THE SENATE WHO STILL HAVE NOT ACKNOWLEDGED, EVEN AFTER

上院はまだ知らなかったが、その後も

YESTERDAY, THAT JOE BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT-ELECT.

YESTERDAY, THAT JOE BIDEN IS THE PRESIDENT-ELECT.

I MEAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUTIN EVEN DID SO OVERNIGHT.

プーチンは一晩中そうしていた

>> HAS THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE SUBMITTED THEIR VOTES AND NOW

>> 選挙区立大学が投票を提出して今に至る

YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO ACKNOWLEDGE PRESIDENT-ELECT JOE

あなたはジョー大統領エレクトを 認識するしかありません

BIDEN BUT ARE STILL AFRAID TO DO SO?

BIDENが、まだそうするのを恐れているのか？

WELL, HOW ABOUT AN EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT.

さて、どうだ、どうだ、エディブル・アレンジメントはどうかな。

FRUIT IS THE PERFECT WAY FOR A COWARD TO SAY "CONGRATS,"

フルーツは卑怯者が「おめでとう」と言うのに最適な方法です。

BECAUSE AFTER IT'S CONSUMED, THERE'S NO EVIDENCE.

BECAUSE AFTER IT'S CONSUMED, THERE'S NO EVIDENCE.

CHOOSE FROM SOME SUCH FAINT-HEARTED ARRANGEMENTS AS

このような欠陥心臓のある配置の中から選択してください

THE "GUTLESS GUAVA," "TIME TO MANGO UP AND ADMIT IT," AND THE

ガチのGUAVA」「TIME TO MANGO UP AND ADMIT IT」と

"GROW A PAIR."

"GROW A PAIR"

AND NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP FINDING OUT,

トランプ大統領を心配する必要はありません。

BECAUSE HE HAS NO INTEREST IN FRUIT.

果物に興味がないからだ

SO LET FRUIT SAY THE THING YOU DON'T WANT TO, BECAUSE "ORANGE"

"オレンジ "が原因だから 果物は言いたくないことを言うんだ

YOU GLAD YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.

YOU GLAD YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.

SAY IT?

言ってみて？

EDIBLE ARRANGEMENTS: FOR WHEN YOU DON'T WANT TO ADMIT YOUR

エディブル・アレンジメント自分のことを認めたくないときのために

CANDIDATE WAS BEATEN TO A PULP.

候補者が殴られていた

>> >> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

>> アナウンサー"レイトショーとステファン・コルバート"