OF NIGHT.

OF NIGHT.

NEW ZEALAND'S "BIRD OF THE YEAR" COMPETITION HAS BEEN ROCKED WITH

NEW ZEALAND'S "BIRD OF THE YEAR" COMPETITION HAS BEEN ROCKED WITH

REVELATIONS A SLEW OF FRAUDULENT VOTES STREAMED IN OVERNIGHT FOR

夜中に流れてきた不正な投票の流れを暴露した

THE LITTLE SPOTTED KIWI, WHICH PUSHED IT INTO AN UNEXPECTED AND

小人がキウイを発見したことで、予想外の事態に追い込まれました。

FALSE LEAD.

"FALSE LEAD

( TRUMP SPEAKING ) >> WE'RE ALL DEEPLY DISTURBED

( TRUMP SPEAKING ) >> WE'RE ALL DEEPLY DISTURBED

AND UPSET BY THE LYING, CHEATING, ROBBING, STEALING

嘘つき、詐欺、強奪、盗みに動揺している。

THAT'S GONE ON WITH OUR ELECTION >> STOP THE STEAL!

それは私たちの選挙で起こっている >> 窃盗を停止してください！

STOP THE STEAL!

窃盗を止めろ！

( TRUMP SPEAKING ) >> AND THEY'RE TRYING TO

( TRUMP SPEAKING ) >> AND THEY'RE TRYING TO

CONVINCE US THAT WE LOST.

負けたことを納得させてくれ

WE DIDN'T LOSE.

WE DIDN'T LOSE.

THEY FOUND A LOT OF BALLOTS IN DEMOCRAT-RUN NESTS.

民主党の選挙区で多くの投票用紙を見つけました。

( BOOING ) AND THERE IS TREMENDOUS EVIDENCE

( ブーイング ) そして 極めて重要な証拠がある

OF FRAUD.

詐欺の。

WE HAVE A LITTLE VIDEO TO PLAY, PLEASE.

WE HAVE A LITTLE VIDEO TO PLAY, PLEASE.

>> IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT EVERYBODY VOTE

>> すべての人が投票することが非常に重要です。

>> BUT HOW DO YOU VOTE?

>> でも、どうやって投票するの？

>> WHY DON'T YOU COME IN AND SEE,

>> >> あなたが見に来てくれないか？

>> OH, OKAY.

>> オー、オー、オーケー。

( TRUMP SPEAKING ) >> THEY GIVE THIS BIG BIRD

( TRUMP SPEAKING ) >> 大きな鳥を与える

STATUS THAT HE DOESN'T DESERVE.

彼が必要としない状態。

HE'S A FAKE BIRD.

彼は偽鳥だ

THERE'S A MAN INSIDE OF THE BIRD OUTFIT, OKAY.

THERE'S A MAN INSIDE OF THE BIRD OUTFIT, OKAY.

IT'S ALL A LIE.

IT'S ALL A LIE.

WHICH MEANS I WON "BIRD OF THE YEAR" BY A LOT.

WHICH MEANS I WON "BIRD OF THE YEAR" BY A LOT.

>> IT'S A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.

>> IT'S A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.