T TRUST THE PFIZER ONE BIT.

私はPFIZERを少しも信用していません。

I'M ALL MODERNA.

I'M ALL MODERNA.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT PFIZER AND MODERNA ARE LIKE

( LAUGHTER ) BUT PFIZER AND MODERNA ARE LIKE

THE PS5 AND XBOX SERIES X OF THE VACCINE WORLD-- IT DOESN'T

VACCINE WORLDのPS5とXBOXシリーズX--それはない

MATTER WHICH ONE YOU WANT, YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GETTING

MATTER WHICH ONE YOU WANT, YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GETTING

EITHER UNTIL JUNE.

EITHER UNTIL JUNE.

( LAUGHTER ) AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

( LAUGHTER ) AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

A WOMAN IN AUSTRALIA BOUGHT A PRE-MADE GINGERBREAD HOUSE.

オーストラリアの女性がプレメイドのジンジャーブレッドハウスを購入しました。

IT ALREADY HAD A RESIDENT.

すでに居住者がいました。

I LIKE MY GINGERBREAD TO HAVE A BITE BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH.

私はジンジャーブレッドにコックがあるのが好きだが、これはやりすぎだ。

IT'S LIKE THE GOTH VERSION OF THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.

IT'S LIKE THE GOTH VERSION OF THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS.

INSTEAD OF A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE THEY HAVE A SPIDER IN A

ヤシノキの木の中にいるパトリッジの代わりに蜘蛛がいる

GINGERBREAD HOUSE.

ジンジャーブレッドハウス

MUST HAVE BEEN FRIGHTENING, BUT THEN THE AUSTRALIANS SAID STEVE

怖かったに違いないが、オーストラリア人はスティーブと言った。

THE STOCKING SPIDER?

ストッキング・スパイダー？

NO, THAT'S AN AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS ORIGINAL, MATE.

いや、それはオリジナルのオーストラリアのクリスマスだ。

AND FINALLY, A FAMILY IN KANSAS IS WARNING OTHER PARENTS AFTER

AND FINALLY, A FAMILY IN KANSAS IS WARNING OTHER PARENTS AFTER

THEY HID THEIR "ELF ON THE SHELF" DOLLS INSIDE THE OVEN

棚の上のエルフをオーブンの中に隠したのです。

THEN FORGOT THEY WERE THERE, AND TURNED THE OVEN ON LATER IN THE

そこにいることを忘れて 後からオーブンをひっくり返した

DAY.

日目

HERE ARE THE DOLLS WHEN THEY WERE FIRST HIDDEN:

HERE ARE THE DOLLS WHEN THEY WERE FIRST HIDDEN:

AND HERE THEY ARE AFTER THE OVEN WAS TURNED ON:

AND HERE THEY ARE AFTER THE OVEN WAS TURNED ON:

( LAUGHTER ) WELL, I HOPE DAD'S FROZEN

( LAUGHTER ) Well, I HOPE DAD'S FROZEN.

LASAGNA WAS WORTH IT.

ラザーニャはそれだけの価値があった。

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S NOT A TOTAL LOSS.

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S NOT A TOTAL LOSS.

THEY'RE ALREADY MAKING A CHRISTMAS HORROR MOVIE ABOUT THE

クリスマス・ホラー映画の製作が決定しました

WHOLE THING, "NIGHTMARE ON ELF STREET."

"エルフ通りの夜の夢"