VACCINES ACROSS THE COUNTRY?

VACCINES ACROSS THE COUNTRY?

WIDESPREAD SHIPPING, OF COURSE, IS NOTHING NEW, BUT SUBZERO

ワイドスプレッドの配送は、もちろん何も新しいものではありませんが、サブゼロです。

WIDESPREAD SHIPPING, WE'VE NEVER DONE THAT.

広域配送は初めてです

>> THE PFIZER VACCINE REQUIRES STORAGE IN SPECIAL ULTRA-COLD

>> THE PFIZER VACCINE REQUIRES STORAGE IN SPECIAL ULTRA-COLD

FREEZERS.

冷凍庫。

LEFT OUT TOO LONG AT ROOM TEMPERATURE, AND IT SPOILS.

LEFT OUT TOO LONG AT ROOM TEMPERATURE, AND IT SPOILS.

( BELL RINGING ) >> HERE COMES MR. SOFTEE, THE

( BELL RINGINGING ) >> ここにMR.ソフティ

SOFT ICE CREAM MAN!

ソフトクリームマン!

>> HEY, MR. SOFTEE, DO YOU THINK THEY'LL EVER COME UP WITH A CURE

>> HEY, MR. SOFTEE, DO YOU THINK THEY'LL EVER COME UP WITH A CURE

FOR HAVING AN ICE CREAM CONE FOR A HEAD?

アイスクリームコーンを頭に乗せて？

>> (LAUGHING) NO, LITTLE TIMMY, I DON'T, BECAUSE WHAT MR. SOFTEE

>> 私はしないわ ミスター・ソフティが言ったことが原因よソフティー

HAS ISN'T ANY SORT OF OF DISEASE.

病気の種類はありません。

WHAT MR. SOFTEE HAS IS -- ( SUSPENSFUL SOUNDS )

MR.SOFTEE HAS IS -- ( SUSPENSFUL SOUNDS )

-- A CURSE.

-- 呪いだ

( LIGHTNING AND THUNDER )

( LIGHTNING AND THUNDER )

>> Announcer: IT'S A "LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!

>> アナウンサースティーブン・コルバートとの レイトショーです！